Hoorah Davesexual

21 years old
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    • Hoorah Davesexual

      De-Activity

      1 week ago

      It's been over 2 weeks since my last journal, and now even my notifications for my most visited forum threads are stacking up to be days behind. That sucks.

      Nothing new to report though. Still alive, finally added something to my list of "Why I Would Start Sucking Dick-Seriously" so that's cool. "Because Dave Grohl told me to" is still number one though.

      Did you know Westboro is still a thing? Foo Fighters new it's still a thing, and rickrolled them(again.) I've never rickrolled anyone before, but now I have a reason and way to change that, which makes me happy. Also canadians get the best tour experience, what with getting pulled up on stage. That's pretty damn awesome.

      Well that's all for now, time to go get schwifty!

    • Hoorah Davesexual

      When You Want to Make a Difference

      3 weeks ago

      Make sure that difference can't be unmade. Do something that can last, something that can be recognized, and something that no one can take away from you or tamper with. Doesn't matter how big or small of a difference you make, as long as it stays made.

    • Hoorah Davesexual

      Website PSA

      1 month ago

      Make sure you're paying attention to the address bar, as you might get redirected to redvsblue.com. While you might think you want that, you don't. Redvsblue.com is broken as fuck.

      STOP POSTING FROM THERE, MEGATEXT COMMANDS SO

    • Hoorah Davesexual

      Road Trip Highlights

      1 month ago

      Driving through 3 of the worst 50 states came out with some surprisingly good highlights, so I wrote them down as they happened. Note that they came after not sleeping for 30 some hours, so the perspective of "highlight" might have been skewed.

      Our first stop was at a convenience store gas station, with a clerk I about died over because he had the bitchinist Russian accent ever. Like this dude probably killed some people in the 80s. It was awesome.

      Early on in our travels, we hit a bit of a traffic jam. A trailer was on fire. Not the truck hauling it, just the trailer. Don't know how that happened. Looked like everyone was safe though.

      We hit a rest area, where I saw an old Thunderbird from the 60s, had a Texas license plate, and the driver had a Sam Elliot mustache along with a cowboy hat. In Ohio. I was pleased.

      Speaking of Ohio, the roads are all flat and straight, so I discovered you could probably do jazz hands across the entire state and be safe behind the wheel.

      Got a donut. Dephiled it's deliciousness.

      The theme for the trip was me saying something, being asked "what did you say?" followed by the asker of that question turning up their music. Fuck you too.

      Saw an old Crown Vic from what I would guess is 1957(I can get the decade easy enough, but the year is a challenge for me) hauling a coca cola machine as old as the car. Vintage as fuck.

      A rainbow colored station wagon, license plate read "Krayola" and the driver was a bald old man wearing a multi-colored striped polo shirt. I guess "Crayola" was taken.

      A guy with his motorcycle had the handlebars so high that he looked like he was going downhill on a rollercoaster. He was laughed at sufficiently.

      Stopped at another convenience store for a drink refill, the clerk there was the most Indian guy ever, and I struggled to hold back laughter as he I shit you not told me "Thank you come again!"

      We stopped at a Cracker Barrel to have actual food. Food was solid, but not as solid as this lady's fist when she knocked over almost the entire fucking shopping area. This shit looked like a TV show. She knocked over the smallest of things, but it domino'd a fair amount. Miraculously, I don't think anything was broken, and the people working there were nice to her about it.

      On the home stretch to the house, and we passed a truck with a battlebot strapped down in the bed. A fucking battlebot. It was awesome.

      I argued that The Hamburglar would make a great DC villain, due to every time he faces the Dark Knight, he'd begin with "McgRiddle me this, Batman!" and then it would be some sort of riddle about how he stole a mcnugget or something. I didn't think it all the way through.


      Also, seeing as I spent 12 hours on the road and thankfully ended up not having to drive for any of it this time around, I actually had a spark of creativity and conceptualized the first season of a TV show. Don't have a title yet and it would be way easier to verbally explain, so maybe I'll do like a mini-podcast with someone doing as such. Probably not though, because #laaaazy


    • Hoorah Davesexual

      Friday June 22nd, 2018

      1 month ago

      My first thoughts walking out of the theater after having seen Jurassic World were "Now THAT is a movie I wouldn't mind a sequel to"

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      Uh, this is your captain speaking, we are now uh, boarding the hype plane. We've got a uh, long flight ahead of us but uh, should be a uh, fun ride.


      JURASSIC WORLD 2 IS HAPPENING AND I CAN SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS

    • Hoorah Davesexual

      New Site Doesn't Bite

      1 month ago

      Just look at it for more than 5 minutes, remember that this is day one of a new era, and relish in the fact that I get to be Davesexual again.

      Seriously though, think of this as a new city. The old one was alright, but we had to get out of there, it was falling apart. We are now the founders of this brand new place, building it from the ground up. Some people are going to fall victim to the hazardous working conditions, some are going to move away in search of an already established place to live. Those who stay however, will be rewarded with a RoosterTeeth utopia, and it will be well worth it.

    • Hoorah Davesexual

      End of an Era

      1 month ago

      So long website. Thanks for the air and whatnot.

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    • Hoorah Davesexual

      Journal #500

      1 month ago

      "My Thoughts to the World" is the award I'm achieving now, and I honestly couldn't have done it without everyone reading. As the sun sets on the end of an era, I've got some final thoughts on things before V2 comes. Thoughts on what? I'm not entirely sure. To tell you the truth, I didn't think I'd actually make it this far. People stepped up though, told me what to write about, and I love you guys for that.

      I shouldn't even care that much, but I do. Getting to this point is more than just the number. I asked, and you all came through. You all might have been dicking around, and I'm fine with that, because you still cared enough to say something. That's why making it this far means so much to me. It's really fucking awesome to know that people care about you. And really, that's a good thing. A great thing. This is what makes us a community, caring about each other. That's something that needs to spread into the world beyond RoosterTeeth, caring about each other. I'm getting off topic though.

      Truth of the matter is, I still don't know what the topic is, or should be. I thought about talking about myself, but I don't like listing things about me, I'd rather have it come up naturally if someone asks or says something that reminds me about a memory or some gay shit like that. I'm not exactly a prolific writer or anything, so it's kind of hard to...even finish this sentence. I got a scrambly brain, it just kind of wanders and I'm just along for the ride.

      I guess my point is that I wouldn't be here without any of you, or without Burnie or Matt or Geoff or Gus or Joel. Being a part of the RoosterTeeth community is something that's given me purpose I suppose, we're important here. All of us are, in some way. It's a good feeling to have, because you get that feeling of being able to make a difference. Maybe not in a huge way, but I honestly do believe in the little things being the real big things. If I've been here as long as I have, and continue to be here, and can make a real positive difference in just one person's life, I'll call my life a success. Because individually, we all make the world together, so if you can make a difference in one person's life, that's the same as making a difference in the world. And hey, what's the point of being on this world if we're not here to make a difference in someone else's life?



      ...



      Damn, that shit was gay as fuck. Not in a derogatory way, but in a gay way. You know what I mean. Fuck it though, here's journal 500, and here's to 500 more.

    • Hoorah Davesexual

      Ask And You Shall Receive

      1 month ago

      So I actually had this journal planned out, was going to confess that I found out I'm a huge fucking nerd that started playing D&D with some good people and am actually having a great time which is good because I started listening to Harmontown which is a podcast created by Dan Harmon the creator of Community and Jeff Davis of Whose Line is it Anyway, where they are horribly funny people and then they play D&D for a little bit, buuuuuut I took my dog for a walk and inadvertently caught 2 people fucking in front of their window which of course made me mad to have seen but now I'm kind of thankful because they reminded me that I have leftover taco stuff in the fridge and tacos are kind of the ultimate food.

      Breathe.

      It turns out I'm a huge fucking D&D playing nerd. I feel like that's a confession I have to make. I really don't mind it either, it's a good time. You definitely need to surround yourself with good friends to play though. It turns out this is a good thing for my entertainment as of late too. I recently started listening to Harmontown, created by Community creator Dan Harmon. I will warn you now, don't listen to it if you're offended by anything. Don't listen if you're easily offended, don't listen if you're moderately difficult to offend. If you get offended, don't listen to it. However, if you're a terrible human being that doesn't mind D&D and think you'd enjoy the insane ramblings of a genius, give it a shot. It's honestly produced some of the biggest laughs I've ever given, so there's my endorsement.

      That's where this journal would have previously ended, until I took Scooter for a walk. This is something we do every night, since I'm up for most of it and he has fun. We'll just go for a walk, traverse the neighborhood. Tonight wasn't any different, until I started looking around, surprised by someone's light being on this late at night. A few orgasmic sounding moans and 2 shirtless people in front of the window later, it was time to go home with that image scarred in my head. So I went home, put away my shoes and Scooter's leash, heard him traipse through the kitchen, trying to not think of the happy couple, sticking a dick in her taco...hey, I have taco stuff in the fridge!

      So I thanked them in my mind for reminding me of that. I love tacos. I am aware that this shouldn't have been the normal line of thinking, but I guess that's how my brain works. I'm ok with it, I made tacos.

      Now this is where the journal will end, because I've run out of things to say about fucking, tacos, and Harmontown. I guess there's only one thing left to do, and that's...

    • Hoorah Davesexual

      The Incredibly Uneducated Opinion of...(Part 12)

      1 month ago

      The quest for 500 continues!

      When you're in the car wash, should the bonger go off at the end of the foamy brush cycle or in the middle?

      I'm going to start by pointing out that 'bonger' is a hilarious word. I actually, old definition of literally, laughed out loud at the word bonger. As for the question at hand...

      I'm sure many of us can relate to this quandary. Lots of people have cars, even more people wash them. You know, kids and stuff. They like to wash cars, right? That pressurized hose fun, the shimmy sham shammy, and the all important foamy brush. (Note: don't wash your car in this order.) When you go down to the car wash, to the car wash yeah, you unfortunately have to pay to have a clean car. People are terrible. You pop your quarters into the machine, spray your car down all sexy like, then you bring out the white goop. The foamy brush. Normally, a time expiration warning comes at the end, saying "HEY YOU BETTER HURRY THE FUCK UP" but that's a bad idea, creates stress where there shouldn't be. Who the hell wants to be stressed out while washing their fucking prius? Nobody. They're already driving a prius, they have to put up with a lot of bullshit from people like me. They don't need to stress about washing their car in time. So yeah, the bonger needs to be in the middle of the foamy brush cycle. It's there to be your friend. "Hey, you've still got plenty of time, but I just want to let you know that I have to go in a little bit, I've been here about as half as long as I can be. But hey, you'll probably be done by then. If you're not sure, go ahead and pop in a few more quarters, we'll take it nice and slow, have ourselves a good time, right? Right. Cool. I'm glad we can be friends, Todd. Just you, your prius, and me, the chill, magical talking foamy brush." See? Imagine how calm Todd is going to be after he gets over his clear bout of insanity. Foamy brushes can't talk. That doesn't matter though, because Todd knows he has enough time to decide if he's going to be done or not. If you put the alarm at the end, people panic, pop a few more quarters in, car wash owners get rich. It's all a marketing technique. Terrible thing to do to people.

      The next time you get your car washed, tell the foamy brush I said hi, will ya? Thanks @ElricN for introducing the word 'bonger' into my life.



      As for "The Incredibly Uneducated Opinion of..." series, I'm going to shelve it for now. Originally I only wanted it for topics to blather on about, but it turned into something I enjoyed, a bit of a writing challenge. Hopefully you enjoyed it a little bit too, because once the new site kicks in, I'd like to continue it, along with the spotlighting of RT users I enjoy the company of.

  • Comments (394)

    • jackiebot

      jackiebot me irl

      2 weeks ago

      You're fun sometimes.

    • 8thsinn

      8thsinn Kill la Titan

      2 weeks ago

      Are you going to be a forum mod again?

    • AsteroidMan

      AsteroidMan

      1 month ago

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    • dmbdan41

      dmbdan41

      2 months ago

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    • Giries

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      3 months ago

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    • Dopp

      Dopp ROLL TIDE

      4 months ago

      GET BACK IN THERE YA ASS

    • MrJacinto

      MrJacinto Hey I'm Grump

      4 months ago

      What's P-Team?

    • AnneLydolf

      AnneLydolf Giggles

      4 months ago

      Congrats on the featured user?

      • Hoorah

        Hoorah Davesexual

        4 months ago

        It was fun while it lasted. Thanks!

    • SailorTweek

      SailorTweek RT Booth Babe

      4 months ago

      Happy Featured user Day! let's for for 3, baby!!! smiley13.gif

      • Hoorah

        Hoorah Davesexual

        4 months ago

        This is the stuff dreams are made of!

    • JakeHCoker

      JakeHCoker XA Guardian II

      4 months ago

      Congrats on your 2nd FU man!

      • JakeHCoker

        JakeHCoker XA Guardian II

        4 months ago

        Good lord 7? I was pretty happy with my 1 in 7 years. Guess I need to find a way to update my RT game.

      • Hoorah

        Hoorah Davesexual

        4 months ago

        7?! Someone needs to update your naked Gus counter!

      • SailorTweek

        SailorTweek RT Booth Babe

        4 months ago

        I'm at 7 F.U.s in under 5 years.
        I got the touch. I got the power!

      • Hoorah

        Hoorah Davesexual

        4 months ago

        My goal is to someday have as many as @SailorTweek