JohnChief

Male
from London

  • Activity

    • My Secret Identity!

      12 years ago

      JohnChief

      As many of you already know, a podcast dedicated to Halo 2 was lauched several months ago, if you didn't know that, then you were hiding under a box, or maby you have more of a social life than i do. so anywho, you can find it here: www.podtacular.com

      so, long story short, those of you who know of this show and regularely listen to it, you may have noted that aroung episode 7 ( i think), a "brit" sent in grunt impersonations which were deemed highly amusing.

      That my friends, was I *Gasp*
      I am Halonator the Grunt Impersonator.

      "Why should i care?" i hear you plea. Well, you shouldn't, but i have nothing better to do so i thought i'd just tell you.

      On other news, my GCSE's are coming up soon and if i don't get high grades i don't get a 360. So, if anyone has any info on a device which i could use to directly download data to my brain, feel free to write. I'll mod you or something...

      Thank you ladied, gentleman and disfiguered alien monsters for your time, and keep on fraggin truks..

    • Mac Parody......Funny AND Informative

      13 years ago

      JohnChief

      hi eveyone,

      i have recently (about 8 months ago) come across a mac parody which i found very funny.

      it's a guy talking about all the problems he has incountered in his work while using a MAC.

      if you are a loyal PC user you will love this, and if you use an APPLE give it a look anyway because it's just a bit of fun and all the problems in it have actually happened, so it's not just some Windows fanboy trying to say the MACs suck.

      Before you start sending me and Hunter (the star of the clip) threatening e-mails, please bear in mind that we are NOT mindless fanboys, and Hunter uses MACs professionaly for his work.

      This clip is also educational as it is funny, as it tells you what to do if you "accidentally rename a system file on a MAC.

      here's the link: www.happynowhere.net/mac_parody.php

      you will need to be able to view .avi to watch this movie. so if you havn't already, download DivX, it's brilliant.

      p.s. this link gives you the option to download the movie or stream it.

      thank you for not verbally harrasing me.

      remember, it's just a bit of fun, don't take it too seriously.

      If you must harrass me, please frame all insults in the form of a question (where have i read that before, hmm...

      ENJOY!

    • HALO 2 MAP PACK

      13 years ago

      JohnChief

      i got the new maps CD a couple of days ago (yes it came out later in the UK, of course),

      and i would like to take this opportunity to say,,,,,,,,, THEY ROCK TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF AWSOMENESS!!!!!!!!.

      The graphical detail is a whole lot better sinse bungie whern't in such a great ruch this time round, and all the extra objects like the train are B-E-A-utiful.

      I would like to conclude by saying this on behalf of all HALO gamers:

      Thank you Bungie, for making my life a happier one worth living, in the midst of Coursework and evil teachers.

      Had it not been for you, i may not be here right now, no, i would probably have been brainwashed into studying every waking moment of my life.

      your's sinserly:

      HALO fan number 143259342987305978698475 : )

    • HALO COVENANT FONT

      13 years ago

      JohnChief

      If you don't already have this font, TAKE IT, it's very cool.

      follow the link below and the download starts in 4 seconds.

      www.the-junkyard.net/files-halo2.php?action=download&id=316

      if you have any problems getting the font to work message me, ill be glad to help as soon as i sign in.

      Enjoy : )


      p.s. I did not make the font.

      p.s.s. The font only works in capital letters!!! and there are no numbers, but thats not my fault.

      if you right lower case or numbers etc. you'll need to highlight the text and change it to another font before you can read it.

    • 13 days till launch!!!

      13 years ago

      JohnChief

      YEEESSSS!!!!! Only 13 days till HALO 2 multiplayer pack comes out on disk. I CAN'T WAIT!!!

      there's going to be so many cool new maps and weapon fixes, and movies.....it's just too much exitement to handle in one day, i have to calm down.........................breathing........1,2,3,4,

      OH SOD IT WOOOOOOOOOOOT.!!!!!! This calls for a celebration, DRINKS ARE ON ME, (if your name is bob, and your 5 foot 7 and you have 5 legs.)

      AND it comes out 1 day after my holiday begins. WOOOOOOOOOOOT.

      THANK YOU BUNGIE, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

      now, those of you who know me probably know by now that i usually declare national holidays in HALO related occasions such as this one.

      however, it will be the holiday by then anyone, so instead of wasting my powers on that......IM EXTENDING THE SUMMER HOLIDAY BY 3 WEEKS, for the sake of xbox live and halo. and anyone who has a problem with that should call me on 0800-ki55-my-455. and i'll be sure to register your complaint on my invisible typewriter.

      thank you

    • THANK YOU BUNGIE!!!!!

      13 years ago

      JohnChief

      Recently i played the four new maps on HALO 2.....and.........
      CONTAINMENT IS SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      It's soooo big and sooo cool............i need to have an all out war on that map, just imagine it with 16 people playing assult or CTF or maybe team Slayer........(*drool*).

      i'm sorry i have to go, my Xbox needs me!

    • Halo 2 expantion pack and XBOX 2 special

      13 years ago

      JohnChief

      if you keep with Halo news, as I do.....you should by now know that an expansion pack is comming out for Halo 2 soon.

      As well as movies, (maybe an alternate ending), and many other things, it will contain NINE NEW MULTIPLAYER MAPS!!!!

      YES!, not one, not 5, NINE..

      In light of this great news, i will be facking my death and lying low from school for a few days (perhaps months) after the release of the pack (should be 28th june)....or maby just getting "ill".

      those of you who have read my previous journals will know that i have vestid in myself the power to declare public holidays.....
      Therefore the release date of the expansion pack is now a public holiday, in both America and Europe.......(possibly Mongolia).


      WOOOT LAN PARTAY!!!!!! WOOOOT!

      In other news, on may the 12th, MTV (America), are showing an XBOX 2 (which has been confirmed to be called XBOX 360), special. MTV (UK) are showing it on the 13th. I am currently unaware at what time, but i think it's 8pm.


      thank you for listening you've been a great audience.

    • Misunderstanding

      13 years ago

      JohnChief

      B4 anyone starts bad mouthing me for my previous post, i did'nt mean that the ending was crap. it may have come out that way, but i have problems.... its not that im retarted, i just have a thyroied dificiancy.
      All i REALLY ment was that mayb they'll do and ending with chief this time, since the film is based on both the games.

    • Halo the movie.

      13 years ago

      JohnChief

      Well, it's only a matter of time now. they've got a script writer and some of the cast.
      MUST SEE MOVIE, CANNOT WAIT..........NEED GOOD ENDING FOR HALO2!

    • HALO The Movie!!!

      14 years ago

      JohnChief

      Ok, most of (if not all) of us HALO fenatics have probably already thought about this at one time or another. and i'm aware that there is a topic in the forum about this.......but who would play MC?

      lol, imagine if Arnold Shwartzenablahblah blayed him!!!!

  • About Me

  • Comments (37)

    • The_Dark2

      12 years ago

      Hey JohnChief. You have been deleted from my friend's list (like you noticed). If you'd like to remain, please read my friend's policy and request again. smiley0.gif

    • The_Dark2

      12 years ago

      Sorry for bothering you, but you haven't been commenting me much, so if you'd like to remain on my friends list, please comment! Thanks.

    • OmarB

      12 years ago

      HALO 3 HAS BEEN ANNOUCNED!!!! SPREAD THE WORD!!!!
      go to bungie.net for more detailed info.

    • JohnChief

      12 years ago

      same to you!

    • JohnChief

      12 years ago

      thnx,i aim to plz...

    • TEH_J3RM

      12 years ago

      yo,
      how are u doing, just stoppin by,
      by the way nice pics

    • minchkin77

      12 years ago

      Happy New Year!

    • JohnChief

      13 years ago

      OMG, my first award!!!

      well, i havn't prepared any speeches but, what the heck "ehm *brings paper out of pocket*

      "i would like to start by telling you all how much of a shock this is and how much it really means to me *sob*
      emm, i'd like to thank JTS for this award.

      AND RvB, this wouldn't have been possible without you! i'd also like to thank all my fans out there, but i won't becaus im like that!

      and finally, i think i speak on behalf of all of us when i say "THANK YOU BUNGIE FOR HALO AND ALL THE JOY AND PAIN OF GETTING NO-SCOPED WHICH IT BRINGS US!!!!

      PEACE, I LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!............but not in that way.



    • SniperJTS

      13 years ago

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      JohnChief... you're my friend... here's proof...

    • JohnChief

      13 years ago

      thnx, i think it's really well drawn too,hmmmmmmm....i wonder who drew it.

    • halosaif

      13 years ago

      yo man i cant stand that elite pic its sooo funny

    • JohnChief

      13 years ago

      woops, i just tagged 5 ppl,

      SORRY RVB sorry sorry sorry...........

      plz don't ban me, RvB is my livelyhood!!! *sob + puppy eyes*

    • Kasimoto

      13 years ago

      Stop the tag...staff said that they'll start banning peeps of rvb cause it's anoying

    • JohnChief

      13 years ago

      fine, i'm tagged. NOW WHO'SE NEXT!!!

    • XxZeruelxX

      13 years ago

      TAG YOU ARE IT!


      The Game of Tag
      If I tagged you... HA! You now have to follow the rules of the game:

      -You cannot tag someone who tagged you
      -You should tag at least 5 other people (those with 4 or less will be punished by flogging or any other way I can think of)
      -Random tagging is accepted
      -All tagging should be done in the personal comments section on the homepage of the tag-ee
      -Do not eat a live chicken
      -This game is only fun if people participate
      -The goal is for everyone on the site to get tagged EVENTUALLY
      -If you decide to participate, post the rules in your journal or link them to this journal
      -I have a space monkey in my pics section
      -There is no violence until I change the game to capture the flag
      -When capture the flag breaks out, the teams will cluck like chickens until I am satisfied (....???)

    • JohnChief

      13 years ago

      yes, i do no how to live........i eat, and my breathing is great!

    • oneoneseven

      13 years ago

      you know how to live
      keepin it real

    • drunk_anubis

      13 years ago

      hello, I'm anoying

    • drunk_anubis

      13 years ago

      hello

    • drunk_anubis

      13 years ago

      hello,

    • gotan314

      13 years ago

      love your pic

    • JohnChief

      13 years ago

      you try controller a vehicle from an advanced race AND filling your stomach with a dilitious pepperoni pizza......
      it just dos'nt work, did u see what happend to MC when he was sopposed to take the sniper position and play do fish with a mouse? (TSAH)

    • MissPriss

      13 years ago

      I fly Banshees and eat Pizza. (but not at the same time).


      why not, anybody can do those two things, but do them at the same time, then you'd be cool :)

    • JohnChief

      13 years ago

      i don't get beaten much.......i have numerous "large" friends!!!!!!!!!!

    • ARKLAIN

      13 years ago

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    • alec_da_infa

      14 years ago

      wow a pacifist in london
      man u must get beaten up and mugged alot

    • squeak117

      14 years ago

      red warf. what a show.
      have u ever seen the one with the hot babes that turn out to be giant cockroaches. that was my favourite episode because at the start he has tobasco with his cornflakes... and i love tobasco!!

    • boblong

      14 years ago

      the reason the dude who got blown up is in HALO2 is cause that was an alternate endding not a real one.... if u read the novel First Strike u'll find out how chief got back to earth in the Longsword and how Sargent johnson survives halo.... the novel is really good so u should have read it newayz

    • HalomasterDJ

      14 years ago

      excuse me if im bein un-fair here but...banshees are for noobs they are so easy to get good with and kill with that...well when i began playin halo for the PC i joined a clan called (RED) i got in after i killed 100 some ppl in a banshee (flying noob-mobile) but bottom line is i could kill hunfreds in 30 min usin a shee as A NOOB! no offence intended,just i think theyr for noobs thats all just tell me if im wrong and ill debate it ...and then decline it..then go back to my stubborn self.

    • Dragontamer

      14 years ago

      Alien vs Predator

    • Dragontamer

      14 years ago

      NIOOM COCKBITE

    • Dragontamer

      14 years ago

      NIOOOM

    • HalomasterDJ

      14 years ago

      WTF WTF!...what do you want from a post I mean it was a joke....DAmN (what does the -1 thing do anyway)(i dont care ill still do my best to try to get pissed about something i have no clue about) CMON!!! THATS BS

    • beef52

      14 years ago

      So john you asked where i got my pic a friend of mine made it for me in photoshop. We all were assigned chaeacters on red vs. blue im doc.

    • CaseyManDude

      14 years ago

      Banshee pilot?
      Then I trust you know of the ultimate weapon. The run-you-over gun.
      (Bwahaaa! SQUISH AND DIE!)

    • HalomasterDJ

      14 years ago

      i was a ninja once ...then i found out that all people from japan are fags....so i got then hell outta there.....i became a ninja from the leasson tutorial that i found on the internet! it involved a kick ass pose and a black shirt.....i got arrested for scaring young children in the city square.....and manslaughter.....*cough* ...then i decided to join the boyscouts but quickely got kicked out for eating a brownie....(hash brownie) (no japenese were hanged in the making on this text) and no i did not smuggle mexicans across the border for 5.99 plus tax (although it did include a free mr poatao head mustache edd. shit did i say that no wait i typed it which means i can still erase its crazy enough it just might work ok click........send.........wait........shit . All of the previous should be disregaurded codeword dirtbag *beep* hits a ninja.

    • Ninja

      14 years ago

      Welcome to the Ninja Clan your reining leaders in the Clan are : (me) Ninja and Ninjas_girl

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