JiffyCornWTF

Male
from Duluth, GA

  • Activity

    • bored at work

      10 years ago

      JiffyCornWTF

      wanna play halo......

    • 2-0-0 baby! All the way to State!

      13 years ago

      JiffyCornWTF

      My baseball team, The Duluth Wildcats are 2-0-0 in the regional tournament in Georgia. We just beat the number one team in the tournament 15-3 in 5 innings on the mercy rule.
      By the way are team is a 17-18 year old Allstar team in senior league ball. We only need one more win to make it to state and after that Texas Baby! National Championships on ESPN. ( I can dream) But seriously I think we are good enough.

    • psp

      13 years ago

      JiffyCornWTF

      This is cool im writing from my psp

    • Dear people who got 360 for x-mas,

      13 years ago

      JiffyCornWTF

      go under your sink and grab the first bottle of household chemicals you see and drink it.And if that dont work take a lot of pills, and if that doesnt work either find a shiny piece of metal preferably one that shoots bullets and shoot your self ,

      sincerly, a sad soul
      p.s. go F$#% yourself

    • Some words of wisdom

      13 years ago

      JiffyCornWTF

      1.Dont run with scissors
      2.Dont drink House hold chemicals(unless you are under 14 playing Halo 2)
      3.Listen to your elders cause they sure as hell cant hear you
      4.dont bring a gun to school unless you plan to use it
      5.dont do drugs, sell them you make a better profit
      6.If your sick go to school and infect as many people as possible.Its Fun
      7.Wait till your married to cheat on your wife
      8.dont carry suspious packages on a plane/train/bus.
      9.If its still moving, not a good idea to eat it
      10.If you read down this far mod me!
      11.After you have done that praise me for my infinate wisdom.

    • prayers to New Orleans

      13 years ago

      JiffyCornWTF

      everybody should donate money to help all those people. If pro football players can donate 6 mill. u can a least give a couple bucks

    • God Bless the English

      14 years ago

      JiffyCornWTF

      I found out when i got to work this morning of the attacks on london my heart go out to all those familys over there. Those fuck spinless bastards i hate them all we just need nuke every thing over there that will sovle the fucking problem kill them all fucking terrorist pigs!

    • AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      14 years ago

      JiffyCornWTF

      sunday blows when its the day before the 4th and you have to work till fucking 11(we close at 9) cause your boss is a lazy ass hole who sits there why u do all the work and tells you to hurry up i want to get home.WELL FUCKING HELP ME ASSHOLE!. sorry im a wee bit piss i missed all the firewoks shows in town=(
      BTW I work at a sub shop by the name of FireHouse Subs if u know were one is go there the food is awsome better than subway and quiznos combined
      but i guess by now its 1:50 AM soo Happy 4th everyone
      GOD BLESS AMERICA! AND ALL OUR TROOPS IN IRAQ

    • God Damn its been a while

      14 years ago

      JiffyCornWTF

      Its been a long time since i posted. i think the last was when when the red sox won or some thing. Well if u even care why ive been gone on march 18 i got really drunk and took a midnight ride on my motor cycle when i hit a cow, yes a cow. woke up 8 days later in a hospital some where in utah. when i got out the farmer filed a law suit cause i dis inboled his cow with the front end of my bike.I new i couldnt win this plus i found out to kill a cow in utah is some how considered a very bad crime i really dont want to get into the details so plead insanty and was put in a nut house for 4 months. now im back in georgia and i wish very bad things to the state of utah and all who reside with in it

    • The Real Halo 2 God......the tank

      14 years ago

      JiffyCornWTF

      This was so bad and so funny at the same time i have to post it btw is a true story. I was in a Halo 2 game today it was a custom slayer at "blood Gulch"
      There were 15 to 16 people playing when a wraith and scorpion meet in the middle (i was on the cliff with a sniper) the wraith boosted into the tank and it took off like a spinning top. some people have seen/done this before myself included, that wasnt the weird part. The tank bounces off the wall and preceeds to run into and kill 6 people before its stoped i was the last victim to shocked at was hapening to get out of the way.This is the only time in Halo,and i promise, that a run away tank will ever bring so much evil and entertainment to a game
      if any one has and unique halo or halo 2 stories please post

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  • Comments (4)

    • deusmonkeys

      14 years ago

      mistle toe jam was so sweet this year!!!!! YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • jamoan

      14 years ago

      Yo, Jiffy... perhaps you should clarify the above mentioned inquiries. In the end,

      "It's all good, y'all! Tiger Woods, y'all!!!"

      Chris Rock, Champagne

    • Anaconda

      14 years ago

      Now that's just cruel, but somewhat funny, but for the sake of getting mod points from him: "Screw you don't be mean.....bitch" :P

    • Badass372

      14 years ago

      when you say all porn is implied for your favorite movies i can only assume that you are excluding gay porn. Or, if you're gay, then you are excluding strait porn. But liking both is just fucked up.

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