HitmanEvan

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    • New profile

      11 years ago

      HitmanEvan

      im goin to start a new profile cuz im not a hitman any more

    • Compare me to them

      11 years ago

      HitmanEvan

      Iv been told i look like a serial killer,ax murderer,car thief,the person who would snap and go on a killin spree,and a bouncer. What do you guys think do i look like one of those or something else if so what?

    • HAHAHA

      11 years ago

      HitmanEvan

      One day Little Johnny came home from school and asked his mom what they were having for dinner.She said that it was a surprise and him and his brother would have to guess what it is after they try it.Well dinner time came and they started eating it,but they couldn't figure out what it was.So Little Johnny asked his mom for a hint.She said,"Okay,I'll give you a hint.I call your father this."Little Johnny said to his brother,"Quick Bobby, spit it out,its asshole!"

    • Lucky

      11 years ago

      HitmanEvan

      Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son and anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said, "Johnny, this is where you came from." Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting all his friends now refer to him as Lucky Johnny. "Why" one asked. Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this close to being a turd."

    • JOKE

      11 years ago

      HitmanEvan

      A young boy walks into a whore house, dragging a dead frog on a string behind him.
      He says to the Madame that owns the house "May I have sex with one of your girls? I have the money."
      The Madame thinks about this for a minute and then agrees.

      So the boy then asks "Do any of your girls have any diseases?"
      The Madame replied "Of course not! We accept only the finest girls."
      Then the boy said "What about Amber? I heard that the guys that had sex with her had to get shots afterwards."
      The boy insisted on having Amber so the Madame told him to go down the hall and to the right.

      The boy returned 14 minutes later, still with the dead frog behind him,
      and he now had Ambers disease.

      The boy paid and was on his way out the door, still with the dead frog on a string,
      so the Madame asked the boy "Why did you want to have sex with Amber? Now you have her disease."

      The boy responded:
      "Well tonight my parrents are going out so my babysitter will be coming over, who just happens to have a thing for little boys, so then she will get the disease.

      So later when my parrents come home my mom will go upstairs and my dad will have sex with the babysitter and he will get the disease.

      After that the babysitter will leave and my dad will go upstairs and have sex with my mom and she will get the disease.

      So tomarrow when my dad goes to work, the milkman will come over and have sex with my mom and get Ambers disease... and HE'S THE SON OF A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MY FROG!!!"

    • The Game

      11 years ago

      HitmanEvan

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      COPY AND PASS ON

    • Experiment

      11 years ago

      HitmanEvan

      Take some gunpowder and some part pig iron then mix it. put it in a tuna can with two small holes in bottom then put wires in holes.

      now who can tell me what you connect the wires to and what should happen

  • About Me

  • Comments (390)

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      lol indeed.

      My friend is starting a trend thing on here and it's the only one i'll follow

    • mimegal15

      11 years ago

      I know smiley6.gif

    • mimegal15

      11 years ago

      All my boyfriends cheated on me
      even the black ones

    • mimegal15

      11 years ago

      usually...

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      xxsweet696xx

      I didn't know you had one or else I woulda asked


      xP

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      Guaranteed??

      xP

      =]

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      D:

      Well... it'll help eventually


      xP

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      Very true...

      >_>

      Plz use them ASAP!! I need to get better!!
      D:

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      lol, idk how you will prevent it..

      x_x

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      lol, I don't get sick often but when I do it sucks

      -________-

      I feel terrible... and might pass out again soon...

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      I am wondermous!!!

      Besides being sick...


      *cough* agh *cough*

      D:

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      Really??

      Well that's good then.


      =]

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      Indeed indeed.

      =P

      How are you??

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      Yea, that sounds good to me.

      xP

      That way, we both benefit from
      it all. We should become business
      partners.


      ;D

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      Well, I've never... "worked" before...

      Maybe something interesting to explore.

      Ya know?


      xD

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      Lol, I shall show you the way...

      The way of the streets...


      ;D


      Put me to work?? What does that meannn... >_>

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      lol, only like 18 hours??

      xP

      I'm glad you've been good then!

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      Heya! *waves back*

      How've ya been??


      =P

    • cml1983 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      so did you think my journal comment was funny, because I was completely serious about it

    • mimegal15

      11 years ago

      -place in black bag
      -place bag in pentagram/circle
      -chant Chocolate rain 10x backwards
      -repeat

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      =]

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      I feel so moribund x_x

      *hugs*

      D:

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      Bein bored as hell

      -___-

      you??

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      Yes...

      I mean, no...

      >_>

      lol

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      o_O

      Have you ever killed anyone?

      @_@

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      O_o

      Err...

      out of town.. buried? idk...

    • RozeThornz28

      11 years ago

      thats because superman does not need wings to fly.
      and shes in disguise. shhhh...dont reveal her secret!

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      Oh yeah... oops!!

      *covers mouth* =X

      *whispers* I hope they
      didn't hear me... O_o

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      OMG... you are PSYCHIC!!

      O_O

      All bow down to the mighty powers of EVAN!!!

    • RozeThornz28

      11 years ago

      hey you,
      im sorry i was not able to respond back to you.
      my mom is not too keen on me chatting while im supposed to be doing my homework and
      when you sent a msg to me, she just came up stairs to clean.
      sorry.
      im still on if you want to chat there.

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      My itunes is on shuffle but at this very second:

      Break your neck - Busta Rhymes

      Who knows what's next... O_O?!?

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      *nods*

      =]

      Loud = Greatness

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      Ahh I see

      Yep yep, better off loud than nothin

      =P

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      Whacha listenin to??

      =P

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      Nice nice

      =D

      Mine's not THAT loud...

      xP

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      Just chillin with music and all

      >_^

      Yourself??

    • mimegal15

      11 years ago

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    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      Exactly the same for me.

      Could be better but I'm not gonna complain.

      =P

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      =]

      So, how's life been workin out for ya??

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      lol, well that just means you're the best!

      =]

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      Well, if you dont wanna do it anymore then I'd say to stop.

      I mean, it's not your job to take care of other people's
      "business" well... i guess since you were paid... but
      anywho, you know what i mean!

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      Ahh, so the RvB name really fits then, now doesn't it?

      ^_-

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      Too much fighting?? ^___-

      You bad kid... xP

      lol =]

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      sting you say? hmm... *buys gloves*

      =]]]

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      =O

      amazing idea...

      xD

      lol, I shall sometime..

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      Bleh, had to go take my bro to out cousin's.

      Took a good 2 hours.. fuck x_X

    • crzyrbbt

      11 years ago

      checking alerts leaving soon

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      I dont know, I'd have to have money first...

      and it would seem that you STOLE MY MILLION!!

      >_<

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      You fighting someone else??

      I'm sure it would and I'd place bets!!

      On you being the winner, of course. ^_^

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      11 years ago

      Very true...

      ^____-

      I wouldnt wanna witness that action though... idk if I'd be alive still...

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