Jonixlord

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from Middle of Fucking Nowhere, Florida

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    • Suddenly Rogues Chapter 4

      11 years ago

      Jonixlord

      4 is up. This one is only 5 pages, so it's a little shorter than normal. Lots of shit that had to be done this week including college work.

      As for my entire run, it very well might end up being 8-10 chapters. I've barely scratched the surface of the second act.

      Anyways, here you go.

    • Free browser-based game

      11 years ago

      Jonixlord

      It's called Ikariam and it's a government and economy based psuedo-MMO. You start out with a small town on an island. You can ally yourself with your neighbors or you can just try to make it on your own. It's pretty fun and it's not active. Check it twice a day and you're solid.

      Anyways, if anyone wants to form an alliance, I'm on the Gamma server on Denios Island.

      Ikariam

    • The Real Chapter 3

      11 years ago

      Jonixlord

      Check SR now. Same link.

      Link

    • Suddenly Rogues Chapter 3

      11 years ago

      Jonixlord

      Guys, I guess you deserve third chapter after the long wait. Here you go: Link

    • SR 2

      11 years ago

      Jonixlord

      It's up. Go read.


      *~*DISCLAIMER*~*

      If you don't like it or don't care about this series any more, I really don't give a damn. Don't post about it here. Too many shootouts have happened in the middle of town recently, if you catch my drift.

      If you don't, it's probably a good thing. I'm tired of people bitching about this, pissing me off, me bitching at them, and a bunch of general asshattery on both sides concerning this issue. This business ain't that serious.

      Read it, hopefully enjoy it. Just don't complain about it. I really don't want to hear it.

    • Very off Broadway

      11 years ago

      Jonixlord

      Going to Spam-A-Lot tonight. For free.

      Have fun with your not-as-much-fun-as-me.

    • In a handbasket.

      11 years ago

      Jonixlord

      It's after miiiiidnight.
      Candy in kids' baskets is the thing.
      And it is juuuuust right.
      To ward away an undead, jewish king.
      It's quite obscene.
      But terror makes you make sure that you're safe from..
      The first zombie.
      Coming back to feast upon us guys.
      Pluck out our eyes!

      Cause this is Easter's undead plight!
      The Christ has crawled up from his grave to end all of our lives.
      You know it's Easter! Candy's nice!
      You're running from a zombie Jesus
      (So he can't feast.)
      Tonight.

      (Bow-Bow Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga)

      You hear the aaaangels
      And realize that the savior has risen.
      You smell the oooold robes
      and wonder why you're running from the son.
      You bow your head.
      And hope that god has a plan for your salvation.
      But all the while
      A zombie's creeping up on your behind
      It's Jesus Time!

      Because it's Easter! Jehovah strikes!
      There ain't no second chance against the man that keeps on ris'n.'
      You know it's Easter! Christians cry!
      You're running from a zombie Jesus
      (So he can't feast)
      Tonight.

      (Bow-Bow Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga)

      Candy can heeeelp you.
      Jesus's sweet tooth never fails.
      If you posseeeeess it
      Throw some jelly beans onto another trail.
      Now is the time
      To hide inside your local church or mosque.
      Because inside
      It's easy to defend your eggs from a corpse.
      Just fend him off.

      Cause this is Easter's undead plight.
      Cause Jesus can walk on water, so an island's not alright.
      Kids, this is Easter! Time to hide!
      So pray for Jesus to not feast or eat up
      (On easter night.)

      (Bow-Bow CLAP Chugga Chugga Chugga CLAP)

      Darkness falls across the land
      The midnight hour Is close at hand
      Jesus crawls in aearch of blood
      To terrorize y'all's neighborhood
      And whosoever shalt be found
      Without the soul for getting down
      Must stand and face the hounds of hell
      And rot inside a corpse's shell
      The foulest stench is in the air
      The funk of two or three days
      And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
      Are closing in to seal your doom
      And though you fight to stay alive
      You're looking for a priest - or
      Someone with any power to stave off
      The terror of Easter.

      (Bow-Bow CLAP Chugga Chugga Chugga CLAP)

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    • Megacon Report: Part 2

      11 years ago

      Jonixlord

      No forward this time. Right business... Dang it!

      Cosplay Rundown:

      So, most of the cosplay was so-so. However, there were a few shining examples.

      Take a look here.

      Panel-A-Go-Go:

      I only had enough time to go to two panels, but they were fun.

      1) DC: Countdown to Final Crisis

      Two senior story editors from DC Comics addressed fans in a Q&A.

      My Questions:

      Q)" With Scarecrow almost getting a Sinestro ring a few months ago, are we going to see more earth heroes and villains getting rings in the corps. war?"

      A)" Some rings will be getting on some fingers."

      Q) "Will there be another series in the vein of "Formerly Known As Justice League" in the near future?"

      A) "There are no plans for those right now."

      Q) "Why does DC feel the need to toy with Blue Beetle fans' hearts with his rebirth and obviously-soon-to-be redeath?"

      A) "..." *No answer*

      Best Part:

      A man in a very good Question costume came in late. He asked only one question:

      Q) "Why did you kill me?"

      *Everyone laughs*

      A) "Three 'o' clock, on the playground."

      Unfortunately, The Question disappeared after the panel as easily as he had appeared. I never got a picture or a petition signature. It was amazing.

      2) Web Cartoonist's Choice Awards

      This was a rather straight-forward awards ceremony... without the recipients. Different creators that could make it to Megacon presented the awards and described the comics they were awarding.

      Best Comic of 2007 turned out to be Lackadaisy Cats. I would have preferred Perry Bible Fellowship, but not bad.

      There was a nice speech by a man that has worked in the comic industry for 50 years. It was almost impossible to hear him because the speakers were pretty crappy.

      My Webcomic Hero:

      KC Green is awesome. Read his comics at his site.

      Well, that's it. Megacon was good on the whole. Can't wait till next year.

    • Megacon Report: Part 1

      11 years ago

      Jonixlord

      That's right. "Part 1." Super Smash Bros. Brawl can really eat your time up.

      Anyways, these are the things I picked up at Megacon.*

      Megacon Swag

      Ask about any and I'll reply in the journal.

      *Not pictured:
      -My friend's Hulk sketch
      -Atomic Robo #6 signed by Brian Clevinger

      Tune in tomorrow for Cosplay Rundown and Panel-A-Go-Go.

    • Con-Report delayed

      11 years ago

      Jonixlord

      Tired. Playing COD4 and going to bed.

  • Comments (3281)

    • ANTX81

      11 years ago

      so what's up?

    • ANTX81

      11 years ago

      art thou not satisfied?

    • MildGrooveOn

      11 years ago

      Boo.

    • Elite17

      11 years ago

      Very nice. I'll start lurking.

    • Elite17

      11 years ago

      I usually browse /b/, but I'll check it out.

    • Magenta666

      11 years ago

      im going to miss my karma pot....and multi-modding

    • Thesentry

      11 years ago

      Just let it sink in.

    • ANTX81

      11 years ago

      thats what she said

    • MildGrooveOn

      11 years ago

      Hee hee, You both did!

      *edits* smiley0.gif

    • SharpAsATack

      11 years ago

      I still have some hope the upgrades will eventually... well, be actual upgrades. I'll give it a couple of weeks and see.

    • tuckervb

      11 years ago

      yeah i just got there, fucking a pain in the ass.

    • jedipoet

      11 years ago

      hahahahahah.....i've just encounter you in your billy phase. which is funny now since tack is billy and you never say it.

    • MoreLikePuma

      11 years ago

      I've seen it, but not recent enough to gauge an opinion about it.

    • MoreLikePuma

      11 years ago

      Haven't gotten around to Doom.

    • jedipoet

      11 years ago

      sure

    • jedipoet

      11 years ago

      i think i'll be able to do that.

    • jedipoet

      11 years ago

      maybe. my little one is sick....what time you talking.

    • Kumiho

      11 years ago

      jolly good!

    • Kumiho

      11 years ago

      cos I spent all my time watching TV

    • Kumiho

      11 years ago

      Clearly you worked harder than me lol

    • MoreLikePuma

      11 years ago

      I'll ask the other guys, and we'll see when we're gonna have a comic book segment that we can invite you into.

    • MoreLikePuma

      11 years ago

      Jonix, do you want to be a guest host on the show sometime in the future?

    • Kumiho

      11 years ago

      well you know how these things work lol

    • cobracomnder

      11 years ago

      It's great to be back. And to know that good friends still think of me!

    • PsykerKaregg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      *nods* I was simply letting you know I was available more often if there had been more questions. I'll see you on my birthday then

    • PsykerKaregg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      I am back from Mississippi if I need to answer any more questions please send them at your conveniance

    • datalaughing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Always Right

      11 years ago

      Dude, that is awesome. If I wasn't unemployed I would jump on that.

    • datalaughing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Always Right

      11 years ago

      No, what is that?

    • datalaughing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Always Right

      11 years ago

      Saw it 4 PM Friday on the site. Pretty fun episode.

    • PsykerKaregg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Out of curiosity do I get to know WHICH peers?

    • jedipoet

      11 years ago

      ditto.

    • PsykerKaregg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      I replied as best I could... I dunno how much longer I'll be on or whejn I'll be on next I'll try for later tonight

    • gotbuffy

      11 years ago

      Np, just checking smiley0.gif

    • gotbuffy

      11 years ago

      I came to check your pics, cause it said on someone else's profile that you had a better pic on the MC sleeping. You should show me it if you still have it smiley0.gif

    • Kumiho

      11 years ago

      GoW isn't the best shooter, doesn't hold a candle to COD4 by any stretch, but I thought it was ok.

      I've only completed the first chapter of it too so I'm dying to see what happens next.

    • spargmeister

      11 years ago

      Thanks, apparently to the "FU generator" sitting around is good enough.

    • jedipoet

      11 years ago

      i always did.

    • jedipoet

      11 years ago

      jonix_Vs__Charlie_Brown.jpg

    • jedipoet

      11 years ago

      that's my stepsaughters dog.

    • Thesentry

      11 years ago

      Hey dude, ever read Garfield Minus Garfield?

    • Cabosefan

      11 years ago

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    • Thesentry

      11 years ago

      Hey dude, I'm curious, are you okay?

    • PeteZahut47

      11 years ago

      Is soon to be replaced

    • powerbomb141

      11 years ago

      I still can't remember which one < means and what > means.

    • AzmoSama

      11 years ago

      '''orz

    • AzmoSama

      11 years ago

      Is that so . . ?

    • AzmoSama

      11 years ago

      That avatar?

    • AzmoSama

      11 years ago

      So you did, my humble apologies.

    • AzmoSama

      11 years ago

      I dunno, I think Tempest might be Dan's Great Great Great Grandson. The logics there - 'Tache, Self-Immolation, Abstract wit.

      Also. Tempest looks nothing like Dredd. Have you ever seen Dredd's face?
      Now Rico. Rico looks just like Dredd.

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