Jehuty

Male
from Vrompton Rockcity, BC

  • Activity

    • A List Of Ninja Gaiden Black Rules.

      13 years ago

      Jehuty

      1. Any male ninja that is not you is evil. Any female ninja is there to help.
      2. Bats will forgo their natural habitat so they can sleep in bright tunnels and other well lit places so they can get in the way of your shurikans.
      3. No matter how legendary the ninja sword, it can not break through wood or the chain of nunchuku.
      4. Orbs are your friend's. If you squeeze two together, they make the bad people go away.
      5. Enough money can make even a weapon that was made out of a dragon's tooth better, should you find someone who will take said money to pound it three times with a hammer.
      6. Golden Scarabs are legendary items with special power, feel free to give them away to get a few items you'll probably never use anyways.
      7. Looks can be decieving, if it's a statue, it might be a bad guy. Or hell it might even be a merchant.
      8. Prices are non-negotiable. Hundreds or even thousands of souls per item. No discounts. (No wonder you're his only customer)
      9. Swing that deadly bladed flail around, slap it across your chest a few times, it doesn't hurt one bit (RubA535?).
      10. A ninja will always have shurikans, always.
      11. No matter how many units are lost in a dark alleyway, the military will still send the mandatory three soldiers to the same spot.
      12. Fiends are dangerous to everyone, yet never warrent a full blown military operation.
      13. If it as a wide open area, chances are you're going to be locked in and ambushed.
      14. A Super Ninja is no match for a bouncer of a club.
      15. Xbox's possess healing powers.
      16. Much like Dragon Ball Z, you cannot be harmed while charging up fire balls.
      17. Bosses have one weakness, just one.
      18. When Fighting Ninjas:
      -Remember they do not have magical powers like you.
      -Remember they do, although, have unlimited exploding shurikans that can hurt in certain areas.
      -Remember that said shurikans will always head straight for your weapon if you're guarding, and straight for your ass if you are not.
      19. When Fighting Soldiers:
      -These soldiers are nimble, even if they are robot soldiers (on hard), and can do back flip kicks with style and ease.
      -You're thin piece of steel or wooden stick can block bullets.
      -You're thin piece of steel or wooden stick CANNOT block certain punches.
      20. When Fighting Fiend Cats:
      -Just because their head is off, does not mean that their headless corpse can not be used to build a combo to take off a few more heads.
      -When in doubt, dodge. Fiend cats, as swift and as cunning as they are, are unable to track a rolling target.
      -Do not try and pet the Fiend cats, for they will surely rip your face off.
      21. When Fighting Flying Fish:
      -Run
      -If you're bitten by one, many will follow.
      -If you're bitten by many, panic and press every button screaming: "OH GOD WHY?!?!!" and hope you are not killed by small lacerations.
      22. When Fighting Large Zombies:
      -Just because their head is off, does not mean they cannot use -you- to build a combo and take your head off.
      -Just because their head is off, does not mean they cannot shoot a bow with perfect accuracy.
      -If they hold their head (or previously headed area), they are about to attempt to get to second base.
      23. Do not worry about laundry or cleaning walls, all blood comes complete with neuralizing agent to dissintigrate the blood in a few seconds.
      24. All researchers are looking in the wrong direction, only a ninja can find the Holy Grail.
      25. It's a good thing all researchers can't find it, the Holy Grail can potential animate large skeletal remains.
      26. No amount of bug-off in the world could help you on some parts.
      27. If a worm is in water, it -must- be electircal
      28. Two is always better than one.
      29. All ninjas know how to operate trains.
      30. When a ninja gets serious, he wears rubber.
      31. A good ninja will always wear a scarf.
      32. If doors open horizontally, always strut through like you own the place.
      33. If doors open vertically, always roll through.
      34. Smoke bombs sound effective, but so does poking someone in the eye.
      35. If you have to go there, it's dangerous. Period.

      This is just the start of a grand list. I'll possibly try other games as well.
      If you have any additions to the list, post them here.

    • Got this in an email.

      13 years ago

      Jehuty

      Little Emily was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.
      Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked,
      "What are you up to there, Emily?
      "My goldfish died," replied Emily tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
      The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?
      Emily patted down the last heap of earth then replied,
      "That's because he's inside your fucking cat."

      Funny no? Or is it just me tired as F word?....yeah it's probably that.
      First one to post here saying "F word!" gets 6 mods

    • "I am job!"

      13 years ago

      Jehuty

      ^^^Ten mods to who can name what movie that line is from.

      Ten mods to whoever find me the lmaosine, because I'm lazy and don't want to search.

    • Congrats

      13 years ago

      Jehuty

      To all the winners of Round Three, 4/5 of you are now in my pictures, the fifth is decided to not go, and I cried.

    • Round Three

      13 years ago

      Jehuty

      Still.
      Some people have messaged me with questions, and I think that's a great idea for....well ideas.

      New poetry here at the bottem, for those who care, I think I'm going to make a book.

      SNPR RFL!

    • Round Three

      13 years ago

      Jehuty

      Avatar Contest

      Post em here or in Sharku's whichever, I'll find em.
      I judge the like five or some that I like most.
      Simple eh?

    • I Are Round Three

      13 years ago

      Jehuty

      And I wish people would hurry up and find the hidden phrase.

      And no it's not here, go back to Sharku's.

      If you're not here from that, that's cool too.

      Now let me finish nursing this pepsi/halo hang-over.

    • Last Hour Of The Last Day Of Work

      13 years ago

      Jehuty

      Schools out.
      Drama crew bbq was fun.
      I'm renewed.
      New Poetry.
      Go check it out in the Poetry Thread (duh). Now.
      I want to be a RVB whore.
      .Quote my latest poem to recieve twenty mods.
      That's all.

    • My own.

      13 years ago

      Jehuty

      Preformed this for a coffee house today. It's a slam (obviously) that I wrote.
      ENJOY

      Realistic Perfect Love
      She told me she loved me...
      AND I LAUGHED IN HER FACE!
      HA!
      HA!
      HA!
      Because even though that moment put forth perfection so predominate it put all other perfected predicaments to shame,
      And the sun, in gods name, stalled in the sky for sixty seconds so she could share her feelings with me at that serpantine sunset that streched out for centuries,
      And those god damn persistent people that always seemed to place themselves in all the wrong places ceased to exist for those sixty seconds,
      But I knew something she didn't.
      I was the flaw in this perfection.
      Oh and HOW I told her...
      I told her that her loving me was like a peanut-butter and poched egg pancake.
      And to wake up to that every morning would be worse than having an artery severed with safety scissors.
      I yelled at her that I wanted her like the WORST part of hell,
      and since I pitied pork on the BBQ the chances of me wanting eternal hellfire were slim.
      Finally I sign languaged to her a "FUCK YOU" that said I only wanted ONE thing from her and that she should flee that fate faster than the untender tainted task would take.
      And as the sun finally realised it's levitation was fruitless,
      and the people existed again in vain,
      and the moment became so imperfect anyone would have vomitted,
      I looked at her tearing eyes and the way they smeared the anatomy of her face,
      and showed her true,
      And in imperfection I said:
      "I love you too."

    • I found a poem I loved.

      13 years ago

      Jehuty

      Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary,

      ...Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks galore',
      ...While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
      ...And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
      ..."'Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!" -

      Quoth the server, "404".


      And to see some of my recent poetry go here. The last actual poem like four posts from the bottem is my best.

  • About Me

  • Comments (197)

    • Papayaaaah

      12 years ago

      I think you should give me mod points for the fact my hair will someday become living and eat a house cat.

    • acidrain700 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      It's all good, you don't have to live against the grain smiley8.gif (and it's funny though because I got twice as much karma (4% from yours yet 2% from Ukrash) from your mods then his, yet you're only +1 karma above him, I suppose it was those extra 2 mods smiley6.gif

    • acidrain700 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Thanks for the mods, you really didn't have to do that smiley1.gif

    • ChromeQueen Viva la Sponsor

      12 years ago

      Round 1 Has started. You may Vote for yourself smiley8.gif

    • bradalhill

      12 years ago

      Can we be friends?

    • Magnethios

      13 years ago

      Hey, we're bringing together the community for one more event, click the banner for more info or my pic:
      bigbanner.jpg

    • Sgt_Kippy

      13 years ago

      The links don't work on my account for some reason.

    • ebay

      13 years ago

      Doubt there will be a third, but that would be cool.

    • ebay

      13 years ago

      I just went and beat the 2nd one after like a year and a half of not playing either of the games. It was fun smiley0.gif

    • Papayaaaah

      13 years ago

      so I was playing Halo 2, on a tv with a broken color tube, meaning it was all in Black and White, and I kept getting told to stand on the red square...

      It took me five minutes to find the damn thing.

    • sharku

      13 years ago

      actually I asked him and it didnt work so......

      dont listen to hellslayer....gus, you suck, you erased two weeks of the sites data base.
    • Papayaaaah

      13 years ago

      If we're all God's children...

      Why's Jesus so special?

    • johnnyricoMC

      13 years ago

      why can't gus award you lol?

    • Netdiver

      13 years ago

      yes that too

      i also had on my profile accept random friend request

      but your cool

    • Netdiver

      13 years ago

      yup i requested to be friends with them

    • Netdiver

      13 years ago

      so....your devious in a mushy way?

    • Netdiver

      13 years ago

      but you were the one who didn't want it to lead to love
      ...your confusing me smiley7.gif

    • Netdiver

      13 years ago

      uh i was thinking more like this...

    • Netdiver

      13 years ago

      uh it doesn't have to

    • Netdiver

      13 years ago

      if the sun blew up and all hell will break loose


      poet away!

    • Netdiver

      13 years ago

      eh sorry i'm taking up the forum i'll stop for now

    • Sgt_Kippy

      13 years ago

      Hello Keenan.

    • sharku

      13 years ago

      did you already work?

    • sharku

      13 years ago

      what?

    • Aeonflux

      13 years ago

      jehuty.gif

      I agree.....jehuty for captain of the galaxy

    • sharku

      13 years ago

      it just says cannot create something player
      but I gotta go
      good luck at work tomorrow smiley8.gif

    • sharku

      13 years ago

      hey buddy
      can you post acids entrys in my journal please?

    • Angel_201

      13 years ago

      I hate Taris, I'm glad that planet was blown to smitherines!

    • Angel_201

      13 years ago

      Yeah! Rock on! I love that game!

    • Angel_201

      13 years ago

      Hey, what's up, Jehuty?

    • dac32123

      13 years ago

      There's only one thing I'm more obsessed with than myself, it starts with P and it ends with Y and it's not pornography.

      is it poetry?

    • sharku

      13 years ago

      how are you enjoying those mods? smiley6.gif

    • sharku

      13 years ago

      here is your 50 mods dick smiley6.gif

    • Sgt_Kippy

      13 years ago

      I already did!

    • sharku

      13 years ago

      see I told you MrHanky was good

    • sharku

      13 years ago

      LOL...look at rye78's entry in my journal

    • Sgt_Kippy

      13 years ago

      And JAM!

    • sharku

      13 years ago

      yeah
      im pretty awesome I guess

    • sharku

      13 years ago

      but I would love it if the avatar was enough for you smiley1.gif

    • sharku

      13 years ago

      okay smiley0.gif
      I dont want sleep
      ass.

    • sharku

      13 years ago

      well what the fuck?
      answer me or ill take the whole avatar round for you out. smiley6.gif

    • sharku

      13 years ago

      srsly. what do you want?

    • sharku

      13 years ago

      so do you want the 50 mods and avatar..or just the avatar?

    • Sgt_Kippy

      13 years ago

      That was funny, but baby orphans have those little socks called bootys that could be classified as booty.

    • Sgt_Kippy

      13 years ago

      Yep.

    • halodork45

      13 years ago

      forget the message i sent. i found the forum thread.

    • Sgt_Kippy

      13 years ago

      Arrr, hey,bloody Sam Rackham(your pirate name, Keynon, thar's a site.), A pirate contest at my journal. Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty! Ahoy, err...mods, Me guess. Aye.

    • Sgt_Kippy

      13 years ago

      Hi Keynon. We got to go to the car show today, it was freakin' sweet, there were lots of 1927-1940 fords, and dad found this car that was almost exactly the one he had before he got married.

    • sharku

      13 years ago

      indeed
      but now I must go
      later

    • sharku

      13 years ago

      freak

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