JohnSprtn117

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from a little plce i lke to call HERE AND NOW

  • Activity

    • Xbox 360 X05 faceplate

      13 years ago

      JohnSprtn117

      check this out it's like the only one left on e-bay

      and only 500 of these limited edition faceplates were made.

      cgi.ebay.com/Xbox-360-faceplate-X05-Amsterdam-SEALED-RARE_W0QQitemZ8277028318QQcategoryZ122517QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

    • HELP ME!!!!!

      13 years ago

      JohnSprtn117

      I entered this contest and I need your help to win give this picture +10 and I will give away all my mod points to everyone who posts in this jornal entry!!!!

      Just click here------------------ www.hex168.com/sightings.aspx?sighting=093f94c1-5442-44f5-95f1-61cd191f0865

    • THANX

      14 years ago

      JohnSprtn117

      Well I am now a level 16 thanx for all your help everybody. i coulden't do it without you...

      Anyway to thank you i am having a contest... don't worry...no skill is involved.

      Here are the rules the person to enter the 50th comment gets 10 mod points, no comments two in a row...
      sound kinda lame...well if give me one mod point you can enter a joke/funny comment for a seperate contest in the same place for another 10 mod points.

      so lets review the rules:
      1.The person with the fiftyith comment gets 10 mod points.
      2.No comment can have the same owner in two consecutive comments.
      3.You can comment as many times as u want, aslong as there are no comments two in a row!!!
      4.If u give me one mod point THROUGH MESSAGING ME u enter yourself in the joke/comment contest.
      5.To enter this contest send me a message asking to be entered i will reply yes and then u mod me +1 on my reply otherwise it doesn't count!!!
      6.Enter your funny comment in this jornal with all the unimmaginitive lazy bums that are trying to get the easy 10 mod points...freeloaders

      7.If the 50th copmment also is the funnyist that person gets 30 mod points, not 20

      Lastly don't forget to keep checking back to see the weekly CTRL-ALT DEL comic!!!!!!!

    • CTRL-ALT-DEL

      14 years ago

      JohnSprtn117

      well i have been going through the CTRL-ALT-DEL comic archives and have found lots of tham that are hilaryus!!!!

      So check back each week to see the newone i posted up in my pic's...or else!!!!!

    • LOOK AT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      14 years ago

      JohnSprtn117

      www.ebaumsworld.com/trippyredballs.html

      this is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      if the link doesnt work cut and paste it into the adress box. this is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Joke of the day

      14 years ago

      JohnSprtn117

      Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."

      "Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

      When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

      The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

      "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

    • Hilaryus joke of the day

      14 years ago

      JohnSprtn117

      A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the newspaper, and is not having much luck. One day he comes across a beautiful classic Harley with a for sale" sign on it. Upon inspection, he is amazed to find the bike in mint condition. He inquires about it with the owner."This bike is beautiful! I'll take it. But you gotta tell me how you keep it in such good shape.

      "Well," says the seller, "it's pretty simple. Just make sure that if the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain. In fact, since you're buying the bike I won't need my tube of Vaseline anymore. Here, you can have it." and he hands the buyer a tube of Vaseline.

      The guy buys the bike and off he goes, a happy biker. He takes the bike over to show his girlfriend. She's ecstatic (being a Harley fan).

      That night, he decides to ride the bike over to his girlfriend's parents' house. It's the first time he's going to meet them and figures it will make a big impression. When the couple gets to the house, the girlfriend grabs her boyfriend's arm.

      "Honey," she says, "I gotta tell you something about my parents before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."

      "No problem," he says. And in they go.

      The boyfriend is astounded. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the family room, another huge stack of dishes. Piled up the stairs, dirty dishes. In fact, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.

      As dinner progresses, the boyfriend decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses his girlfriend. No one says a word. So he decides to reach over and fondle her breasts. He looks at her parents, but still they keep quiet.

      So he stands up, grabs his girlfriend, strips her naked, and they make love right on the dinner table. Still, no one says a word.

      "Her Mom's kinda cute", he thinks. So he grabs his girlfriend's Mom and has his way with her right there on the dinner table. Again, total silence.

      Then, a few raindrops hit the window and the boyfriend realizes it's starting to rain. He figures he'd better take care of the motorcycle, so he pulls the Vaseline from his pocket.

      Suddenly the father stands up and shouts: "All right, all right! I'll do the damn dishes."

    • Joke of the Week

      14 years ago

      JohnSprtn117

      A man is out driving happily along in his car late one Saturday night. Before too long, the cops pull him over. The policeman walks up to the man and asks, “Have you been drinking, sir?â€Â

      “Why? Was I weaving all over the road?†the man answered.

      “No,†replied the policeman, “you were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat chick in the passenger seat that gave you away.â€Â

    • Office Joke

      14 years ago

      JohnSprtn117

      A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business! The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"

      A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?" The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

      Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?" With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.

  • Comments (10)

    • RvBRecruit

      12 years ago

      Hey John, I sent u episode 29 through e-mail...even though you posted that comment 2 years ago...but just in case...

    • Coleor

      13 years ago

      Hey i like that pic did you draw it? But meh, i watch you for a bit and make a few comments k?

    • 180

      13 years ago

      new pics come c u mite like some pls spread the word

    • cricketboy

      13 years ago

      sweet shit you know that his name is john too mot many know cuz they dont read the damn book that are really good to read GO SPARTIN 117

    • cricketboy

      13 years ago

      sweet shit you know that his name is john too mot many know cuz they dont read the damn book that are really good to read GO SPARTIN 117

    • chris_harry

      14 years ago

      \/ \/ ditto... that is one awsome picture... man, some people go over the top with some picture making... because thats one F***ing awsome picture... excuse me french

    • Uptown_shado

      14 years ago

      Cool picture. Where did you get it? Mine has an elite and a red master chief.

    • JohnSprtn117

      14 years ago

      um thanx?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

    • spargmeister

      14 years ago

      award2.bmp

    • JohnSprtn117

      14 years ago

      u no what if u want to be my friend u need to get to know me. Read my profile, coment on my pics, message me. Don't just ask me out of the blue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


      P.S. 5 or 6 mod points would get u on my good side also........(hint hint)

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