HeXeN

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from Maggie's Nipples, WY

  • Activity

    • LMAO SHOULDER LOLOL

      13 years ago

      HeXeN

      I dislocated my shoulder playing Ultimate Frisbee. It sucks both my balls. I hate everything. Ow.

    • Juice

      13 years ago

      HeXeN

      So, um. Tait-zulah, the mic rulah, the old schoolah, sponsored me. I gave him a hug and owe him 10 bucks. Rock on. Anyways, maybe I'll get back into these boards a little more. I'm playing a ton less WoW, kinda starting to get burnout. Only raid BWL now once or twice a week. I've discovered that, well, life > WoW. I've been chillin' a lot more with my buddies, playing Ultimate Frisbee, and, well, I'm just not diggin' computers as much as I used to.

      Could I actually be....changing? =O

    • DIE

      14 years ago

      HeXeN

      NOW

    • Lollerbagel

      14 years ago

      HeXeN

      wtfberries

    • WoW

      14 years ago

      HeXeN

      I have 86 available mod points, and my karma level is +5.

      BUT! I have a level 23 Gnome Mage, a level 22 Night Elf Druid, a level 10 Orc Warlock, and a level 11 Undead Mage. Spread unevenly between two realms.

      Thanks for being pretty awesome.

    • Hilton Idiots

      14 years ago

      HeXeN

      I have fantasies about the Hilton sisters. Not...those...kinds of fantasies...Oh no. See, in my fantasies, I get to beat the living shit out of those idiots, and throw things at them. Like knives.

      In my New World Order, I know a couple things: ALL veterans will be Awesomified, comedians will be given the ability to perform across all media, and the Hilton Sisters and Anna Nicole Smith will be put to death.
      Or just kept on the brink of starvation, and have hot dogs thrown at them.

      Seriously, I know it sounds sick and violent, but these people are SEVERELY limiting the advancement of Humanity. If you think about it, we havent really made any advancement's since...say...putting a man on the moon. Yeah, computers were nice...but what have we DONE with them? Get a man on mars, then talk to me. Prick. Anna Nicole Smith was born in 1967, and our last great achievement was in 1969. 3 years. Just enough time for her...i cant think of a word...what's an exceedingly vulgar synonym for idiocy?...to kick in. Coincidence? I think NOT!

      Then there's this show with the hilton whores (dare I capitalize?) getting all PMS because they have to work. Twice. Literally, twice. God forbid you raging cumdumpsters should put in a full day's work! I'm in highschool. 7 hours a day, no pay, constant supervision. Shut the fuck up about my education, school still sucks. Do you hear me complaining? Yes, but only just then. Well, a lot, but not as much as the hilton dumbshits.

      So, anyways, I'm tired, and it's only 8:30, and I still have to write a paper on AIDS and ebola. If this offended any of you, then ha, fucking owned. Just remember, this is my opinion, and if you disagree with anything you read, you are wrong.

    • Since the thread got locked...

      14 years ago

      HeXeN

      And this is awesome, I decided to put it in my journal. I can't let such an awesome burn go to waste.

      In reply to Lovecraft151, #84:

      No... If you're an idiot whose alias on the web forums of a popular online series is "Lovecraft151," your life is pointless.

      Proof:

      1. If you're an idiot whose alias on the web forums of a popular online series is "Lovecraft151," your life is pointless. (def. pointless life)

      2. You're an idiot. (given)

      3. Your alias on the web forums of a popular online series is "Lovecraft 151." (given)

      4. You're an idiot whose alias on the web forums of a popular online series is "Lovecraft151." (2,3)

      5. Your life is pointless. (MP: 1, 4)

      Q.E.D., Bitch.

    • FireFox Rocks.

      14 years ago

      HeXeN

      Mozilla FireFox rocks. Period. Anybody else browse NewGrounds? You know all the ads? Gone. The extensions in Firefox are amazingly powerful. Adblock is easily my favorite--not only can you block iFrames, images, etc., but it also has an uberawesome little feature called flash overlay--basically, it overlays embedded .swf's with a right-clickable...thing. Just like in a regular page, you right click, and it brings up a menu. Same menu comes up with .swf's. Allows you to block it, save it, do whatever. Left clicking on the overlayed flash blocks it. Another helpful extension is the GMail Notifier. It rocks. Twice. Then there's Launchy...well, I think you should all just go get FireFox and try it out for yourselves. I give it two thumbs and two big toes up.

      100% Rox0rz.

    • Dammit!

      14 years ago

      HeXeN

      This morning, I had a really good idea for a journal entry. Now, though, I cannot remember for the life of me what it was. God Dammit!

    • Interesting...

      14 years ago

      HeXeN

      Uh...Yeah...I'll let the image speak for itself:
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      This image has not been edited at all except for the blurring effect in the taskbar to protect my awesomeness. Has this happened to anybody else?

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  • Comments (39)

    • webgecko

      10 years ago

      Last signed in: 2 months ago


      fail

    • xenomorph64

      12 years ago

      hexen... thats a good game

    • genevabeagle

      13 years ago

      Belated happy 18th!



      Now go buy me some pr0n.

    • iczcoldmac

      13 years ago

      who are you?

    • jedijames1

      14 years ago

      Chickens with pink tutus.

    • webgecko

      14 years ago

      So where exactly is Maggie's Nipples, Wyoming?

    • webgecko

      14 years ago

      ALL YOUR MOD POINTS ARE BELONG TO ME

    • HeXeN

      14 years ago

      =(

    • genevabeagle

      14 years ago

      OMG I MISS HEXEN - COME BACK FROM TEC AND DANCE WITH TEDDYGRAHAM.

    • webgecko

      14 years ago

      YOU HAVE DETENTION. I DON'T. I RULES AND YOU SUXXOR

    • webgecko

      14 years ago

      n00b

    • feirce_link

      14 years ago

      your other dog is a noob!!

    • spyyddir

      14 years ago

      your computer is a n00b!!!

    • zanyzen

      14 years ago

      Your dog is a n00b!

    • onigitsune

      14 years ago

      your brothers cousin is a n00b!!

    • webgecko

      14 years ago

      Your mother is a n00b!

    • webgecko

      14 years ago

      Soooo very pwnd.. his eyes got all Jim Carey. Very funny.

    • onigitsune

      14 years ago

      ouch you just got PWN3D!!!

    • webgecko

      14 years ago

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      You owe me some zings for that.. the look on your face was truly a kodak moment

    • HeXeN

      14 years ago

      Oh, shit.

    • webgecko

      14 years ago

      [Gretchen is speaking/typing:]

      get the FUCK back to work

      [/gretchen]

    • webgecko

      14 years ago

      Hahahahahahha you are soooooo busted for being here instead of writing your paper!

      Bribe me with a pony or I spill the beans!

    • onigitsune

      14 years ago

      oh.. but you do know that Zen and Teddy have been at it a while now, right? i mean you can't go any where with them any more.. they are really over board.. i mean its not that i'm against gays or any thing, but there is a non public place for those things..

    • tinyhat

      14 years ago

      Jesus loves you.

    • webgecko

      14 years ago

      I LIKE TALKING IN CAPS IT MAKES ME FEEL TALLER.

      ALSO SEND ME ALL YOU MOD POINTS: YOU LOOSE.. I STILL HAVEN'T SMOKED AND ITS 4 DAYS!

    • HeXeN

      14 years ago

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    • webgecko

      14 years ago

      HE DIDN'T REALIZE THE WAS REACHING ACROSS TO YOUR CROTCH? HE NEEDS NEW GLASSES... BUT I MUST SAY, YOU WERE SO FUNNY I ALMOST SPIT OUT A KIDNEY

    • HeXeN

      14 years ago

      He thought it was his. It's an honest mistake, I suppose.

    • webgecko

      14 years ago

      WHY WAS ZANYZEN GRABBING YOUR CROTCH TODAY? DID I INTERUPT SOMETHING?

    • teddygraham

      14 years ago

      byran live the life you were deserve to! become the greater power we all know you can! OR MAKE ME BREAD LOTSA BREAD!!!! become a brother of the forest we will dance around the fellow tress and sing thier praises. and by praises i mean porn! ooo. hey red wanna see my stabbing skills? HYA HYA NYA!!!

    • webgecko

      14 years ago

      You are such a modwhore. your teachers should be lined up against a wall and then -- ohsnap!

    • webgecko

      14 years ago

      THE NEW ONE IS LESS COOL: YOU FAIL.

    • HeXeN

      14 years ago

      That's been there for a while. I just changed it, though, to be more awesome.

    • webgecko

      14 years ago

      I just caught your new spiffy about. Somwehere, Rona is having a cow!

    • webgecko

      14 years ago

      :P

      Asstart, people are yelling at me now, they think I was being mean to you lol.

    • HeXeN

      14 years ago

      You will be happy. That is not a request.

    • webgecko

      14 years ago

      I don't know how to break this to you... Thanksgiving is over. Time to move onto a new Avatar

    • webgecko

      14 years ago

      You think yer awesome, eh? You'd be very awesome except well... you have cheese eating surrender monkeys in your family tree.

      So yer just sort of awesome.

    • HeXeN

      14 years ago

      Awesome

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