JohnZoidberg

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from Crawfordville, FL

  • Activity

    • A+, MCP, Net +, Server, MSCA, MCSE, ect.

      11 years ago

      JohnZoidberg

      Sorry Ive been gone for soo damn long. Ive been in school. Well I still am, though I can finally gain access to the all beloved internet so as to check up on everything. Im in deep for MCSE and as much else as I can acquire. Hows everyone been? Lemmie know, Ill be back on later! Peace!

    • Tried and Tired

      12 years ago

      JohnZoidberg

      Im tired of hindsight alwyse being 20/20! What ever happened to forsight?
      Im tired of alwyse saying the right thing at the wrong time.
      Im tired of the right person not realizing sooner... Or not realizing period.
      Im tired of sleepless nights left to the "what if"s.
      Im tired of looking up at the night's sky only to feel alone.
      Im tired of getting the erie preminition that Im on the edge of great destruction but the eve of bittersweet.
      Im tired of being there for someone only to find that there never there for me.
      Im tired of friends who leave you feeling tortured.
      Im tired of having to put my feelings aside so another can make a mistake.
      Im tired of people humoring people..
      Im tired of speaking my heart to walls because there the only ones who will listen.
      Im tired of knowing people.
      Im tired of loving people.
      Im tired of people on tv attempting to sell me things.
      Im tired of demons dressed as prophets.
      Im tired of understaning the hopeless music on the radio.
      Im tired of caring.
      Im tired of giving a damn.
      Im tired of "maby"s.
      Im tired...

    • Savin' Me : Nickleback

      12 years ago

      JohnZoidberg

      *One of my all time favorates. This song kinda speaks to me. Enjoy*

      Risen gates won’t open up for me
      On these hands and knees I’m crawling
      Oh, I reach for you

      Well I’m terrified of these four walls
      These iron bars can’t hold my soul in
      All I need is you
      Come please I’m calling
      And oh I scream for you
      Hurry I’m falling
      I'm falling

      Show me what it’s like
      To be the last one standing
      And teach me wrong from right
      And I’ll show you what I can be
      And say it for me
      Say it to me
      And I’ll leave this life behind me
      Say it if it’s worth savin' me

      Heaven’s gates won’t open up for me
      With these broken wings I’m falling
      all I see is you

      These city walls ain’t got no love for me
      I’m on the ledge of the eighteenth story
      And oh I scream for you
      Come please I’m calling
      And all I need from you
      Hurry I’m falling
      I'm falling

      Show me what it’s like
      To be the last one standing
      And teach me wrong from right
      And I’ll show you what I can be
      And say it for me
      Say it to me
      And I’ll leave this life behind me
      Say it if it’s worth savin' me
      Hurry I’m falling

      Yeah, yeah-hey

      And all I need is you
      Come please I’m calling
      And oh I scream for you
      Hurry I’m falling
      I'm falling
      I'm falling

      Show me what it’s like
      To be the last one standing
      And teach me wrong from right
      And I’ll show you what I can be
      And say it for me
      Say it to me
      And I’ll leave this life behind me
      Say it if it’s worth savin' me
      Hurry I’m falling

      And say it for me
      Say it to me
      And I’ll leave this life behind me
      Say it if it’s worth savin' me

    • Jars of Clay : Work

      12 years ago

      JohnZoidberg

      *This is one off their Good Monsters album. Enjoy!*

      Just in case, I will leave my things packed so I can run away
      I cannot trust these voices

      I don't have a line of prospects that can give some kind of peace
      There is nothing left to cling to that can bring me sweet release
      I have no fear of drowning, it's the breathing that's taking all this work

      Do you know what I mean when I say, 'I don't want to be alone.'
      What I mean when I say, 'I don't want to be alone.'

      Empty spaces, shadows hit by street lights
      warning signs and weight of tired conversations

      In the absence of a shoulder, in the abscess of a thief
      On the brink of this destruction, on the eve of bittersweet
      Now all the demons look like prophets and I'm living out
      every word they speak, every word they speak

      Do you know what I mean when I say, 'I don't want to be alone, '
      What I mean when I say, 'I don't want to be alone'
      What I mean when I say, 'I don't want to be alone.'

      Do you know what I mean when I say, 'I don't want to be alone.'....
      I have no fear of drowning. It's the breathing that's taking all this work.

    • Staind - It's Been a While.

      12 years ago

      JohnZoidberg

      One of my all time faves (like all the music I post here). Enjoy! smiley8.gif

      And it's been awhile
      Since I could hold my head up high
      And it's been awhile since I first saw you
      And it's been awhile since I could stand on my own two feet again
      And it's been awhile since I could call you

      And everything I can't remember
      As fucked up as it all may seem
      The consequences that I've rendered
      I've stretched myself beyond my means

      It's been awhile
      Since I can say that I wasn't addicted
      And it's been awhile since I can say I love myself as well and
      And it's been awhile since I've gone and fucked things up just like I always do
      And it's been awhile but all that shit seems to disappear when I'm with you

      And everything I can't remember
      As fucked up as it all may seem
      The consequences that I've rendered
      I've gone and fucked things up again

      Why must I feel this way?
      Just make this go away
      Just one more peaceful day

      And it's been awhile
      Since I could look at myself straight
      And it's been awhile since I said I'm sorry
      And it's been awhile since I've seen the way the candles light your face
      And it's been awhile but I can still remember just the way you taste

      And everything I can't remember
      As fucked up as it all may seem to be
      I know it's me
      I cannot blame this on my father
      He did the best he could for me

      And it's been awhile
      Since I could hold my head up high
      And it's ben awhile since I said I'm sorry

      Staind - It's Been a While

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    • Sorry, but were all out!

      12 years ago

      JohnZoidberg

      Were did all the good people go? Where did I go so wrong?

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    • Dashboard Confessional : Vindicated

      12 years ago

      JohnZoidberg

      *Blast from the past according to some of the "younger hipper" types. But this one alwyse gets to me, and is a personal fave! Enjoy!*

      Hope dangles on a string
      Like slow spinning redemption
      Winding in and winding out
      The shine of which has caught my eye

      And roped me in
      So mesmerizing, so hypnotizing
      I am captivated

      [Chorus]
      I am Vindicated
      I am selfish
      I am wrong
      I am right
      I swear I'm right
      I swear I knew it all along

      And I am flawed
      But I am cleaning up so well
      I am seeing in me now the things you swore you saw yourself

      So clear
      Like the diamond in your ring
      Cut to mirror your intentions
      Oversized and overwhelmed
      The shine of which has caught my eye
      And rendered me so isolated, so motivated
      I am certain now that

      [Chorus]

      So turn
      Up the corners of your lips
      Part them and feel my finger tips
      Trace the moment, fall forever
      Defense is paper thin
      Just one touch and I'd be in
      Too deep now to ever swim against the current
      So let me slip away [3x]
      So let me slip against the current
      and let me slip away [4x]

      [Chorus]

      Slight hope
      It dangles on a string
      Like slow spinning redemption...

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    • The Fray : Over My Head.

      12 years ago

      JohnZoidberg

      *One of my current faves. If you disagree then go do something else.*

      I never knew
      I never knew that everything was falling through
      That everyone I knew was waiting on a queue
      To turn and run when all I needed was the truth
      But that's how it's got to be
      It's coming down to nothing more than apathy
      I'd rather run the other way than stay and see
      The smoke and who's still standing when it clears

      Everyone knows I'm in
      Over my head, over my head
      With eight seconds left in overtime
      She's on your mind, she's on your mind

      Let's rearrange
      I wish you were a stranger I could disengage
      Let's just say that we agree and then never change
      Soften a bit until we all just get along
      But that's disregard
      Find another friend and you discard
      As you lose the argument in a cable car
      Hanging above as the canyon comes between

      Everyone knows I'm in
      Over my head, over my head
      With eight seconds left in overtime
      She's on your mind, she's on your mind

      Everyone knows I'm in
      Over my head, over my head
      With eight seconds left in overtime
      She's on your mind, she's on your...

      And suddenly I become a part of your past
      I'm becoming the part that don't last
      I'm losing you and its effortless
      Without a sound we lose sight of the ground
      In the throw around
      Never thought that you wanted to bring it down
      I won't let it go down till we torch it ourselves

      Everyone knows I'm in
      Over my head, over my head
      With eight seconds left in overtime
      She's on your mind, she's on your mind

      Everyone knows shes on your mind
      Everyone knows I'm over my head
      I'm in over head, over my head

      Everyone knows I'm in
      Over my head, over my head
      With eight seconds left in overtime
      She's on your mind, she's on your mind

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    • Friends... Not the TV show...

      12 years ago

      JohnZoidberg

      Though the show was somewhat entertaining!

      I get the feeling ever more that Im being walked on, or just humored by those around me. I do things for my friends and am then chastised for being too caring and too much of a idealist. Im told that my somewhat kind nature is "disgusting". Then, I sat in my truck for about an hour wondering if they are right, or how they could be right. For the first time I drove my truck home and lacked enjoyment from the fimiliar rumble of the exaust, I even killed the engine at the light by leaving it in 5th accidently. Now I sit at home, and wonder how pulling a drunk friends car out of a ditch makes me a bad person. Anyone ever just wanted to snap, and be mean and cruel(not in joking but for serious) to someone but knew you couldn't? I grow tired of love/hate friendships with some(granted not all are like that), but find myself unable to walk away. smiley3.gif

    • Pink Floyd

      12 years ago

      JohnZoidberg

      Cd covers and such from some of my favorate Pink Floyd albums.

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      And, if ya dont like Pink Floyd then just huddle up in a corner, close your eyes really tight and hope it all goes away.

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  • About Me

  • Comments (113)

    • LedZepplin77

      10 years ago

      Hi

    • BobSalawalatski

      11 years ago

      Hey, since you didn't reply on the journal to receive your mods for Veyronist Day, I modded your journal instead.

    • BobSalawalatski

      11 years ago

      Congrats, JohnZoidberg!

      You won a prize of 11 Mods for the 2008 Veyronist Day Giveaway!

      See my journal for more.

    • 15deathblade

      11 years ago

      Very funny comic lmao

    • m00nweasel

      11 years ago

      Welcome back.

      <--------- former spitfire69

    • BobSalawalatski

      11 years ago

      Hey, it's great to see you back again! I hope you can stick around this time.

      Right now, I'm working on the final revisions to Veyronism before I launch an official site. Bugatti revealed the Veyron Pur Sang recently, and they said there are to be Five made and sold for $2.2 Million Each.

      The biggest difference is a lack of exterior paint.

      So accordingly, I have decided to essentially knight five members (Including myself) with the honor of being among the Pur Sang Veyronists. Of the three I've selected already, you are one of them. I'm asking your permission because you would no longer have color choice for your avatar. What do you say?

    • SnideT_BIRD FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      no, it really isnt. at least the story to halo 3, they fucked it up big time. and i prefer the halo 2 multiplayer, they screwed up some stuff. but there is some cool new stuff. if they bring back lockout though, ill be happy.

    • BobSalawalatski

      11 years ago

      I hope you come back soon.

      We have 21 Members already, and 8 more who aren't signed up yet, but have applied.

      I'm remaking all the avatars because MS Paint in Windows Vista anti-aliases text without resizing the image. I'm going to be distributing the Journal signatures soon, too.

    • spitfire69

      11 years ago

      Hmmm, six months, must be due for a return.

    • teamcharlie

      12 years ago

      i appreciate you're non-retarded comments that you've made on my pictures. so i gave you mod points.

    • BobSalawalatski

      12 years ago

      Hey, I have completed the Veyronist avatars.

      Look Here for them.

      There are also some new angle options!

    • burgundy

      12 years ago

      Yeah, I need to get out for a while. I might be going with one of my friends to Washington for a concert, that will take a week, it should be a good vacation if I can go.

    • fnvicky

      12 years ago

      holy shnikes those look damn yummy!!!, ima try to make some this week!

    • BobSalawalatski

      12 years ago

      Hope you've had as Merry a Christmas as I did!

      And have a Happy New Year, too!

    • fnvicky

      12 years ago

      s68014538.jpg

    • BobSalawalatski

      12 years ago

      Nice to hear about the uniform avatars. But... Are you trying to say mine sucks?

      eh? eh? smiley8.gif

      BTW! Good to hear more are flocking to the cause! smiley0.gif


      How can a Veyronist avatar suck? It is not possible.

      Even a non-Veyronist avatar that simply has a Veyron in it can't suck. smiley8.gif

      Oh yeah, with these new avatars, they're going to be very similar, but everyone gets to choose any two colors for thier Veyron.

      I'll compile some squares with all the different colors later, and you can choose from them.

    • Phoenix_13

      12 years ago

      I love the Phoenix quote you put on my image.

    • BobSalawalatski

      12 years ago

      What? An outrage! The Great Veyron would never wear a Santa hat! To the Veyron, Santa is nothing but a rival deity! smiley5.gif


      But, there are points for creativity... And, you get them.... smiley7.gif


      No, the Veyron is santa.

      Duh.

      smiley0.gifsmiley8.gif

      Oh, I forgot to update you on Veyronism when I first saw you back.

      The members now include You, zapotec, kmkzeWtrMln, and myself.

      Also, I'm going to make some new Veyronist avatars for everyone soon. They'll be more uniform, while at the same time much better.

    • IchibanYarim

      12 years ago

      Hellos. Thought I would drop a comment. Just to poke and agitate you.

    • fnvicky

      12 years ago

      silly site wont let me read your message ...rawr.

      but hi!!! nice to see you back online. smiley1.gif

    • Dan3000

      12 years ago

      [vote for the best car of 2006
      vote here

    • burgundy

      12 years ago

      Hey, its the old kriebles, just letting you know so you can add me.

    • PieStalker

      12 years ago

      check out my journal

    • fnvicky

      12 years ago

      i miss your quotes...hope all is well.

    • aezd4ever

      12 years ago

      HI!!!

    • ammoboy

      12 years ago

      vauxhall is just one of my favs i would rather have like a gallardo

    • fnvicky

      12 years ago

      indoor tackle football???? all i can think is "ouch"

      and oreos kick all possible butt...i ate a crapload of them last night smiley0.gif

    • kirkchurch

      12 years ago

      That's nice to hear about the Veyron. I would love to have it in my car, but there IS a reason why I like the Diablo. Not so much for it's looks, but because I want the engine. Plus, it WAAAY more bulletproof than the bulletproof Coutach I'm selling to get that 1970 Porsche 911 Carrera Widebody (In my Image Gallery). The colour is Candy Orange Maranello if your wondering.

      Anyway, here is what I know about the car:

      Type : Lamborghini Diablo VTTT

      Years built : 1996 - 1998
      Production : 8

      Weight : 1701 kg (3750 Lbs) - PM back on what she weights, I forget.
      Distribution : 40/50 % front / rear

      Structure : High-resistance steel alloy and carbon fiber
      Body : Alluminium alloy and composite materials (cx : 0.31), rear spoiler optionally available
      Suspension : Independent front & rear with parallelogram action unequal length wishbones, anti-roll bar and front anti-dive / anti-squat geometry
      Brakes : All-wheel Brembo ventilated disc brakes with 4-piston calipers on the front and 2-piston calipers on the rear ones, with an H-type hydraulic circuit, and servo-assistance

      Front tyre size : 245/40 ZR 17
      Rear tyre size : 335/35 ZR 17
      Type : Pirelli P ZERO with asymmetric unidirectional tread - Meaning you could rotate your front or rear rims without having to take the tires off and having just the tires switched so the tread wouldn't be facing the WRONG way.
      Front rim size : 8.5 x 17 inch
      Rear rim size : 13 x 17 inch
      Type : Three-piece chromed OZ-Racing aluminium light-alloy

      Type : V-12 60 degree, light-alloy block, mid mounted (longitudal), Four Wheel Drive

      Cyl. Capacity : 5709 cc (349 cu) - But I would get it stroked to a 6.0L like the 2000 - 2001 VT 6.0L (End Production)
      Compr. Ratio : 10.0:1
      Turbo : 2 Garret T4 Turbos
      Max. power : 600 bhp to 752 bhp at 6800 rpm
      Max. torque : 552 - 705ft-lbs of Torque (Estimated)

      Type : Lamborghini 5-Speed + Reverse manual all-synchromesh
      ZF final drive with limited-slip differential
      Clutch : Dry-single plate, hydraulically operated

      1st gear ratio : 2.31:1 Max. speed : 97.3 Km/h (59 Mph)
      2nd gear ratio : 1.52:1 Max. speed : 147.7 Km/h (89 Mph)
      3rd gear ratio : 1.13:1 Max. speed : 200.2 Km/h (121 Mph)
      4th gear ratio : 0.89:1 Max. speed : 254.8 Km/h (154 Mph)
      5th gear ratio : 0.68:1 Max. speed : 325 Km/h (202 Mph)
      Rev. gear ratio : 2.12:1 Max. speed : 105.7 Km/h (65.5 Mph)


      Top speed 600 Bhp : 357 Km/h (222 MPH)
      Top speed 752 Bhp : 410 Km/h (255 MPH) - Hate to say I told ya so, but, I told ya so.

      0 - 100 Km/h : 2.8 Seconds

      Capacities :
      Fuel : 100 Lt

      Price : around US $ 500,000
      Current Value : Unknown, not many have been sold recently.
      ___________________________________________________________________________________________________
      I could take it to the next step if I wanted to, better turbos instead of those Garrett T4's, make it a 6.1L, make it EVEN more lighter.

      As you can see, the Diablo always had ALOT of potential. Nobody just took notice. Until I was born! LOL!

    • Mr_Mischif

      12 years ago

      Could you please vote for me in this contest? This is my first time participating in a popularity contest and my first time asking for a vote, so please help a friend out smiley8.gif

    • IchibanYarim

      12 years ago

      Those giant duckies are like $14. It's not worth it.
      Also, I don't get much music exposure. I've probably heard and liked one of their songs without ever knowing it.

    • IchibanYarim

      12 years ago

      The B&B Works have the ducks too, but I hate them all because the children are constantly sqeaking them. It's duck abuse.

    • Netdiver

      12 years ago

      ah its not a bad thing at all


      even wikipedia it they have an article about glomping

    • Netdiver

      12 years ago

      a glomp is like a tackle

    • Netdiver

      12 years ago

      awwwwwwwww thank you!*glomps* smiley0.gif

    • stlranger

      12 years ago

      i would love to swap a mustang 302 in there. fuel injection rocks. but then there's getting a tranny, still don't know wheter to go with manual or just drop a c6 in it. the driveshaft changes. radiator issues. valve cover clearance issues. whats worse is this is my daily driver. i can't afford to have it out of commission for a week while i get engine issues sorted out.

    • stlranger

      12 years ago

      i got no place to even put a motor. garage is full with two other projects right now. neither can go outside. i got no way to lift the old motor out, or put the new one in.

    • stlranger

      12 years ago

      i wish i had a 302 going in my truck, but sadly, i am poor. maybe next year, or maybe not at all. don't know yet.

    • BobSalawalatski

      12 years ago

      Futurama is returning!

      All I know is that Futurama is coming back on the air with 18-22 new episodes in 2007 or 2008.

      But still! Futurama is coming back!

      YAY!

      Post edited 6/25/06 12:29PM

    • fnvicky

      12 years ago

      i havent read any lovecraft yet, also meant to just never got around to it.
      saw city of angels a while back, but it's one i should probably watch again
      and i love love love futures! but havent listen to pink floyd in a while!!! shame on me!...gonna go do that, my dad will be proud.

      thanks for your suggestions!

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      I'm making some friend cuts, and I'm afraid you didn't quite make the cut. Hopefully, nothing much will change, and not being on my friends list won't put you at a disadvantage to anyone else, as I don't post any friends only contests or anything like that. As long as you comment on me, I should comment on you. PLEASE NOTE: I'm not removing you because I dislike you, but its annoying having to navigate through pages and pages of friends.

      Hopefully theres no hard feelings, and hope to talk to you again sometime.

      (This message will be used on every person I cut, so if you have any complaints, questions or anything just message me).

    • Leetard

      13 years ago

      you say veyronism, i say 10.0 BOSSISM
      BOSS> veyron

    • hybridfire

      13 years ago

      hey zoid havnt talked to you in a while

    • carcrazy

      13 years ago

      Don't know if I've told you this before, but I LOVE that Dilbert strip in your about section. Hilarious as an elephant pooping.

    • exploder39

      13 years ago

      thanks :D

    • fnvicky

      13 years ago

      you always leave the best quotes as comments :)

    • Governator1

      13 years ago

      Please excuse me. I had you confused for a lobster.

    • kriebles

      13 years ago

      Hey, thanks for the comment. See, I am going to do it, I am just not sure when. I have to wait for her to be ready first, and that is the hard part.

    • DrumAssault

      13 years ago

      Yeah! Dilbert rules!!!

    • SFH89

      13 years ago

      Impressive for a truck, mine weighs 5,000 pounds but it's stock and 4WD.

    • fnvicky

      13 years ago

      love the quote ya left me.....tis so true....

      i was just noticing random things today..and felt like sharing... some days my mind is more open than others i suppose....

      oh, and ima work on getting my 'politics' in order... ;)

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