IRUKANJI

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from Camarillo, CA

  • Activity

    • Discusted and sickened::

      12 years ago

      IRUKANJI

      Dear RT,

      I've been lurking for the past couple of weeks and absorbed enought to make anyone sick.
      But today crossed the line. I got a full dose of lotus/ euroflesh images today stuck in my
      head. I tell you I was sick all the way back to home in the car. I had a knot in my throat
      that is still there right now as I think of it. And only one thought brings me peace and
      solstice. Only one example of the human condition can soothe me and take this away.

      No, it's not Jesus, my comfortor.
      No, it's not Aisha, my imaginary fiancee.

      It's blood. I NEED TO SEE SOME GOD DAMN BLOOD!!!! AND LOTS OF IT!!! I DON'T CARE
      IF IT'S GURO, OR ULTRA-VIOLENT ZOMBIE ACTION, OR IF IT'S JUST BLOOD SAMPLES
      I NEED TO SEE VIVID RED BLOOD AND LOTS OF IT!!!!!!!

      Anonymous didn't deliver this time. So I'll have to find the blood my self. I was this clost to pricking my finger on the way home so I could see some blood. But I was driving and my knife tip wasn't sharp enough.

      Strange, the one thing that can make people faint brings calm to me. It's probably because it reminds me of what humans really are, flesh and blood. That stuff I saw was a terrible skin condition that wasn't natural. The images were devoid of the stuff I call life.

      I need to see blood now. Or else I'm gonna be sick.

    • I has a job.

      12 years ago

      IRUKANJI

      I am the 45th luckiest man alive right now. At my job I get to work with the world's formost experts in the civil engineering field. We do cutting edge research, have cool badges, and best of all, I'm working on a Navy base. I'm a summer hire for NFESC (Naval Facilities Engineering Service Center) Port Hueneme, California. It's an awsome job and beats any other internship you can get. My boss looks and talks like John Wayne, my other supervisor is the biggest expert on concrete in the world, and I might get to travel to the south pacific this summer! All that and I get paid! SPONSORSHIP HERE I COME AGAIN!!!!

      So, like I said, it's a great job. But this is a hard job with actuall responsibilities, lots of reading on regulations and codes, cool hitech access devices and security protocals, and did I mention that we are on a Navy base? The best part is that my dad worked here bace in the 80s and all the same guys are still here. That means I get respect automatically, but it also means that they have higher expectations. Well, I'mma gonna' go work on that UFC 2-236 some more. Oh, UFC stands for Unified Facilities Criteria. I'm helping to update and edit a regulation that the Air Force, Army, and Navy will use for another 20 years.


      CIAO!


      ~Iruk

      /Aisha: I new you could do it.

      /Iruk: :D

    • Ode to a Ctarl:

      12 years ago

      IRUKANJI

      And here do I write the sum total of my knowledge of Aisha and her noble race.

      The Ctarl-Ctarl Empire is one of the major powers in the universe of Outlaw Star.
      It is known for it's military might and prestegious Space Academy but mostly known
      for it's race of fanatical, cat-like, super human strength endowed citizens. Not all
      Ctarl are alike and they vary greatly depending on clan, personal ethics, and their
      approach to combat. Aisha cannot even be viewed as a typical Ctarl, her strength,
      determination, and abilities can all be atributed to her upbringing. She came from
      a clan (Think Aristrocratic family) that was both wealthy and rich in history and
      military service. Aisha was pressed to excell early in life and carried it through her
      days at he Academy, graduating with honors.
      Aisha has the ability to transform common among Ctarl-Ctarl warriors and upperclass soldiers. This ability is very dependant upon birth, fitness, and will to fight. To a lesser extend, their ability to transform is enhanced by moon phases. Due to certain variances in the show Outlaw Star, it can be deduced that Ctarl's eye color may vary in accordance with the moon phases of their planet of raising. Aisha's eyes vary from a deap ocean blue, to a lighter cobalt, and at certain times flash into a sea green and even a deep evergreen color.
      Also, transformation is affected by what families a Ctarl belongs to and their family history. Most of the transformed Ctarls appear to resemble a cross between a large tiger and a wolf. This is shown in canine feathering of the tail and body structure while the ears and skull structure would suggest a feline origin.

      Aisha herself is a peculiar representation of both a Ctarl and a woman. She is not plagued by typical human emotional responces. For example, she responds to positive and more sensitive emotions with almost unfathomable empathy and a very calm, peaceful, and understanding disposition. When she responds to negative attacks and emotions, unlike her previous tendancies would lead us to believe, instead of feeling hurt, she shrugs off all attacks and becomes aggressive and bold in her defence and does not hesitate to back down. Her personality can only be classified in three words: bold, spontanious, bulletproof.
      Of all these things, her empathy has bound my heart to her, and I fear to ever find a woman in our world that can live up to her wonder.

      Aisha also shows several other very attractive personality characteristics. She has a very strong work ethic and shows it throughout the series. She never hesitates to find work where ever she can, whenever she can, even if only to feed herself. Hardly lazy, she didn't get her impressive phisique through genetics but through honest hard work, those genes just helped a little. She has a strong commitment to duty, honor, and loyalty, the kind of values I am impressed by and attracted to and also those valued in the US military. She also is quite religious and has strong sense for great justice.

      But, my favorite aspect of her personality is that she is irresistably cute in almost every instance. Not the kawaii kind of cute but the , "She's just too cute to ever ever ever not love her to death."

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      See what I mean, if she get's that happy over a cup of joe, I'd love to see her with puppy.

      All in all, she's better than any girlfriend anyone has ever had (in my opinion) and she's the perfect woman in my eyes. Being well tanned and totally hot doesn't hurt that either.

      The best part is that my dad would love her to near death and my mom would be totally embarassed by her (My dad's from Florida in the Royal South and his public manner and general speaking terms with the American Public bring pink flushes to her face every time we're in public.)

      Well that' my take on Aisha Clan-Clan.

      Hasta luego,

      ~Iruk

    • Aisha says:

      12 years ago

      IRUKANJI

      1. Get a job, nothing is more embarrassing than a furry who lives with his parents and doesn't work for enough muny to afford a sponorship.

      2. YOU NEED TO TRAIN MOAR! Work out a little. Get some limberness back in those joints, stretch those tendons out a little, and get those flesh sacks you pathetic humans call muscles WORKING!

      3. STUDY! Damnit, I didn't get where I am today by being a meat headed jock woman, I graduated from the Academy with honors! That's how I got my JOB!

      4. Never hesitate to do something cute for a change. No one likes a tough girl attitude. Take the time to learn to do things so cute that no one can hate you for it. But it can't be deliberate, it must be completely natural.

      5. Find inner peace so you can bring hell to the outer world. Organized religions don't carry that kind of theology. Go for Texas Baptist General Convention Churches, then go to HBU. We have Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus theology here.

      6. Don't stop for chickens.

      7. 90% of the government is 50% Cock and 50% Block the other 10% is just 100% block. The Military is 95% Cock, 4.9% lady parts, and 0.1% that we don't ask about.

      8. If there's a bright center of the universe it's Paris Hilton. The massive gaping black hole that holds it together? Don't ask...

      9. Stop passing gas and burping and then laughing about it in front of guys. They don't expect it and regard it as crass and only for their innermost circles when they are slightly tipsy or it's 2:30 AM.

      10. Do take the time to do your hair in the morning. One of the least exploited ways to a real man's heart is through a really cute hair style. Honest, IRUK is oogling my locks right now.


      o_o

      o_0

      O_O

      ^u^

      YAY!

      Also:

      ____________
      (Personal Add)

      Looking for GF:

      Must be cute and fit, preferably strong and well tanned.

      Prefer a military background, firecracker personality but exhibits
      and amazingly soft sensitive side and is very loyal to friends and
      family. Religious upbringing a must and should have a strict code
      of moral values but must at all costs never be afraid to act out in
      public.

      Must be a hard worker and have a keen inteligence and insight
      into human affairs and matters of government.


      Above all, must love diversity of interests and anime.


      In essence, I'm looking for a girl who can be just like
      Aisha Clan-Clan. One of those girls who you're afraid
      might break one of your bones, but also can't help
      being mind bogglingly cute.

    • I R in teh Phin4l!

      12 years ago

      IRUKANJI

      It's lab final time here at HBU and I'm in the middle of the lab final for Probability and Statistics! It's swell!

      Pray for me, wish me luck, taunt my foolish endeavours, or whatever!

      Here's to victory!!!!


      [/Aisha | i ate all teh chocolate!!! ^u^
      [/Iruk | D :
      [/Iruk | *suffers conjestive heart failure*
      [/Aisha | D : NOOOOOOoooooooooo!
      [/Iruk | j/k lol >_^
      [/Aisha | *sigh* -_-;


      (I wrote this on the back of one of the sheets of my Spanish final, lol)



      (3D17: I R Teh done! I have completed the MATH 3404 lab final and have only one more left to go!

      /Aisha: There, that wasn't so hard.
      /Iruk: Yosh, it was kind of boooring though.
      /Aisha: hey, what do you think 3 months on a sub will be like?
      /Iruk: meh, same-o same-o....except that i'll be on a submarine...awesome...
      /Aisha: *sigh* and you're going to leave me all alone for 3 months at a time!? How could you?
      /Iruk: I'll get enough money to buy that Porsche for you,...
      /Aisha: And affore my speeding tickets? Meh... I can live with that ^_^

      ____________
      (Personal Add)

      Looking for GF:

      Must be cute and fit, preferably strong and well tanned.

      Prefer a military background, firecracker personality but exhibits
      and amazingly soft sensitive side and is very loyal to friends and
      family. Religious upbringing a must and should have a strict code
      of moral values but must at all costs never be afraid to act out in
      public.

      Must be a hard worker and have a keen inteligence and insight
      into human affairs and matters of government.


      Above all, must love diversity of interests and anime.


      In essence, I'm looking for a girl who can be just like
      Aisha Clan-Clan. One of those girls who you're afraid
      might break one of your bones, but also can't help
      being mind bogglingly cute.

    • Psy's Guys:

      12 years ago

      IRUKANJI

      www.Fireball20xl.com is the central hub of a mecca of Sonic and Videogame comics.

      However, that's not what this is aboot. It's about the people of fireball20xl. Check them out:

      Psy:______Filthy:______Mr. O.M.A.:____Cailen:
      tmtw.giffilthysexyicon.gifoma_fb20xl.jpgpeachfuzz.jpg

      Wil:______Mike Renner:__RittZ: _____Trunks:
      updatericon.pngjanice2.pngrittzsolo.jpgava7575.jpg

      Kirbopher:_Rogultgot:__Fooly:
      TTAfireball.pngrogfireball.pngFoolyIcon-8-21-2006-Highres.jpg


      And that's all.

      Don't ever steal and use as avatars or you will have to sacrifice your firstborn to Psyguy. All babies not plump and ripe will be burninated under the Trogdor Act of 2002.

    • Durka Durka!

      12 years ago

      IRUKANJI

      I must construct additional pylons if I want to get A's on my projects and courses this quarter!

      I'm going to be at the Cinco de Mayo festival at Miller Out Door Theater this Saturday with my roomate and fellow slave Mark (AKA Donut). Just look for the guy with the straw Stetson and the EPSILON shirt.


      Ding! Gratz....



      Also, Aisha is angry at me for being a lazy bum, she says I have to start running with in the weak!

      Also, I haven't diddled my willy since last Saturday, HOOORAY ME!!!

    • Ugh... Spanish...

      12 years ago

      IRUKANJI

      Yeah... I need to get an A in my Spanish Exam tomorrow... like a 97 or something.
      But I have a POLI-SCI takehome due tomorrow at 8 a.m. And I'm out of So-Be's.

      This sucks... and RT won't update my profile.

      LFS (Looking For Sponsorship)

    • Defining obsession:

      12 years ago

      IRUKANJI

      Just look at my images.

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      I think I'm in love... (<3<3<3<3<3AISHA<3<3<3<3<3)

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      Aisha has a special place in my heart, and by God in heaven, if she appeared in front of me one day I'd propose to her on the spot!!! Or... to keep from driving her off, enter a casual dating relationship, chat about work and the military and what not, go steady, take her to meet my parents (My dad would love her, my mom would just be really embarassed), and then propose!!!

      But.... she graduated with honors from the Academy, so I have to keep my grades up and achieve!

      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WON'T LET YOU DOWN AISHA!!!!!!

  • About Me

  • Comments (401)

    • Cechmanek

      12 years ago

      read the terms of use
      section 5

      d. By using the Service you agree not to transmit content that:

      i. promotes racism, hatred or physical harm of any kind against any group or individual;
    • Cechmanek

      12 years ago

      wait you don't like people who like anime and furries, yet all your images have aisha clan clan, who is an anime furry
      interesting Mr. Dumb Shit

      also racial slurs are a no no

      Post edited 6/21/07 10:36PM

    • TKdademon

      12 years ago

      lame anime addicts who don't even take a moment to go out and enjoy real life
      for a change.

      Read your interests section. Just do it.

    • HonestMan67

      12 years ago

      Your thread = FAIL

    • Cechmanek

      12 years ago

      fuck off

    • devilgreed

      12 years ago

      I don't care!

    • VirgilUchiha

      12 years ago

      Oh... okay Power-sama *nod*

    • VirgilUchiha

      12 years ago

      Power-sama... I'm confussed, what is that link for?

    • VirgilUchiha

      12 years ago

      *ears slump with teary eyes* Okay... thank you

    • BLARG12

      12 years ago

      umm... a fur by my standards is any kind of animal-human thing, so its ok with me

      but...that was too random, even for me

    • Governator1

      12 years ago

      We look forward to having you enjoy our beautiful state, and thank you for your service.

    • Kumiho

      12 years ago

      Please vote for me *sigh voting...*

      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=1639596

    • Xhyra

      12 years ago

      Are you really 19?

    • IRUKANJI

      12 years ago

      Mah bannah:
      ranger3.jpg

    • IRUKANJI

      12 years ago

      Actual Status:

      Evil lord Burnie won't let me update my profile and won't tell me why. Because he is the evil lord of evil things.

    • Dman82

      12 years ago

      What was he babling about with the 9,000 crap

    • aaj222

      12 years ago

      ...Okay!

    • aaj222

      12 years ago

      Um, Kite for the win?

    • inuyasha8794

      12 years ago

      :(

    • TKdademon

      12 years ago

      Not aware what a Gom player is, but I run Media Player Classic and have a 500GB external drive anyway.

      Plus you sound like a commerical.

    • inuyasha8794

      12 years ago

      AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA AISHA


      youve inspired me.

      i think i'll fill up mine with HASEO HASEO HASEO...

    • demonchild66

      12 years ago

      ^_^ i took spanish for 2 years. never learned a word. i had the same prob you did. smiley0.gif my girlfreind at the time was very distracting.

    • Riku_kun35

      12 years ago

      Yeah.....Okay

    • BonBangle

      12 years ago

      I be loving yo' Aisha pics.

      And I be lovin' that Aisha.

      <3

    • demonchild66

      12 years ago

      i still say its just borderline syndrom

    • xnickerx

      12 years ago

      just in case you wanted to know. today (Feb 14) is alphaeagle's birthday. smiley0.gif

      oh and happy cheap chocolate eve. smiley12.gif

    • sachiel

      12 years ago

      Just saw the pic, nice find. Thanks for directing me to it.

    • demonchild66

      12 years ago

      based on your rapage im just letting you know my butt hurts....lol

    • sachiel

      12 years ago

      Perhaps, but regardless...

      *punches IRUKANJI in the jaw*

      That's for misspelling my name, punk!

    • demonchild66

      12 years ago

      if im the ass-clown of the day what does that make you?

    • sachiel

      12 years ago

      Call the girls in my gallery sluts again, and I will hurt you.

    • BobSalawalatski

      12 years ago

      Hope you've had as Merry a Christmas as I did!

      And have a Happy New Year, too!

    • YarenZero

      12 years ago

      ok, that last comment, all those numbers and stuff were suposed to be greek characters.

    • YarenZero

      12 years ago

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xmas

      Thought you mike like this with your CHRISTmas title.

      Merry &#921;&#935;&#920;&#933;&#931;mas

    • Narutosasuke

      12 years ago

      yea By the way Im digging some holes in the ground behind my house Lol deep ones

    • AlphaEagle

      12 years ago

      Heard anything from Chuck? It's been like 2 weeks, almost...

    • marine

      12 years ago

      idk, you just seem pretty cool, its up to you if you wish to accept it or not.

    • BLASPHEMANKH

      12 years ago

      Hey thanks. Never won an award before.

    • AidanJames

      12 years ago

      The only thing I don't understand is why you feel that the only way for people to defend themselves most effectively is with guns.

      The world was spinning just fine before guns were invented and people were just as safe as they are now.

    • YoshiFan

      12 years ago

      Name- Rooster Teeth's Server
      IP- [66.55.159.19:27015]
      PW- rvb

      *note* my server is not completed yet

    • kbr29

      12 years ago

      He comes and goes, never really gets to far because it seems when he can't come up with an answer he just leaves. But, that's how it goes I guess.

      I see you are BYX. Two of my roommates last year helped found the BYX chapter here.

    • YoshiFan

      12 years ago

      hey dude sry for the random post but my cs s server is up check the cs s forums

    • rvmaster1

      12 years ago

      I thought I was the only person that like ToeJam & Earl. Throwing all those 'maters was a gas. smiley0.gif

      I'll keep an eye out for you on Saturdays, I'm reletively new , so I don't have many familar people to play with.....I'll be the guy that knows about half of what's happening. I may find the server tonite and play a little.

      I know you don't have a clue who I am but I saw you in the CS:S thread then again when I went to ask the IP of the other guys server, so I thought I'd stop by. smiley1.gif

    • IRUKANJI

      12 years ago

      I have come to the point of my life where I find these moments of foolish posturing and arguing using our infalible intelects both unamusing and worthless. Thus I will only allow comments that I deem worthy, uplifting, cool, or of famous origin. If I get dissed by Gus, I'm saving that moment for ever smiley12.gifsmiley12.gif !

    • BLASPHEMANKH

      12 years ago

      (1)Historilogical
      His~tor~ril~oj~i~kel
      Noun:
      The way to say "historical" and still sound intelligent to dummies.

    • CALLmeCRAZY

      12 years ago

      yeah, i get piss bored and do stupid stuff. it usually works out ^_^

    • nekat_eman

      12 years ago

      I must confess. Those are more nice than mine.

      Hats off to you. Enjoy the Navy.

    • Wynd

      12 years ago

      The Megatokyo Mugs are pretty cool, I might have to get one the next time I place an order to the Megagear store.

    • lukemckay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Webcomic Maker

      12 years ago

      Sweet! Are they donna give you a part? Like, some obscure voice or something?


      I certainy hope not, my voice sounds like poo

    • halgameguru

      12 years ago

      we must scout some of these Nihon-no-Muchachas some time...

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