JervisTech

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from Hanscom AFB, MA

  • Activity

    • Been Gone

      11 years ago

      JervisTech

      yeah i know i've been gone a long time but duty calls. Been in alot of schools lately for the Army. just recently became a recruiter and am going to start that soon so i wont have much time anymore. But i have also been playing alot of WOW lately too. Been playing on the Thrall sever on the horde side on my warrior Sere. If any of you play come hit me up sometime. Also watch out been taking out players on CS as DarwinTremor. Lookout!

    • 3 Wishes!

      13 years ago

      JervisTech

      A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?"

      The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times.

      "One day," he begins, "I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to a stream."

      So I picked up the frog and it said, "Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes."

      So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.

      She said, "You now have 3 wishes."

      I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, "I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger."

      She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!

      She then asked, "What will be your second wish?"

      I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, "I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream." She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. "We then made love for hours!"

      Later, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, "You know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?"

      I looked at her and replied, "How about a little head?"

    • Make it already!

      13 years ago

      JervisTech

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      Controversy and rumors

      The Boondock Saints was given a theatrical release; however, it was extremely limited (it showed in five US theaters for one week). The film was never released in theaters due to the Columbine High School Massacre. The film was blacklisted and its new distributor showed the film on only five screens. Troy Duffy later funded screenings of the film with help from Blockbuster Video. Despite interested receptions at screenings worldwide, the film remained without a major theatrical release. Blockbuster released The Boondock Saints as a "Blockbuster Exclusive", a collection of independent direct-to-video films. Fan rumors claim that video clerks would intentionally place The Boondock Saints in the case of a more popular film in order to promote awareness of the film. Regardless of truth in those rumors, The Boondock Saints gained a large following mostly due to word-of-mouth publicity, and was a bestseller when released on DVD despite its nearly exclusive direct-to-video status. Despite its success, Troy Duffy never saw any of the profits from DVD distribution as his contract with Indican meant that he signed away the DVD rights.

      Possible sequel

      According to the film's official website, the release date of the sequel The Boondock Saints: All Saints Day was September 2005 (this didn't happen, however). The sequel continues from the courtroom scene at the end of the first film. Industry insiders have long speculated that the actual production of this sequel is extremely unlikely considering that Troy Duffy has had no film directing or producing experience since 1999, and believe sequel rumors were being used as an attempt to promote the first film.

      In late March of 2002, Duffy posted a letter to fans of the first film, claiming that financial backing had been found for a sequel. It would reportedly have twice the budget of the original film, and "experience a theatrical release." Willem Dafoe will not be returning, according to the posted letter.

      Information for the sequel was formerly available on IMDb, where it was categorized as in development. However, as of January 2006 all information regarding the sequel has been removed from IMDb.

      In a recent interview with IGN, Troy Duffy expressed his, as well as most of the cast's, interest in making the sequel. There are currently litigations concerning rights. Duffy explained once the legal battle finishes, a sequel seems likely.

    • What movie is this quote from?

      13 years ago

      JervisTech

      Yea i walk through the valley of evil. For i shall fear no death. Cause im the meanest motherfucker in the valley!

    • Irish Wedding

      13 years ago

      JervisTech

      A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.

      To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the shit out of each other. The police get called in to break up the fight.

      The following week, all members of both families appear in court. The fight continues in the courtroom until the judge finally brings calm with the use of his gavel, shouting, 'Silence in court!'

      The courtroom goes silent and Paddy, the best man, stands up and says,
      'Judge, I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened.'

      The judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand. Paddy begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Cavan wedding that the best man gets the first dance with the bride.

      The judge says, 'OK.'

      'Well,' said Paddy, 'after I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song, when all of a sudden the groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the bride an unmerciful kick right between her legs.'

      Shocked, the judge instantly responded, 'God, that must have hurt!'

      'Hurt?' Paddy replies. 'He broke three of my fingers!'

    • What Quote is this From?

      13 years ago

      JervisTech

      "I must not walk so that a child may Live!.... What. Thats what it does!"


    • Not what was planned!

      13 years ago

      JervisTech

      So down here at Ft. Rucker there isn't much too do. Including my job! Who would have guessed it. It's only the second time that i enlisted to do something in the army and wont be able to do what i signed up for. But im not saying that i don't like what im doing here. Currently im working in D co 1st 145th in the OBC class. Been pretty busy down here getting used to how things work. I also have two NCO's here that are both combat veterans. I have a lot to learn from them and i hope that by the time i leave here i will be a E-5. There is nothing to really do around this area when im off of work so most of the time im just playing CS:S or WOW. Sounds like fun huh? Gets boring though. Dothan has a few things to do but not alot. Daleville, Ozark, and Enterprize on the other hand are pretty small and have even less to do than Dothan. Only thing fun around here to do would maybe be going to the drag races that happen everyonce in awhile here. Well nothing more to say right now so im off for now.

    • GRADUATION!

      13 years ago

      JervisTech

      hey everyone whats going on out there? Well today i had my turning blue ceremony and tommorrow i will have my graduation ceremony. finally done with everything in fort benning and getting ready to leave and go to fort rucker to be a field instructor to the flight students. i will be teaching them basically everything i learned. had a few hard times down here and the battle march shoot was one of them. a mile run in full gear and then getting smoked on the firing line of the range we were at while we waited to shoot. the 12 mile road march was a pretty easy task the trick was not thinking about getting to the end but thinking about getting the hell out of this place. Also we had to do a 7 day field problem where we conducted traffic control points, squad attacks, and ambushes. At night we attacked the traffic control point and ambushed a few of the other platoons that were on FTX with us. Then on the last night we where there the drill sargents attacked us in our patrol base and pretty us much handed us our asses. all in all it was fun but the weather didn't really help us any. it rained on us pretty bad got down around 20 degrees at night. but thats just something else i have to get used to the WEATHER! well thats all for now will updated again later.

    • Getting On

      13 years ago

      JervisTech

      hey to everyone out there i wont be around very much for the next couple of months. going off to fort benning to start my infantry trainning. but if i have the time i will get on the site and post whats going on. well off to try something different, maybe i will like it as much as i hope i do.

    • Hacking!!!

      13 years ago

      JervisTech

      If you think you can really hack then this site will put your wits up to the challenge. your gonna have to know alot about HTML, Javascript, and how to view the source.
      http://www.hackthissite.org/
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      Edit Hey Blue i think you should check this out!

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  • Comments (18)

    • georgia

      11 years ago

      hey there honey! good to hear from you! how's georgia treating you? good I hope!
      Imma message you my new number, thats the easiest way to get ahold of me now! smiley12.gif

    • georgia

      11 years ago

      SHAKE!!! I miss you dammit! smiley12.gif

    • georgia

      12 years ago

      seems that I dissapeared right before you came back. smiley1.gif
      I'm about to dissapear here shortly again, but it was good to hear from you.
      sorry we dont get to play together anymore! it was fun. smiley11.gif

    • georgia

      12 years ago

      hey there, you still alive? smiley1.gif

    • Haldeth

      12 years ago

      How can an Infantry guy be at Ft Rucker, unless you are shaming, are you??

    • georgia

      13 years ago

      hey there darlin'
      how are you? smiley0.gifsmiley12.gif

    • blueproject

      13 years ago

      I'm trying to help AltF8 raise money for his possibly upcoming legal battle for 50% custody of his daughters.

      *!CHECK MY NEW JOURNAL!*

    • georgia

      13 years ago

      hehe, a serious gamer ehh?
      well I have been told to invite you to
      ***... *TUESDAY*NIGHT*FIGHTS* ...***
      every tuesday night we lock down the server
      and raise hell. members and a few select group
      of regs that everyone enjoys playing with.
      you prolly wouldnt get an invite so soon,
      but being that you came on my invite and
      everyone has enjoying playing with you
      you have been invited. interested?
      if so then let me know and I'll PM you the password
      smiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley9.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gif

    • georgia

      13 years ago

      yeah, the ping issue is a recent thing, we're trying to figure out whats up with chicago, mine stays steady about about 145ish,
      but thats b/c my pc is big shilly. I've just gotten used to it, but when mine gets up around 200 it gets hard for me to function.
      I'm glad your playing, though I wish you'd talk more =P are you just shy?

    • Box

      13 years ago

      You might remember me, then again maybe not.

      But if you do hey.

      If not hey smiley8.gif

    • georgia

      13 years ago

      I'm so glad youre playing with me tonight!!! I hope you like it?! smiley12.gif

    • Dman82

      13 years ago

      It's about damn time you showed up how've you been smiley0.gif

    • Dman82

      13 years ago

      Hey Welcome back. I'm on xfire right now. If you want talk get on Xfire and we'll talk on there ok?

    • Letum

      13 years ago

      hey a jumper, i was apart of c 1st 325th from 97-01

    • jaye

      13 years ago

      Give me a server IP and I will come play with you :o)

    • egon55

      13 years ago

      Naa, I'd rather keep doin it, rather than throw up every time I lit one.

    • JervisTech

      13 years ago

      hmm never seen you on any severs before but theres alot of them out there

    • jaye

      13 years ago

      Hey there... I go by...

      L 4 D Y F 4 C 3
      ~*Jaye*~
      R5*KaliBear[sP]

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