JRIbeano

Male
from Colorado Springs

  • Activity

    • Ahhhh

      9 years ago

      JRIbeano

      So glad I have been spending time revisiting this site. i am all caught up on the videos and its been great! Reconstruction was fantastic, and the small mini series were stellar. I think Out of Mind was my favorite. Thanks to all you guys who continue to make this outstanding program- The Original Machinima. thank you also to my friends who still watch me, and continue to be active, giving me lots to come back to each and every time.

    • I Wish

      10 years ago

      JRIbeano

      RT was a publicly traded company because i would have bought its stock back in 2004 and be a millionaire now like Geoff.

      Actually, maybe it's a good thing I didn't have the chance

      =D

    • Spring Time Cometh

      11 years ago

      JRIbeano

      Hey guys it's Jason here, just coming to you live from my economics class.

      I'm finishing up my first year here at the University of Oregon, and I must say I am so proud of myself and gookface (Jessica irl) for moving out here and living a year successfully on our own. The best part of it all is that we are nearly debt free after an entire year at a major university. I am starting a new and more stable job with a big national bank this summer and it will help me start pulling down the G's. I gotta get a comma in my paycheck, know what i mean? It has been a long and difficult year, for a number of reasons on a variety of levels.

      But right now we have a friend over (Jacinto) for the first time since we left home, and we are gonna have a great time. The weather is changing so we are gonna get to play around outdoors and go to the coast today, and things are generally on the up and up.

      I still love hanging around the RvB community, and after four years of being here on the site, it is really cool to see some of the big changes and advancements coming up, as well as the more regulated routines of forced enjoyment and the scavenger hunts. The staff makes me feel proud to think i was "one of the first" to discover RvB, and I'm happy i'm still here. Much love guys, you stay classy. smiley9.gif

    • Here Goes

      13 years ago

      JRIbeano

      My sponsorship expires on October 10th, at which point i will proabbly never be seen on here again, jsut a tip i thouht i should drop on everyone

    • Wow

      13 years ago

      JRIbeano

      This place is a fucking waste of time. Screw Boys State, dont ever go.

    • Look I'm Sorry

      13 years ago

      JRIbeano

      Ive been busy as hell sorry i havent posted more. Blame World of Warcraft for that. Right now however, I am at a leadership conference, and our next general assembly is starting, so I gotta go. I hope you all are still doing well, and i still think about you often, especially you Sarah. Take care, I hope all is well with everyone

    • Stop Praying, Heaven is Full

      13 years ago

      JRIbeano

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      According to AP releases this week, the great bliss factory in the sky is no longer taking reservations. Thanks to documents from the census desk at main accounting, turns out heaven is near capacity and still has hundreds of thousands of souls left to be judged. Lloyd Parker, spokesperson for the Greater Heaven Area, says there is no problem and explains the situation. "We are temporarily halting the guaranteed entry through absolution, baptism and prayer, that's all. My colleagues assure me this is just a bookkeeping error and everything should be resolved by the new year." When asked to confirm which new year he was referring to Mr. Parker suddenly got something in his eye and had to exit the briefing.

      Although optimism from the people on top is reassuring, not everyone in heaven is certain about its future. Gabriel, the other right hand of God, has butted heads with the human quotient in heaven many times before and is peeved once again. "Hey man, I mean, wadda you expect? Like, look at the people they let in here... they're lame, lame, lame. None of them are fit for my table. Now I don't have a problem with kids and ponies and shit but you can't start letting in bigots and extremists cus of a little "divine" scripture. I got some divine scripture for you right here! I say we go back to the days when y'all were naked and I could eat pomegranates, then wehad some good times."

      As for the reasons behind the full gates many sources cite the ever expanding use of prayer around the world as the major contributor, but Archibald Archibeld, legion to god, says its the issue of random and useless prayer that has them so overwhelmed. "At its inception prayer was used to commune with a higher power, to develop a strong sense of self and confidence in one's personal abilities. It was never supposed to encourage co-dependency and complacency. Because of a few questionable documents we have to accept all prayers and peoples if they follow the correct procedures as they are written. Now the person praying for smooth rush hour traffic and a short line at Starbucks is in the same league as Gandhi. Something has got to change." Archibeld also references an extremely high number of freeloading souls leaching of the benefits in heaven as part of the problem.

      Regardless of the "why" officials in heaven still need a way through this difficult situation. Since it doesn't look like people will stop dying anytime soon the Sacred Development Society has begun accepting proposals for a new heaven to be built to alleviate stress on the existing space. Scores of entries have been flowing in with the top contenders being ranch style condos on the southern ice cap of Mars and a revamped Atlantis.

      If popular thinking in heaven gets any credit we should listen to archangel Michael, "I've said it before and I'll say it again, we need educated consumers. Sheesh, I sound like a broken record, why can't I just slap sense into you creatures? Sometimes I wish I were a demon..." And that just might say it all.

    • Awesomeness

      13 years ago

      JRIbeano

      My shirt came today. My I'm a gay robot shirt that is. I love that quote. I can tell it was packaged with care. tahnks RT. you never let me down.

    • Been a While

      13 years ago

      JRIbeano

      but who cares right?

      thought i would share this wiht oyu all

      a few days ago, my righ teye hurt and i noticed i ahd something in it. a hair. gookiemonster's hair. so i pulled it out, no big deal right? IT WAS STUCK BEHIND MY EYEBALL INSIDE OF MY HEAD. I pulled out like eight inches of hair, that had managed to find it's way into my head, wrapped up underneath my eyelid and over my eyeball.


      yuck, okay bye again

    • Here Ye Here Ye

      13 years ago

      JRIbeano

      My sister ghot married today, in a Renaissance theme wedding.

      In the middle of Black Forest, an hour away form home

      In the middle of finals week

      And I had to be there at 4p.

      All in all though it was good except the chapel had no bathroom and was EXTREMELY Cold. I got to wwear some sweet leather boots that went up, laces and all, to my knee. I wore brown tights and unfortunately, my shirt didn't get shipped in time, but was sitting on our dorrstep when we got home this evening. Anyway, my sis ter looked great and i will have some pictures up soon. That is, i survive finals, and if wanyone wants to share their pictures because we have veyr few.


      Because my mom, for the third time, forgot to put film in her camera. Genius!!

      So love ya guys, i am very busy but i hope the holidays find you well. By enow!!

  • About Me

  • Comments (43)

    • runelady

      9 years ago

      RvB: CO on July 10th. Just FYI.

    • dark54555 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      its still unidentified.

    • JRIbeano

      9 years ago

      ha! i didn't even know about that, totally crazy.

      i would have taken credit for it lol

    • jeckon

      9 years ago

      zombify-yourself.net/

      I really didn't do it all myself.

    • runelady

      10 years ago

      DATE: Tuesday, June 23rd
      TIME: 10:00 p.m.
      PLACE: AMC 24 on Broadway (near Country Line) in Denver

      We are meeting for the midnight premier of the Transformers.

      Send me a message if you would like to join us.

    • khefner

      11 years ago

      I am so late in responding.....

      but thanks! We have been working SO hard on the house. It's nice to finally see it how we imagined it.

    • uhf26

      11 years ago

      I take them at tons of different places. I should take a day, maybe tonight, and label where they were photographed.

      Thanks for the compliment. I have not heard yet that they are easy on the eyes, but it is a good compliment! :D I do minor tweaking and just put up the ones I think look best.

    • sharku

      13 years ago

      Hey There

      I have made it to the last round

      So I'd appreciate it if you went here and voted for me

      I will give you 2 mod points
      just post in this journal after you have voted

      Thanks smiley0.gif

    • lesbianfruit

      13 years ago

      hey JAAAAAAASON

    • Neoma

      13 years ago

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      Dance- Colbert, dance!

    • RedvsBlue999

      13 years ago

      You gave me 12+ mods, why? I appreciate it.

    • OneL

      13 years ago

      just a quick Happy Thanksgiving!

    • gookface

      13 years ago

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      Mur's for love!

    • GeneralAce

      13 years ago

      for your fight club picture

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      Bling Bling Baby!!!

    • lesbianfruit

      13 years ago

      you biyatch!

    • AZX3RIC

      13 years ago

      welcome to the watch list

    • Jacinto

      14 years ago

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      awesome (I think anyway) pic I took of you at school...found it somewhere in the stakcs of files on my comp.

    • GeneralAce

      14 years ago

      boner4murder...... thats fricken hilariousssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rotflmao!!!!!!!!!

    • Rental01

      14 years ago

      The current Scott thread

    • Rental01

      14 years ago

      I was in the Springs this weekend with my family for the Busch race at PPIR. It was AWESOME but our hotel sucked. smiley0.gif

    • pipboy2004

      14 years ago

      ñëûøü òû î÷üêè, ñíèìè î÷êè à òî ó òåáÿ ðîæà åáàíàÿ, òû ìîéäîäûð ÷èòàë?????????????????

    • 3vil

      14 years ago

      you zen smells funny!........zen is and are my clan ^_^

    • Gavino FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      haven't seen you in a while

    • Jacinto

      14 years ago

      For your most off-the-wall journal entry (ie truffles), I present you with:
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    • uhf26

      14 years ago

      actually, that's not a LCD screen. It is a CRT.

    • Jacinto

      14 years ago

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    • JRIbeano

      14 years ago

      I meant something more laong the lines, my life sucks

    • Jacinto

      14 years ago

      Why do you crap on yourself? That's a little gross...Well actually, my cousin was talking about this sex "move" called the "hot carl". Your little slogan does a good job describing it...eww.

    • JRIbeano

      14 years ago

      NYUK NYUK NYUK

    • Jacinto

      14 years ago

      har har har...I wonder what noise a herring makes....

    • JRIbeano

      14 years ago

      Are you ready for the worst pun ever???

      I wouldn't attack with that kind of power without a herring aid to protect me!

      har har har

    • Jacinto

      14 years ago

      lol..but seriously if you ever approach me with a herring...

    • JRIbeano

      14 years ago

      don't think I'm gonna disagree

      j/k

    • Jacinto

      14 years ago

      Yes you do. And I deserve to be infested with the black plague, and beaten with a herring until dawn

    • JRIbeano

      14 years ago

      I love sincerity, thouogh I don't really desrve it

    • Jacinto

      14 years ago

      A really cool dude, a best friend, who deserves better than what I've dealt him. That's who's back.

    • uhf26

      14 years ago

      guess who's back?

    • uhf_26

      14 years ago

      I'm getting my old account, uhf26, back. I'll need to add you under friends again.

      ~Meow!!!
      ~Fark!!
      ~AFLAC!

    • gookface

      14 years ago

      Mur Mur MUUR!!!

    • agp_ecko

      14 years ago

      Damn dude, you have crazy amounts of journals, and how do you get so many mod pts on each one?
      And you ony have like 24 friends, thats insane!

    • sroble84

      14 years ago

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