Hozak

Male
from Prince Edward Island

  • Activity

    • tree

      10 years ago

      Hozak

      There's a house at the top of a tree
      There's a house at the top of a tree
      In the house there's a room
      In the room there's a chair
      And sitting in the chair is you

      There's a nose at the end of a snout
      Of a dog with his head out the window
      Of a car that's driving away from the tree
      And at the top of a tree there's a house
      And in the house there's a room and in the room
      There's a chair and in the chair is you

      There's a plan to eat the house
      In the mind of a mouse in the woods
      And the mouse in the woods has a smell that's detected
      By the nose at the end of a snout of a dog
      And the dog has his head out the window of a car
      And the car is driving away from the tree
      And at the top of a tree there's a house
      And in the house there's a room and in the room
      There's a chair and in the chair is you

      There are no more potato chips left
      In the empty bag in your hand
      And the crumpling sound of the empty bag
      Makes the mice get mad
      And when the mice get mad
      It leads to a plan to eat the house
      And the plan's in the mind of the mouse in the woods
      And the mouse in the woods has a smell that's detected
      By the nose at the end of a snout of a dog
      And the dog has his head out the window of a car
      And the car is driving away from the tree
      And at the top of a tree there's a house
      And in the house there's a room and in the room
      There's a chair and in the chair is you

      And the reason there are no more chips
      In the empty bag in your hand
      Is that the crumpling sound of the empty bag
      Makes the mice get mad
      Which leads to a plan
      To eat the house
      But just in time
      The dog arrives
      To give to the mouse
      The potato chips
      That you took from the bag
      And gave to the dog
      To deliver to the mouse
      So the mouse would not eat you

    • violin

      10 years ago

      Hozak

      Violin-lin-lin
      Violin-lin-lin
      Violin-lin-lin
      Ohhh
      Violin-lin-lin
      Violin-lin-lin
      Violin-lin-lin
      Ohhhh
      Hippo
      Hippo
      Hippo
      Hippo
      Hippo
      Hippo
      Hippo
      Mop
      Mop
      Mop mop
      Mop mop
      Mop mop mop
      Mop mop mop mop
      Mop
      Speck of dust, dust, dust
      Speck of dust, dust, dust
      Speck of dust, dust, dust
      Ohhh
      Speck of dust, dust, dust
      Speck of dust, dust, dust
      Speck of dust, dust, dust
      Ohhh
      One quarter of George Washington's head
      Half of George Washington's head
      Three quarters of George Washington's head
      All of George Washington's head
      Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhhoooooooo
      Violin-lin-lin
      Violin-lin-lin
      Violin-lin-lin
      Ohhh
      Violin-lin-lin
      Violin-lin-lin
      Violin-lin-lin
      Ohhh

    • sick

      10 years ago

      Hozak

      The government is putting fluoride in the drinking water!!!!

      Everybody's heard about the bird so shut up!

      vewwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeee

    • christmas

      10 years ago

      Hozak

      Merry Christmas you bastards

    • Ps3 a rebuttle

      10 years ago

      Hozak

      Yeah sure a lot of you are saying "But Hozak! the ps3 is terrible! there are no games for it and the wii is much better!"
      Wrong! no! bad internet! bad! no treat!
      look at the cross platform games that come out for the wii. they are terrible. THe last game i bought for the wii was RE4 and that was over three months ago. I haven't played the thing for more than an hour at a time. why? because the console is so freaking bland! i mean for all its potential. for all the innovation they said they were going to bring to it nintendo has just been pumping out the same mediocre shit they've always been putting out.
      Well i've had enough nintendo! no more! i'm not gonna sit here while you just rake in cash and make terrible games. People talk about Sony and Microsoft being faceless and cold. At least they've changed things. For gods sake nintendo didn't let go of the cartridge until the gamecube came out!
      They won't change a thing if they can get away with it. Look at the last few new releases that everyone was clamouring to get from nintendo. Zelda, mario, metroid and smash brothers. THats it! and they are EXACTLY the same as their other incarnations. OH sure the graphics are better but once you've played Ocarina of time for the 64 then you've played every single Zelda game worth playing because each one after it is just the same as ocarina.

      Oh mario galalxy? wow what an amazing job you did nintendo! you made a game thats exactly like mario 64 except with some new camera angles and didn't add in a water pack like in mario sunshine. Good job.
      Metroid? sorry the only good one was super metroid and all the other ones are just clones of metroid prime.
      Smash brothers? you advertise new characters and then force us to play through 8 hours of gameplay just to unlock them. just like all the other smash brothers

      The only fucking reason nintendo is sitll around is because of nostalgia and because it panders to morons who like waving their arms around like retarded legless pot smoking chimps. They create nothing new and are viewed by people through rose coloured glasses because they can remember playing classic games when they were little. Well i'm gladif you used to like those games, i still love the classics. But its time to stop taking shit from nintendo and start demanding something better than the horrible games they've been trying to pass off as new and creative. I mean how many games on the wii have won any awards or done anything interesting? most of the time the wii mote just gets in the way.

      Well i'm done with nintendo. Until they create a new franchise and stop trying to cram rehashed versions of the old stuff down my throat i'm gonna stick with my ps3 and 360. Hell even if the ps3 doesn't have many good games there are still some i look forward plus it has blue ray.
      SO fuck you nintendo! i hope everyone else realizes exactly what kind of an underhanded snake oil salesman you really are!

    • Sony

      10 years ago

      Hozak

      Okay sony. i traded in my wii for your ps3. Don't make me regret it!

    • halo wars

      10 years ago

      Hozak

      if relic didn't make it then its gonna suck

    • wanna buy?

      10 years ago

      Hozak

      anyone wanna buy a wii? 3 controllers, a wii arcade controller, wii sports, resident evil 4, mario galaxy, legend of zelda twilight princess, mario party 8 and wario ware?

    • left 4 dead

      10 years ago

      Hozak

      And as president i promise you zombies more raw flesh than any president since Roosevelt!

  • Comments (1192)

    • Heather

      10 years ago

      Juuuust kidding.
      Thanks to this, guess what I dreamt I was doing last night. smiley4.gif

    • Heather

      10 years ago

      Don't flatter yourself.

    • Heather

      10 years ago

      I just finished eating him now. Pretty tasty for a big sucker.

    • lefty

      10 years ago

      bwaaaa indeed.

    • cabosetek

      10 years ago

      true enough, but trust me, Ensemble has made some great games. Halo Wars is in good hands.

    • mymy

      10 years ago

      What are they? kids?

    • Heather

      10 years ago

      Ten minutes ago I was in a bar with lots of drunk people and Float On came on and all I could wish was that you were there with me.
      I haven't been drinking, so I came home to go to bed instead. smiley1.gif

    • Heather

      10 years ago

      I get my new credit card before my old one expires.
      Your bank sucks.

    • cabosetek

      10 years ago

      oh, I didn't realize.

    • cabosetek

      10 years ago

      sure, but Bungie is developing it. And their track record so far isn't bad. Also, it's essentially Halo, except this time the player isn't the chief.

    • UberSquirrel

      10 years ago

      The sad thing is, you're probably right smiley6.gif

    • mymy

      10 years ago

      Dude! Thats awesome!

      Especially the orbs!

      Post edited 10/12/08 6:49PM

    • mymy

      10 years ago

      I was not aware that Fable 2 has co -op. cool!

    • Heather

      10 years ago

      Noooo, I especially can't tell yoooouuuuu

    • mymy

      11 years ago

      I was right for once!

    • UberSquirrel

      11 years ago

      I was about to say that it was the pope (since it looked like a man), but then I realized that the person was wearing black smiley6.gif

    • Heather

      11 years ago

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    • mymy

      11 years ago

      Which branch are you thinking about?

    • mymy

      11 years ago

      October!

    • Heather

      11 years ago

      I did tell you that I didn't actually read the whole review...

    • Heather

      11 years ago

      It actually was like that - apparently the guy got a call from his neighbour to the effect of "hey mate - seen your backyard lately?"
      He did say now that the trees are gone he has a great view. But of course, they've evacuated the houses in the area.

    • Heather

      11 years ago

      "alright then" *snaps glove* "Lets see here...hmmm i see you've got an ear infection"


      This guy could have told me whether or not I still had tonsils, the rate he was going.

    • Heather

      11 years ago

      Liquor yes, farm equipment no, but there was a very large caravan at some point.

    • mymy

      11 years ago

      I had to google that line! Simpsons?

      Post edited 8/18/08 9:33PM

    • lefty

      11 years ago

      Your "write-in" just barely fits (it's 15 exactly, which is the limit) and is available as a gamertag.

    • Ksamus

      11 years ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=__1Ym_F94CE&eurl=http://ordo.guildlaunch.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=708223&start=210&sid=8d38c3d1b7a69d06867ecf2a3a995827&gid=5
      if you didn't look at the link last time i sent it to you here it is again great footage of the toronto blast

    • mega_marines

      11 years ago

      Hey, they are big enough to hit something.

    • Heather

      11 years ago

      Crazy.
      Things do tend to explode with excitement when I'm around though. It's good Toronto is getting it out of its system now.

    • Heather

      11 years ago

      Say whaaaaaat?
      Guess I shouldn't come then, if there's nothing there any more.

    • Ksamus

      11 years ago

      good go get ready for the zombie invasion that britian is apparently planning

    • Ksamus

      11 years ago

      what up man i am bored out of my mind with now drums or even guitar to play i can't even get on msn

    • Heather

      11 years ago

      I'm coming to Caaanaaaaadaaaaaaaaa.
      *flag*

    • mega_marines

      11 years ago

      Strangest mental image of the day 0_o

    • mega_marines

      11 years ago

      Ah yes. Indeed. That is very true...

    • mega_marines

      11 years ago

      Who says so? All his limbs are actually bionic, meaning they power he suit, so, my dear friend, the term "Boned" applies.

    • mymy

      11 years ago

      Yes, I have, believe it or not. I swear, I am DA KING of information that will get me no where in life. smiley2.gif

    • Heather

      11 years ago

      Just spoke to my boss - there's a 75% chance that I'll be coming to Toronto for 3 months very soon.
      Details to follow.

    • Heather

      11 years ago

      The pictures don't really do it justice, but those cracks are huge. I went in up to my knee in one. So I wouldn't be surprised if something jumped out and grabbed me.

    • Heather

      11 years ago

      You're still up? wuh woh, it's gonna end up just like the old days...

      I'll remind you to watch it later.

    • lefty

      11 years ago

      Whatever dude, they're awesome. They look way better than the VF and DoA characters do.

    • lefty

      11 years ago

      Which is funny because I love it. They're all so original, which they have to be since instead of all having the same generic attacks, they have completely different styles.

      I mean, the only surviving Tekken character has been added to the game and went from being a straight clone of his Tekken counterpart to a completely different one with a much better story and design.

    • lefty

      11 years ago

      Yeah, his gasping noises bother the hell out of me.

      As I said I'm using a created character with Voldo's moves... and it's because the character will actually talk.

    • lefty

      11 years ago

      Oh, you see his master died and left him to guard his treasure hoard. When he realized his master had died he bound his senses so that he could pretend his master was still alive.

      In the original game (Soul Blade) when you won with Voldo, you take the Soul Edge back to the Money Pit (his stage) and set the sword in front of his master's throne, where his master's mummified corpse is sitting.

      Poor guy just can't move on.

    • lefty

      11 years ago

      Voldo's one of the best character. He lacks reach but he has a lot of speed and is tops when it comes to misdirecting attacks.
      I mean, half of my winning strategy involves me not facing my opponent...

    • mymy

      11 years ago

      I dont see how it could be a problem

    • lefty

      11 years ago

      The thing, though, is that things only happen when I'm not using the computer.

    • lefty

      11 years ago

      I went the exact opposite direction and failed to install any AV.

    • lefty

      11 years ago

      Apparently the fire in the new Alone in the Dark game really steals the show, and it was the enthusiasm for said fire that gave me the idea for the game.

    • Heather

      11 years ago

      Ok, I'll look for this fabled "packing snow" I've heard so much about.
      Otherwise, snowman building will just have to go on the backburner until you have a chance to teach me.
      Home time!

    • Heather

      11 years ago

      Yeah, I'm hoping I'll get to make my first snowman this time around.
      There is talk of taking a Calvin and Hobbes approach to snowman building.
      Hilarity should ensue.

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