JediJesus87

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  • Activity

    • 8 years ago

      JediJesus87
    • 8 years ago

      JediJesus87
    • Lost count a long time ago.

      8 years ago

      JediJesus87

      Today, I had to go to another drivers safety course/safety briefing in which you get all these fun slide shows which are pretty much repackaged and smacked with a seal of approval. If you've been through one, you've literally been through them all. I had been through the same drivers safety course for my, what, fourth time now? So I was a tad bit unenthusiastic when they were airing all the videos. Keep in mind almost every single one is an over dramatic commercial showing teenage kids on their phones getting violently murdered because they were text talking or because they didn't wear seat belts.

      One of the commercials had this couple holding hands in the back of the car. The boyfriend reaches for something in the front seat and suddenly the car he's in strikes another one. After the whole Slow mo glass flying everywhere everyone gets fucked up scene stops I realized that the kid technically murdered two people with his ass since his body was flying around and crunching people in the car. What really irked me was they were playing some rock-ish techno song in the background with the repeating lyrics of "rock your body, rock your body body" making the whole damn thing awkward and inappropriate for something showcasing slow motion death. The bad part is that is what actually kind of catchy.

      Of course, the instructor walks over to me and asks "What was the first thought that popped into your head?"

      My well thought out reply was "Am I the only one who feels like dancing?"

    • Well, it's only one...

      9 years ago

      JediJesus87

      Ever watch those old Looney Toon cartoons when that tiny pebble hits the mountain and ends up being a gigantic monstrous snowball that ends up rolling over a town and taking the lives of all the inhabitants, not really having any moral afterthought of ending the lives of women and children? Yeah, that little pebble was my aunt finding out how to use that magical shine box we call the computer and then facebook. After sending me a friend request, she then taught everyone in the family to use facebook and now, within a weeks time span, I am now friends with every single member of my family on facebook. I may be wrong, maybe they're going to get real classy and make one for their pets. 'Scuze me while I throw things around the room.

    • Shit.

      9 years ago

      JediJesus87

      www.imdb.com/news/ni0730373/

      In the official press release, Amy Pascal, Co-Chairman of Sony Pictures and Chairman of Sony Pictures Entertainment Motion Picture Group, announced that Pattinson would not only be assuming the role of Peter Parker and his alter-ego, Spider-Man, in Spider-Man 4, but also in Spider-Man 5 and in a spin-off film to be announced at a later date.


      Wait, who?

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      Oh, fuck that noise.

    • Dear Marines

      9 years ago

      JediJesus87

      The ones outside my window, you know, your whole "it's after hours but fuck it" group. Yeah, the nice sized group of you singing Jason Mraz and keeping me up when I have to wake up at four in the morning. I'm not saying that a bunch of dudes singing together is gay (especially not saying that to the guys that could murder me in about two seconds), I mean I sing cadence every day but right now you're seriously 12 pairs of roller blades away from a pride parade. Stop it. Go back to bed.

    • 9 years ago

      JediJesus87
    • You gay, private?

      9 years ago

      JediJesus87

      So yeah, graduated from Jackson and wanted to pop in before I head to AIT and tell a quick story. So when we have mail call we gather about fifty people around one drill sergeant and make a shit load of noise while letters are being thrown at us. Ninjen13 sent me a letter while I was at basic and put pooh bear stickers on the back of it. The DS gets a hold of it, looks at the hand writing and says "Wow, this looks like a guys handwriting, there's even winnie the pooh stickers on the back, private, are you gay?"

      Now, all I heard was mumble mumble, private mumble mumble. I respond with "Yes, drill sergeant?" and proceed to out myself in front of forty something guys because I can't be intelligent and sit in the front row. My career has gotten off to a fabulous start.

  • Comments (17820)

    • PhantomMaul

      8 years ago

      apparently gay rats are different from gay humans?

    • lulrus

      8 years ago

      SKIPPITY DIPPITY SKYPE

    • sarlume FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      I swear I'm not really intending to wait until you hound me about my journal! RL loves to show me around as much as it can, and time will run away with me too. smiley3.gif I hope you're doing well.

    • your_funeral

      8 years ago

      To illustrate how bass-ackwards this town is, there are at least two arts and design colleges in the area and most chicks want very little or nothing to do with soldiers. Most of them are liberal. In fact, I can find few attractive, intelligent chicks my age in this state or even outside of it who aren't liberal. Wouldn't be a huge deal-breaker but apparently conservatism is for them. And the chicks who aren't liberal are hyper conservative, which almost always means that they were brought up in fundamentalist Christian households. Either way, ugh.

      Savannah isn't so much a military town. Yes, the base is right in the middle of it, but were the Army to pack up and leave Savannah, it would still very much thrive. It's more like a town that happens to have a ton of soldiers in it, but not much would change if we left.

    • lulrus

      8 years ago

      Skype. Seriously important.

    • Ninjen13

      8 years ago

      WES! Stop ruining it!

    • Ninjen13

      8 years ago

      That's why you are the raddest person I know

    • Ninjen13

      8 years ago

      Jan doesn't know how to photoshop

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      8 years ago

      IF YOU WANT ME TO MOD EVERYTHING ON THIS PAGE SO JAN CAN SEND YOU A HORRIBLY PHOTOSHOPPED SCREENCAP OF HER MOD HISTORY PAGE WITH TODD AND MY MOD POINTS, I CAN.

    • JediJesus87

      8 years ago

      YOUR EARTH MAN COMMANDS YOU

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      8 years ago

      YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME

    • JediJesus87

      8 years ago

      POWER OFF, ROBOT

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      8 years ago

      WAT

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      8 years ago

      Wes, I know that's you.


      Wat.

    • Ninjen13

      8 years ago

      nope it was Todd lol

    • JediJesus87

      8 years ago

      Wes, I know that's you.

    • Ninjen13

      8 years ago

      btw, its not gay if you are establishing dominance

    • Ninjen13

      8 years ago

      when did you change your name? I liked todd better

    • Ninjen13

      8 years ago

      oh we both know you'd be the pitcher

    • Ninjen13

      8 years ago

      Look, I know about you and him.
      I'm cool with it.

    • lulrus

      8 years ago

      Yeah.

    • lulrus

      8 years ago

      Really what? You're surprised the mods deleted it? I'm not. I figured that would happen.

    • Ninjen13

      8 years ago

      It's cute that you think that I ask questions of her anymore.


      I'm glad you have finally accepted it.

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      8 years ago

      Jan31, bitch.

      Though I'm not quite sure why he got me a 25th anniversary disc when I turned 24...

    • monheadman

      8 years ago

      Awwwwwwwwwwww!

      Spanks!!!!!!

      <3
      Spanks!!!!!!
      Spanks


      wut

    • lulrus

      8 years ago

      yeah, get on Skype

    • Izzi

      8 years ago

      In reply to JediJesus87:

      I'd like to think I'm the Unicorn Princess.

    • Izzi

      8 years ago

      In reply to JediJesus87:

      Positive attitude.

    • Izzi

      8 years ago

      In reply to JediJesus87:

      Well I'm certainly hoping others don't.

    • Izzi

      8 years ago

      In reply to JediJesus87:

      Stay safe then!

    • Izzi

      8 years ago

      In reply to JediJesus87:

      No, I'm still trying to catch up with missed journals and stuff.

    • Izzi

      8 years ago

      In reply to JediJesus87:

      Got around to what?

    • Ninjen13

      8 years ago

      extra love

    • Ninjen13

      8 years ago

      Awwwwwwwwwwww!

      Spanks!!!!!!

      <3

    • Ninjen13

      8 years ago

      Awwwwwwwwwwww!

      Spanks!!!!!!

      <3

    • Ninjen13

      8 years ago

      Awwwwwwwwwwww!

      Spanks!!!!!!

      <3

    • Ninjen13

      8 years ago

      MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • PhantomMaul

      8 years ago

      yes, you can transfer into the empire army

    • PhantomMaul

      8 years ago

      I didn't even know there was a contest. One of the games I liked on Facebook just asked me to vote in the deathmatch and I was bored so i did.

    • GWChupaCabra

      8 years ago

      I could make it....no problem, I'm to lazy.

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      8 years ago

      Yeah. The one day Top Posts updates, we get this shit.

    • PhantomMaul

      8 years ago

      the identity disc. they sell one. my sis grabbed it down at disney store

    • sarlume FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Maaaaybe...

      Meh, journals always take a while for me to update as of late. I really don't know why. Even dA doesn't see a journal from me terribly often, and I'm most always on it. ^^; Maybe with me working at home and with the computer perpetually on I'll post a journal or two before you beat me to the punch for once. smiley0.gif

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      8 years ago


      gl0ry11_realdesmond@yahoo.co.uk
      My name is glory i saw your profile
      today at redvsblue.com and became intrested in you,i
      will also like to know you more,and
      if you can send an email to my email
      address,i will give you my pictures
      here is my email address
      (gl0ry11_realdesmond@yahoo.co.uk) I believe we
      can move from here! Awaiting for your
      mail to my emai1_ address above.
      Miss glory
      PLS PLS CONTACT ME DIRECTLY TO MY EMAIL

      (gl0ry11_realdesmond@yahoo.co.uk)


      Go for it, dude.

    • Ninjen13

      8 years ago

      Yep, I get to keep bear blowjob on my page, huh?


      You didn't complain like I did!

    • PhantomMaul

      8 years ago

      yes, it indeed hit crazy stairs

    • monheadman

      8 years ago

      It's not exactly interesting. Felt good to rub it in the faces of kids at the time. Now it doesn't bother me.

    • Ninjen13

      8 years ago

      ilu2

    • Ninjen13

      8 years ago

      Listen here JediJesus87.....

      okay, NOW is the time to admit . . . "I got nothin....."

    • lulrus

      8 years ago

      well Dante looks like this now...

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      and it makes me a sad panda

      Looks like Adam Lambert.

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