James Volume III

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  • Activity

    • 5 years ago

      James

      Aight why is it that while trying to browse this site on my iPhone, I get redirected to the bloody YouTube app every time I tap a page to scroll anywhere? Are my thumbs just that fat or does anyone else have this issue?

    • 5 years ago

      James

      So one of my courses next term is, wait for it... Introduction to Fiction Writing.


      ...do I tell them I'm a published author up front or should I save that for the last day of class?

    • 5 years ago

      James

      Hey all, this is basically a signal boost for my buddy Akouryo who is doing a pretty sweet deal on commissions. He's done some phenomenal work for me in the past and is severely underselling himself in this journal that you should all visit. He's a fantastic artist, and even if you don't want anything, helping to spread the word is greatly appreciated!

    • 5 years ago

      James

      So my school has been doing construction work for some time now, and in the center of campus is a very large crane. Naturally, the students did what any normal student body would do.

      They started a cult for it.

      Now, as with any cult, they need icons and idols, right? So they printed T-shirts and started an Indiegogo campaign to build a statue in the crane's honor.

      I love this goddamn school so much.

    • 5 years ago

      James
    • 5 years ago

      James
    • So I Can Say Thank You

      5 years ago

      James

      In just a short couple of days, 2013 will come to an end. For me, it was a year that had a bit of a rocky start and even more of a rocky ending. The ongoing issues between myself and my immediate family have persisted, but this moment right now is not about that, or anything negative, really. It's about being thankful, and showing recognition where it's truly deserved.

      2012 and 2013 were definitive years for me. Extremely definitive. If not for the events that transpired, I'd never have come so far and done so much. And a lot of that would never have happened without a strong, sturdy support group that I like to call my Rooster Teeth family.

      You. If you're reading this, then in some way, shape, or form, you have had an influence on my life. Whether you're one of my closest confidants or a complete stranger, the mere fact that you are here on this website makes you unique, and wonderful, and it means I hold you very dearly in my heart, because you help to make up one of if not the greatest community I have ever had the blessing of being included in.

      I owe my life to you all, and that's no understatement. Thank you for picking me up when I kept falling down in 2012. And thank you for being the home away from home I so desperately needed in 2013. And, of course, thank you for being my family.

      I love you all so much. Here's to 2014... a few days early.

    • 5 years ago

      James
    • Life Update Kind of Thing

      5 years ago

      James

      Rooster Teeth! It is December of 2013. Holy canoodles. Is canoodles a word? It didn't underline it like it's wrong, so I guess it is. LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY.

      I realize that I post a lot of questions for you guys to answer but I haven't given a life-related update in some time. And 2013 is about to wrap, so I figured, hey, why not.

      I can look back one year and say that, in every part of my life, I have 100% improved. Every and any situation is better now than it was then. I have a stable job now. I am enjoying school now. I have a social life! Which, by the way, is kind of exhausting. Like, you really want me to come and see a movie? Because after a week of work and school, I kind of want to do all of one thing Saturday and Sunday: sleep. But it's fun.

      I look back on this year and it's the exact inverse of 2012. I often refer to 2012 as a banner year for "everything that can go wrong." But 2013? 2013 has, compared to previous years, been a banner year for "everything that can go right." I got a good job at a place I really like, with really amazing coworkers. I started up again in school taking classes I am genuinely interested in, things that don't bore me to the point where I fall asleep. I've started taking actual care of myself.I work out, guys. Like for real. But then, of course, comes the pinnacle moment of 2013, the thing that really made it perfect.

      I published a book. Something tangible, something real. Something I put hours upon hours of time and effort into. It may not have been a traditional publishing method, but I can now look over at my bookshelf and see a physical copy of a book that has my name on the spine. I'd been dreaming of that exact moment for almost eleven years. And there were times when I didn't think it would happen. Times I thought I would give up, throw in the towel, discard what I'd done and move on. But I made it through what life threw at me last year, and I came out breathing. And in my hands I brandished a fucking monster of a novel that I took the utmost pride in writing.

      Along the way, since that day I announced the book would be printed, there have been some astounding moments. The initial outpour of support and congratulations from multiple communities. The fact that at every family gathering, it was no longer, "So when are you gonna do something with yourself?" but rather "We just can't believe you were able to do that!" When I couldn't walk into any local building without someone coming to talk to me. I think, though, the most recent moment that just left me floored was when I walked into a nearby McDonald's and had a complete stranger recognize me as "JT Phillips, the mystery author."

      I may not be bestselling. I may not be famous. But I did it, dammit. I took my heart and soul, my dreams and my fears, and I put them down into something. I channeled all of that energy into a story I believed was worth telling. I wrote a book and I took it the extra mile. I made it real.

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      My book sits on a shelf occupied by Ken Kesey and J.K. Rowling. And that's enough for me.

      I salute you, 2013. You made the previous year look like a bitch and you've set a high bar for the next one. Let's see where this road goes.

      EDIT: Funnily enough, I almost missed the fact that today is my six-year anniversary on the site. Six freaking years knowing you assclowns.

      Wouldn't trade it for anything. smiley8.gif

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    • 5 years ago

      James

      In most every US high school, students will undergo what is called required reading. This usually includes, but is not limited to, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Great Gatsby, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, etc. Most of the "required reading books" are from the first half of the 20th century.

      So here's my question for you all: what books of today will become the required reading of 2070?

  • Comments (1050)

    • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PM

      7 years ago

      Merry Christmas and may the force be with you! Always.

    • theiviaster

      7 years ago

      Merry Christmas! :D

    • manofchance FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      hey, I referenced you in a recent episode of The Adventure to kill the ender dragon!

    • SailorTweek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Head Guardian

      7 years ago

      Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! smiley12.gif

    • Strutter

      7 years ago

      You have 1 new personal comment

    • niriall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE META

      7 years ago

      <.< I know nothing.

    • DemonDisaster

      7 years ago

      There should be more alerts.

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    • Warpek RTX Guardian

      7 years ago

      James. Welcome back!

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    • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

      7 years ago

      JAMES
      DUDE
      CLICK THIS.
      WE SHALL SHARE IN THE DELIGHT OF TERRIBLE FILM MOMENTS!
      This isn't spam, this is something you and I will grin and facepalm at.
      Trust me this time.

    • DemonDisaster

      7 years ago

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    • Kellyrenea

      7 years ago

      Oh hey James! I hope you had a good thursday! I hope you enjoy all these comments!

    • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

      7 years ago

      James, you're gonna cave before a week is out. smiley8.gif

      • niriall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE META

        7 years ago

        Im betting hes seen it all but hasnt said anything so we do it more.

    • Kellyrenea

      7 years ago

      Hey there James! Christmas is almost here! Can you believe it? Do you think Santa will leave you presents or just carrots and coal again?

      Maybe if you're extra good this week he'll move you to the nice list.

      • niriall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE META

        7 years ago

        No. Santa is leaving him over 400 messages and comments to go through. :3
        Not including his journals.

    • niriall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE META

      7 years ago

      Found out its not a fracture. Its just a sprain. Its still your fault.

    • niriall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE META

      7 years ago

      Heehee

    • daprophet02

      7 years ago

      This is niriall's fault. She told me to do this. smiley8.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

      • Fizz

        7 years ago

        It's true. Myra's a real little bitch. ;)

    • niriall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE META

      7 years ago

      Just found out its a fracture. THATS NOT FAIR. KARMA IS SUPPOSED TO BALANCE OUT. I HOPE YOURE HAPPY. >.>

    • Drunken_Robot

      7 years ago

      Luck for you I ran out of gifs.
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    • niriall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE META

      7 years ago

      YOU DID THIS TO ME. D: FUCKING KARMA.

    • Kellyrenea

      7 years ago

      Wow it's only Tuesday? Do you miss us yet?

      Can you tell we miss you?

    • DemonDisaster

      7 years ago

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    • SailorTweek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Head Guardian

      7 years ago

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      JINGLE BELLS
      BATMAN SMELLS
      ROBIN LAID AN EGG
      BATMOBILE LOST A WHEEL
      AND THE JOKER GOT AWAY!

    • Kellyrenea

      7 years ago

      Hey James, it's me again. Just wondered how you are?
      How am I? So glad you asked! I'm splendid thank you.

    • DemonDisaster

      7 years ago

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    • theiviaster

      7 years ago

      Man...you're getting owned by us xD
      for sparta!!!!!!!

    • Ayayne458

      7 years ago

      Niriall told me to spam. So...

      SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

    • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PM

      7 years ago

      Sup?

    • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

      7 years ago

      Alright Alright, guys I think he's had enough.

      • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

        7 years ago

        Too many random people.

      • niriall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE META

        7 years ago

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    • Erkan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Take It Easy.... bitches

      7 years ago

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    • ladydonut

      7 years ago

      MOAR SPAM!

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      • Fizz

        7 years ago

        Who said I was trolling? I saw a flaw in her postings and corrected it. That sir, is being called a helpful citizen.

      • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

        7 years ago

        HEY, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
        THAT'S SPAMMAN'S THING!

        The person we're replying to is not a very good troll...
        nor are you smiley5.gif

      • Fizz

        7 years ago

        ur doin it wrong:
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      • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

        7 years ago

        hey, cmon... no ponies.
        Spam intelligently.

    • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

      7 years ago

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      • niriall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE META

        7 years ago

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      • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

        7 years ago

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      • niriall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE META

        7 years ago

        BITCH PLEASE.

      • Lammy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        7 years ago

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    • niriall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE META

      7 years ago

      WHY ARE Y'ALL IN JAMES' BED?
      I CAME BACK FOR THE CLONE WARS POSTER.

      • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

        7 years ago

        ...I dunno.
        It was just kinda layin' around.

      • niriall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE META

        7 years ago

        Oh.
        Wait- whered you get a chainsaw from?

      • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

        7 years ago

        No, lamchopz left.
        I tripped and fell while I was holding a chainsaw.

      • niriall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE META

        7 years ago

        You broke his bed?
        What- where you two having sex in here while I was gone?
        Sheesh. You shouldve told me... Idve brought a camera...

      • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

        7 years ago

        It's okay, i got it.
        But I think I may have broken that picture on the wall..
        and a lamp...
        and his bed...

      • niriall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE META

        7 years ago

        FUCK NO

      • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

        7 years ago

        Niri help meh out! ^^^^

      • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

        7 years ago

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      • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

        7 years ago

        Sorry, my dog ate that. Turns out, he followed me here.

      • Lammy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        7 years ago

        It'S IN THE TOILET. GO AWAY. I'M WATCHING MY SOAPS!!

    • niriall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE META

      7 years ago

      Hey guys, I think you got fruit on my new Meta poster!

      • Lammy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        7 years ago

        but I handed it to you..... WHY ARE YOU BACK HERE?!

    • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

      7 years ago

      Oh, by the way, my friend Nigel, who just happens to be black, called you a racist asshole.

    • Lammy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Oh, there's fruit on your wall now. Not my fault.

      • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

        7 years ago

        Not your fault. Someone put a wall in your way.
        OMG DUDE YOU GOT FRUIT ON MY SHIRT.

    • Lammy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Hey James, I came back with some fruit cuz no offense, you're kinda a pale white dude. You need some color. But then I saw sib SLEEPIN ON YOUR BED!! Can you believe that?!

      I threw the fruits at him to chase him away.

      You're welcome.

      • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

        7 years ago

        WON'T GET RID OF ME ANYTIME SOON.
        MY AWESOME CAT ANDY WILL EAT ALL THE FRUIT.
        Damn, look at the wall..

    • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

      7 years ago

      If it's okay with you,
      I'm gonna post some stuff here now.
      Just, leave some stuff for when you get back.

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    • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

      7 years ago

      SWEET looks like Lamchopz ran out for a food break.
      I'm gonna sleep in your bed if that's okay.
      Hope you don't mind mustard, cookies, and hamburger grease on your sheets, I get hungry.

      • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

        7 years ago

        SORRY I GOT LONELY.
        We can share his bed. I'm sure he wouldn't mind.
        You take the bottom, I take the top.

        DONT WORRY JAMES. MY CAT IS HERE. HE'LL ONLY POOP ON THE BED A LITTLE BIT.

      • Lammy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        7 years ago

        WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?! GTFO!!!

    • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

      7 years ago

      Sorry James, I took that bluray.
      I saw Lamchopz tossin stuff around, and just shoved it into my pants and ran away.
      It's mine now. smiley0.gif
      Merry Christmas.

    • Lammy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Hey, don't worry about the bluray. I don't need it.

    • Lammy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Uh...... About your bluray.....can't find it. i know I left it somewhere.....it was on the floor when I took out the-FUUUUUUUUUUU BRB.

    • niriall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE META

      7 years ago

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    • Lammy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      I really hope you didn't have anything with your name on it.

    • Lammy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Oh, and don't worry about the trash. I threw it out the window. Don't worry, I'm sure no one will notice where it came from.

    • Lammy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      I gave niriall the meta poster, it's fine. The tobuscus one ripped. She has a full poster. I know you were worried about it.

    • Lammy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      I just tried to take out the trash for you. But as I lifted the bag, it ripped and everything went all over the floor. But you didn't have any more trashbags either.

    • niriall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE META

      7 years ago

      Hey! Pass me that one with the Meta on it, will ya?

    • Lammy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Don't worry about the poster, it got so ruined so I threw it away.

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