Jazzomancer

Male
from Medford, OR

  • Activity

    • Damn

      8 years ago

      Jazzomancer

      I forgot I had an account on this site

    • "back to tits"

      9 years ago

      Jazzomancer

      My friend just told me this. I feel inspired

    • I'm Waiting and Fading and Floating Away

      9 years ago

      Jazzomancer

      Music fucking rocks (redundant).

    • Blowing Shit Up

      9 years ago

      Jazzomancer

      I've been telling people they need to blow shit up. What ever question they have, I saw blow shit up. "I'm questioning humanity as a whole, what should I do?"
      Blow shit up
      "I don't know who to write about in english, who should I write it on?"
      Blow shit up
      "I have a weird rash, and a burning discharge, what should I do?"
      Blow shit up.
      "Where is the movie Theater?"
      Blow shit up
      It's a very simple, yet life changing, experience to do. The more you do it, the more sated your soul becomes. Repeat until you reach Nirvana.
      People are very confused when i tell them to blow shit up. Some saying it has no relevance, or that's it's reducing God's word to simian type response (Don't judge me, I just said that God blew shit up to make us, and then told us that our life revolved around blowing shit up, and Jesus said 'Blow shit up', and then we all die because god and satan we're blowing shit up on our plane of existence.) Bullshit I say. Blowing shit up is an amazing experience. I'm assuming these same people have never blown shit up, and thus need to be taught.
      Here is a guide to blow shit up.

      1.) Get shit

      2.) Put something that will blow said shit up underneath said object with a wick on it.

      3.) Lit wick

      4.) Watch shit Blow up

      5.) Shit is blown up

      6.) Repeat until enlighten/dead. Which ever first (Both are rather quick)

      Everyone who has read this is now capable of blowing shit up. It's not fancy, but it gets the job done.
      Now go, blow shit up.

    • These are my shoes!

      9 years ago

      Jazzomancer

      So far, in my short life, I've seen my fair share of things. I've been alive 19 years so far, and at this point, I feel older then dirt. My soul feels ancient, and my mind seems to be tearing my spirit from my body. I shouldn't feel this tired. Not physically, but mentally and spiritual. I feel ancient, and not in a good way. Nothing seems to rejuvenate me. Music used to do so, but it seems to not do so anymore. It almost feels like this is some sort of impending sign of doom, or if the true balance of things wants me dead, but at the same time I've escaped death more then a few times (Mostly out of sheer dumb luck). I can't help but feel my time was long ago, and I somehow escaped it. This feeling is burrowing into my skull, and it feels as if my non-physical form is rotting. I know I'm stronger than this, but it's being too constant too ignore. Any idea what the fuck is going on? xD

    • Avatars.

      9 years ago

      Jazzomancer

      My old xbox live avatar was just one that kind of looked like me. I thought, "Fuck it, this is supposed to be a game world, why make it realistic?" This is how I got my new avatar, Black Lincoln. Enjoy it.

    • Fall Out 3

      9 years ago

      Jazzomancer

      Biggest Dick Move Possible? A fully Repaired Fat Man. My heavy weapon's is at 30, and it does 999 damage. Win. I don't know how much it does at 100 heavy weapons, but i'm guessing it could do major damage to Liberty Prime :P

    • Tommy Emmanuel

      9 years ago

      Jazzomancer

      I just saw him in concert about an hour ago. The following things happened.

      - I cried twice in one night. That has never happened to me before.

      - My voice is out from cheering

      - My hands are numb from clapping

      - My mind is blown from the awesomness

      - My face is melted off form the intensity of it

      - My ears got penetrated by sweet, sweet perfection. They made love to each other

      -The best day of my life.

      Yup
      Watch him live if you ever can, it will literally change your life.

    • Torture Me

      10 years ago

      Jazzomancer

      Right now, I'm constantly listening to red hot chili peppers, and I'm still in awe. Flea has been an inspirations for years...Then I got the CD stadium arcadium. I knew this man could rip shit, but GOD DAMN! His bass must be screaming Torture Me when he thought of the bass line for that song, because he destroys that bass in a musically awesome way. Every song on that CD is amazing, and has an amazing bass line, and guitar part (Especially Snow). Flea has Jazz roots, and funk roots, and thank god too. Tell Me Baby and Hump De Bump are some of the funkiest thing's I've heard.

      I don't care if this is fan-boyish, but I'm a musician. It's an amazing album, and everyone should buy it now!
      Sure, I just spent the last 5 minutes letting the RHCP jack off in my face/writing this, but it doesn't matter. Buy it damnit!

  • Comments (148)

    • TrePVox

      9 years ago

      Dude, I don't blame you Mark VI's are totally where its at. how bout the mouthpiece, ligature, and reeds?

    • stupidsmart

      9 years ago

      i heard that motherfucker had like thirty god damn dicks

    • MidoriUchiha

      9 years ago

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    • MidoriUchiha

      9 years ago

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    • MidoriUchiha

      9 years ago

      idk just put in my full name
      olivia danielle downing

    • MidoriUchiha

      9 years ago

      just talking 2 ppl on this and face book
      needs 2 hop in the shower

    • MidoriUchiha

      9 years ago

      well find time 2 strip!

    • Kremhilde

      9 years ago

      Hello. How are you?

    • Kremhilde

      10 years ago

      Allo, how goes life?

    • ryucon

      10 years ago

      You got a 142,xxx Mark VI....and paid nothing.....I wonder if I can go back to high school all over again at your school.....

    • Kremhilde

      10 years ago

      yeah, and it gives me a break from my 5 other subjects.

    • Kremhilde

      10 years ago

      Yeah, well Bela palyed the original Dracula and Vincent price did like every horror film in the 60s. In stuff like The House on Haunted Hill. Etc. And when he didn't star he nararted. lol.

    • Kremhilde

      10 years ago

      Thanks and yeah.
      Besides I feel that if I'm supposed to teach students what I feel is important in film I have to introduce them to actours like Vincent Price and Bela Lugosi who made a huge impact on horror movies to this day

    • Kremhilde

      10 years ago

      Digging the sword! :D

      Yeah I like swords. Though me mum won't let me have any so I tend to use my brothers.
      I can kick pretty much anyone I know's arse with even just wooden ones or kendo sticks.
      Of course I guess that comes from havign a gf who was a fencing instructor

    • Kremhilde

      10 years ago

      Haha nice.
      I'm supposed to be teaching some students anyways but I'm just making them watch some vintage horror movies. lol
      and in answer to your comment on my profile, she died of cancer. She had had it the entire time we dated and was in remisson till it came back suddenly and killed her

      Post edited 7/20/09 6:10PM

    • Kremhilde

      10 years ago

      By the way if you want to see what she looked like, I just posted the only pic I have left of her.

    • Kremhilde

      10 years ago

      There are no pics of her up.
      All the ones of the girl in the reddish hair are me.
      and no prob
      (sorry for delay RT is being a bitch to me right now)

    • Kremhilde

      10 years ago

      Thanks, And actually my name is Kathleen, Katrina is my ex girlfriend who made this account but died weeks later so I took it over since I had had an account before. I haven't had the heart to change the name yet and I can't change the age of course. lol
      I hope so too about the friendship.
      (To change the message go under edit profile and to the bottom space which will say title)

    • Kremhilde

      10 years ago

      And about the sponsorship, no prob ^_^

    • Kremhilde

      10 years ago

      Cool. And nerds are the best. Of course I'm a majour nerd so that might be why I think so. lol. (Seriously I'm the type of gal who would rather kick a guys arse at video games or read comics that liek go to the mall or something)
      I admire people who can go for the music. I believe music is important in life.
      It goes alright here.
      As for what kinda of person I am, let's see...
      I'm a bi geeky punk female artist/writer who teaches a few students her own age about things many adults don't know and who hangs out with Japanese people and sometimes goes for a hike just to get away from the ignorance around me.

      lol
      Sorry for ranting so much. Haven't met new people in awhile.

    • Kremhilde

      10 years ago

      xD Buttfuck?

      yeah one of my friends noticed it and showed me. Made me laugh at least. Though sometimes I do correct stuff like that but only to things I like. lol

    • Kremhilde

      10 years ago

      Hey thanks for accepting the friend request. You just seemed pretty cool so I thought I'd like to get to know you. smiley0.gif
      I'm Kat by the way.
      nice to meet you.

    • ryucon

      10 years ago

      Cool, you got a VI! Fantastic horns, better then any current made (though there are great new horns too...made by Selmer). What's the serial number (just the first two or three digits, never give out the exact number except for insurance companies....so ###,xxx) and if you don't mind my asking, how much did you spend....or who did you have to kill......or both

    • vincentvalo

      10 years ago

      Awesome, welll....i have many more, and most of them are listed in my fave games on my profile, but im a huge fan of halo, zelda, tales of (abyss, legendia, etc), oblivion, and many more.
      Yeah, I have AIM, vincentvalo
      But i'm going to get some sleep for tonight, so go ahead and add me, and if you ever see me online, just let me know you're from RVB :]

    • vincentvalo

      10 years ago

      hahah Well, at least you're honest smiley6.gif

      Indeed they are a great band. So you said you're a gamer, what are some of your fave's? smiley1.gif

    • vincentvalo

      10 years ago

      lol
      very interesting question.
      I'm a huge journey fan :]
      why?

    • vincentvalo

      10 years ago

      hahaha i would say that i'm curious.

    • MidoriUchiha

      10 years ago

      lmao yes

    • vincentvalo

      10 years ago

      Awesome, I wish you luck on your musical endeavour smiley0.gif

      lol. Now that we're on that subject....something you'd like to say? smiley6.gif

    • vincentvalo

      10 years ago

      haha. nice smiley8.gif

      I play video games, take pictures, and act smiley1.gif and that is also what i like to do.
      Who I would like to do..well that's a little more personal smiley8.gif

    • MidoriUchiha

      10 years ago

      lmao

    • MidoriUchiha

      10 years ago

      you could cover up with a blanket

    • vincentvalo

      10 years ago

      umm. I'm myranda :D lol
      who are you o.o

    • MidoriUchiha

      10 years ago

      its ok
      white can be good you glow in the dark

    • vincentvalo

      10 years ago

      thanks for the photo comments smiley0.gifsmiley12.gif

    • MidoriUchiha

      10 years ago

      the secret is 2 get a tan

    • chrissy3c

      10 years ago

      lol close..it's solid wood.
      yepp i was in the colorguard. but i only marched with the band in high school.outside of high school i was in a much more fun part of it.

    • MidoriUchiha

      10 years ago

      lol
      strip

    • MidoriUchiha

      10 years ago

      i dont kno wether 2 let you strip or tell u

    • MidoriUchiha

      10 years ago

      lolz

    • MidoriUchiha

      10 years ago

      lol i kno wat you mean but yea kno.......
      just a little secret
      i got a little bit of a tan
      now the sun reflecting of me dosnt blind ppl

    • andstuff

      10 years ago

      thanks
      :)

    • andstuff

      10 years ago

      oh, my band is called "Down to the Wire". Its a punk/ska band. i play trumpet

    • andstuff

      10 years ago

      nice zombie group

    • andstuff

      10 years ago

      probably Streetlight Manifesto. i love halo and love music, so the picture kinda fits with who i am.

    • pgw_chaos FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Yeah, I have a C-More CRW reflex sight. Which is pretty nice. (I got it through a deal from FN)

    • pgw_chaos FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      It is a very nice firearm; it is very easy to aim, and has no recoil.

    • Jazzomancer

      10 years ago

      In reply to rawker94, #-1:

      Any time :P

    • rawker94

      10 years ago

      thnx :]

    • rowdysme FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      cool. we have a ton of festivals/competitions/events this year. i go to creswell, south of eugene.
      were going to reno jazz fest in the spring, its gonna be cool. we have like 3 festivals in two weeks right before it.

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