JenJen

Female
from Upper Peninsula, Michigan

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    • Nostalgia

      8 years ago

      JenJen

      Wow. It's been over three years since my last login — a lot has changed, but a lot is still the same as well. Dad died. Had a baby. Still trying to finish school. Working as a web/graphic designer for the University (some freelance work too). Single mommin' it. Hoping to graduate next summer.

    • tempus fugit

      11 years ago

      JenJen

      It's been 15 months since my last journal entry.


      I'm currently finishing up my 3rd semester at MTU, and moving into an apartment in just a few weeks.

      Also, I pwned Reuben in bowling today. =P

    • Halo 3

      13 years ago

      JenJen

      Halo 3 on 360 in 2007!
      (linked if you somehow missed it on the main page)

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      "Seriously though, it's been a chore biting our tongues on this one. Call it a combination of studio secrecy, corporate secrecy, Bill Gates already announcing it four times and, you know, whatever."

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    • Mitch pt 3

      13 years ago

      JenJen

      I never joined the army because at ease was never that easy to me. Seemed rather uptight still. I don't relax by parting my legs slightly and putting my hands behind my back. That does not equal ease. At ease was not being in the military. I am at ease, bro, because I am not in the military.

      I had a bag of fritos, they were texas grilled fritos. These fritos had grill marks on them. They remind me of something, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on, better flip that frito, dad, you know how I like mine.

      I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. ...Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me... "Come on Mitchell, don't give up!" An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.

      I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth.

      The next time I move I hope I get a real easy phone number, something like 2222222. People will ask, "Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?" I'll say, "Just press two for a while, when I answer, you'll know that you've pressed two enough."

      My lucky number is 4 billion, that doesn't come in real handy when your gambling. I'm gonna need some more dice, 4 billion divided by 6, at least.

      A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

      You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-together".

      I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential.

      On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where'd you get that banana?

      My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.

      I wrote my friend a letter with a highlighting pen, but he could not read it, he thought I was trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper.

      I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. Mitch do you like submarine sandwhiches? All-encompassingly...

      I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill...

      ...and then at the end of the letter I like to write "P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.

      My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so, Yeah."

      Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree.



      Why? Cause Mitch Hedberg is the best. Ever.

    • Mitch pt 2

      13 years ago

      JenJen

      Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it though. One day I'm gonna though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That's ridiculous, but it's true. I always fight with wearing a beret.

      A minibar is a machine that makes everything expensive. When I take something out of the minibar, I always fathom that I'll go and replace it before they check it off, but they make that stuff impossible to replace. I go to the store and ask, "Do you have coke in a glass harmonica? ...Do you have individually wrapped cashews?"

      It's hard to dance if you just your lost wallet. "Whoa! Where's my wallet? But, hey this song is funky..."

      It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.

      Someone handed me a picture and said, "This is a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger. "...Here's a picture of me when I'm older." Where'd you get that camera man?

      If I was a locksmith, I'd be pimping that out man. I'll trade you a free key duplication for... That joke made me laugh before I could finish it, which is good, because it had no ending.

      I wrote a letter to my dad - I wrote, "I really enjoy being here," but I accidentally wrote rarely instead of really. But I still wanted to use it so i crossed it out and wrote, "I rarely drive steamboats, dad - there's a lot of shit you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator." This letter took a harsh turn right away...

      I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone needs to get ahold of me they just say, "Mitch," and I say, "what" and turn my head slightly...

      Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right.

      I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

      I like cinnimon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnimon roll incense. After all I'd rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes.

      People teach their dogs to sit, it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.

      My friend said to me, "You know what I like? Mashed potatoes." I was like, "Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause."

      I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day...

      That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, "It's cool, he's with me."

      If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible...

      I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, and now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips...

      If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

      I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

      Every time I go and shave, I assume there is somebody else on the planet shaving as well, so I say, "I'm gonna go shave too."

      I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see a photo opportunity of a fish that I have never seen.

      I had a velco wallet in a casino. That sound annoyed the hell out of me. Whenever I lost money, and I opened the wallet, it was like the sound of my addiction.

      Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets.

      My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don't want them too. I'm like, "Hey... Hold on fellows... Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf." Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head.

    • Mitch pt 1

      13 years ago

      JenJen

      I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit.

      I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

      Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck.

      I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others.

      I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

      I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Boy, you really like Tide."

      I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap.

      I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language.

      I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here.

      I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

      My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She made it half way. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set.

      I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

      If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.

      I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall.

      Pickles are cucumbers that sold out.

      I was walking down the street with my friend and he said "I hear music." As if there's any other way to take it in.

      2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.

      I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

      This shirt is dry clean only. Which means...it's dirty.

      At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said "Certainly." He said "Do I need to dial 9?" I say "Yeah. Especially if it's in the number. You can try four and five back to back real quick."

      My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. I need more dice."

      I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.

      I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time.

      I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.

      I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.

      The thing about tennis is: no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless.

      I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles is a laid back company. They said "Fuck it. Cut em up."

      A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

      An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

      Because of Acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine.

      So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny.

      You know that Pepperidge Farm bread, that stuff is fancy. That stuff is wrapped twice. You open it, and then still ain't open. That's why I don't buy it, I don't need another step between me and toast.

      This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to hard.

      You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.

      I would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

      I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I have to tell them something that is going on. "What time is it, Mitch?" "Uh, that guy is eating a hamburger." "Shit, I had to be somewhere..."

      I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed.

      I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying...

      I saw a human pyramid once. It was totally unnecessary.

      I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".

    • HOly shit

      13 years ago

      JenJen

      So I was bored and reading through my personal comments. All these are from 3 months ago when I was featured.

      HOly shit you're the featured personish thing on the main page.... - Mitch
      OmgZ uZ uH FeTrEd uZa!11one adD mE?!?/!/!/?! - Chrissy
      Featured! Yay! smiley0.gif - Louis
      YAY FOR YOU! As if all of the other comments didn't make it clear enough, but hey, you're the featured user! XD - Lindsay
      FEATUUUUUUUUURED UUUUUSEEEEEEEEER! ... how fun! smiley0.gif - Chantell
      So congrats on being the featured user! - Box

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      13 years ago

      JenJen

      It was in the march of the winter I turned 17
      that I bought those pills
      I thought I would need
      and I wrote a letter to my family
      said it's not your fault
      and you've been good to me
      just lately I've been feeling
      like I don't belong
      like the ground is not mine to walk upon
      and I've heard that music
      echo through the house
      where my grandmother drank
      by herself
      and I sat watching a flower
      as it was withering
      I was embarrased by it's honesty
      so I'd prefer to be remembered as a smiling face
      not this fucking wreck
      that's taken it's place

      so please forgive what I have done
      no you can't stay mad at the setting sun
      cause we all get tired I mean eventually
      and there's nothing left to do but sleep

      but spring came bearing sunlight
      those persuasive rays
      so I gave myself a few more days
      my salvation it came, quite suddenly
      when Justin spoke very plainly
      he said "Of course it's your decision,
      but just so you know,
      if you decide to leave,
      soon I will follow"

      I wrote this for a baby
      who has yet to be born
      my brother's first child
      I hope that womb's not too warm
      cause it's cold out here
      and it'll be quite a shock
      to breathe this air
      to discover loss
      so I'd like to make some changes
      before you arrive
      so when your new eyes meet mine
      they won't see no lies
      just love.
      just love.

      I will be pure,
      No, no, I know I will be pure.
      Like snow- like gold-
      like snow- like gold--

    • jamisonparker

      13 years ago

      JenJen

      facing your front door
      the one you hide behind
      your fight with bedroom eyes
      well i proudly wear mine
      the entrance that i make
      will fall so short of grand
      a hopeful knock sounds tired
      before my hopeful plans
      you put your hand in mine
      it fits so perfectly
      your whispers between kisses
      show me all that i could be

      please me make me not so crazy
      make me fall apart
      make me think beautiful unexpected thoughts
      i should mean more

      i trace every curve
      on your precious face
      and pray some day you'll beg me
      to beg you run away

      please me make me not so crazy
      make me fall apart
      make me think beautiful unexpected thoughts
      i should mean more

      i should mean more
      i should mean more
      i should mean more

    • heres to the kids

      13 years ago

      JenJen

      Here's to the kids. This is for you.The kids who would rather spend their night with a bottle of whiskey & conor playing on their headphones, then go to some vomit-stained highschool party. Here's to the kids whose 11:11 wish was wasted on one person who will never be there for them. Here's to the kids whose idea of a good night is sitting on the hood of a car,watching the stars. Here's to the kids who never were too good at life, but were still wicked cool. here's to the kids who listened to Fall Out Boy and Hawthorne Heights before they were on MTV and blame MTV for ruining their lives. here's to the kids who care more about the music than the haircuts. here's to the kids who have crushes on a stupid lush. Here's to the kids who hum "Last Chance To Lose Your Keys" when they're stuck at home dateless on a Saturday night. Here's to the kids who have ever had a broken heart from someone who didnt even know they existed. Here's to the kids who have read "The Perks of Being A Wallflower" and didnt feel so alone after doing so. Here's to the kids who spend their days in photobooths with their best friend(s). Here's to the kids who are straight-up smart-asses just dont care. Here's to the kids who speak their mind. Here's to the kids who consider screamo their lullaby for going to sleep. Here's to the kids who second-guess themselves on everything they do. Here's to the kids who will never have 100% confidence in anythign they do, and to the kids who are okay with that. Here's to the kids. This is for you.

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  • Comments (120)

    • boshimi336

      10 years ago

      what's up?

    • boshimi336

      11 years ago

      exams!!!!! >_<

    • boshimi336

      11 years ago

      O.o' no more studying :'(

    • boshimi336

      11 years ago

      that's pretty sweet. :-) Congrats! How many people are rooming in it? Adam and i are thinking of moving into one up in the Heights but, we'll see. *shrugs* It depends on a lot of things.

    • Trixy

      11 years ago

      holy crapola you're online~

    • crazypotato

      12 years ago

      I got a 30 GB video one. I love being able to put all of my music on there. I have yet to utilize the video feature yet though. Mostly because I'm too lazy to convert the videos I want to put on.

      How is it going up at Tech? I just sent in my enrollment deposit to them last night. I can't wait to go there.

    • greenfairie

      12 years ago

      you only wish it was mono but i am the greatest person ever born so i don't get that, yeaah

    • JenJen

      12 years ago

      I doubt it. Anyway, I cross posted, so it's okay.

    • Simmons2_0

      12 years ago

      You might be the only person ever to post on their own wall..........

    • JenJen

      12 years ago

      Yeah, but they're my mod points. What's the point of it anyway, they're meaningless.

    • Simmons2_0

      12 years ago

      YYYEESSS smiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gif I have now modded every single one of your journals with at least one mod point smiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley12.gif

      smiley12.gif My work here is done! smiley12.gif

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    • damonkie

      12 years ago

      Alright! In a lame attempt to be cool I will be holding a contest in which I will buy the

      winner a sponsorship for roosterteeth! There are no catches, you don't have to give up any

      mod points and most certainly don't have to purchase anything! If this looks like something you would be

      interested in just send me a message telling me why you should put on the fist

      voting list! For rules and regulations got to my profile and view my journal!

    • stump07

      12 years ago

      Pickles.... I'm HUNGRY ...........and it's only 1st hour

    • lynz

      13 years ago

      Oh my gosh!!!
      That's horrible =(
      Hope he's okay.

    • lynz

      13 years ago

      Nah, I didn't.
      What happened?

    • shekinah

      13 years ago

      Yay we took a pic together today!! lol
      Way to graduate, ms....graduator!! =D

    • shekinah

      13 years ago

      The old chick that was rockin' out?

    • boshimi336

      13 years ago

      that's just hillarious. :-D

    • MiddleFinger

      13 years ago

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      haha oh man, this brings back some memories... let it out man, we've all been there *pats dog on the back* haha

    • Trixy

      13 years ago

      Well your face makes me laugh smiley11.gif
      Deftones rock my socks!

    • Jack_Black

      13 years ago

      Twas a completely unplaned lol it was taken in first hour

    • lynz

      13 years ago

      Oh Zak Dey.

      His name is so cracked out.
      =S

      I hear Katie Olson flirts with him a-mucho-lot.

    • lynz

      13 years ago

      Zak Day?!

      The one that looks semi-gay?
      =P

    • shekinah

      13 years ago

      helllooo there! =)

    • Trixy

      13 years ago

      Deftones are almost as cool as Jesus

    • tripp314159

      13 years ago

      I'll get pictures of the AFA if I can.

      the really big word was Onchocerciasis. It's a disease.

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    • JenJen

      13 years ago

      I like it.

    • Simmons2_0

      13 years ago

      that is what i have...

    • Renob0202

      13 years ago

      Photoshop CS2

    • Simmons2_0

      13 years ago

      smiley7.gif my baby isn't a sponsor anymore smiley11.gifsmiley11.gif I still smiley12.gif you though smiley11.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gif

    • Daedric_86

      13 years ago

      Yeah, she's going to state. I thinks she's going for like 3 different things. So I assumed that was good. Lol.

    • MiddleFinger

      13 years ago

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    • Jack_Black

      13 years ago

      YOOOOOOOOOO! lol you going to the concert tomorrow?

    • Daedric_86

      13 years ago

      My new celly number is 587-0338.

    • crazypotato

      13 years ago

      That's awesome. It'd be sweet if it happened here, but I know it won't since our superintendent is a dumbass.

    • camel

      13 years ago

      ah ha, menominee raises smart people that do random searches

    • camel

      13 years ago

      did you recognize me from menominee or on here?

    • Jack_Black

      13 years ago

      gaaaaaaa im not a jew lol hiya jen^^

    • Vampiress13

      13 years ago

      Well theres not much saying your not a prep.....and you definately look like one.

      and most preps deny their preppiness, but i wsnt trying to be mean only making a statement.

      So where did you get the panther?

    • JenJen

      13 years ago

      Thanks guys!

    • aquavan

      13 years ago

      Is stupid right? Better safe than sorry...

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

    • X2_EVO

      13 years ago

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    • JenJen

      13 years ago

      Trumpet

    • otis

      13 years ago

      what do you play in band?

    • krs_krngl

      13 years ago

      hello

    • geekygrl

      13 years ago

      What's your school of choice? Pratt Institute of the Arts in New York City

    • Mattatius

      13 years ago

      Congrads on being featured user!

    • Turiya

      13 years ago

      Congrats, yo.

    • i_like_me

      13 years ago

      Congrats on becoming the latest Featured User!! I hope you enjoy your newfound fame and fortune of mods!! Lol

    • elbenz

      13 years ago

      with so much popularity ... i would just shoot myself

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