Jokebook911

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    • Jokebook911

      i dont even care anymore.

      1 year ago

      schools back......yup. i have absolutely shit stacks of homework, and its just the second week of school. I've got a project on an anthropologist due on tuesday, a physics test on monday, book report on tuesday, and a crap chute of paperwork i have to get done. i have to write a ten minute play for drama. my school is non semestered so at the end of the year, we have all the essays and summative assignments, but this year, my drama summative is in February, and the summative if the 10 minute play. i have to get the play written by the 24th (of september). i have to hand it in earlier than every one else, mainly because I'm going to cuba. now cuban this cuban vacation is going to be both a good thing and a bad thing. good cause i need a vacation. bad because we are going right in the middle of hurricane season. if a hurricane does come, it will be a learning experience. i, thankfully, have never had to experience a hurricane (fuck yea canada), and i can only hope i will never have to. lets get away from school.

      i went to fanexpo canada..........too bad rt wasn't there, but my mega 64 sweater got me a free vinyl decal. but yea fan expo. i got a kickass power girl statue, a dragon ball, a mini poison ivy statue, a lot of manga, and 2 seasons of adventure time. so yea, fan expo. ive been having really great luck with my local comic shop. by good luck, i mean there is shit on sale like a mofo. there are $5 TPB and $10 THB so i am just buying graphic novels left and right. i also got back into magic the gathering. let me just say, magic the gathering is a very dangerous addiction. thats all i really have to say. i just haven't written in a while and i thought i should check in with the literally 0 people that read this. but seriously, if you are reading this, and like watching my profile, just like leave a comment or something. oh i have a twitter so follow me. its @Dandiestman. so follow me, or some shit. so yea. bye guys.

    • Jokebook911

      Fuck Batman Arkham Origins

      2 years ago

      Well, fuck batman Arkham origins, fuck blackmask that third class villain, fuck the new Asian Alfred, fun the fact that in Arkham city, we learn that Harley Quinn gets knocked up with Jokers kid and now we get some shitty origin story game and probably won't get a game around jokers kid cause origins is going to be a piece of shit and fuck the fucking female fucking copper head. I'm still going to get the game, but come on people, why couldn't we have some more robin in the games, or atleast get a little more of hush than we did in Arkham city.

    • Jokebook911

      To Write Or Not To Write.

      2 years ago

      That Truly is the question. i really do not have any thing to talk about, i just felt like talking. the problem is, and i restate this, i have nothing to talk about. so you know what i will talk about, time travel and possibly jobs and education. so time travel. the possibility of traveling forward in time, completely, but it is almost impossible for any thing you see in the future will happen. lets say you went into the future to look at your future self. lets say you worked at, oh i dont know, roosterteeth productions. if alpha you knew that beta you had a job at RT, you would not try do anything for the rest of your life. you would just be waiting until you get the job. if you dont do anything, you wont get the job. so basically, time traveling into the future is, in all actuality, a trip into an alternate reality.

      time travel into the past. impossible. it is impossible. well. time traveling into the past is more like just putting the world into a giant paradox. ill give you an example. lets say friend 1 got mad at friend 2. friend 1 got into their time machine and went back in time to kill 2's parents so that 2 was never born. but if 2 was never born then 1 would never get mad at 2 and thusly would have no reason to go back in time to kill 2's parents. if 1 did not kill 2's parents, then 2 would exist and then 1 would get mad at him, kill him, and then repeat the process. time travel, you gotta be carful when you do it.

      thats all for now cause im tired and their is an attractive female trying to talk to me and i would not mind being inside her. so long for now.

    • Jokebook911

      wow....

      2 years ago

      I have not posted a journal in a while. i mean a whole month. shit. well let me get all 0 of you people that are reading this all caught up. where to start. i guess i just start at pax and work my way here. so pax happened. it was awesome. i got pictures with Michael, Lindsay, almost all the mega 64 guys and almost every one that was at the RT booth. i bought a good amount of crap. the dvds i got were the RVB season 10, MEGA 64 version 1-3, time travellers, gamer wars ( the last one that was at the booth) and the con exclusive DvD. i got all of them signed by prospective people, and i got my RVB Blood Gulch Chronicles and my Season 6,7,8 boxes signed, so that was all awesome. i also got an awesome set of the 1st gen pokemon badges set in metals. none of my friends understand any of them, even after i tell them what they are. i also got copies of all the Dungeons and Dragons 3.5 rulebooks and a shit ton of dice. the con was awesome, i went to the RT panel and that video they showed at the beginning....wow. yea the con was awesome and i really hope i will be able to go to it again in the future, but if i had to choose between Pax East and RTX, i would choose RTX in a heart beat.

      my school life has been a little hectic at the moment and i dont want to talk about it cause im lazy, so ill just say i got 4 projects due next week, and 2 tests. i am so fucking close to just cocking a gun and blowing my fucking brains out. ive been writing a D&D module, which has been fun and challenging cause i have to think of every retarded thing my friends might do. ive never really play D&D before. i downloaded a little campaign and played it with my friends and i was really fun and i really started to understand the game better.

      thats all i have to write about at this time. im probably gonna write again this week just to talk about school, so until then, bye guys.

    • Jokebook911

      ABBA

      2 years ago

      My lord. I found my fathers cd of ABBA GOLD, and i uploaded it to my iPod. for the past week i truly have been a dancing queen. ABBA is so great. i find it hard to believe that when the group started, only one of them knew how to speak english. also, little side note here. for the past week, my hair has looked amazing. that is all.

    • Jokebook911

      GAME CRAZY!

      2 years ago

      March break has been a blast for me. i got through a bitch load of games this week.....well kinda. the games i finished were Mass effect 1 and 2 (again) and then i finished the infinity blade games. i also watched the movie version of Uncharted 1. I started playing Sleeping dogs, which is an amazing game, and i also got back into playing Half-life 2, fallout 3, Dead space 1and i started my 2nd play through of Mass effect 3. i am also trying to %100 lego batman 2 which is surprisingly easy to %100. if anyone is actually reading this and they own lego batman 2 or Lego star wars the complete saga there are 1 or 2 achievements i need a wee bit of help getting in Lego batman 2 and there is 1 achievement i need getting in Starwars. message me if you interested. now on to the rest of my march break. i also got back into playing Final Fantasy 7 and harvest moon back to nature on my PSVita.

      March break has also been a week of Anime for me. i started watching Cowboy Bebop, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Hellsing, Dragonball Z and i also watched the first 2 Evangelion movies. Cowboy Bebop is just amazing. so far im only up to episode 8 but i mean wow, it is great. Fullmetal alchemist on the other hand. i gone through the first 2 "Seasons" of the show and that was fucking cliffhanger at the end of season 2. the show is so good and i now really want to go back and watch the original FullMetal Alchemist. hellsing and dragon ball z i do not want to talk about because i have to sleep but i will take time to talk about Evangelion. the 3rd movie is being released on dvd on April 3rd.......IN JAPAN. fuck. i hoping that the movie will be released at least by june for north America. i never watched the original anime nor did i read the manga, so i really have no idea for whats coming next except for the preview that was shown at the end of EVA 2.

      Pax East is also next week and i think you all know i am excited because this is the first convention i will be attending outside of canada, and the 3rd time i will be leaving the country. that is all i have to say for now because its 12:39 Am and i still need to Update my mac book. Bye guys.

    • Jokebook911

      GIRLY SCREEEEEEEEEEAM!

      2 years ago

      Pax east is happening in eighteen days, but sadly i am unable to attend. oh wait, i am going and i am SO PUMPED! these next 3 weeks are going to be amazing. except for tomorrow. tomorrow i am going to "sick kids hospital". i am going because, apparently its a bad thing to be fat. but fuck the doctors. i am going to pax and i am so excited. this is going to be the first out of country convention i am going to, and let me just say that after this con, i will be asked to never return to America again.

    • Jokebook911

      Oh Raspberry drops

      2 years ago

      "Amazing news RETRACTED, Im already 22 pounds thinner! For the past couple weeks I have lost soo much weight. I have been using these new Raspberry drops I saw on the news. It actually worked for me, let me know how well it works for you This is where I got it from, type in without spaces....."

      This is what i have been seeing on Facebook for the past 5 days, and i am loving it. I'm sure many of you have already had to deal with it on Facebook already. i just find i great that RT is not plagued by these mediocre viruses attacking peoples accounts. i find it even funnier that all of the stupid people i know are the ones that have been hacked. facebook really needs to check their shit.

    • Jokebook911

      fun while it lasted.

      2 years ago

      recently i saw a photo that made me both sad and happy at the same time. "finish the fight" were the first word on the picture. right beside it was a picture of master chief from the cover of halo 3. from today to February 3rd, people are trying to give halo 3 one last goodbye. the sendoff it deserves. a more than 21 gun salute. now im not sure when the matchmaking servers are being shut down for halo 3, but even if its not any time soon, we need to remember. people say that halo is just a video game, but its much more than that. halo helped make, and ruin, friendships. it helped those kids who never really had that many friends growing up, make some friends, all around the world. the halo series in a whole is what we have to thank, because with out halo, there would be no red vs blue, no achievement hunter, no roosterteeth. for these next 3 days, if you have a copy of halo 3, pop it in your xbox and play a game of slayer. you'll be happy you did. i just played for the first time in 2 years, and right after the game, i got an achievement for being the MVP of the game. i always sucked at anything related to matchmaking, but i digress. play some halo 3. you know you want to.

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    • Dylon

      Dylon

      3 years ago

      That was an awesome intro! We'll definitely be using it sometime soon.

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