Or is this site completely un-navagable now. I’m at a complete loss of how to get to anything that resembles the old forum. Is the BAR truly dead now?
Also, Also, Life.
8 years agoHellbaniac
Cleaning out old journal entries that are:
A. Boring, short, or meaningless.
B. Politically Liable if I ever run for office (which will never happen).
They do bring back a lot of memories however of both my time spent here and the things that have happened in this life of mine. Thanks to all of you who have been there for even short snippets in the comments section, there were some moments over the last 6 years that I needed even those to make it through.
12 years agoHellbaniac
As of Friday I am no longer a trainee. It was a quick 6 weeks.
My class and I will be split up and moved to our respective sales divisions starting Monday, and I'm going to miss the lot of them. We were a strong group of sarcastic sales people who propped each other up and cheered each other on. I can only hope my new group will be like the old one.
On a far less humble note, I need to brag that of the 13 salespeople in my training group, I finished first in gross margin amount earned over 6 weeks. This further solidifies my belief that I'm doing the right thing in moving in to sales, especially after I saw what my bonus will be for already making quota for the month. = )
12 years agoHellbaniac
There are drinking games for everything, so why not the BAR? The rules are simple, if any of the following occur it's bottoms up. (Thanks Quazz for helping)
- Everytime someone says "This BAR sucks", everyone drinks.
- Everytime someone says "Tits or GTFO", you take a shot.
- Everyone takes a drink if BAR goes idle for more than an hour.
- Everytime some random idiot comes into the BAR, you take a shot.
- Everytime someone resorts to "pixie speak", you take a shot.
- Everyone takes three shots if one of the staff posts in the BAR.
- Everyone chugs rum if that member of the staff happens to be Gus.
- If someone mentiones "The Gus Bus" while Gus is in the BAR, you lose regardless.
- Nobody drinks if that member of the staff happens to be Luke McKay.
- Everytime someone posts a GTFO image, everybody drinks.
- Everytime Seedless posts an old KG image, everyone drinks.
- Everyone takes a drink if Oldie posts without stating that he's lurking.
- Everytime Vosh mentions "The good ole' days", everyone drinks.
- Everytime someone besides Vosh mentions "The good ole' days", Vosh takes a shot.
Everytime RoadBlock makes a lewd and perverted comment toward anyone of either sex, everyone drinks. Scratch that, we'd all by drunk before the next page.
- Everyone takes a drink if Vosh talks about guns.
- Everytime Sari posts in the BAR, everyone drinks.
- Everyone takes a drink if Gotcurl says anything demeaning to Sari.
- Everytime someone mentions "Pancake Panties", "Modeling", or "Weren't you going to sue us?" to Sari while she's posting in the BAR, everyone drinks twice.
- Everytime L0negirl mentions how skanky the BAR is when Sari's posting in the BAR, Sari drinks to drown her unending sorrow.
- Everytime L0negirl verbally attacks another woman in the BAR, everyone drinks.
- Everytime L0negirl verbally attacks another woman in a sexual manner anywhere on the forums, Quazz drinks.
- Everyone takes a drink if Sokeri posts in the BAR about her failed love life.
- Everytime someone says Trollop, everyone except Nezeni, Koolkeeper, L0negirl, trefu and quazz takes a shot. since they don't get the joke.
- Everytime L0negirl posts with just a emoticon, you take a shot.
- Everytime someone says they're going to bed, you take a shot.
- Everytime Hellbaniac misses Marie/Marie misses Hellbaniac in the BAR by less than 10 minutes, you take a shot.
- Everytime someone uses a emoticon in response to someone of the opposite sex, you take a shot.
- Everytime an old BAR member comes back for one post, you take a shot.
- Everytime L0negirl posts once then leaves for an hour, you take a shot.
- Everytime Nezeni mentiones "Goombas", everybody drinks.
- Everytime a banned former BAR member makes an account just to post in the BAR, you take a shot for each of his posts before they get banned again.
- Everytime "Trefu" and some version of "Gay" are used in the same post, everybody drinks.
- Everyone takes a drink if Trefu posts pics of half naked men.
- Everytime FutureGod mentions "Tophat", "Cane", or "Shag", you take a shot.
- Everyone takes a drink if Jarf posts screenshots of the latest game he's infatuated with.
- Everyone takes a drink if Quazz flirts with any female in the BAR.
- Everyone takes a shot if anyone starts posting song lyrics.
If you have other additions, please feel free to add them.