Joesport90

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    • THEOLOGY OF HALO / SKOOMA PUDDING THREAD

      13 years ago

      Joesport90

      yo yo yo! this was such an awesome thread until it died and went kaput... but you can still check it out in Halodork45's images and continue the battle by commenting him and raising his Karma level (i wouldn't mind if you would do that to me too but meh, it's all good) Just check it or I will eat your babies, bitch!

      Excuse me but i seemed to have made a mistake... It was once known as the HAUNTED DEAD THEOLOGY OF HALO / SKOOMA PUDDING THREAD...

      Excuse mea second time... but Halodork45 is a freaking loser and shut it down.... loser... :' (

    • Posting is hard work

      13 years ago

      Joesport90

      You know, sometimes I wonder if I try too hard thinking of what to post, you know?

    • all about me, too

      13 years ago

      Joesport90

      there is nothing to know about me. i am as enigmatic as the shadows are black. i am a ninja- viking from the future who has come to de-pants the nation of Zimbabwe because i'm not sure if i spelled that right!



      good night

    • I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!

      13 years ago

      Joesport90

      Yeah since I don't know how to make a link for the life of me, just copy and paste the title of this journal onto google and search in the video section.... I custom made your suit, bitch!

    • CPU: Computer: COMpewTAYtore

      13 years ago

      Joesport90

      Yeah so I got rid of all my compoutoor games except three....

      starcraft.... warcraft III... neverwinter nights...

      these are my all-time favorite games!

      to name just a few that i got rid of...
      3 sims, f.e.a.r., warcraft I and II, c&c generals, c&c zero hour, c&c red alert, rome:total war, rise of nations and its exspansion, all of my age of empires... *tear*

    • life

      13 years ago

      Joesport90

      Take life seriously or it will slap you in the face... so will your girlfriend

    • umpire

      13 years ago

      Joesport90

      So I umpire little league baseball... it's a riot. One team hit sooo many kids on the other team that i thought they wouldn't have any pitchers to finish the game. But before that happened, they lost due to the Mercy rule(behind by 10 or more runs at the end of the 5th inning). Oh by the way, have you ever thought of swinging the bat in baseball? Well obviously that didn't occur to a single one of these twinks. On the bright side I get $15 bucks a game(and to make fun of little kids to their faces haha jk)!

    • umm

      13 years ago

      Joesport90

      mod me and i will love you forever and a day...



      p.s. a positive mod...

    • theories

      13 years ago

      Joesport90

      I think that prophets and humans had a covenant long ago. They were the forerunners. They built the Halos to keep all the other races in check. After a terrible experiment gone bad, the flood was created in a Halo testing lab. They subdued them and shuttled them to each ring.. somehow.
      Anyways, after the realization of the ring's destructive powers, the humans built an ark that would keep them safe from the blast and they took a few of each race (grunts, elites, humans, prophets, hunters, etc) and put them in the ark. They did this because the flood was on the loose... and winning. I'm guessing that when you are put in the ark, all your memory or whatever that makes sentient is wiped cleaned when the halos are fired. The blast from halo wouldn't kill you because you are no longer sentient for that amount of time. This is why the forerunners put crystals on some planets, in the hope that they could find the halos again.
      As for how the first monitor said that "they all died, as planned." They never returned to the rings nor told that the monitors that the ark would save them, just that it could fire all the halos simultaneously.

    • Sponsors...

      13 years ago

      Joesport90

      RT should just make a video and let everybody be able to watch it at the same time... sponsors should instead get to watch PSA's, outtakes, and other extras.... I hate waiting

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  • Comments (77)

    • halodork45

      13 years ago

      better yet, I'll use my WABBAjack staff to turn you into a rat, soultrap you, and use my Staff of Worms to make your corpse dance.

    • halodork45

      13 years ago

      i use moonshadow and haul ass out of there. and then come back with a shitload of summon daedroth scrolls and use em all at once, while i am at a safe distance hitting you with my staff of greater thunderstorm.

    • halodork45

      13 years ago

      since i am a vampire, HUNTERS SIGHT!
      night-eye and detect life, bitch!

    • halodork45

      13 years ago

      Fine, I'll just incinerate you with my homemade fire spell. lower you fire resistenca, and deal 50 points of fire damage for 2 seconds on target.

    • halodork45

      13 years ago

      nah, i would pwn you with my vast array of spells and my elven longsword

    • halodork45

      13 years ago

      its in the xbox 360 section, titled Elder scrolls IV

    • halodork45

      13 years ago

      you had to think about all that?? when i go on a random rant like that, i just say whatever comes to mind first.

    • halodork45

      13 years ago

      ehh, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.........

    • SpFx

      13 years ago

      Nice av. smiley6.gif

    • canipe2nrguy

      13 years ago

      yeah.... i always liked hopping out and using the pair of Klobs.... even though they were the worst guns in the game, you could get two of them on that level, and there sure as hell was plenty of ammo lying around....

      unless i was using cheats... in which case, anything goes.

    • duncan_stive

      13 years ago

      Well.. he is also my roomate and I probably will like the game myself... so no complaints.

    • duncan_stive

      13 years ago

      My fried is gonna buy chrome hounds... and he doesn't have a 360 (hes planning to use mine).

    • duncan_stive

      13 years ago

      It took me forever but just the fact that I finished it is testiment to it being awesome.. since i am a HUGE FPS fan. Specifically Halo. LOL. I played the retail demo and liked it so I bought it...

    • duncan_stive

      13 years ago

      Nah.. It didnt defeat the purpose.. The purpose IS H3. LOL Also you should get DOA 4.. That game pwns.

    • duncan_stive

      13 years ago

      Not gonna get a 360?

    • duncan_stive

      13 years ago

      LOL.. Well.. Asking for neg mods (or even pos mod) for someone else seems to be allowed.

    • jackal5

      13 years ago

      There is a new Zelda game coming out in a couple months or so. Called the Twilight Princess or something. Looks uber-bad ass.

    • jackal5

      13 years ago

      modded ya. thanks so much! smiley1.gifsmiley1.gifsmiley1.gif

    • jackal5

      13 years ago

      (The following is a completely random request for a vote, I admit, but I'm willing to pay a mod point if you help out. If you don't want to though, please disregard this, and sorry to bug you):

      My friend, SilverFalcon, desperately needs votes. He's competing for sponsorship. If you could go here and type "Silverfalcon" that'd be awesome, and I will go back later and +1 mod your vote. Thanks! (let me know when you voted so I know to mod ya. smiley1.gif )

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