JAMER

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from Duluth, MN

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    • noobs

      14 years ago

      JAMER

      well it's official . the next person to post something about halo2 being so cool will die. i don't have anything against halo2, but it's really for noobs if you say to all of your friends over and over "woah man! halo2 is so cool"

      i have the power. i will kill a bitch.

    • HALO 2

      14 years ago

      JAMER

      I know alot of peeps probly makin theese journal enteries but ya now i wanna review it too
      Duel Weilding=Fu#*in Awesome
      Stealing Vehicles=coool go up and beat the hell out of the fag in a tank
      Playin as an Elite=You get to play as an Elite on he 4thy level WITH A Fn sword how fukin cool is that!!
      Profit Chair=@#@#5^&& and $%66%% COOOL
      Watchin Cortona And 343 Guilty spark Have Sex=just kiidding

    • im still bored

      14 years ago

      JAMER

      Jamer+bored=me now

    • wen kirby gets bored 2

      14 years ago

      JAMER

      kirby:damit i killed everybody i know
      kirby:i no ill go bid 4 elvis collectibes on eBay
      kirby:ill bid 4 this and this and ummmm whod wanna bid 4 a fukin spoon jesus
      kirby:hey elvis' head cooool
      2 months later
      mailman:wtf who would bid on elvis' head
      elvis head:u aint nuthin bu doga
      mailman:aaaaaahh
      kirby:finaly
      elvis head:and thas...
      kirby and elvis:alright uh mama o thas alrigt oh yah
      kirby:ur the coolest elvis head
      elvis:thak ya vera mush
      kirby:now bored so ill shoot u

    • wen kirby gets bored

      14 years ago

      JAMER

      kirby:huh this show is sucks show
      show:hi spongebob ya wanna masterbate at the squirrells house
      kirby: .....
      mario:yous want i should bring pasta
      henrix playin his guitar:dun dew du dadada dedede nitly nitly nitly nitly woo
      kirby:I KNOW ill go around at shoot famous people
      kirby: hey there prince bang bang bang chick bang bang
      prince:i bleed..... purple......bloood
      kirby:this is awesome
      kirby:hey its gene simmons
      gene: i wanna rock and....
      kirby: i love this song
      gene:roll all night and...
      kirby:awww screw it citchik tatatatatatatatata
      gene:u u u sh sh sh shot m m my t t tongue o o oof you shot my tongue off
      TO BE CONTTINUED

    • the legend ok kirby 3 kirby gone bad

      14 years ago

      JAMER

      setting:strip club
      kirby:lemme see all of it cmon cmoon
      kirby:hit me again
      bartender:i think you had enough
      kirby:wut bitch
      bartender:um i i i um
      kirby:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      kirby:1 THERES NUTHIN WRONG WTH ME 2 NUTHIN WRONG WITH ME3 NUTHIN WRONG WTH ME AHHHHHHHHH
      kirby:CHICK BOOM CHICK TATATA LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
      TATATATATATA LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR CHICK BANGBANG
      bartender:wa wa wi will ya ya you ta ta tape ma ma my ha ha head ta together

    • the legend of kirby #2

      14 years ago

      JAMER

      kirby:lalalalalalala
      mario ghost:mama mia
      kirby:do i have to kill a ghost bitch?
      mario ghost:PIZZA
      teenage mutant ninja turtes:1234 TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
      kirby:click click click damit outta ammo
      mario:mama mia
      kirby:im callin ghost buster beotch
      george bush:vote for me
      ghost busters gun thing:ill suck u down my vacuum
      mario:when the moon hits your eye LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE
      ghost busters gun thing:grind grind grind splatter

    • legend of kirby

      14 years ago

      JAMER

      kirby:i hate mario ill kill u
      mario:mama mia
      kirby:ill get u sum day
      mario: mama mia i throw a fireball mama mia
      kirby: o no u dihent
      mario: mama mia
      elvis:u aint nuthin but a houng dog
      mario:mama mia
      grunt:awww there everwhere flare!!
      kirby:does kirby have to kill a bitch
      david letterman:i like milk
      reader:wtf is goin on
      mario:mama mia
      kirby:i hate u and now i shoot with deagles hitman style chik chik boom
      reader: ....
      mario:mama mia

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