Jonixlord

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from Middle of Fucking Nowhere, Florida

  • Activity

    • SR Tomorrow

      11 years ago

      Jonixlord

      Unfortunately, Chapter 7 will be out tomorrow. I didn't think it was as long as it turned out being. It will be up by Monday night.

      My apologies.

    • Iron Man

      11 years ago

      Jonixlord

      Fantastic.

    • Metal Dude

      11 years ago

      Jonixlord

      I'm seeing Iron Man tonight. I'm thinking about going to the mall two hours early just so I can make sure I get the tickets.

    • Chapter 6

      11 years ago

      Jonixlord

      It's up

      I feel better about this one than the last one.

      The revising of Chapter 5 would have meant me rewriting the whole thing. I hated it. Anyways, that one was up last week as well.

      Now we're getting into the thick of the plot. As always, positive comments or constructive criticism are welcome.

      Don't forget the that Family Halo 3 Mega Bowl is in less than two weeks. If you want to be a part of it, be on either mine or Jedipoet's friend list and be on Halo 3 that weekend. The Grand Champ gets as many mods as I have at the time (943 as of this journal.)

      Enjoy.

    • Oh, look.

      11 years ago

      Jonixlord

      I'm out of sponsor juice.

    • Lulz

      11 years ago

      Jonixlord
      J: And know'st thou what the French name cottage pie?
      V: Say they not cottage pie, in their own tongue?
      J: But nay, their tongues, for speech and taste alike
      Are strange to ours, with their own history:
      Gaul knoweth not a cottage from a house.
      V: What say they then, pray?
      J: Hachis Parmentier.
      V: Hachis Parmentier! What name they cream?
      J: Cream is but cream, only they say le crème.
      V: What do they name black pudding?
      J: I know not;
      I visited no inn it could be bought.


      ...


      J: My pardon; did I break thy concentration?
      Continue! Ah, but now thy tongue is still.
      Allow me then to offer a response.
      Describe Marsellus Wallace to me, pray.
      B: What?
      J: What country dost thou hail from?
      B: What?
      J: How passing strange, for I have traveled far,
      And never have I heard tell of this What.
      What language speak they in the land of What?
      B: What?
      J: The Queen's own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
      B: Aye!
      J: Then hearken to my words and answer them!
      Describe to me Marsellus Wallace!
      B: What?
      JULES presses his knife to BRETT's throat
      J: Speak 'What' again! Thou cur, cry 'What' again!
      I dare thee utter 'What' again but once!
      I dare thee twice and spit upon thy name!
      Now, paint for me a portraiture in words,
      If thou hast any in thy head but 'What',
      Of Marsellus Wallace!
      B: He is dark.
      J: Aye, and what more?
      B: His head is shaven bald.
      J: Has he the semblance of a harlot?
      B: What?
      JULES strikes and BRETT cries out
      J: Has he the semblance of a harlot?
      B: Nay!
      J: Then why didst thou attempt to bed him thus?
      B: I did not!
      J: Aye, thou didst! O, aye, thou didst!
      Thou hoped to rape him like a chattel whore,
      And sooth, Lord Wallace is displeased to bed
      With anyone but she to whom he wed.


      Obvious from the third sentence, but it's still awesome.

      Chapter revision soon.

    • Actually...

      11 years ago

      Jonixlord

      Don't read that one. It's really bad at the end.

      I mean... Unless you want to. Like it says, the real Chapter 5 will be up tomorrow.

    • Capitulo Cinco

      11 years ago

      Jonixlord

      Chapter 5

      This is the raw, shitty, not done version. The real chapter 5 will be up tomorrow some time.

    • Your thoughts are mine!

      11 years ago

      Jonixlord

      Stolen from blah blah ...

      SH casting call

      JediPoet - John Goodman...in a fat suit

      ErokDragun - Daniel Craig

      Datalaughing - Sean Aston

      film_geek - A young Mark Hamil

      Jonix - A young Billy D. Williams

      syrix - Shia Labeouf

      Foolsfolly - Paul Giamatti

      CelticPred - Adrien Brody

      GDchick - Natalie Portman

      SpiderWolve - Ed Norton

      SharpAsATack - Hayden Christensen

      Cabosefan - Sir Not Appearing In This Film

      Ren - Jessica Biel

      Baraxis - Ioan Gruffudd

      Drums888 - Greg Grunberg

      WhoIsBrodie - Crispin Glover

      The Caretaker - Either Morgan Freeman or George Takei

  • Comments (3281)

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Your description of Hancock intrigues me.

      Disgusting. But intriguing.

      Happy Independence Day!

    • Lord_Grunty

      10 years ago

      Ryu is a better ninja than yo ass

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      That's what I meant. Her ass.

      (Please don't tell anyone lol)

    • contractor

      10 years ago

      Rereading Long Halloween right now.

      As of now, Long Halloween is probably my favorite Batman comic after Year One.
      I started Hush a while back, but have only read about 3 or 4 issues.

    • ANTX81

      10 years ago

      cunning bastards


      its still a bad idea

    • invasionB

      10 years ago

      ...no I was just being stupid...
      I was just saying that from the comment above...

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      nah nay worries

      my argument may not have been great but all I really wanted to do was assure people it wasn't as bad as the trailers seemed to make it look!

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Dude I set out to set right the incorrect supposition that so many people got from the trailers that it was going to be a bad film when I found it to be very enjoyable.

      Perhaps I went down one tangent to try and do that and hadn't researched it enough to make it a good argument but I wasn't trying to prove that it was a direct perfect everything-identical comic movie, just that it was better than most people are assuming based on the over the top action sequences we've seen in the trailer.

      Forgive me if I haven't encouraged you to go see it.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Yeah........I see your point........and I'll just take a few words to smash it

      Mark Millar didn't write a screen-play. He wrote a comic. You can't switch one thing into another, so comic movie as a term is really short for movie based on ideas or themes raised in comics but without the copyright nonsense. That's why Lord of the Rings movies pale in comparison to the books and yet you can still love both.

      Same principle.

    • ANTX81

      10 years ago

      that image is now 12 times better

    • jedipoet

      10 years ago

      i'm here fromk a family reunion.

    • colonelMCmuf

      10 years ago

      Xbox 3 year doesn't work like that. the 3 year is only rrod.

    • Jobson

      10 years ago

      My fav is when they lure Green Lantern into the apartment

    • Jobson

      10 years ago

      Yes.

    • powerbomb141

      10 years ago

      Nuh-Uh

      *Sigh*

      I know.

    • Baraxis

      10 years ago

      I must say, you were pretty awesome.

      If ever I dropped out, I would totally recruit you as my replacement.

    • SharpAsATack

      10 years ago

      It'll probably be tonight, we'll have to talk to Brix when he gets on.

    • PeteZahut47

      10 years ago

      Doesn't matter. I have Rock Band now the way I want it.

    • PeteZahut47

      10 years ago

      Yeah, that was my fault. Instead of keeping up to date on the details, I just read an article back in March saying it'd be the same as the other console versions, ignoring any new information.

      What was I thinking?

      Post edited 6/22/08 9:24PM

    • DarthJ3sus

      10 years ago

      hahah Queen always makes any situation better.

    • DarthJ3sus

      10 years ago

      funny stuff. Is it just "his lasers propel him" or is there more to it?

    • DarthJ3sus

      10 years ago

      no I haven't. who/what is Flyclops?

    • spargmeister

      10 years ago

      Ah, that's it! Thank you.

    • Drums888

      10 years ago

      I knew they were just concussive force.... Didn't know about the whole "other dimension" bit.

      And I'm just looking for the visual. I want literal fists to shoot from his face. smiley8.gif

    • SpiderWolve

      10 years ago

      It's a recorder that is on my camera.

    • NSA_Phoenix

      10 years ago

      it's gonna be a dead picture in a minute

    • NSA_Phoenix

      10 years ago

      you keep focusing on that, but what im focusing on is the slighting of one of the most genius materials ever created in your little picture.

    • NSA_Phoenix

      10 years ago

      to what? nullification and elimination of ruby quartz?

    • PsykerKaregg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      if his name is the Question I'll wiki him up right now

    • colonelMCmuf

      10 years ago

      I just went with some short runs that were cheap. I'll look into those next time I get paid, Ie Thursday. I'm thinking I'm going to start buying the deadpool cable series for a while. just getting like 5 or 6 at a time.

    • colonelMCmuf

      10 years ago

      Deadpool (1994 Mini Series) 1-4
      Deadpool (1997) Wizard 0 0
      Deadpool The Circle Chase (1993) 1-4

      also send me a friends request foo

    • SharpAsATack

      10 years ago

      The old one started working again. And I got the money for a new one now, but the van broke down, so it'll be a few days before I get it.

    • syrix2

      10 years ago

      i have no idea. i never noticed that before.

    • jedipoet

      10 years ago

      maybe. when?

    • SpiderWolve

      10 years ago

      -We don't know what happened on the Forerunner ship from Halo 2 besides the fact Chief jumped.


      There's literature coming out for that I'm sure.

      -We don't know if Gravemind of Halo 3 was the same from Halo 2, plus we never saw his face again.


      Yes we do, he was on High Charity and High Charity was at the Ark

      -The Cortana interludes -- brief as they were -- were stupid and unnecessary.


      Opion, I didn't mind them.

      -The Arbiter had literally no reason to be in the game.


      Yes he did, he finished Halo 2 with Johnson and continue with him to 3. Heh.

    • SpiderWolve

      10 years ago

      ...how was the story dissapointing?

      ANd you can'ttell the only thing that was fun was the scarab fight, unless you didn't play the game on anything other then normal..or by yourself smiley6.gif

    • SpiderWolve

      10 years ago

      obviously you weren't playing for the story smiley8.gif

    • SpiderWolve

      10 years ago

      No, really.

    • jedipoet

      11 years ago

      no.

    • CapDac

      11 years ago

      When?

    • MildGrooveOn

      11 years ago

      Then I shall take your reccommendation a bit more seriously, and go see the new film. :3

      Woot.

    • AzmoSama

      11 years ago

      I should mention, as my escape clause, that I've not even seen the first movie after a buddy gave it a dire review.

    • SharpAsATack

      11 years ago

      I'm eating now, but I will in a little while.

    • tuckervb

      11 years ago

      it kinda makes me sad inside.

    • SharpAsATack

      11 years ago

      You did it before me, it's your fault.

    • jedipoet

      11 years ago

      jonixorigin.jpg

    • tuckervb

      11 years ago

      you say that now

    • MildGrooveOn

      11 years ago

      I started out HATING him on New X-Men, but of course, just as the book ended, I totally got into what he was doing there.
      That scene of X-23 in the bathroom pining over Julian was fabulous. (I wish I new what Number it was..)

    • tuckervb

      11 years ago

      yeah but i can live with that.

    • ANTX81

      11 years ago

      cool cool, im video-ing

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