Jonus

Male
from Barrie, Ontario

  • Activity

    • Guys, I Reproduced

      3 years ago

      Jonus

      Introducing Jonus Jr (female variant)

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      She is cuter than every other thing.

    • Givin' High Fives & Makin' Sandwiches

      5 years ago

      Jonus

      Last night I was watching Friends with Brenda, "The One In Vegas", and who do I notice but this guy on the plane behind Ross...
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      And then "Guy on Plane" is again seen behind Chandler at the craps table:
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      According to imdb this is only Joel Hayes' second on-screen credit. Unfortunately I went to bed right after, so I didn't watch "The One After Vegas" to see him play the role of "The Guy Watching The Game." I'm pretty proud of my keen eye. Brenda even doubted me... or just doubted anyone from RvB could ever be in her favourite show.

    • 5 years ago

      Jonus

      Remember when I made this?
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      Someone just won $100 for doing the exact same thing, but with less skill:
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      In a Cracked Photoplasty contest.

      I'm kind of upset right now.

    • 6 years ago

      Jonus
    • 6 years ago

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    • Original Gangsta

      6 years ago

      Jonus

      I was looking through my old photobucket account for a gif I once made, and I came across this image from one time when we "hacked" Russ' account and then alert flooded him:

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      But look at the profile picture. Russ was the original Brony! I forget who's idea it was to change it to that, but I think we may have accidentally created an e-craze. Sorry, internet.

    • Don't tell anyone, but...

      7 years ago

      Jonus

      I'm faking it.

    • The Big Year

      7 years ago

      Jonus

      I don't feel like anything too important happened to me this year, but I can tell next year is going to be big.

      Brenda and I have talked about moving, I've had my eye on the job market further north, I've been studying to get a Cisco certification to help with getting hired for a new job, at my current job I feel like I've been moving up the ladder (though with nothing to show for it tangibly or financially), if we move Brenda would transfer to a new store, and if all these things fall into place then maybe we'll start to have kids.

      So, it could be a big year. I need to keep pushing myself to quit being lazy. I did the same way through high school and I laughed about it. I knew I could do better than I was if I applied myself, I just never did because why should I if I can get by without it? I've been "getting by" the same way in the real world. It's times like these when I realize I am an adult and that doesn't just mean that I can stay up as late as I want and only eat sugary cereals for breakfast. If I'm going to eat those cereals I'm only going to do so when they're on sale or if they're the no-name brand. If I stay up until 2 am I'm probably going to end up being late for work. I can get through an entire day at work without actually doing any work, but how is that an accomplishment? I have literally accomplished nothing by doing that.

      Time to put on my bog boy pants and start doing this "applying myself" thing that I've always claimed that I can do, but have never bothered to.

      Ironically, I am writing this at work when I do have things to do...

      but really the only reason I wrote this was to get "COCKZILLA" off my front page

    • Best Spam Ever

      7 years ago

      Jonus
      From: Penis Growth Free trials
      Subject: COCKZILLA is the word

      She will surely pounce on you
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      I'm sold.

    • I'm Finally Level 60

      7 years ago

      Jonus

      What do I win?

  • Comments (2724)

    • jinnfer

      6 years ago

      Hello,
      My Name is Miss Jennifer,I read your profile today and it was so good to
      me.i feel you are the only one,i am interested to be a friend
      first.please contact me(jenniferbadara2012@yahoo.co.uk)
      miss.JENNIFER JUST WISHING YOU THE BEST OF 2013.

      • Jonus

        6 years ago

        Thanks, Jen.

    • fluffsman

      7 years ago

      How's life, gorgeous?

    • fluffsman

      7 years ago

      Thanks, Adam! I will definitely be using it to download my porn everthing too.

    • fluffsman

      7 years ago

      That was my plan all along. I posted that journal just for you. I never thought I would say this but she's actually not bad in this movie. I think its the fact that she played the spoiled daughter of a very rich man.

    • Russ

      7 years ago

      what do you think of the new Taking Back Sunday album ?

    • fluffsman

      8 years ago

      Yes, its the remastered and its got soooo much awesome extra videos. And it looks fantastic. I was gonna buy it online but I found it at Best Buy. They also sell it at HMV.

    • Cheshire_Cat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Registration Team Lead

      8 years ago

      We think he is pulling on a piece of clothing, and when he gets it/it tears free he goes flying.

      I was wondering wtheck happened there at first too

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      I never watched any of their videos until somebody showed me that one after I was already into them. That just made me love them even more.

    • fluffsman

      8 years ago

      Oh! I satisfied the hell out of them, they could barely move after I worked my magic. Satisfaction guaranteed with me, my friend.

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      Hey, I'm new to this game. I'll try and do better next time!

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      He's back in SoCal. If Traci makes it out here, they'll start trying to see if he can move here or they can do the long distance thing.

    • fluffsman

      8 years ago

      Also, your wife is hot.

    • fluffsman

      8 years ago

      Why would I not look like my avatar? Is it the pink hair? Its been so many crazy colours. Now you're gonna have to tell her that this IS what I really look like. You don't look like your avatar at all....

      This kid's not sober, is he? and none of you are 21, are you? and these pot stickers aren't made with real crab, ARE THEY?!?......I stand corrected.

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      I bought the book too, but have recently noticed that he's added a few more pages. It's kinda cool that he keeps coming back to it. Also, if you go to the last comic and look below it there's a fan video somebody made. I haven't watched the whole thing, but it looks cool.

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      So I figured I'd help make that group and you could be a part of it cuz then we could knock out all the films together and have fun doin' it. Whaddya say?!

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      That's not a bad idea, I'll make sure I have that list handy too. But I've got netflix so I'll just add 'em all to my queue and then hopefully be finished w/ it by the end of next month. Hopefully I'll be a more 'cultured' film buff by then. Who knows...

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      Yea, I'm all for it whenever I get a stable job and I can pay for stuffs.

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      I don't have recording equipment but if you could figure out a way around it I'm down to set up a band w/ you.

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      Those ladies, they can be trouble...

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      Family road trip into the area. We went from NYC to TO, but really only stayed in TO for a day instead of a few like I thought we would. It was cool, we went to the ROM and the CN Tower. It's a pretty sweet place to visit.

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      Yo, my bad 'bout this past week. Our plans weren't as solid as I thought they'd be in TO. I'll certainly hit you up when I'm back in town amigo. TO was cool.

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      I'm gonna be in Toronto either Wed or Thurs. Are you ANYWHERE near there/have free time? PM me your phone # if ya wanna chill for a few.

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      DO IT ANYWAYZ!!!

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      Yea, this article is bringing more attention to it. Info's still up because of internet servers and such being moved and what not. Dude's not quitting.

      It's just... yikes.

    • Paris

      8 years ago

      How does one love like a dove?

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      Still haven't seen the Dr. Horrible's thingy. I really need to, mostly cuz I love all things Whedon.

      I didn't know they were from up north. That's sweet.

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      I know, right?! Specially since Ford's in it, I'm all over that film!

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      I hear ya there amigo, my snooze button is over worked. I really need to do better at the waking up.

    • fluffsman

      8 years ago

      Right after you told me I was going through some stuff on my computer (cleaning out and such_ and I found pictures from when I went over there and a video of Jordan at the bus station. It totally reminded me of the trip.

    • fluffsman

      8 years ago

      And you definitely thought of me. Cause I'm just as awesome as he is.

      I miss talking to you! For realz.

    • CapDac

      8 years ago

      It's in my journal. Have fun

    • CapDac

      8 years ago

      Heh, can't say as I'd blame you.

      Tell you what - today is a busy day (have a funeral to attend) but tomorrow I'll hit you up. I just want to make sure the grammar in the damn thing flows freely before I post it - every time I repost a rant I've done before, some tiny detail jumps out at me.

      You'll see it soon.

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      I think I'm going blind just thinkin' about it...

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      Well I only got to that part later, so it's not as big of a deal for me. But I see your point, that shit is scary yo. SUPER CROTCH TO THE FACE!

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      Yikes, that's pretty brutal. I would hate for my little sister to come back to me and tell me that "It's not cool to like Star Wars anymore" cuz all of her friends are really into that stuff. She's only 8, but man that would be devastating to know that a part of your lifestyle is no longer accepted. I'm hoping that she doesn't have to grow up in a world where that's the case man, cuz I really don't wanna bring up kids in a society like that. I've lived my entire life trying to make sure that being yourself is super acceptable. I may have moved to one of the more superficial places on this planet, but at the same time there are plenty of weirdos out there who live life the way they want to. I certainly hope that becomes more of the norm than anything else.

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      Which is kinda nice, if you think about it. All the things you and I love and take for granted is actually a good thing. Back in the day we would've gotten our ass beat for reading and doing the things we do. Now it's just the norm.

      But back to the glasses. I see your point. They're more in, which makes them less nerd and more cool. The old ones were just nerd. A'ight then.

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      Less nerdy? Man, I think these are more nerdy than the last pair I had. These ones stand out more, but maybe cuz they're more of today's fashion style... Either way I feel like these are certainly more of the "IREADCOMICBOOKSANDPLAYVIDEOGAMESALLDAY" style. Then again, that's why I got 'em!

      And yeah dude, get some new glasses pronto. You'll put the new ones on and be all: HOLY SHIT, I CAN SEE!!! It's pretty sweet.

    • Paris

      8 years ago

      I was going nuts trying to figure out where I knew one of the actors in The Losers from. Then I realized he looked like you. So Cris Evans cops your look when he wears glasses.

    • fluffsman

      8 years ago

      The Guild, dude. The Guild.

    • Russ

      8 years ago

      better then his solo work

      www.purevolume.com/TerribleThings

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      Hey, life ain't so bad when all you've gotta argue about is movie choice. Sounds like fun.

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      Well I'm glad I interest somebody. How's the married life treatin' ya?

    • Russ

      8 years ago

      so are you going to use these new skills on Cigar Time ... it wold look nice

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      Yeah, I hear ya there bro. Some bands really do get pigeon-holed cuz of their voice. And voice is really important. If you don't have a likeable voice, then people are just gonna write you off. Don't matter how good the band is...

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      Yeah, I hear that a lot about Bob. That his voice really gets to people. Same as Bright Eyes, if you've ever heard of them. You either love 'em or hate 'em and it has a lot to do with the dudes voice. I totally understand.

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      I just keep stepin' on it, don't I? So why do you hate Bob?

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      Me: Open mouth. Insert foot. Lather, rinse, repeat.

      My bad yo, I've never actually heard the song before but I do like it and the meaning. Plus, Bob Dylan. Bad ass mo-fo, right?

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      Hah, wtf? What does that mean?

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      Wow, I'm so Asian I don't think that'll EVER happen to me. Which sucks balls cuz I've always wanted a beard. Wish I could, but it's just never gonna happen bro. If I ever got a beard it'd be like that dude in Kill Bill who trains Uma Thurman.

    • Suto_Griff

      8 years ago

      No no, techno Spidey is all bad ass. Dude just made bad decisions while takin' the suit, that's all.

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