Jackel1138

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    • Burnie's contest was so cool.....

      12 years ago

      Jackel1138

      I'm gonna rip it off.

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      This image is in the first row of results from an eight word phrase when entered into Google image search (see Burnie's journal, he explains it better). I'll give you a few clues:
      1. It's a phrase that comes from a popular tv show that is no longer being made, but is still aired regularly.
      2. Again, it has eight words.
      3. The first word should not be commonly used to start a sentence.
      4. The picture represents one of the words.

      Guess the phrase right and I'll give you all my mod points (24).
      I will answer Yes or No questions.
      Give your answer in Bold.

      Also, copying and pasting the image address into your browser won't work, because I didn't get this pic from the original website. In other words, somebody went to talesofthesevenseas.org and posted that picture on their website and gave it a different surname. You won't find the phrase on the original website.

    • Tell me what you think.

      12 years ago

      Jackel1138

      There comes a time in the history of a nation when simple but powerfully true sayings such as, "Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely," are replaced with "The end justify the means." The shadows of the giant is what you should truly fear, for all that the giant knows how to do is scream and shout his ignorance of his shadow's doings, or to justify thereof. Occasionally he may strike himself, but in this day and age, even a show of force with an army in its own nation is almost too indescrete. The army is usually occupied holding some other nation and cannot be used to bring about tyranny immediately. The longer the citizens of a nation blindly love and follow the leader or leaders, the immenient hostile takeover can still be brought about. So the snake waits, patiently anticipating each move the mouse makes, slowly killing off any type of resistance until the mouse is practically asking the snake to eat it. But it won't, not yet. If the snake eats the mouse, there will be nothing left to eat, so the snake enslaves the mouse, making it feed him, keeping him happy. But what if the mouse revolts? He's got plenty of friends. It would be no insurmountable problem for the mouse to dispose of his master. The snake knows this and, being one of the craftiest and cleverest beasts, knows that if the mouse is ignorant of his slavery, he will not revolt because he will think that there is no better way of life. It is safe to serve the snake. Sure the taxes are high and the rules are strict and the snake demands to know everything about me, but look at all those other mice. They have to work for every crumb of bread and hole in the wall they get, unlike us, who get a little bit of everything from every other mouse in this communist society....uh, I mean with this great social security program.

    • Walmart and PS3

      12 years ago

      Jackel1138

      Who's seen the PS3 display at your local Walmart? I happen to be one of the guys who gets to set up those displays. For those of you wondering, that's not a real PS3 behind the glass (sorry) But it is exactly the way the real thing looks like. It's basically the body without the innards. The TV playing the trailers is actually controlled by a flashcard player mounted behind the tv. We converted the old PSP "endcap" into the PS3 endcap and moved the psp display into the regular aisle. Next week, you should be seeing the displays become interactive, and you'll be able to play some games. At least, according to my sources, my company will be converting them. It's a lot of fun to hand random people in walmart the PS3 model and watch their eyes go real wide, only to realize it's a fake. (heehee). Go check it out if you already haven't

    • Extended Sponsership

      13 years ago

      Jackel1138

      Well Cloud Nine just dropped me. My overdue sponsership finally quit on me. I'm serious, I think I was a sponser for about a year instead of just the standard six months. Other users go right to the moderators and say, "Hey my sponserships supposed to expire, what the hell is wrong?" Hey, if they want to let me enjoy free overtime, I ain't gonna say nothing. I dunno, set your sponsership settings to not automatically renew. It may happen to you too.

      Update on Pariah:
      Unbelievably, that stupid game still costs fifty dollars. I swear, next time I see that game, I'm gonna find the manager and ask him what the hell is going on.

    • My First Fist Fight

      13 years ago

      Jackel1138

      As my occupations states, I am a landscaper. I help make the land around a house pretty by bringing in grass, rocks, trees, plants, and other natural things. I have three bosses who are brothers, and I work with three other guys. A couple days ago, one of the hired hands was bitching that he had to drive so far to get to work. One of the Bosses (we'll call him Sam), told him that there really was nothing the company could do about it. The hired hand (we'll call him Steve) went on to say that the company told him that most of the jobs they do were in his home town. Sam explained that that prediction was based on the past two years, but anything could happen. Perhaps this is just a strange year. Then Steve said, "Well why didn't you tell me the truth? I wouldn't have taken this job if I'd have known.
      Well I was getting pretty ticked at this point, so I piped up and said, "You can't expect this company to hold your hand dude, We're worker bees, they don't choose the jobs because of us."
      That's when it happened. I guess he was just itching for a fight. And I guess he chose me because I am the smallest guy on the crew. All of a sudden, he asked if I wanted to fight. I put my hands up and backed off, telling him that there was nothing to fight about. And then he punched me in the lip. I thought "Screw this!" and started kicking his ass. When I got him twice in the nose, he pulled out this big K-Bar knife. That's when Sam got involved and took his knife away. So now, I still have my job, but Steve doesn't. And because he had ridden with one of the other hired hands, he had to hitchhike home.
      I was hoping that my first fight would be to protect somebody, like my girlfriend or my sister, but I guess fighting an asshole and kicking his ass and getting him fired is just as satisfying. smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • Name Your Game!

      13 years ago

      Jackel1138

      Sorry I haven't updated this in about a lifetime.
      I have just recently become very interested in the subject of emulators. Think back, five, or ten years ago. Remember your favorite video games of the past? As a kid, you would play Mario Land 2 on your vintage Gameboy, or Super Smash Brothers on your equally vintage N64. Or maybe you prefered the more classic classics, like Final Fight 2 on your Super Nintendo. You can still enjoy these games, just go to eBay and pick up one of these systems. But who can guarantee how long they will work, if they work at all? The solution: Emulators. There are thousands of programs out there that are designed only to make programs work on a system that they weren't made for. For example, I have an iBook with OS 10.4 on it. I have Emulators for the Gameboy Advanced, the SNES, the N64, the GameGear, the Sega Genesis, and the NeoGeo Pocket. Where do I get the games? Just do a search on Google for the game you want, the system it's on, and put the word ROMS behind it. There are dozens of sites that have the games in a form you can download. They'll give you some mumbo jumbo about how it's not violating copyright if you have bought the game you download at one point or another. Personally, I think that since the game companies like Nintendo and Sega are not making these old games anymore, they're not selling them anymore. So your not stealing from a company, you're taking advantage of someone sharing their game with you, because they're the one's who uploaded it.
      Emulators are finicky things though. You may have to try different versions before you find one you like. You can pretty much find one for every system for almost any type of OS. Mac versions are generally more difficult to find than PC. For instance, as hard as I tried, I could not find an emulator for the Console NeoGeo, just the Pocket.
      So if you find yourself fantasizing about playing Starfox 64 on your XP, Sonic on your Powerbook, or Megaman on your Linux, Google Emulators. You won't be disappointed.

    • Review for a good game for once.

      13 years ago

      Jackel1138

      Well I went to Blockbuster's today and saw this game
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      Chronicles of Riddick, Escape from Butcher Bay.
      I saw the Riddick movie and I have to say, I don't remember enjoying past the first half hour. Now that I'm playing this game, I'm gonna hafta watch it again with a better appreciation of this dark man's character. Van Diesel does a perfect badass performance: "Hmmmm...The dark. My favorite."
      "Now see what you made me do" (after taking on five armed guards at once with no weapon!)
      This game contains a moral and the moral is, don't fuck with Riddick. He will come up behind you in the dark and stab you in the back, or break your neck if he feels you're worth the trouble. The graphics are incredible, even for a game that's been out for awhile. Check it out!
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      The story is creative, the basic gameplay is actually interesting. The AI actually has something original to say. I found myself just standing and listening to two or more AI characters have a conversation: "Who was that shrink who discovered the mind? Didn't he say that some guys fantasize about screwing their moms?" Weird, funny, cool stuff like that. I like the feel of being a prison inmate. You know, the struggle to make it to the top, takin' on bullies and shivin' asshole prison gangs. In fact, the first hour of gameplay doesn't involve shooting at all, unless you make the mistake of allowing yourself to be seen in the wrong place. My only complaint is that there's this thing you can do during a fight to kill guys by grabbing their arm right when they swing and then punching their brains out the back of their skull, or just cutting their throat. It's cool, but it's almost impossible to do later on in the game. I think I stumbled across a treasure that was worth my while (about $10 cause it was used) and I would Highly Recommend this game. Don't believe me? Go to http://www.rottentomatoes.com/g/xbox/chronicles_of_riddick_escape_from_butcher_bay/ and see for yourself.

    • WAAAHOOOO!!

      13 years ago

      Jackel1138

      Well my boss in Montana Finally got back to me. I'm gonna work for him again late this spring and summer!! Last year I did grunt work for four landscaper guys. Pretty good pay for grunt work though, ten bucks an hour at ten hour days or more (Two hours of that is just riding in a truck!) Yah do the math. That's a lot of cash! And because it's his own business and it's small, he pays me all of it! Nice guy! Get payed five hundred a week to drive excavators, skid loaders, front end loaders, and diesal trucks! Also there's the occasional hole to dig and tree to plant and sprinkler hose to bury and sod to load and lay. Montana's a beautiful state too. Whitewater rafting, four wheeling, bachelor life playing halo 2 all night on a weekend. Nobody bitching at me to clean up..... Can't wait. Now I just gotta make the cross country trip in a Toyota Tercel (ugh) Somebody please instill me with confidence and tell me that their Tercel never had a problem with it!!

    • What the Hell?!!!

      13 years ago

      Jackel1138

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      The other day I was skimming the xbox game isle in walmart when I came across a game called Pariah. Needless to say for those of you who have ever owned this game, I gave it the middle finger. This game was never worthy of its initial fifty dollar price when it was released March of 2005. The graphics were horrible, the story was lame, the controls for the vehicles were impossible to master, or at least were not enjoyable to pilot. The weapon effects were wimpy, the AI was retarded ("Hey Doc! It's not you we want! It's the girl!" Screamed six times in thirty seconds by the same fucktard character), I made it through three extremely long and tedious levels without enjoying one minute of gameplay. I don't know why I bought this game. But back to the other day, I looked at the price and nearly cursed aloud in that walmart. It still cost fifty dollars! What the FUCK? No other xbox 1 game except perhaps Halo 1, 2, some of the advanced Gran Turismo games, and a few other rare hits have cost that much for so long as nine months before they drop down to at least forty! Do these people employ the brains they have at any point of the workday? I mean, come on! Go to www.rottentomatoes.com/g/xbox/pariah/ and see for yourself! This game is by no means worth fifty fuckin dollars! Warn your friends and family to avoid this game. I wouldn't recommend buying it for more than twenty bucks.

    • Funny

      13 years ago

      Jackel1138


      Confucius Say : Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

      He who lives in glass house, dress in basement.

      Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

      Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

      He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.

      Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.

      Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.

      Couple on 7 day honeymoon make hole weak.

      Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.

      Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honorable discharge.

      Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

      Squirrel who runs up womans leg not find nuts

      He who run behind bus get exhausted.

      Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

      Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

      He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs.

      Comparing Men/Women at the ATM...Instructions for the guys:

      1. Pull up to ATM
      2. Insert Card
      3. Enter PIN
      4. Take cash, card and receipt
      5. Drive away

      Instructions for the Gals:
      1. Pull up to ATM
      2. Back up and pull forward to get closer
      3. Shut off engine
      4. Put keys in purse
      5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
      6. Hunt for card in purse
      7. Insert card
      8. Hunt in purse for grocery receipt with PIN written on it
      9. Enter PIN
      10. Study instructions
      11. Hit "CANCEL"
      12. Re-enter correct PIN
      13. Check balance
      14. Look for envelope
      15. Look in purse for pen
      16. Make out deposit slip
      17. Endorse checks
      18. Make deposit
      19. Study instructions
      20. Make cash withdrawal
      21. Get in car
      22. Check makeup
      23. Look for keys
      24. Start car
      25. Check makeup
      26. Start pulling away
      27. Stop
      28. Back up to machine
      29. Get out of car
      30. Take card and receipt
      31. Get back in car
      32. Put card in wallet
      33. Put receipt in checkbook
      34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
      35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
      36. Check makeup
      37. Put car in reverse
      38. Put car in drive
      39. Drive away from machine
      40. Drive 3 miles
      41. Release parking brake

      A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
      "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
      The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
      The man answers: "About a gallon"

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  • Comments (25)

    • LebowskiSon

      12 years ago

      Let everyone know on the record, this was not me.
      The person who commited this is a young 15 year old
      by the name of Kristopher Stolz, his Roosterteeth account
      is redeemerdude, so if you want to flame any longer.
      flame him.

      His AIM is Wasper90
      if anyone is interested, and
      some of you left really racist comments.
      When I wasen't even the one who commited these acts.
      Seriously.... That's a BIG WTF.
      But either way, I'm not to moved over it.
      Belive me I will deal with Redeemer dude, which happens
      to go to my school, and be sure to report back.

      also, I use proper grammar, which isen't probably the same for
      whoever was on my account.

    • redeemerdude

      12 years ago

      friend whore? dude, thats not the best way to make friends, but your funny

      yiur accepted

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      I'm making some friend cuts, and I'm afraid you didn't quite make the cut. Hopefully, nothing much will change, and not being on my friends list won't put you at a disadvantage to anyone else, as I don't post any friends only contests or anything like that. As long as you comment on me, I should comment on you. PLEASE NOTE: I'm not removing you because I dislike you, but its annoying having to navigate through pages and pages of friends.

      Hopefully theres no hard feelings, and I hope to talk to you again sometime. If this IS the last time I talk to you, best luck for the future.

      (This message will be used on every person I cut, so if you have any complaints, questions or anything just message me).

    • Glaxton

      13 years ago

      Congratulations on being here at RvB for six months!

      I created a banner for you Here, you can download it and post it if you like.,
      OR, just delete this message and go on with your life! smiley0.gif

    • Count3D FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Site Admin

      13 years ago

      Mac Zealots rule!

    • goatman93

      13 years ago

      I alredy have an xbox. :P
      I think into the future about computers, If it will be as reliable as it was when I bought it? My laptop right now is from 1999 and it still works just fine! My desktop is from 2001 and it still works, my sisters computer is from 96 or 97 (upgraded to Win2000).
      Me and my dad both do this for, we will dish out the extra cash to get a bad-ass laptop/computer that will last. :D
      (Pardon misspellings, my spellchecker isn't working.)

    • goatman93

      13 years ago

      That was for the people who are forced to use IE, like at buisnesses. I use Opera. :P

    • goatman93

      13 years ago

      Nope, I am saving up for the new Intel Mac book, I only have about $700 to the fund. :(

    • goatman93

      13 years ago

      I will once I get my mac, That will be very soon!

    • jackal5

      13 years ago

      No worries man. I was asking people on my friends list. Thanks anyways.

    • jackal5

      13 years ago

      A friend of mine, Silverfalcon is in the final round of a contest to win sponsorship. If you wouldn't mind going here and voting for Silverfalcon that would be awesome! (type his name, NOT mine!). Thanks! smiley1.gif

      (if you don't like voting or whatever that's okay, thanks anyways for reading)

    • caboose1177

      13 years ago

      I sure hope you enjoyed the new episode as much I did. It kicked ass just like Tex did to the Reds. The fourth season is the best season yet.

    • goatman93

      13 years ago

      Aye, I tested for my second degree last month.
      I also help my instructor teach green, purple, and blue belts.
      I am also on the demonstration team where we go to a fair and show off. S03.gif

    • macskull

      13 years ago

      Mine has yet to be mad with me, so that hasn't been tested yet. I hope it never has to be... Even so, one of her friends smacked me upside the head today during lunch. Ouch.

    • ckyloser129

      13 years ago

      I don't think i've even ever been to my local ymca.

    • bremberg

      13 years ago

      that kid stingray is a little punk... probly got beat up all day in school so he takes it out on people online.

    • Dwarf_Ninjas

      13 years ago

      it has begun

    • Stingray117

      13 years ago

      Hey Jackal fucker! shut up! arent you too old for red vs blue so shut the fuck up bitch Your like almost done in high school and ur still watching rvb i think its you who should not even talk LOSER GET A LIFE!!!

      O yeah and machinima? or whatever sucks! you dont get all of the episodes you get nothing!
      WHAT A DUMBASS!!! duh r u stupid or something u retard i have so many people who agree to what i say so i no what im talking about

    • jackal5

      13 years ago

      Hey man. I'm in a contest, if you're so inclined as to wanna vote for me here. Thanks!

    • RED12

      13 years ago

      hey do you paly xbox live ?

    • gfunk3379

      13 years ago

      I have had the nick name Gfunk for since '94. my last name starts with a G so it kinda stuck

    • gfunk3379

      13 years ago

      no, i'm not an actor, checkout "gfunk" that's him

      Post edited 11/20/05 10:17AM

    • torryrocksme

      13 years ago

      A belated welcome to the site; hope you have a great time here. smiley1.gif

    • Jackel1138

      13 years ago

      haha thanx but mine is spelled jackel, and 1138 comes from THX 1138, George Lucas' first sci-fi movie, plus it sounds cool

    • jackal5

      13 years ago

      Nice name! You with your ...bigger number than mine. You win this round.....

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