Jayne

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    • 9 years ago

      Jayne
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      Jayne
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      Jayne
    • Easy Solution

      10 years ago

      Jayne

      In which I stumble upon a reason to forgo any and every past and future piece of relationship advice/suggestion.

      P.S. Who has a tanning bed I can borrow?

    • STAR TREK

      10 years ago

      Jayne

      YOU WILL GO SEE IT NOW
      BECAUSE IT IS MADE OF TEN PARTS AWESOME AND ELEVEN PARTS AWESOME PLUS

      When I walked out of Watchmen, I was nodding my head, telling myself that I liked what they had done, yet still had a vague sense of dissatisfaction.

      When I came out of Star Trek, I had both my fists triumphantly in the air, my face a mad visage of joyful vindication.

      WOOOOOOO!!!!!

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      P.S. Okay, one teeny gripe/spoiler, even though it had me laughing my ass off: When they're going to warp, and Sulu essentially forgets to "take the parking brake off?" EVEN IN THE FUTURE, ASIANS CAN'T DRIVE!!! smiley4-ul.gif

    • Dammit, Jim

      10 years ago

      Jayne

      Say what you will about the new Star Trek movie (I myself am bracing for disaster but hoping to awesome), but they did a great job casting the new Leonard McCoy.

    • The Japanese

      10 years ago

      Jayne

      Their marketing is light years ahead of American counterparts.
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    • Let's Play!

      10 years ago

      Jayne

      Perhaps it is old, but that would just make it a classic. Give it at least a chapter or two. there's funny to be had!

      Let's Play Animal Crossing!
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    • No Sex Tonight

      10 years ago

      Jayne
      I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
      much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
      never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

      FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
      bed.

      Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
      like it, I just want you to hold me."

      I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

      So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
      "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
      to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
      by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
      the bedroom?"

      Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

      The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
      her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
      unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
      several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
      take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
      compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
      went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
      earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was
      one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
      she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
      tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
      She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
      Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
      dear, let's go to the cashier."

      I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
      like it."

      Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
      WHAT?"

      I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
      just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
      your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
      was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
      not for the things I buy you?"

      Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

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  • Comments (333)

    • Razzy

      10 years ago

      NH has decided to shelve everything for now rather than continue the discussion to add language the Governor wanted added to the bill.

      So that's all been put on hold, although there's still hope that it will be passed and signed during their current session.

    • Razzy

      10 years ago

      I thought they HAD gone for an amendment (banning gay marriage) and that was what the Iowa Supreme Court just overturned .... by unanimous vote.

    • Razzy

      10 years ago

      Apparently, Iowa doesn't have a "ballot initiative" option like in California or other states. From what I've been reading, this appears to be the final word in that state.

    • oldie

      10 years ago

      Sup Soup ?

    • breakbread

      10 years ago

      K

      Post edited 12/26/08 12:06AM

    • breakbread

      10 years ago

      You're my 3rd favorite Asian.

      Number one favorite Taiwanese.

    • Razzy

      10 years ago

      Bookmarked to read later. Have to get busy and earn some money over here.

      I think the next project should be how to overturn Prop. 8 in Calif.

      Also:

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      Post edited 11/10/08 8:55AM

    • Tinuvielle

      10 years ago

      Yeah, I'm going to start using mine but as sleepwear.

    • Razzy

      10 years ago

      Yes, yes, I know. Heave, ho!!! Pull him to the left!!!!!

    • PrivatePiles

      10 years ago

      [quote[ can I have brian's job when he moves on from it?
      You want unemployment?

    • DSchneider

      10 years ago

      Nice. I'll be there this afternoon.

    • Tinuvielle

      10 years ago

      Yeah, but details of what?

    • dan_omac

      10 years ago

      Yeah. So whats new with you?

    • dan_omac

      10 years ago

      FEEL THE WRATH OF MY ADDICTION

    • Tinuvielle

      10 years ago

      I currently don't have any plans to go back, but I certainly wouldn't mind if I did. :)

    • Tinuvielle

      10 years ago

      Taiwan was awesome! I miss it. There's a ton of good food there and everything is super cheap.

    • dan_omac

      10 years ago

      Franny and Zooey is a novel that is broken into two parts, named Franny and Zooey. Imagine that. The story centers around Frances "Franny" Glass and her elder brother of 5 years Zachary Martin "Zooey" Glass.

      Basically, it has to do with a weekend that Franny comes home from college to visit and essentially have a mental breakdown. the story Franny has to do with her first arriving home and going on a date with her boyfriend Lane, and what happens on that. Then the story Zooey has to do with her actually break down and Zooey trying to help her through it. I would definitely recommend you read it. Especially if you like Salinger and his style of writing.

    • Tinuvielle

      10 years ago

      Everything always needs more bacon!

    • p3ngu1n

      10 years ago

      it's that stupid madonna & justin timberlake song
      and i needed a title for my journal entry that wasn't along the lines of "i'm better than all of you"

    • p3ngu1n

      10 years ago

      OH YEAH?
      WELL NO ONE LIKES YOU

    • Taketoshi

      10 years ago

      forget? that's how I start off

    • oldie

      10 years ago

      These belong to me :

      2003 Dyna

      and

      2007 Heritage (on far left)

      That is my buddy"s bike in the middle. It used to look like this .

    • Jericho941

      10 years ago

      Didn't you know?

      I am comprised of fail.

    • Taketoshi

      10 years ago

      do like hobos do


      drink myself stupid and fall asleep in a ditch?

    • oldie

      10 years ago

      real bikers? or yuppie mid-life crisis bikers with their shiny Harley-brand bikes and still-fresh-smelling leather jackets?


      HEY, I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK !!!

    • p3ngu1n

      10 years ago

      i would like some more speed, in addition to not being completely dead at the end of the run.
      the race i'm doing in 2 months is 4 miles. i'm pretty surpirsed how fast i was able to progress to that distance from only running 1 mile.

      i'll probably max my distance out at 5 miles. i don't like running so much that i want to do it for hours on end.

    • microphone

      10 years ago

      5. There is always a five.


      This means we must be friends.

    • dan_omac

      10 years ago

      Actually I was off reading with the browser open, so i wasn't even lurking.

    • RDM

      10 years ago

      gay asian porn

    • Jericho941

      10 years ago

      You never left my watchlist, noob.

    • Seraph_Six

      10 years ago

      You is back?!
      I'm like never here...

    • Jabberwocky

      10 years ago

      ah, okay, so it's not just transdimensional precognitive deja vu.

      to be fair, i was a bit of a conceited ass, so I ask for a smidge of forgiveness if offense was taken.
      See you in The Bar some time.


      You were alright. The biggest asses were SMM and Killgreys and such. I don't remember you being much of an ass to me in particular, so I thought you were pretty cool.

    • Jabberwocky

      10 years ago

      hey, we used to be friends, right? in the bar, yes?


      We talked to each other.

      But I don't know if I was ever cool enough to make it to your friend's list.

    • Jefferoo

      10 years ago

      Ah yes I chill in zee BAR and get very very durnk and wake up resting in blubbery shame

    • Starburst

      10 years ago

      Yes. I raeped him to death.

      What a way to go.

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      10 years ago

      OHYAH

      Friend Request. Gamertag add as well.

    • dan_omac

      10 years ago

      Yeah, I've been partially successful on creating a life outside the internet. It scares me :|

    • Adul

      10 years ago

      Convenience is not the issue.

      This is the issue.

    • dan_omac

      11 years ago

      HOW DARE YOU COME BACK WITHOUT INFORMING ME

      <3

    • Voshterkoff

      11 years ago

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    • Nixorbo

      11 years ago

      Is that Jayne? Is that really him? Wash - pinch me, I must be dreamin'!

    • Razzy

      11 years ago

      Also, you evidently just missed Lixie. She's over in Taiwan for a month.

    • Razzy

      11 years ago

      Gasp!!!!!

      * Keels over from shock *

    • RDM

      11 years ago

      I would like to invite you to the pants party.

    • Skudly

      12 years ago

      Hey.

      Remember when we were friends?

      We were cool.

      Remember the bar?

      Remember how hated I was?

      I miss your asian influence.

    • RDM

      13 years ago

      Dear Soup,

      If by chance you ever sign on again and see this, please know that I miss your sexxy asian ass.

    • Natalyaold

      13 years ago

      Ditto - where are you?!

    • Charliez

      13 years ago

      WHERE ARE YOU?!

    • Skudly

      13 years ago

      Last signed in: 3 days ago

      wut.

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