James Volume III

26 years old
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from Oregon

  • Activity

    • 5 years ago

      James
    • 5 years ago

      James
    • 5 years ago

      James

      If you could say anything to the You from 5 years ago, what would it be?

      It's always fun to look back on our past selves and realize how much we've changed. And I feel like often times we wish we would've known something sooner. So, my friends. What would Present You tell Five Years Ago You?

      For me, I'd tell little 15-and-a-half-year-old James, "Hey. I know you think you don't care about getting your learner's permit, but trust me. Get your learner's permit. It's not cool to be 17-and-a-half without a license, but with a freaking car. Also quit with the chin fuzz, it looks like you've got pubic hairs on your face, you dumb tart.

      Also I love you, make good choices, and for the love of all that is Holy do not make that one pose at Junior Prom."

    • 5 years ago

      James
    • What Would You Say is Your Favorite Quote?

      5 years ago

      James

      For several years now I've kept a little journal that I fill with quotes I like. I often find myself referring to the journal just when I want a collection of quotes that range from inspirational to dreadful, things that could make any day better and quotes that are so painfully true, every time you read it, you can't help but feel something inside of you ache. What I want to know, is what your favorite quote is. I know most people probably don't have a "favorite quote," so if you don't, feel free to just pitch one that you've heard before and it's stuck with you.

      Mine?

      "Around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things, because we're curious... and curiosity leads us down new paths." '“Walt Disney

      YOUR TURN!

    • 5 years ago

      James

      So Halloween happened. I didn't really have time to prepare a costume so I just decided to emulate my favorite fictitious character and be the popular social network known as Bookface:

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      And if you didn't get that reference...

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      10% of the people that saw it understood the initial joke. 50% of that 10% understood where I got it from. I liked those people.

      Halloween 2014?

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    • 5 years ago

      James

      What is your favorite gif of the moment?

      I'd like to say mine is the kids dancing in the inflatable sumo suits, but no. This one takes the win by a fucking YOINK landslide.

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    • 5 years ago

      James

      If it wasn't already obvious, GTA Online has the worst online community. Ever. In Free Roam, the people are all-around assholes who kill you just for the sake of it. In Races, people deliberately fuck you over even if it's just a regular race. Trying to actually coordinate with other players for Missions is damn near impossible because they're too busy doing the fucking stupid jerkoff animation.

      I've never played a game that consisted of so many people that I consider shitstains.

    • 5 years ago

      James

      I finally got around to watching the music video for that What Does the Fox Say. It's times like now that I wish time travel was real, so I could grab a 20-year old from 1913, prop them down in front of a computer with the music video pulled up, and say, "Welcome to the future. Even we don't get how we got here."

    • 5 years ago

      James

      I added another 0 to my password. I should be good.

  • Comments (1050)

    • niriall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE META

      7 years ago

      Oh my god Im laughing so hard right now Lam...

    • Lammy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      As i tried to close your door I tripped but no worries, I grabbed onto a nearby poster and its ripping helped slow me down enough to regain my balance.

    • Lammy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      So.... I'm just gonna go.....take it now.... smiley3.gif

    • Lammy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      I need to borrow your starwars bluray set on account of mine being still shrink wrapped in a bestbuy and not having bought one. That cool?

    • Fizz

      7 years ago

      And did you get it?

    • Fizz

      7 years ago

      They told me to spam you, so in each image/journal comment, I'm going to spam a random letter and together they're gonna make a sentence. So there you go, hope you enjoy the puzzle.

    • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

      7 years ago

      Oh, you're gone for a week, you say?
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      Let the party BEGIN.

    • rtech FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • Jteeth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mandalf, his brother

      7 years ago

      Hmmm leave of absence eh? which would you prefer? Post ponies of post The Bulge? What? No response? Fine I'll let you off this time!

    • TKSeoul FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Geeks and Bleeps

      7 years ago

      <3

    • void165

      7 years ago

      A spamming would not be complete without a RFR!

      (Courtesy of Newbs28)

      Post edited 12/19/11 3:07PM

    • suppi

      7 years ago

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      • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

        7 years ago

        ^ exactly.

      • niriall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE META

        7 years ago

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      • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

        7 years ago

        *bwow...banananabwow...banananabwow...bananana-bwow bow bwow...*

      • niriall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE META

        7 years ago

        YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL. ON. ME.

    • void165

      7 years ago

      Hey how's it goin'? I believe your page needs a few more comments on it. I will help with that!

    • ladydonut

      7 years ago

      This page needs more pictures of ponies.

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      Much better.


      (also, blame niriall for the spam)

    • spectreoffice

      7 years ago

      INDY TOLD ME TO SPAM YOU.
      blame her for everything!

    • manofchance FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

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    • Lynxxon

      7 years ago

      001f1k73

      YO YO!

    • Kempob

      7 years ago

      We've met before. On the internet. Sometime.
      So.
      What's up?

    • Kellyrenea

      7 years ago

      Just checking in! are you doing ok today?? smiley0.gif

    • niriall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THE META

      7 years ago

      Oh hai

    • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PM

      7 years ago

      Sup bro

      • Kempob

        7 years ago

        Sup Bro

    • Charlie8282 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      In reply to JamesKryack, #1:

      Thank you very much, James. i appreciate it smiley13.gif

    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      7 years ago

      I'm going to compile all the strange images that I find and alert spam you with them.

      This will be the best week ever.

    • SuburbanFire FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 3D Modeling

      7 years ago

      Thank you so much for showing me that Left 4 Dead fan-film...it is awesome. Also I'm going to miss you on your 5 day hiatus. Come back soon smiley12.gif

    • Warpek RTX Guardian

      7 years ago

      Do this one next, please. It has so many applications.

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      Edit: Just realized that it's Star Trek, though... I would understand if you didn't KryackMeme it.

      Post edited 12/17/11 1:38AM

    • Warpek RTX Guardian

      7 years ago

      Just so you know, Pana said that this is probably what your fridge looks like:

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      • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

        7 years ago

        That might just be...
        the funniest thing...
        I've ever seen.

        I literally just fell off my bed laughing.

    • Jteeth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mandalf, his brother

      7 years ago

      You just got Bulged:
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    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      7 years ago

      Maybe I ought to give this reddit a try...

    • Warpek RTX Guardian

      7 years ago

      Yet another reason why we're going to get married one day. smiley12.gif

    • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

      7 years ago

      I nominated you for a contest.
      You could win a book of the concept art and "the making of" The Old Republic, signed by the lead writers for the game.
      Just sign up on the site.
      Dude, you would win this NO PROBLEM.

      Post edited 12/11/11 9:07PM

      • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

        7 years ago

        Wow... that's retarded.
        Nobody is going to win that...
        I haven't completed a single character's story in all of the RPs I've done.. or even finished it in my head. I mean, really... like you said, it takes novels to finish it.
        Well, screw them then.
        I'll have to just see what comes with my collector's edition.

      • James Volume III

        7 years ago

        The person messaged me back saying, "The point of this is to tell the character's story in 500 words."

        I'm not even going to bother replying. But my response would be something like, "You're an idiot. As an actual writer, I know that 500 words is enough to do two things: name a character and describe how they look. It takes about 50,000 words to properly put the character in a scenario that shows their worth, and 300,000 words to 'tell the character's story'."

        So, fuck that contest.

      • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

        7 years ago

        THERE YA GO! If you win, you owe me smiley8.gif That's an awesome prize.

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        +1 Respect.

        Post edited 12/11/11 10:20PM

      • James Volume III

        7 years ago

        Well, I did it. Doubt I'll win, summarizing a character developed over 5 books is hard.

      • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

        7 years ago

        Yeah, so? Dude, reading a bit of what you've written, and having story time in TS, I've seen what you can do with 500 words.
        If you really need to, use your awesome writing skill to describe him (appearance, personality, gear, quirks, etc), and then simply link your book, calling it an extra thing "if they'd enjoy seeing more."
        They said they didn't want the history, they just wanted the character and to see your writing skill. Which is smiley13.gif .
        Now GO WIN YOURSELF A BOOK OF EPICOSITY.

        But seriously, might want to hurry. It's due in an hour and a half...
        and make sure to private message it to the person they tell you to.

      • James Volume III

        7 years ago

        The only issue is the limit. 500 words isn't much to express a character. Especially when I've got nearly five books about one guy.

    • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

      7 years ago

      For suffering through the rage inducing gaming sessions, and letting us record them, I promise you this right now...

      Toby will speak the name "JamesKryack."

    • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

      7 years ago

      It's official. I have this planned.
      When you become a teacher, I'll travel to Oregon, and I'll find your exact school and class...
      One day, I'll just walk in, and sit in one of the front seats, as if I'm there every day.
      You think I'd need a pass, and I'd hand it to you, with my name written on it... but lets face it, in the time it takes for you to legally become a teacher and get into the routine, you'll forget my name, and besides, I have one of the most generic names ever. It wouldn't matter.
      I'll write you a pro essay, answer every question you ask right, and impress you more than any other one of your students. Then, on the way out the door at the end of class, I'll make a joke to you, quoting RvB, and as you stand there, squinting at me, thinking you MIGHT just know me, I'll turn and walk out, and whisper "Kryack." You'd gasp and point, and I'd dissapear, the fact not hitting you until it was too late.
      And you'd never see me again after that.
      It'll scare you shitless and make you paranoid that I'll come back. But I won't. And then, the day before you retire, I'll do it again with my youngest cousin. I'd give him a faded Grifball shirt with "Sibwarra" on the back, nearly scratched out, to wear to your class.
      AND THAT SHALL BE THE FINAL STRIKE OF EVIL DOCTOR MOOSE HEAD.

    • theiviaster

      7 years ago

      Here is a quote I would like to share with you. Perhaps you've heard it before,
      "When you learn how to die, you learn how to live"
      That's what keeps me moving forward smiley0.gif

    • MollyJo19 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Hey fellow beav!
      I just wanted to wish you luck on your remaining finals as well as to tell you that I hope your first term here was a success smiley0.gif
      go beavs!

    • theiviaster

      7 years ago

      Hey man, would you mind stopping by my account and solving my latest riddle? XD

    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      7 years ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgAlQuqzl8o

    • Nerduh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      I am curious about the TS voice thing, tell me more. Also, good luck on your finals, I'm right there with you.

      • Nerduh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        7 years ago

        I meant the post you put up in the group about being confident about your vocal abilities. Sorry if I was unclear about that

      • James Volume III

        7 years ago

        Most if not all information in regards to TeamSpeak can be found in the group. I can't say there's anything in there that I could say better.

        And thanks, I've got two left and they shouldn't be all-too murderous.

    • SuburbanFire FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 3D Modeling

      7 years ago

      Currently watching New Hope, thought I should let you know

      Also it's Rifftraxed, so it's extra good

      I have such respect for the original 3 that I don't mind these guys riffing them

      • James Volume III

        7 years ago

        You make me proud, friend. I'm actually extremely excited for December because I will finally get to watch all of the movies on Blu-Ray. Been waiting way too long for this, haha.

    • SuburbanFire FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 3D Modeling

      7 years ago

      Thought you could use this: Toby Turner Dubsteb

      Hope all is well, glad to hear your grandfather is doing ok

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      • SuburbanFire FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 3D Modeling

        7 years ago

        Oh...my...God...you are a pun-genius, bravo god sir

      • James Volume III

        7 years ago

        DUB-BUSCUS!

    • MoltenSlowa

      7 years ago

      How different are you from when you entered college, to now? How much of you has changed for the better?

      • MoltenSlowa

        7 years ago

        So you've gotten the spiel of "High School is different from Middle Zoo", "AP Classes are harder than College Classes", and "College prepares you for the 'real world'" as well, I assume?

      • James Volume III

        7 years ago

        High school teachers who said, "It's all different in college" lied. It's pretty much the same thing, just not the same schedule. And a bit more difficult. Not this drastic change like they portrayed it.

        Also, all the adults who said, "Your college professors are nothing like your high school teachers, they won't accept any excuses for late work." LIES AGAIN. If anything, I'm able to communicate more freely with some of my professors than with my old teachers.

      • MoltenSlowa

        7 years ago

        Congratz. It's always fun to see how people are when they entered college, and how they are after the first semester. FSM knows that I'm totally different from when I entered college to now (1 year+almost 1 semester in).

        Anything about college surprise you or something unexpected happen that you was different from preconceived myths?

      • James Volume III

        7 years ago

        I could make a paper on this, haha, but I'll shorten it down.

        -I no longer underestimate when people say "for every hour of class you have 3 hours of studying." I've never had to slave through works of English until here, but maybe that's because of the classes.

        -Both my eating and sleeping schedule is absolutely screwed up. I eat at irregular hours and sleep whenever I'm not in class, studying, or eating. No more "schedule" to it.

        -Girls are the same.

        -There are an infinite number of things to be social and active. I'm also feeling a lot more confident in my social abilities.

        I would say nothing has changed too drastically for the bad. I definitely feel like I'm in a good place overall. Plus, my philosophy class has made me feel a lot better mentally and psychologically. It's been a fun 10 weeks.

    • MaryFairy

      7 years ago

      Well its about time this happened!

      • James Volume III

        7 years ago

        I KNOW, RIGHT? My own foolishness. Assumed we were friends already!

    • Toku

      7 years ago

      btw after i stopped recording on ts i had a backup program recording MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and this is why im the villain smiley0.gif

    • Warpek RTX Guardian

      7 years ago

      Saw this and thought of you:

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    • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

      7 years ago

      Your request shall be done by tomorrow!
      Last chance to add anything you want...

    • Lynxxon

      7 years ago

      Yo james, whats the word?

    • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

      7 years ago

      GET ON TS DAMNIT. I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

      • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

        7 years ago

        DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.

      • James Volume III

        7 years ago

        Nope.

        Chuck Testa.

    • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

      7 years ago

      Sir, after waiting in line behind 4 people, it is your turn.
      Scribblemando in progress!

    • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

      7 years ago

      Que la fuerza te acompañe

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    • DandySwagg Whatevah

      7 years ago

      I laughed so hard at the end of the battle.
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5hgsE3mBBQ#t=1m5s

    • williams FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Thank you again sir, always great to see a message coming in from you. Yes I believe that would be around the correct time--will be a few weeks for the actual CD to come back from duplication, it wil prolly drop in iTunes earlier. You're gonna pee your pants when you hear some of these tracks on the CD--they are FUN!!! Seriously FUN.

      Thank you again, you are always way too kind.

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