Joe123

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    • BIRTHDAY!

      13 years ago

      Joe123

      TOMORROWS MY BIRTHDAY! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS, 17 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, BIRTHDAY, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

    • PSP

      13 years ago

      Joe123

      www.pspcrazy.com Is the best web site for downloading movies and games for your psp, Check out thier forums.

    • psp emulators, WHAT ARE THEY?

      in Forums > psp emulators, WHAT ARE THEY? | Follow this topic

      Joe123

      so, i finally downgrader my psp. YES THE DOWNGRADER IS SAFE!!!!! YESSSS... anyways now im trying to put homebrewed games on it, espectically doom, but i dont know wtf im doing....what the hell is an emulator? I dont understand this stuff, shouldnt i just be able to click and drag these games on thier and them to work?
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    • PSP 2.0 to 1.5 downgrader "Safe?"

      in Forums > PSP 2.0 to 1.5 downgrader "Safe?" | Follow this topic

      Joe123

      Has anyone sucessfully downgraded thier psp with out any problems? I want to know cause im thinking about doing that but i dont want to turn my psp into a brick.

      17 replies

    • This is funny

      13 years ago

      Joe123

      I found this online...Is there REALLY a Santa Claus?????

      Is there a Santa?
      (from an engineering standpoint)

      As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renown scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus.

      1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.

      2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.

      3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about. .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.

      This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man- made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.

      4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.

      5) 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

      In conclusion -
      If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.

    • AOL is a bitch

      in Forums > AOL is a bitch | Follow this topic

      Joe123

      Does anyone now how to cancle AOL service any other way than calling them cause those assholes put me on eternal hold! And they have my checking account number so its like i just cant stop paying and they cancle it. PLEASE HELP ME FAST! We are trying to switch to comcast cable.

      29 replies

    • Ten Thousand Fists

      13 years ago

      Joe123

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      disturbeds album cover

    • Dude this song is wierd

      13 years ago

      Joe123

      Mudvayne (Per)Version Of A Truth

      When everything is lost (peel it all away). Haunting us with questions
      (asking).
      Will we ever find the smile inside (no), is it hiding behind the sweating
      eyes (bleeding)?
      Dead inside - a scream that's pouring from me!

      I'm planted in this skin (constricting and pulling me).
      This dirty, filthy skin (rancid and stinging me!)
      I burn behind the walls (that have become my world).
      The bearer of a gift, FUCK YOUR GIFT!

      TRUTH DOES NOT EXIST, but the lies do... (2x)
      They're buried in the skin, evolved.

      Perversion of a truth, I'm stuck there. (Alone) Inside of lies buried in me,
      WHY?!
      Born into a world; never asked to be here. Try to forget truth doesn't exist,
      TRUTH!
      It doesn't exist, it doesn't exist, TRUTH! DAATH!

      Always inside a tragedy (things never seem to go away).
      A room that I remember (portraits I carry).
      Try letting go of this space (bad habits can't kick me).
      The fool that fell from heaven, HEAVEN!

      Perversion of a truth, I'm stuck there. (Alone) Inside of lies buried in me,
      WHY?!
      Born into a world; never asked to be here. Try to forget truth doesn't exist,
      TRUTH!
      It doesn't exist, it doesn't exist, TRUTH!

      Maybe we're all the children of a star, misguided in direction, our
      misdirection.
      Pardon me while I pray for light.

      I'm not the only one that walks between the rain, there are many.
      I'm not the only one when everything is lost that doesn't surrender.

      Perversion of a truth, I'm stuck there inside of lies buried in me, WHY?!
      (Alone.)
      Blind walking through a world, I never asked to be here.

      Versions of the truth, I'm not the only one.
      LIES!

    • NEVER SAY TO A COP

      13 years ago

      Joe123

      1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

      2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

      3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

      4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

      5. Are You Andy or Barney?

      6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

      7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

      8. I pay your salary!

      9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

      10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does

      11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

      12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

    • School Project

      13 years ago

      Joe123

      Me and my friends for a school project in drama class we decicde to make our own little Halo skit like RVB. It was only like 5 min long but was pretty funny. It took us like over a month just to do that much. It was because we didnt know how t ouse all the adobe programing which we now do. We used halo 2's headlong for it.

  • About Me

  • Comments (23)

    • wierdiam

      13 years ago

      sorry
      TAG UR IT!!!! this is so scary. send this to 15 people in the next 143 mins. when you are done press F6 and your crushes name will appear on the scren in big letters. this is scary cuz it works!!!! if you break the chain you will have problems with relationships

    • hobopal

      13 years ago

      Article 1:

      STATE:ment of Love:
      The Kiss


      1.
      Kiss on the hand
      I adore you


      2.
      Kiss on the cheek
      I just want to be friends


      3.
      Kiss on the neck
      I want you


      4.
      Kiss on the lips
      I love you


      5.
      Kiss on the ears
      I am just playing


      6.
      Kiss anywhere else
      lets not get carried away


      7.
      Look in your eyes
      kiss me


      8.
      Playing with your hair
      I can't live without you


      9.
      Hand on your waist
      I love you to much to let you go


      Article 2:
      The Three Steps


      1.
      Girls:
      If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.


      2.
      Guys
      If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.


      3.
      Guys &Girls
      Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.


      Article 3:
      The Commandments


      1.
      Thou shall not squeeze
      too hard.


      2.
      Thou shall not ask for a kiss,
      but take one.


      3.
      Thou shall kiss
      at every opportunity.


      * Remember *
      A peach is a peach
      A plum is a plum,
      A kiss isn't a kiss
      Without some tongue.
      So open up your mouth
      close your eyes,
      and give your tongue
      some exercise!!!


      Here are a few reasons
      why guys like girls:


      1.
      They will always smell good
      even if its just shampoo


      2.
      The way their heads always
      find the right spot on our shoulder


      3.
      How cute they look when they sleep


      4.
      The ease in which they fit into our arms


      5.
      The way they kiss you and
      all of a sudden everything
      is right in the world


      6.
      How cute they are when they eat


      7.
      The way they take hours
      to get dressed
      but in the end
      it makes it all worth while


      8.
      Because they are always
      warm even when its minus 30 outside


      9.
      The way they look good
      no matter what they wear


      10.
      The way they fish for compliments
      even though you both know that you
      think she's the most
      beautiful thing on this earth


      11.
      How cute they are when they argue


      12.
      The way her hand always finds yours


      13.
      The way they smile


      14.
      The way you feel
      when you see their name
      on the call ID
      after you just had a big fight


      15.
      The way she says
      "lets not fight anymore"
      even though you know that
      an hour later....


      16.
      The way they kiss when
      you do something nice for them


      17.
      The way they kiss you
      when you say
      "I love you"


      18.
      Actually ...
      just the way they kiss you...


      19.
      The way they fall into your arms
      when they cry


      20.
      Then the way they apologize
      for crying over something that silly


      21.
      The way they hit you
      and expect it to hurt


      22.
      Then the way they apologize
      when it does hurt.
      (even though we don't admit it)!


      23.
      The way they say
      "I miss you"


      24.
      The way you miss them


      25.
      The way their tears
      make you want to
      change the world
      so that it
      doesn't hurt her anymore.....
      Yet regardless
      if you love them,
      hate them,
      wish they would die
      or
      know that you would die
      without them ...
      it matters not....................
      Because once in your life,
      whatever they were to the world
      they become everything to you.
      When you look them in the eyes,
      traveling to
      the depths of their souls
      and
      you say a million things
      without trace of a sound,
      you know that your own life
      is inevitable consumed
      within the rhythmic beatings
      of her very heart.
      We love them for a million reasons,
      No paper would do it justice.
      It is a thing not of the mind
      but of the heart.
      A feeling.
      Only felt.


      *
      This chain started in 1887.
      It is a love chain letter.
      In an hour you are
      supposed to send it to
      25 people.
      It is easy, just look into
      chat rooms and find them.
      Anyway,
      send it to 25 people in 1 hour.
      Now here
      comes the fun part.
      You then say
      the name of the person
      you like or love
      and then the person will say
      "I love you,"
      or
      "Will you go out with me?"
      NO JOKE!!!!!


      NOW
      THE CONSEQUENCES


      The consequences are:
      If you break the chain letter,
      you will have bad luck
      in future relationships.
      If you don't
      break the chain,
      then you will be a
      happy camper!!!


      CoNgRatULaTioNs!!



    • yesterday

      13 years ago

      sorry
      TAG UR IT!!!! this is so scary. send this to 15 people in the next 143 mins. when you are done press F6 and your crushes name will appear on the scren in big letters. this is scary cuz it works!!!! if you break the chain you will have problems with relationships

    • arab

      13 years ago

      take a look at my journal. smiley8.gif

    • WedgeMan

      13 years ago

      everybody should check out boomerjp's contest

    • SuperJoobie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Become a sponsor!!!!!!

    • taytay444

      13 years ago

      i love you joe!!!!

    • minchkin77

      13 years ago

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    • SuperJoobie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Im tryin but this guy is a dick.

    • Kanikas

      13 years ago

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      Oh hell yea, man!

    • taytay444

      13 years ago

      hi joe
      thanks for helping me set this up.

    • Saotome

      13 years ago

      AHAHAHA!!!!! LOL AHAHAHAH!!!!! Look at that some actual likes joe!!!! Hey you wilthy wop tricks are for kids.

    • toxicburn

      13 years ago

      Disturbeds New album Ten Thousand Fists i cant wait tell it comes out its gonna be awesome!!! hopefully it is good as there other cd

    • KingSpartan

      13 years ago

      disturbed rocks:D

    • ragingchurch

      13 years ago

      lukemckay draws the pictures at elfwood .com. go to fan art

    • Joe123

      14 years ago

      Me and Im_a_wop have an understanding.

    • Im_A_Wop

      14 years ago

      JOe.....sucks not just for money or coke just because he likes to suck balls

    • mushroomtool

      14 years ago

      umm..not really...but i've never heard them play..i havnt heard much of there songs...so...ionno....i could like em but not even know it.

    • 0146

      14 years ago

      I'm going to Vail, CO next week

    • thekellykidx

      14 years ago

      Yea I drew it, thanks.

    • bob6

      14 years ago

      dude if that cide of looks like u ur hot

    • crazyduckme

      14 years ago

      joe.jpg

    • schatzie0494

      14 years ago

      nice pic. man

      see if you can get one of her in a different position wink wink

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