Hazerblade

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    • Cocky Assbastard

      13 years ago

      Hazerblade

      Yeah, every one has those friends where they are cocky self-assbastards...(yes, assbastards, not ass bastards...it's one word now) Well, I have this...well...not friend...more of acquaintance...well, he is the cockiest son of a B...sorry to use harsh letters (Dane Cook ROCKS!) Well, he always says that he is the greatest, and unstoppable, even way back when Halo was the normal playing game...rather than Halo 2. Well, from this story I go back to another story. This is when I only had a Gamecube, never played Xbox ever, but then I went to my friends house, played Halo, fell in love, the rest is history...well, Halo belonged to this kid named Alex (the cocky one) and we would borrow it and play it (we as in my friend steve) well, we went to Alex's house to borrow it, and he had a proposition, if we could beat him, we could borrow it...well, me being new at the game, and steve having fractured his arm...we really didn't think we had a chance...well, we did it anyways...1 on 1...Steve and Alex first, Steve won 25-17...and then it was me...I decided to do it on Hang 'em High, and we went there, I beat the shit out of this guy...25-9....and you could tell he was trying, getting frustrated...he even hit me with a gavel! So, we borrowed the game, with a few lewd remarks on his part, and me making references that he sucked rectum...but we got it...Which leads to ANOTHER story...Since we kicked the shit out of him...he never let us borrow the game anymore...and some friends of mine (including steve) were going to have a LAN party, and we needed one more Halo copy....so Steve tried to borrow it from him...of course he didn't let Steve take it...so Steve sorta...stole it...and never gave it back...and he had to buy a new one...and that brings us back to the very FIRST story...He thinks that he can own me in Halo 2, him only playing Campaign...and at LAN parties against the same people...and he thinks that is evidence alone...I brought up the fact that I beat the game on Legendary, that I play with hundreds of different people online who are much better, worse, or the same as me...and I win 3/4's of the time...But he still believes that he can beat me...So...we had a little match...first to 15...on the map type of his choice...he chose lockout...Well, he got to the sword (because I don't like that thing) I got the sniper...He got the first kill, I retrieved my sniper, and returned the favor...it got to where I was leading 11-3, I had the sword in possession...and sniper, sitting on the battle rifle tower. He was sitting over where the grav-lift exits, hiding behind the corner...I threw a plasma grenade, it bounced off the edge of the Grav-life exit, stuck him in the head, and from that point on he got wasted, 15-5...he thinks that I cheated...by looking at his screen (when we had different Xbox's and TV's...in different rooms) that I glitched...and of course...that that round didn't count...So we did it again...I picked the map Turf...he picked Swords as the match (not a real match...but hey...I went with it...) I spanked him with 25-14...and I hate swords...Well, the moral of the story...if you don't like a cocky mouth assbastard...stick a cock in it...or a sword...because Swords Suck...

    • This Sucks...

      14 years ago

      Hazerblade

      Well...as the title suggests...this sucks...nay...it blows! Ginormous rectum! The first part isn't bad...but the second part is worse...First is going to a wedding...weddings are fun...single women, drinks, good karma (you know that shin-dig) anyways...after having a blast with that in Iowa...I came back home to find that we had been broken into...I was robbed nearly $4,000 worth of electronics and other items...Most were my video games (I had my Gamecube and Xbox games and consoles both stolen) a laptop...and a few $20 sliver coins and pure silver bars...A small town like this doesn't usually see this kind of shit...well...nevermind...this is probably the worst town...over the last 3 years there have been 2 teen pregnancies...4 students killed by either alcohol or drugs...and many different acts of petty theft from vehicals and garages to vandilism...So I suppose this safe little town isn't as safe as most would expect...I guess I can thank that my family wasn't hurt, nor my dog...but the nerve of people to steal a few things to make some quick cash...which is rather puzzling...because there was over $150 just lying in the open...waiting to be picked up by the guy who did this...the even more disturbing is the fact that they knew their way around the house...they didn't snoop in every room...(for if they did...we would be out much much more) but instead went through the master bedroom windows...picked through a jewelery box...went straight upstairs to my bedroom...unhooked and grabbed all the electronics (not to mention my video camera) and made their way downstairs find the laptop sitting there...Head through the basement door that appears to be the floor of our closet...out to the get away vehical...I worked hard to pay for games and my xbox live, just for someone to ruin it all by stealing it...

    • Old School....

      14 years ago

      Hazerblade

      You know those days when your friends come over, and all you want to do is play video games, but you can't choose which game to play. Well, that just happened today, but it wasn't a loss, because the only way we settled the arguments was take out the N64 and plays some Perfect Dark. Man, the controls felt so weird with the trigger underneath like that. The C-buttons got on my nerves as well, but hey, we played some Halo 2 after that cause we realized that old school rocks, but out with the old and in with the new. I still think Perfect Dark was the most kick ass game ever...

    • Predator: Urban Jungle

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      Yup, A Predator game, in a big city...killing people, who of course have guns! I still think that they should make a FPS of AvP for Xbox...that would just kick major ass...

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    • My first love

      14 years ago

      Hazerblade

      Today I just made out with a boy! Oh i'm so happy that he likes me like I like him!

      I'm totally talking out of my ass on those last sentences. Yeah, well I just signed up and its been a rather boring day of playing Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow and finding new and impressive glitches in Star Wars Battlefront

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