Jalnor

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from where William Wallace lived (Scotland)

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    • Welcome to Sovyek Nor ©

      10 years ago

      Jalnor

      MafiaStation3.png

      So, we're doing another round of the Space Station variant of the Mafia Game and the only candidate for moderating (yet) is me.
      If you're interested in playing or finding out more, head over here bigsmile.png

      Mod candidates

      1: Jalnor
      Votes: 0
      Policies:
      Generally like the one from the main thread, except with different (and slightly fewer) players. There will be an AI. The Chief of Security will replace the cop for investigating, while protection will be the Chief Medical Officer. There will be no Space Cowboy, Mr. Rahl. Sean Connery will probably visit the station.
    • Suggestions for Experiments

      in Forums > Suggestions for Experiments | Follow this topic

      Jalnor

      Re-purposing post, 20th October, 2011
      So, this thread is now used in a slightly different way than originally intended, which is cool. It has evolved.
      And it has a plan.
      When you want to try a new experiment game, come in here and post what you have. Others in the group will offer critique and suggestions, to refine the idea until it's ready for testing. Once it's ready, double-check your English and head over to Round creation, where you can pitch it for signups.

      Original post content:

      Got an idea for a future round of the Experiment Variant? Put it here and we'll poll it. Each time we do the Experiment Variant, the earliest popular idea here not yet done will be it.

      To start, I'd like to present some previous ideas:

      smiley9.gif The fledgling colony on an alien planet
      smiley9.gif Earth of the distant future
      smiley9.gif Sock's Bizarro variant
      smiley9.gif Sock's puppet thing

      Also, what about a Goa'uld variant? The moderator is a minor Goa'uld assassinated by rebel Jaffa... the planet's stargate is accidentally rendered inoperable during the assassination.

      Comment and suggest others, then we'll start a poll on one.

      375 replies

    • Elephant House

      in Forums > Elephant House | Follow this topic

      Jalnor

      Because purple chocolate covered elephants enjoy playing trumpet solos and need a place to fit into our MASTER PLAN .
      I recommend against co-ordinated modding, but I do have an idea to balance it. One of us posts in each of their groups (not necessarily the same one) linking to 2 or 3 of those journals. In the journals, we make it clear that our patience has run out and, to demonstrate how they are not true Comrades, the admins of both groups are booted from the USSRvB.

      By posting in this thread, even to bitch at us, you are committing to either partake in the plan or spend your remaining life picking up soap in The Gulag's shower.

      60 replies

    • First Contact Day

      10 years ago

      Jalnor

      A happy First Contact Day to all of you! 54 years to go!
      I've now upgraded the celebratory Halo 3 game to version 1.0; check my previous journal for description and linkage bigsmile.png
      I'm currently in the Halo 3 lobby, though I'm also doing other things... if you fancy a game, give me a shout.

    • First Contact Day special Halo 3 map

      10 years ago

      Jalnor

      The Borg have another plan up their exoplating sleeves...
      Borg1.jpg
      They've taken deck 16 of the Enterprise.
      Borg2.jpg
      But just out of their clutches...
      Borg3.jpg
      An armoury...
      Borg4.jpg
      ...where Starfleet plan their counterattack.
      Borg5.jpg

      Fire your phasers...
      Borg6.jpg
      Borg8.jpg

      Take aim with your phaser rifles...
      Borg7.jpg
      Borg9.jpg

      When the Borg adapt...
      Borg10.jpg
      ...change weapon!
      Borg11.jpg

      And don't let them touch you!
      Borg12.jpg

      Map "Deck 16" created on Cold Storage, available free in the Xbox Live Marketplace.
      Infection game variant "Borg" created for the map.
      smiley9.gif 2 lives each
      smiley9.gif Borg move at 50%
      smiley9.gif Starfleet move at 75%
      smiley9.gif Starfleet start with plasma pistols (due to lack of choice in the menu)
      smiley9.gif 4 Sentinel Beams and 4 Beam Rifles in the armoury. These don't respawn.
      smiley9.gif From time to time, a Sentinel Beam will spawn on the table
      smiley9.gif Last man standing is always a Redshirt, for a laugh.

      Upgraded to version 1.0 at 14:45BST on the 5th of April, 2009


      Map (version 0.2) and game type (version 0.3) available to download from Jalnor's file share - note these are now both version 1.0 and the older versions are no longer live.

    • First Contact map

      in Forums > First Contact map | Follow this topic

      Jalnor

      Deck 16 is complete... well, it's in beta. You can download the map and associated game type in slots 4 & 5 of my Halo 3 file share. It's still beta, but I've made it as robust as I can.
      smiley9.gif 50% infected
      smiley9.gif 2 lives each (so when you get assimilated you'll only be Borg once, while the starting Borg respawn once)
      smiley9.gif Max gravity
      smiley9.gif Borg move at 25%, Starfleet at 50%
      smiley9.gif Starfleet get 4 Sentinel Beams and 4 Beam Rifles, spawning with Plasma Pistols because not all weapons are in the menu
      smiley9.gif Those weapons never respawn because the Borg adapt
      smiley9.gif A Sentinel Beam (not placed at start) will spawn periodically on the briefing table

      If there had been more objects available, I'd have done deck 15 above it, but alas...
      If I'm not on when you play the map, just leave me feedback somewhere I'll see it. I had a try at the deflector map too, but there just isn't much construction space on Blackout. Any other starry night maps with fall-to-death regions?

      2 replies

    • There should be cake

      10 years ago

      Jalnor

      ...but there was only 2 cans of energy drinks and 3 coffees.

      Today was the first anniversary of my starting work with the NHS. A year into the job, much has changed, but I still have a long way to go in making it what it should be.
      I'm rather tired today, though, so I'm not gonna say much more. Other than proving again that I need at least two assistants (with a combined IQ of at least 250 because I can't stand the "average" intellect for protracted periods) I didn't get much sleep last night. I decided, after watching Heroes, that I would have one game of Hawx while I waited for my new wireless headset to charge. Just one game before bed.
      4 hours and 4 Achievements later, I finally settled down to sleep smiley7.gif

    • Admins' discussion

      in Forums > Admins' discussion | Follow this topic

      Jalnor

      Since we need a place to co-ordinate and stuff.
      I propose that a Council of Admins be formed here. New admins are nominated and voted, cases for admin removal are brought and voted. Perhaps we could even periodically vote on a Council Leader to maintain some form of order.

      MafiaCouncil.png

      Edit: Below is a template for round signup news posts - you don't have to use it and improvement suggestions are welcome, but here it is.
      (Optimised for copypasta, the Quote button might frell it up)

      Signups are now open for a round with @<Moderator> in charge, would you like to play? <Any other short relevant comments here>
      <Include this paragraph if any current or just-finished game had/has an activity problem> As always, we strongly recommend playing only one game at a time, but we won't stop you from signing up for every round going if you honestly think you can play them. Be aware, however, that the admins have discussed temporary and even permanent bans for those who repeatedly sign up and go inactive.

      [quote]Moderator: @<Moderator>
      Thread: <thread set>
      <Abridged game description goes here>
      [b]<Day>[/b]: Mafia whack a civilian
      [b]<Day>[/b]: Cop investigates a suspect
      [b]<Day>[/b]: Angry mob lynches confirmed or suspected Mafia member
      [b]<Day>[/b]: Mafia whack a civilian
      [b]<Day>[/b]: Cop investigates a suspect
      [b]<Day>[/b]: Angry mob lynches confirmed or suspected Mafia member
      [b]<Day>[/b]: Nothing happens because we're taking the day off
      Vote deadlines are <Time> UK time (that's <Time> US Eastern and <Time> Pacific). Lines open for votes immediately after the preceding death post.
      Repeats until all of one side are dead.[/quote]
      [b]Players ([[color=<Red (not enough) or green (enough)>]<Playercount>[/color]/<Minimum>)[/b]
      @<Player1>
      @<Player2>
      @<Player3 etc.>


      Below is a template for round START news posts - you don't have to use it and improvement suggestions are welcome, but here it is.
      (Optimised for copypasta, the Quote button might frell it up)

      The <thread set> round has just started, with @<Moderator> in charge!

      <Abridged game description goes here>

      [b]<Day>[/b]: Mafia whack a civilian
      [b]<Day>[/b]: Cop investigates a suspect
      [b]<Day>[/b]: Angry mob lynches confirmed or suspected Mafia member
      [b]<Day>[/b]: Mafia whack a civilian
      [b]<Day>[/b]: Cop investigates a suspect
      [b]<Day>[/b]: Angry mob lynches confirmed or suspected Mafia member
      [b]<Day>[/b]: Nothing happens because we're taking the day off
      Vote deadlines are <Time> UK time (That's <Time> US Eastern and <Time> Pacific). Lines open for votes immediately after the preceding death post.
      Repeats until all of one side are dead.[/quote]

      Discuss the game in the [link=/groups/forum/viewTopic.php?id=<thread number>]discussion thread[/link].
      Read the [link=/groups/forum/viewTopic.php?id=<thread number>]story posts[/link] but don't post in that thread.
      If you drift off into Loony Land (as we all do), take it to the [link=/groups/forum/viewTopic.php?id=<thread number>]Spam Thread[/link].

      [b]Players (<Playercount>)[/b]
      @<Player1>@<Player2>@<Player3 etc.>

      Post edited by an awesome Tok'ra

      1157 replies

    • Map ideas

      in Forums > Map ideas | Follow this topic

      Jalnor

      So, you've conceived of a map but not built it yet... bounce your ideas in here and we'll make it better between us. If you're less experienced, you could have an expert from among us join you while you forge, to be a sort of personal tutor.
      I've been thinking on a map of the Deflector battle in Star Trek First Contact, probably as a Territories game over the edge of Avalanche. Thoughts?

      11 replies

    • Science

      10 years ago

      Jalnor

      My 10 commandments of science, for your amusement/discussion:

      1: Question everything.
      2: QUESTION EVERYTHING.
      3:
      Seek the answer to every question.
      4: In answering a question, you will raise at least 3 new questions.
      5: You can never know it all. Try anyway.
      6: If you can't come up with a good theory, try an educated guess.
      7: So your theory was wrong. Now you're wiser for it.
      8: If you ignore or destroy evidence because it contradicts established beliefs or theories, you should be lynched.
      9: In seeking your answers, do not forget, above all, to follow a reliable moral compass.
      10: "Impossible" is a relative term.
  • Comments (2760)

    • stressed_out

      12 years ago

      you're so cute. can we be far-away lovers? smiley5.gif

    • CaptZodiac

      12 years ago

      ? i told you once before save me some ber damn you jalnor you come to my house drink my beer and put smartie tubes on my cat to make it look like a robot =D

    • SDJ

      12 years ago

      i meant the paper thing at your work...... But hell that sounds fun!

    • Jalnor

      12 years ago

      Heh... on that note, I'm thinking of putting a few of my 3DS Max animations on my site smiley8.gif

    • CaptZodiac

      12 years ago

      madfudge, you have only got the scent of the things jalnor can do... check my journal for details and jalnors , you will soon see why

    • madfudge

      12 years ago

      iv only just seen your animations, well funny!

    • CaptZodiac

      12 years ago

      khufu many people end there messages with lol and thousands of people live in scotland, who cannt presume anything, and by the way i agree with jalnor about WTF and as he clearly indicates no random friends requests, posts or weirdos. hang on... damn i cannot be your mate now =( im going to keep my sanity by conducting my musical orchestra with my singing potatoes =)

    • SDJ

      12 years ago

      Sounds like scummy pond water... yuck

    • Alex_vanPutten

      12 years ago

      Hey, I was told that you could tell me the url of the place where I can find a longsword 3D model.

    • CaptZodiac

      12 years ago

      im releasing a halo film check my avatar for details

      sorry dude abouts the ad

    • Jalnor

      12 years ago

      I wish I could remember from whose profile I stole that LOL

    • Sc0rpi0

      12 years ago

      i like your PANWURHGA

    • nasafreak87

      12 years ago

      you could open your new machine and insert the old hard drive (with appropriately changed jumper pins) as a little brother. I do that every time I upgrade or change, so that I never lose stuff. Of course, a sector 0 error that kills the hard drive's a different story.


      Yeah, I've done that before. But the problem is my old computer was a desktop. My new one is a laptop. Not to mention the fact that it's a few states away.

    • fritzmonkey

      12 years ago

      Its been 10% for almost a day now so to me it is empty.

    • stressed_out

      12 years ago

      sweet, well you're hot too. excusing the rules is always acceptable when it's being done in the name of good looks. haha

    • stressed_out

      12 years ago

      hahahahaha im so lame i just say the picture in your 'about me' section for "people against noobs... girls as avatars". priceless. oh, and im pretty sure i random friend requested you, didn't i? but you accepted, so that makes me an O.G.

    • michealheath FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      nice site love the ancient.

    • SDJ

      12 years ago

      ain't microscopic on my screen

    • fritzmonkey

      12 years ago

      I don't know if I can get them in a tiff format but I can get you the textures. Do you want the dds textures or bmp? (I'll get the model for you real quick.) Oh. and the model will be in a wavefront .obj file. Theres a bunch of converters out there though.

      Post edited 11/14/06 3:07PM

    • fritzmonkey

      12 years ago

      Could you resend that message? I can't open it for some reason.

    • fritzmonkey

      12 years ago

      Thanks! You only need to trial version for the mod. Also, do you still need the insides of the ship? I think I can get them from the game for you.

    • SDJ

      12 years ago

      Now that is funny.

    • fritzmonkey

      12 years ago

      There was a user with a title of "YOUR KING" or something like that so I made mine regicide.

    • CaptZodiac

      12 years ago

      cant wait to see the advent as it finishes dude you are a credit to my company =)

    • katienemi

      12 years ago

      actually yes, i just got 9 messages when i left and came back in 6 minutes

    • fritzmonkey

      12 years ago

      The random number generator on my calculator.

    • stinklesAFI

      12 years ago

      PANWURHGA. Nice.

    • Girl_2006

      12 years ago

      ^_^

    • lethalwatch

      12 years ago

      lol thank you :]]

    • Joseph889

      12 years ago

      Thanks for the comment...I dont normally hold my M8 like that, but, just for the sake of looking cool for the photo, I slapped the bi-pod back on, and now the forgrip is impossible to hold....lol

    • fritzmonkey

      12 years ago

      yeah...it wasn't as long as i had planed...I made a new halo mod and had to come back to release it.

    • madeofwin

      12 years ago

      Haha, Yeah. One cannot resist the sheer Truth of that picture <<;

    • madeofwin

      12 years ago

      [In reply to your image comment]

      Sadly, I did not make it. But it was so humourous, I couldn't help posting it here.

    • teh_ikiri

      12 years ago

      Hey, thanks for teh welcomes. So far, I really do like the site. :)

    • fritzmonkey

      12 years ago

      lol. im always hungry. no matter how much i eat.

    • rober1

      12 years ago

      if he makes another video then we know his still alive

    • Damien_Death FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Hiya

    • fritzmonkey

      12 years ago

      i think he ment it generate bad mental images.

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