Jen

Female
from Elk Grove, CA

  • Activity

    • Birthday!

      14 years ago

      Jen

      In a week and a day, woot. If I was in England, It'd be a week, but I'm done having sex with Jarf. He's got wrinkly ol' balls.

      so a week and a day.

    • WTF

      14 years ago

      Jen

      Sin City sucked. I mean, I want that chick's boobs, but her hand was chopped off.


      Spoilers.

    • PAPAYA

      14 years ago

      Jen

      Papaya 'paya,
      Oh so sweet,
      Papaya 'paya
      What a treat,
      Papaya 'paya
      Oh Em Gee,
      Papaya 'paya,
      Don't rape me,
      Papaya 'paya,
      I love you!

    • Asian fight

      14 years ago

      Jen

      Apparently, there was an Asian dispute over something (I believe it's rice, but who knows?) which resulted in one Asian down from a single blow to the back of the head from a crowbar at my school. The crowbar wielder yelled out some horrific cry, and then like 500 Asians came pouring out of classrooms and such to answer their brother or enemy's call. They all started fighting each other in the courtyard and parking lot. It was like the Matrix, but 500 times larger.

    • I killed someody.

      14 years ago

      Jen

      This dude walked up to me on Tuesday, and tried to ask me out, and I was like, "What the fuck, I don't even know you." So on Wednesday, I saw him staring at me, so I assumed he was a stalker. Then, after 7th period, he asked again. So I kicked that little shit in the balls.

      Then, today, he shot himself in the head.

      I feel bad, yet cool at the same time.

    • I'm cool.

      14 years ago

      Jen

      I think I started a racial war at my school. It's so awesome, because first, it was between Blacks and Asians, but now the Whites, Arabs, Indians, and Mexicans are going at it.

      As to how I started it, I peeked around a corner, and without letting them see me, I said "Cracka" to a couple of black people in a stereotypical Chinese voice.

      Cool...

    • Wow, that is kickin' rad.

      14 years ago

      Jen

      Thanks Taketoshi for showing me the greatness (and odd lead singer...) of Modest Mouse!

      I'll love you until you say something stupid.

    • Yeah...

      14 years ago

      Jen

      I'm retarded. Like the rest of you.

      (Dan_omac made me do it...)

    • Conspiracy?

      14 years ago

      Jen

      I've noticed that in my boots picture, there's a backpack strap in the lower corner. It just so happens that there's also a backpack strap in my super man sweatshirt picture, also in the lower corner.

      Eeek!

    • Stray Doggie!

      14 years ago

      Jen

      I was driving to my friend's house yesterday when I saw a dog walking on the sidewalk. So, I pulled over and tried to pet him but whenever my hand got near his head, he backed away (Poor doggie, he was abused... ). He finally jumped in my car when he saw my kitty staring at him, so we drove back to my house and told my dad. He gave me some money ($!) to go to the SSPCA to get rabies shots and heartworm pills and the works. My cat follows my dog (named Cookie, that hawt dog) around all the time, and even insists on sleeping on Cookie's bed. It's so cute.


      Cookie.jpg

  • About Me

  • Comments (66)

    • dan_omac

      11 years ago

      Why is it everyone on my friends list left?

    • Taketoshi

      12 years ago

      huh, i came back before you did. yowza. <3

    • Adul

      12 years ago

      Where the fuck did you go? :(

    • tex243

      14 years ago

      jen are you there

    • Kip

      14 years ago

      Yeh, and a Sad Kippa.

    • Clocks

      14 years ago

      Hello Hello To Jen?

    • Jackomack

      14 years ago

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    • silverwing51

      14 years ago

      Why do chicks get all the mods for doing absolutely nothing? Bunch of suck up guys. And ya know what? They arent getting anything out of it either.

    • Duffman

      14 years ago

      I accidently came to your profile.

      >.>

    • Peagis

      14 years ago

      hey what's up?

    • flavorflave

      14 years ago

      i love jenna

    • JEDICAB

      14 years ago

      good choice of music......... SW cantina....... i love that song.

    • Aphotic_Soul

      14 years ago

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    • NEZeni

      14 years ago

      omghi2u

    • katanafleetd

      14 years ago

      Holy shit!!! I was listening top my SW soundtrack the other day and thought that I should add this to my homepage.

    • Gavino FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      FAKE BRIT

    • dan_omac

      14 years ago

      Yub, yub, commander.

    • NEZeni

      14 years ago

      You know what? McKnight is a pretty badass last name.

    • Hildebrand

      14 years ago

      slut

      change everything in your profile to something worshipping me

    • Adul

      14 years ago

      I'm your bitch.

      DON'T FORGET IT

    • armymanpete

      14 years ago

      wow thats a great pic and paintballing is fun good times

    • Underscore

      14 years ago

      oh yeah and for all the smart single dude.. dont listen to tucker.. you'll get slapped lol..

    • LordColdfire

      14 years ago

      You like Led Zeppelin and the Goldeneye video game. You're ok in my book. *thumbs up*

    • Decompiler

      14 years ago

      Howdy!

    • Decompiler

      14 years ago

      Howdy!

    • Jen

      14 years ago

      Thanks chap.

    • Raxinox

      14 years ago

      You're a dirty whore.
      I love you.

    • WytLewduh

      14 years ago

      ...you have a new alerts.

    • Tbazle

      14 years ago

      elk grove sweet more cali people

    • Crono

      14 years ago

      You like Star Wars, but Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic isn't one of your favorite games?! Have you not played it, or did you play it and actually not like it?

    • jaxter

      14 years ago

      hey, GREAT STORY, about your dog, thats ultra hip, i found my dog at the local cheveron station, it was also abused, i took it home gave it a bath, and took her to the vet the next day. and she hasnt been able to leave my side sence, she's awsome, i'm sure this is some rambling, that you wont read, but i thought i would tell you my dog story in context

    • DEATH01

      14 years ago

      have you got GOLDENEYE:rouge agent
      i do and i finished it in 1 and a 1/2 days

    • WytLewduh

      14 years ago

      New name...NEW FRIENDS REQUEST!

    • Jen

      14 years ago

      You sexy beast.

    • Jen

      14 years ago

      You, of course.

    • enchanter

      14 years ago

      lol what do you want more pics of? =P

    • DecoyMilk

      14 years ago

      No way. I just haven't been arsed to trim them :)

      <3

    • Jen

      14 years ago

      Started kindergarden at 4. Could've skipped a grade, but then I'd be in college now...

    • AbstinenS

      14 years ago

      Yeah! You be my friend!
      ...
      16 years? Isn't that a little young to be senior at High School?
      I'm junior in High School, and I'm as old as you.
      Just wondering...

    • Clocks

      14 years ago

      Hmm, nice taste in musiic.

    • nomak559

      14 years ago

      Gotta love Goldeneye...

    • LeftyBaller

      14 years ago

      Doesnt Paintball rock? kinda like punk rock?

    • nomak559

      14 years ago

      I was bored and was clicking stuff. Was sort of startled to see a girl that likes Goldeneye, among other things. And from CA too, I just had to leave a comment lol.

    • Mastershake5

      14 years ago

      hey hey wut color converse do you own? currently im wearing my bright green hightops! but sometimes i mix match my black and white ones.

    • Jen

      14 years ago

      Cats own. I think I shall post my kitty too!

    • cocoa

      14 years ago

      hey jen, thanks for the comment on my kitty cat :)

    • Great_Drako

      14 years ago

      hotty

    • thomasgun

      14 years ago

      you're pretty.

    • FinalKnight

      14 years ago

      Nothing wrong with a little alcohol every now and then. Just as long as you don't make dumb mistakes or do something really stupid. But a little stupid is okay.

    • gremling

      14 years ago

      Hi Jen.

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