Joker1745

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  • Activity

    • 4 years ago

      Joker1745

      My Last should be a blink-182 song.

    • 7 years ago

      Joker1745

      IM FUCKING BLAZED I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE HOW CHOPPED I AM. THIS IS A VERY GREAT FEELING. EVERYTHING IS BETTER WHEN I SMOKE NORTHERN LIGHTS.

    • Alotta Stuff.

      9 years ago

      Joker1745

      Modern Warefare 2 is epic and is winning SHOOTER OF THE YEAR.

      Assassins Creed 2 is gonna win Action/Adventure of the Year!.

      Ballad of Gay Tony on GTA IV is amazing and definite buy worthy.

      Borderlands is a great 4 player co-op with your friends way better than Halos.

      NHL will win SPORT GAME OF THE YEAR.

      Hoping to get Left 4 Dead 2. Is it any good?

      Can people bring me up to date?

      Tell me some games if your interested if you even care.

      Sorry for not posting in like a year. I know I suck.

    • I caved!

      9 years ago

      Joker1745

      I'm sorry to all my xbox friends. I have a PS3 SLIM NOW. I KNOW I CAVED! I'm buying littlebig planet and when I pick up the SLIM. I will put my gamertag in the journal. Thank you!

    • Star Trek

      10 years ago

      Joker1745

      This was a very good movie. I have never seen a movie so action packed, but so lighthearted and funny at the same time. I have never seen any of the other movies or tv shows which I hear are very good. I might actually try out the tv show, but I am pretty sure I am going to buy the other movies I missed.

      I have never been a trekkie, but after I see alot of them I will become a trekkie =)

      I would give the movie a 10/10 or 1/1 or 4/4 or anything! Great movie. Worth the wait and you should go see it.

      I also saw the classic 1980's BLOODY VALENTINE MOVIE. It was pretty good that would be a 4.5 out of 5 to go see. You should at least rent it. It's really good.


      Game suggestions anyone?

      I was considering by Chronicles of Riddick Dark Athena, Xmen Origins Wolverine, Brother in Arms Hells Highway, or the Orange Box. I already have 40 dollars on Prototype so thats a buy for sure. If you don't know what PROTOTYPE is you should check into it its on the 360 and PS3. It shall be good.

    • Watchmen/Halo Wars

      10 years ago

      Joker1745

      Best movie ever made from a graphic novel to a movie. It is almost exactly like the book 90% is the same and they changed the ending, but it fit right in. So this was a well made move 10/10.

      Halo Wars bought that a couple days ago pretty awesome. Go buy that. 9.7/10

      Do work.
      Try not to have nightmares on Dr. Manhattans blue floating penis after you see Watchmen.

    • Its Been A While

      10 years ago

      Joker1745

      I am sorry for not talking to my friends so much and I will make sure to make more journals about me and insert more pictures and comments.

      First, I learned how to finally fucking photoshop today =)!

      Second, I bought tons of new ipod touch apps like Super Monkey Ball, Frag Grenade which is really annoying, Annoyance which is also annoying. So bought alot of new annoying stuff.

      Third, I listened to a couple new bands I liked like Acoptlyptica. I think thats how you spell it it has the lead singer from Three Days Grace which is the shit!

      Finally, I completed all my projects and my first semester in High School. Woohoo!!!

      I was hoping on doing some reviews right now.

      Skate 2: This game is probably the best skateboarding game you will ever play. This game is so good because it stays true to the first one. I love it and I play it on a daily basis. Really addictive fun and exicting. 9.6/10

      Gears of War 2: Great game for single player. Too bad they had to kinda fuck up the multiplayer and make it like matchmaking in Halo. But 100X slower. 8.9/10

      GTA IV: This game is perfect in my opinion. I really love the multiplayer and the badass singleplayer. My First 10/10. I never lagged or glitched ever on GTA IV!!

      Left 4 Dead: This is yet another great game with perfect everything except for not the best graphics. Addicting fun multiplayer and co-op. A must buy 9.9/10

      That's it for game reviews. Now to movie reviews.

      Pineaple Express: It makes everything better was there slogan. It made my life more funny and enjoyable must watch 5/5

      Kung Fu Panda: Jack Black funny? Since when!? Kung Fu Panda. Cute movie, and has some funny parts in it. 4.6/5

      Thats all for now, but there will be more movie reviews. PS: Seth Rogen FTW!

      I started listening to Coldplays new album and you should all go listen to at least 8 out of the 12 songs they have. They are really good.

      www.xbox360achievements.org for updates on games if your interested in whats going on and stuff.


      I KNOW THE POLL ABOVE IS ALL DIFFERENT MOVIES IN DIFFERENT GENRES SO JUST GO WITH IT AND VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE ONE.

      FEEL FREE TO START ANOTHER POLL IN THE JOURNAL OF YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES TOO IF YOU WANT TO.

      PS: I HIGHLY RECOMMEND ALL OF YOU GO TO YOUTUBE AND SEARCH FOR BATMAN ARKHAM ASYLUM TRAILER FOR 360 IT LOOKS AMAZING. I HOPE IT DOESN'T DISAPPOINT!

    • Be Quick or Be Dead

      10 years ago

      Joker1745

      I am not sure if most of you no this or not, but my friend who was doing quote of the week removed me for being a very mean immature kid. I don't know what I should do. I tried to talk to Ozerbone, but he doesn't want to talk to me and I apolgized numerous times. On a side note I am sorry for not talking to most of you in a couple weeks again. Also, I am doing ok in school I have a 2.7 GPA right now without most of my grades in.

      Updates of the week

      *Tobey Maguire signed up for 2 more Spiderman sequels with Sam Raimi. Kirsten Dunst wants to do more she said, but isn't signed in.

      *Tony Romo is out due to a pinky injury. What a pussy!

      *Tom Brady is out for the season! YAY!

      That is all the updates of the past week and this week.

      So I am going to talk about my life and some cool stuff I got.

      I got an iPod Touch 16GB! It is so awesome. I need to switch my plan to AT and T so I can be anywhere in the world and be on the internets!

      Reviews of the week

      Dead Space: This game is a perfect example of how scary games are meant to be played. It is very challenging and can be very frustrating at times. When you use the Zero G that does get kind of annoying. The challenge is you have to shoot everywhere on the creature not just its head. The graphics? Wow! Why can't every game be like this and Assassin's Creed? Bring on the 3rd person games! The length is about 12 hours. That is pretty long. The storyline is wow. They could make a movie about the storyline in the game. The controls never made me mad and they were really good. Sounds were perfect. This game is near perfect and it's really good. Go pick this up. I would highly recommend it.

      Saints Row 2: This game is such another perfect example of 3rd person games. It is so fun, but their is so much to do its overwhelming! I love playing this game. Yesterday I checked the time at 10 at night and I was having so much fun in it I didn't even realize 5 hours passed by! I would highly recommend this to.

      Verdict: Dead Space 9.8

      Verdict: Saints Row 2: 9.2

      Also stay tuned for Fable 2 reviews and the new badass looking Spiderman Web of Shadows.

      Go pick them both up. That is not a suggestion.

      New Movies to look out for are

      1. Max Payne
      2. Sex Drive
      3. W.
      4.Pride and Glory
      5. Saw V
      6. Zach and Miri Make a Porno
      7. Role Models
      8. Quantum of Solace

      You like how I put saw 5 on number 5?

      Friend of the Week: Blade54

      Quote of the Week: Remember us." As simple an order as a king can give. For he did not wish tribute, nor song, or monuments or poems of war and valor. His wish was simple. "Remember us," he said to me. That was his hope, should any free soul come across that place, in all the countless centuries yet to be. May all our voices whisper to you from the ageless stones, "Go tell the Spartans, passerby, that here by Spartan law, we lie.

      This one is really easy. So I decieded to make this a little harder by you naming the Spartan from the movie that said this and the movie!

    • Don't Stop Me Now

      10 years ago

      Joker1745

      Hi peoples! I haven't been talking to most of you or probably all of you in at least 2 weeks and I wanna apologize for that. I got my upstairs computer fixed. The reason it broke was because I threw it against the rule when I heard AC/DC in Rock Band 2. True Story. School started for probably everyone now and I having a good time and its huge, but not too huge that you can't find your way. I don't have lots of homework eithers. I'ts awesome!! Just to let you peoples know I are Freshman!

      Updates of the Week

      *The Dark Knight plans on re-opening all over the world again as a reminder and hoping to get an Oscar for Heath Ledger(Rest In Peace) and beating the sons of bitches that wrote and made the movie Titantic and if you haven't seen it more than once yet. Go see it again!!

      *There will be a demo for a game called Fracture and it doesn't look too bad. The demo will be out sometime next week.

      * If you didn't already know achievements for Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe, Lego Batman, Gears of War 2, and Brother in Arms Hells Highway. Go check out xbox360achievements.org

      *There will be a demo for the game Left 4 Dead on the 360 and it will involve the very first mission and it will have co-op and singleplayer demos at the same release. No word yet on the date sadly.

      *Go check out this kid on Youtube and his username is Pruane2Forever and this kid is so hilarious in videos and he isn't even trying!!

      That is all of the updates of the week.

      Does anybody know if there is going to be Queen in Rock Band 2 or Guitar Hero World Tour?

      Please tell me if you know!!

      This Quote of the Week will be a little longer than others. This is probably my favorite movie quote up to date and its not from the Joker!

      Quote of the Week: It's like in the great stories. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were and sometimes you didn't want to know the end because how can the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened, but in the end its only a passing thing this shadow even must darkness pass. A new day will come and when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something even if you were too small to understand why. Folks in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn't. They kept going because they were holding on to something? There is some good in this world and its worth fighting for.

      If you know the answer say it and I made a really long journal because I felt really bad for not making a journal in a long time.

    • Untitled

      10 years ago

      Joker1745

      I was so bored today I watched Star Wars The Clone Wars Volume 1 and Volume 2. I am getting so bored of video games because my arm. The grip feels all weird. I not having a fun day over all.

      I can't believe Downey Jr. dissed The Dark Knight. I think he is just pissed off that he wasn't the best superhero blockbuster.

      American Idol is having a fourth judge and its a girl!

      Some baseball team is punishing a kid for being too good of pitcher. Thats just sad.

      I get my stitches out on Thursday and I got my shirt off by myself!

      Also look up on youtube "Idiot agrees to get a paintball shot in the mouth"

      Ozerbones Quote of the week: Fuck The Napkin

      Don't forget to say the movie if you know it!

  • Comments (1745)

    • DetectiveComics

      9 years ago

      Woah, a 1 month?

      Dude your TOO kind.

    • DetectiveComics

      9 years ago

      Heyo

    • Blade54

      9 years ago

      dude. its been too long. my gamertag is AncientMariner22

    • A_Man_Apart

      9 years ago

      not much up here, how about yourself long time no speak.

    • MysticGohan

      10 years ago

      So uh you gonna even say something to me? or just send the friend request and never even talk to me?

    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

      sweet! yeah
      indeed

    • RiahNChurch

      10 years ago

      Pretty good. Haven't played it in a while though.

    • v_Sylar_v

      10 years ago

      its sadshot \sylar i have returned

    • DetectiveComics

      10 years ago

      I got RRod.

      I might get to be online next weekend.

    • BillyTheKid4

      10 years ago

      nothing really just kicking around.. just came back from football practice time for some xbox lol.. you?

    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

      ok
      the deed is done, i put in a good word for ya

    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

      oh shit! i forgot about that!

      hehehe boyfriend. . .

    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

      hahahaha lol thanks
      but your's is still the same

    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

      ooh hahahaha lol
      oops >_<

      yeah i think around spring break

    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

      what do you mean?

    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

      ooh ok then i'll tell him

      i will when it gets here

    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

      oooh that's right he still has you blocked
      and you think that'll get him to unblock you long enough for you to talk to him?

      i'm good
      been really busy with school and work

    • 360dude1

      10 years ago

      k

    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

      nice lol

      TTYL

    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

      nope

      hahahaha! lol

    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

      nice
      ok

    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

      oh nice! thanks

      of course! smiley8.gifsmiley0.gif

    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

      i aint one of them
      i just don't want to look like a total retard

      yus

    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

      hahaha yeah, good thing i get payed here pretty soon
      nope not really


      when i can get a good one
      i found my camera, but i need to get a good pic

    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

      nah, just the stuff in my journal
      but now i'm all outta money!! >_<

    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

      hey
      not much
      just online shopping (it's my weakness) XD
      i'm pretty good, a few mishaps here and there, but i'm doing just awesome
      how are you?

    • middyfrosh

      10 years ago

      Well, if you ever come back, send me a FR.

    • Blade54

      10 years ago

      if your talking about only video games, then Left 4 Dead and Far Cry 2

    • Blade54

      10 years ago

      it was amazing
      pretty much got everything i wanted, except for a music CD, but the replacement gift for the CD was amazing

      what did ya get?

    • Blade54

      10 years ago

      merry late Christmas to you too dude
      and no, we havent
      how ya been? how was your christmas?

    • Red_Riot_666

      10 years ago

      Merry Christmas! smiley0.gif

    • Blade54

      10 years ago

      well, my Papa is trying to convince my mom to get AT&T. so dont know

    • Blade54

      10 years ago

      not much
      right now im playing Gears 2
      you?

    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

      oh
      well then he might still be mad

    • sweet16inAk

      10 years ago

      oh hello!
      i don't know
      ask him
      how was your thanksgiving?

    • 133Tcoboose

      10 years ago

      Added.

    • 133Tcoboose

      10 years ago

      mind if I add you on XBL?

    • genGrevious

      10 years ago

      you played L4D yet?

    • middyfrosh

      10 years ago

      Sure. Sure.

    • middyfrosh

      10 years ago

      You lied. You are SO logged in right now.

    • smcpokemn

      10 years ago

      k your staying

    • Blade54

      10 years ago

      i got Fallout 3 on the 29th, it kicks ass
      and yeah, no pics why? i called the venue, and they said no cameras

    • Blade54

      10 years ago

      well........
      out of everything, im good. schools good. still got friends, haha. and very, very excited for tomorrow, the AC/DC concert. 4th row baby!! its gonna rock. gonna take pics and ima post them on here
      and you?

    • pyrowhr

      10 years ago

      since you did not say you wanted to stay on my list you have been deleted
      if u change ur mind let me know

    • ThatGuyUKnow

      10 years ago

      Not much. Fable 2 is awesome.

    • Sou1R34Per

      10 years ago

      Just wait one more year.

    • nvrtrstCHEEZ

      10 years ago

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    • cobaltchurch

      10 years ago

      I just can't respect you for what you said about women though.

    • cobaltchurch

      10 years ago

      I like how you sound like such a nice guy on here but really your a fucking dick head. Anyway I never bought Orange Box but I did get Portal: Still Alive. And OMG is it fucking fun (but short).

    • middyfrosh

      10 years ago

      So serious. That is unhealthy.

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