Jonixlord

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  • Activity

    • Secret Invasion Mafia Game

      10 years ago

      Jonixlord

      Starting up here.

      Looks to be fun. There's still like 15 seats open.

    • Well...

      10 years ago

      Jonixlord

      That was fun. Sorry about the wait. I had lots of stuff do this last week and a half. This site really cuts in to my work ethic.

      Without further ado, here's the abridged Chapter 8 of Suddenly Rogues:

      -Tack and Ren bond a bit and Ren doesn't hate him as much as she did.
      -Foolsfolly runs off to find Jonix

      -Data leaves on a business trip.

      -Jonix reaches Data's headquarters and mentally asserts himself as the new Leader to the Guardsmen. Celtic was secretly in on the deal.

      -Brodie comes back to find everyone has left the building with Jonix while Data was away on business.

      -Baraxis and Puma are still in the lab when sand starts seeping under the door.

      -Using the combined might of Baraxis and Tack, the door is busted open.

      -The Rogues go to find Qwirtle when they run into Brodie. He tells them where to find him before speeding away (presumably to call Data).

      -Jonix and the Guardsmen are looking for transport and end up at the same prison area as Qwirtle.

      -The two groups run into each other in the hall in front of Qwirtle and Spartan's cell and a fight breaks out. (Ren vs Celtic, Tack vs Ragin, Puma vs Powerbomb, Baraxis vs Jonix)

      -During the fight, Tack knocks open Qwirtle's door and the two prisoners join in. Qwirtle manages to sap a bit of Jonix's powers so his telepathy isn't as strong.

      -The fight stops when Celtic uses his powers on everyone in the room. As a result, Proto keeps multiplying and multiplying.

      -Jonix and Guardsmen escape the area only to find Brodie outside with a getaway vehicle.

      -In his hubris, Jonix accepts the ride and thinks nothing of it, obviously tired.

      - As they start to pull away, Foolsfolly appears behind Jonix and lops his head clean off with Gram.

      -Data is on a comlink on the dashboard. He offers his thanks and allows him to leave without a fight.

      -Qwirtle, Ren, Tack, Puma, and Baraxis find Foolsfolly sitting on the curb, blood staining his shirt. They all go back to the base and recover what they can.

      The End.


      Yet again, sorry for the wait. I hope you enjoyed imagining the sub-par dialogue and odd pacing that my writing would have brought to that bit of text you see there.

      Who knows? I may end up even writing it out some day (don't hold your breath) and surprise you guys with it.

      Data, you're up. Have fun.

    • The Site

      10 years ago

      Jonixlord

      I'm becoming bored and disillusioned with this site. I'm not leaving, but I definitely won't be as active. I'll have that Suddenly Rogues list up by tonight.

      -Jonix

      Meanwhile, in the post script:
      STOP USING 4CHAN MEMES IN THREADS. Images are fine, but seriously. I don't need to go into a thread expecting talk about movies and see a picture I saw 6 months ago on another site. Just stop it.

    • Awards status

      10 years ago

      Jonixlord

      Apparently I have milestones now. Neato.

    • I Was Born A Unicorn

      10 years ago

      Jonixlord

      Stolen from SpiderWolve, Spargmeister, etc.

      1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, iPOD etc. on shuffle.
      2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
      3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

      IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
      Sho Nuff - Fatboy Slim
      I'm very agreeable

      HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
      Express Yourself - Charles Wright & The Watts 103rd Street Rhythm Band
      Redundant, but appropriate

      WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
      Hand Jive - Robin Sylar
      This is a good list so far.

      HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
      Red Hot - Jurassic 5
      It is pretty hot here.

      WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
      Love Me Sexy - Will Ferrel
      :)

      WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
      Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows - Lesley Gore
      I'm an upbeat person, what can I say?

      WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
      I Am Ninja - Neu Tickles
      I swear to god I'm not making this up.

      WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
      Superstition - Stevie Wonder
      My mom is like this.

      WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
      Killer Instinct - Nintendo
      That game kicked ass.

      WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO SOMEONE?
      Turn It Out - Jurassic 5
      I've always wanted to say that to someone.

      WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
      I'm Not Your Friend, Buddy (Remix)- Self-X
      :[

      WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
      Boy Girl Boy Girl - Blur
      Oh, god damn it.

      WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
      Boondocks Theme - Asheru
      Uhhhh...

      WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU GET OLDER?
      PARTY TIME - Titanic: The Animated Movie
      I do want to party a lot when I'm older.

      WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
      Going South - The Wolfgang Press
      I'd let her go south, if you know what I mean. Wink wink. Nudge nudge. Say no more. Say no more.

      WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
      Come Sail Away - Styx
      Maybe... Just maybe.

      WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
      Fanfare for the Common Man - Eugene Ormandy & Philadelphia Orchestra
      This needs to happen.

      WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
      Seven Deadly Sins - Flogging Molly
      So far, I've mastered three of them.

      WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
      BE KILL BY DEMONS - Dungeons of Dorks
      That would be awful.

      WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
      I Like Giants - Kimya Dawson
      Ooooooookay.

      WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
      My Best Friend Plank - Steve Patrick
      :3

      DESCRIBE YOUR FIRST KISS.
      I Wish - Infected Mushroom
      OH FUCK YOU

      WHAT IS YOUR IDEAL WEEKEND?
      Chariots of Fire - Vangelis
      Any weekend with that is immediately awesome.

      WHAT WILL YOU NAME YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD?
      Iron Man - Jack Urbont
      If only...

      DESCRIBE HOW YOU (WILL LOSE) LOST YOUR VIRGINITY.
      U Can't Touch This - MC Hammer
      YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

      HOW WILL YOU DIE?
      Flying in the Sky - G Gundam
      As long as I'm not falling.

      IF YOU HAD A SUPERPOWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
      Speedy Speed Boy - Marko Polo
      AWW YEAH

      WHAT WILL THE TITLE OF THIS JOURNAL BE?
      I Was Born A Unicorn - The Unicorns
      ... Okay.

    • Back Again

      10 years ago

      Jonixlord

      It was fun. I may or may not have pictures.

    • Cruisin'

      10 years ago

      Jonixlord

      Going on a cruise to the Bahamas. Be back Monday.


      Stay cool.

    • Back

      10 years ago

      Jonixlord

      Get my shit set up later. It's raining again.

      EDIT: Will most likely delete most alerts. Nothing personal.

    • I don't believe it

      10 years ago

      Jonixlord

      It happened again. IT HAPPENED A-FUCKING-GAIN.

      FUCK FLORIDA AND ITS FUCKING POWER SURGES.

      MOTHERFUCKINGSHITPISSCOCKASSBALLSTITSFUCKTWAT

    • Exbawkz hueg vidya gaemz

      10 years ago

      Jonixlord

      I need you guys to tell me a few games to buy for the original Xbox. Here's the games I have played for it:

      Advent Rising
      Halo
      Halo 2
      Fable
      Republic Commando
      KOTOR 1
      KOTOR 2
      Spiderman 2
      Indigo Prophecy
      Rise of the Imperfects
      JK3: Jedi Academy
      Battlefront 1
      Battlefront 2
      LA Rush
      MX vs ATV Unleashed
      Ninja Gaiden Black
      Unreal Championship 2


      So, any ideas would be awesome.

  • Comments (3281)

    • jedipoet

      10 years ago

      D: indeed.

    • jedipoet

      10 years ago

      work.

    • SharpAsATack

      10 years ago

      Sure.

    • jedipoet

      10 years ago

      i'm leaving shortly.

    • Baraxis

      10 years ago

      I was thinking about that.

      But it'll be cold.

      And I'm not nearly buff enough to pull off Doc.

    • Baraxis

      10 years ago

      That's a good idea.

      Maybe not Rorschach, but certainly someone from Watchmen.

    • ColoradoJack

      10 years ago

      Very well, then lets both hope, for this nation's sake, that you've made the right choice, though this quote doesn't inspire much confidence:

      "I am new enough on the national political scene that I serve as a blank screen on which people of vastly different political stripes project their own views. As such I am bound to disappoint some, if not all, of them."

    • SharpAsATack

      10 years ago

      Not tonight sir, sorry.

    • TigerX

      10 years ago

      Sounds like the xbox live experience to me smiley0.gif

    • ColoradoJack

      10 years ago

      But I haven't voted, and I'm asking, as a moderate Democrat, for you to give me credible reason to vote for him over "the other".

    • ColoradoJack

      10 years ago

      You want to hear statements of my own? All right, Obama won his first election by disqualifying the three other canidates, through challenging their signatures. He voted 130 times as "present" in his state's senate, he's hardly (if ever) taken a controversial stance on an issue, and for much of his career , in under the direction of Emil Jones, has frequently "bill-jacked" progressive bills first introduced by other senators, thus taking the credit.
      He criticizes policies in Washington while the politics going on in his home town of Chicago are horrible, and he had an opportunity to change that, to get rid of the John Stroger political machine there, by supporting a republican for Cook County Board President which other democrats, such as Frank Coconate, Chairmen of the Northwest Side Cemocratic Organization, who weren't part of the machine were doing. But no, he supported Stroger's son (who won), and criticized the Republican candidate on a moral issue that hardly came up in the area.

      What's more, in his March 18th speech of this year he decided to turn around and criticize the State Senate for not dealing with the education issue, primarily concerning the lack of full time teachers. This caused his former Illinois Senate pier, Steve Rauschenberger, to wince. His reason:

      “What set me off, was to see him tell us that we’ve failed urban school kids. Sure we have, but it wasn’t without his help. He was a defender of the status quo in the city of Chicago for eight years.â€Â

      There's more, but for now I'll give you the chance to "defuse" my own statements, which, for the Democratic party's sake, I honestly hope you can.

      Post edited 10/08/08 8:21PM

    • ColoradoJack

      10 years ago

      he wants to create an American peace corps as a substitute for military service

      He wants to expand the existing one, not create, and his plan for it calls for expanding the budget, which in turn, I’ve yet to find where he’ll get the money. With what he’s calling for, even the end of the War in Iraq won’t cover it.

      He also seems to have a plan on how to get us quickly and safely out of the Middle East, but McCain could have the same thing.

      Not so, it’s the same cut & run strategy where we place responsibility on the U.N community to take over, who wanted nothing to do with the conflict to begin with, and is therefore bound to fail.

      Anything else? I’m a Democrat myself, and the DNC even happened right near my school campus, but right now I’m starving for a reason to vote for him. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t like McCain that much either, and think him and Obama both could have chosen better running mates, but as it stands I’m leaning right, I’m sad to say.


      Post edited 10/08/08 4:27PM

    • ColoradoJack

      10 years ago

      How so?

    • ColoradoJack

      10 years ago

      ... Believe in what about Obama?

    • jedipoet

      10 years ago

      not yet. but with all that's happened all i have are my clothes, a bed and my computer and 360. the moniter ofr my comptuer is also a tv but it's only lik 20 inches. so i'm slowly going to be getting new stuff. there is blue ray player you can get that one plays blue ray, upscales regular DVDs to 1080 and you can watch you netflixs on it. it's 4 bills but that's alomst worth it for the netfix aspect of it.

    • Baraxis

      10 years ago

      Wii: 1889 0550 7673 6679

      Brawl: 0430 8176 9613.

    • jedipoet

      10 years ago

      i've had grey in my hair for years. it's just now more prominant than before and i'm guessing will soone be the dominate color.

    • DarthJ3sus

      10 years ago

      I'm assuming you have, but if not then you should definitely check out Deadpool #2. Hilarious.

    • MoreLikePuma

      10 years ago

      That's interesting, considering the second one is Putin. smiley6.gif

    • Whedabra

      10 years ago

      That's it, I'm going to watch The Princess Bride now!

    • Whedabra

      10 years ago

      Dude! I forgot about the 6 fingered man!

    • jedipoet

      10 years ago

      you keep making excuses. smiley8.gif

    • jedipoet

      10 years ago

      then get a job at a best buy and then knock one of the truck and then say you have to quit do to personal reasons.

    • jedipoet

      10 years ago

      go buy a new one. smiley8.gif

    • jedipoet

      10 years ago

      what's up sir? tack and i were making fun of you the other day while playing halo. we miss you though.

    • Le_Creuset

      10 years ago

      you FR button doesn't exist. i've had you on watch, but not friends.

      D:

    • Le_Creuset

      10 years ago

      how is it a Star Wars ripoff?

      i understand ot stole key things from other stories, but i don't see any star wars in there.

    • jedipoet

      10 years ago

      smiley0.gif

    • jedipoet

      10 years ago

      i has force unleashed now. smiley0.gif

    • Baraxis

      10 years ago

      Which, the thread I made? It was time for a new Music Bar.

    • jedipoet

      10 years ago

      yeah he such an awful leader that he only reunited his people, exploit and natural resource to provide his people with wealth and his people created the most advanced fighter in the galaxy. you fail at understating what you read.

    • jedipoet

      10 years ago

      yeah both are good.

    • jedipoet

      10 years ago

      EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      what was your favorite part on the movie?

    • Le_Creuset

      10 years ago

      never seen it.

    • Thesentry

      10 years ago

      What?

    • marsmj

      10 years ago

      Are you using the roosterteeth firefox app? When I was using it my reply button stopped working too. I uninstalled it and the reply button started working again.

    • JasonXLV2

      10 years ago

      the link you gave me showed that johnny voiced him for the video games, but the same website told me that north voiced him for the film...
      but to be honest i dont care who voices him, as long as they do as good a job as mark hamill did with the joker, you know?

    • CapDac

      10 years ago

      ...oh FUCK yes...

    • DarthJ3sus

      10 years ago

      so, I figured since Poet always does those non-usual smileys, I'd share my choice smiley with you!

      deadpool.gif

      use THIS between the {/img}: dammitja.net/lj/dopple/deadpool.gif

    • ANTX81

      10 years ago

      then random chance loves you

      paly the lotto with the first numbers that come to your head

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      .......well...I thought it was a clever joke lol

    • datalaughing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Always Right

      10 years ago

      Don't know where you heard that, but I've been following all the Avatar news closely. The creators told a three-season story, had a huge 2-hour series finale and said that the show was over. Movies are coming at some point, but I haven't heard anything to even hint at more episodes, because the story is told.

      So if you have other news, please share.

      Post edited 8/27/08 5:50AM

    • jedipoet

      10 years ago

      that sucks man.

    • SpartanProto

      10 years ago

      Sorry.
      I had to.

      A friend of mine lives in Florida and has been telling me about it.
      Fucking Nuts.

    • the_me

      10 years ago

      S'alright.

    • the_me

      10 years ago

      Vote for me, plz.

      (see journal)

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      To be honest I didn't really read it lol

    • ChipperHalf

      10 years ago

      It's alright to be jealous of me.

      Most people are.

      smiley8.gif

    • ANTX81

      10 years ago

      oh i thought you bothered them untill they gave you a team, sorry bro

    • ANTX81

      10 years ago

      it turns out you can get the things you want by annoying people untill they give it to you

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