Joshulus

Male
from Logan City, near Brisbane

  • Activity

    • What the hell... 25 things

      10 years ago

      Joshulus

      1. Sometimes I am tempted to cut my hair to see if people will still think I'm 'cool' and 'metal' without it.

      2. I am quite a generous person, which makes me quite angry when that generosity is abused.

      3. Yes my car is a shitbox, but I will love it until I eventually run it into the ground (if your car doesn't die the slowest death possible, it shall be forever dubbed 'The Vagmobile').

      4. Some people are so full of shit I actually pity them more than anything.

      5. While some semi-recent past events did have a profoundly negative effect on me, I think they've also helped to make me stronger.

      6. My job is interesting, satisfying and I like the people I work with. If I were to completely quit teaching and stay where I am it would not be the worst thing in the world.

      7. No, I absolutely do not care how much money you get paid being a teacher. Being a member of a backwards, failing system where you're looked down upon by 'colleagues' as well as your superiors is simply not worth your 'salary'.

      8. In relation to the above, please don't point out the irony in that I work in the health system.

      9. I just tried to wipe a smudge off my screen, only to find it was a 'g'. I can be a downright genius sometimes.

      10. A polarizing point of view is refreshing. Anyone who doesn't think so is a moron (QUICK! SOMEONE COMPLETELY DISAGREE WITH THIS!)

      11. The kind of people I hate the most are the people who clearly have nothing going for them but their own inflated, false perceptions of themselves.

      12. It's a tad cliche, but I would gladly make the same mistakes again given the chance.

      13. Some of the things I say (even some of these 'things') can seem antagonistic. This is because I've been dealing with people's bullshit for too long.

      14. Just as I finished typing that sentence, Nasum's "Bullshit" started playing. Coincidence?

      15. I think your 'bouncy' personality is really going to be of benefit to you once you realise everyone thinks you're a fucking joke. Those who remember who you are anyway.

      16. Oh wow, I had to completely go back and edit some of these points because I just started raging on various people (outside RT). I should really get my anger looked at. Also, Nasum's "I Hate People" just came on. This is starting to get eerie.

      17. I am not an angry drunk. The only thing you have to watch out for when I've been drinking is the numerous hugs.

      18. Basic Fucking Etiquette people, DO YOU USE IT?

      19. Yes I realise the lack of class in putting 'Fucking' next to 'Etiquette'.

      20. I love my ridiculously bad puns. SO MUCH.

      21. The food at my work is so awesome, I wish I was eating it right now.

      22. I believe a little effort can go a long way.

      23. Like my brother, I also like calling people out on their bullshit.

      24. As much as I like to play things by ear, I loves me a good routine.

      25. I see the 'good' in people. However, there are instances where it doesn't exist.

    • HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY!

      10 years ago

      Joshulus

      CUNTS

      I am currently listening to Blood Duster while not wearing pants. I'm so Australian, I shit Kangaroos

    • MERRY CHRISTMAS!

      10 years ago

      Joshulus

      FROM THE FUTURE!

    • Coming to Australia next year...

      10 years ago

      Joshulus

      ALICE IN CHAINS!

      brb, have to wash all the semen off my walls and worldly possessions.

    • What is it with me and car accidents?

      10 years ago

      Joshulus

      Seriously? I didn't even cause this one.

    • A Small Victory

      10 years ago

      Joshulus

      So it turns out that 'Frostitute' has been successful in his campaign for modship of the Music Forum. Big thanks to everyone who voted for him.

      It is quite rewarding to see him win after I helped him with his campaign. Had I not just recently committed myself to a life of archiving autopsy reports, I might have become a political campaign manager deely.

    • GAWT A JERB!

      10 years ago

      Joshulus

      In case you didn't know, I got a full time job today.

      You're looking at the newest administrative assistant for the Mater Hospital's Research Department :D

      Also, VOTE FROSTY!

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      IF YOU WERE RUNNING, HE'D VOTE FOR YOU!

      Disclaimer: He may not actually vote for you.

    • ASSORTED PROPAGANDA 1

      10 years ago

      Joshulus

      As some of you may know, voting has been set up you can select your favourite users to moderate certain parts of the forums.

      I present to you, FROSTITUTE!

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      A VOTE FOR FROSTITUTE IS A VOTE FOR COMMUNISM!

      On a serious note though. Could you imagine what the music forum would be like under Frostitute's steely gaze? Shitty threads locked instantly. Shitty threadmakers banned instantly. What better candidate than someone who lives, breathes and occasionally eats the forums?

      To my metal brethren, some of you have experienced the golden days. With Frostitute at the modertor's post, a new golden age can be ushered in.

      I urge you to post this message in your journals, so that we may spread the word, and make the Music Forum the best it can be!

      tl;dr VOTE FROSTITUTE FOR THE MUSIC FORUM!

  • About Me

  • Comments (413)

    • Selina_Kyle

      9 years ago

      you win.

    • Finding_Emo

      10 years ago

      Dude... I charge 2.50 to do that shit. So that takes it down to 131420 blow jobs. And for this car, yeah i think i could handle it. As Kevin smith says, Sucking cock doesnt mean your gay, Enjoying it does

    • Finding_Emo

      10 years ago

      fred-marques.blogspot.com/

      You might like that website.

      Lots and lots of full albums up for download

    • The_Skald

      10 years ago

      Hi josh, sup?

    • Finding_Emo

      10 years ago

      if not itunes, maybe bigpond music card?

    • Finding_Emo

      10 years ago

      $20 itunes voucher up for grabs in my journal... you going to have a go at it?

    • dark_white

      10 years ago

      OMG, I can't believe I only just realised it. You work at the Mater Hospital don't you. I see you on the bus ALL the time. I always thought you looked familiar. Haha, if I am wrong, tell me, k.

    • dark_white

      10 years ago

      Hey Man,

      Whats happening with you lately? Anything exciting and new?

    • BASTARD667

      10 years ago

      Hey there, Josh! I see you're a fan of Lord of the Rings.
      I recently wrote this book and I'm trying to get people's opinions on it. If you could check it out, I'd appreciate it greatly:
      http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2216580

    • boesthius

      10 years ago

      :O

      right you are.

    • Dman82

      10 years ago

      If I want any forum, it be Billboard or Xbox 360.

    • Finding_Emo

      10 years ago

      pay for porn??? NEVER!!!!!

    • Finding_Emo

      10 years ago

      all of them smiley1.gif

      Failing that

      One Hour By The Concrete Lake
      The Perfect Element, Part I
      12:5

      If you want i can upload them to my webserver if you want a copy of them...

    • dark_white

      10 years ago

      Hey Man, Whats happening?

    • Frostitute

      11 years ago

      Shit.
      Sucks.

    • Dman82

      11 years ago

      Will I get a + 5 FUCK YEAH SEAKING if I notice the EPIC FAIL?

      No, but you'll get a +10 AWESOME!!!!

    • Frostitute

      11 years ago

      IN AN ELEVATOR!
      WOO WOO!

    • The_Skald

      11 years ago

      The part where you bust through the tractor trailer.

    • Frostitute

      11 years ago

      SNAKE EATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

    • Finding_Emo

      11 years ago

      hehehehehehheehehe

    • The_Skald

      11 years ago

      ohgodno

    • boesthius

      11 years ago

      I know, right?

    • Finding_Emo

      11 years ago

      Its hard to obey if you dont say yes or no.....

    • boesthius

      11 years ago

      D:

    • Finding_Emo

      11 years ago

      Did you know that asking for aspirin in Tavatia (a club) translates into "ill have 2 ectacy please"....

      I love finland

    • jlynx

      11 years ago

      Hell yeah, watched the first 7 eps of Swat Kats tonight with a friend with a few drinks, man it was fun.

    • marinesteve

      11 years ago

      excellent, did u go to the after party?

    • marinesteve

      11 years ago

      did u see amon amarth?

    • Dman82

      11 years ago

      WRONG!

    • Dman82

      11 years ago

      Pfft, I already knew your credit card number

      ORLY?

      What is it then?

    • SolaRex

      11 years ago

      you got any opinions on which of these 2 i should have as my next tattoo?


      number 1

      or number 2

    • Templar895

      11 years ago

      The best!

    • TheBrewPig

      11 years ago

      There are another 4 stages... but meh.

      And I got a free ticket smiley0.gif

      Don't like Killswitch? I'm sorry I can't talk to you anymore... LOL

      Just kidding. smiley0.gif

    • TheBrewPig

      11 years ago

      You going to Soundwave, man? I'm gonna be at the Sydney one next weekend. Stage 5 is the shit:

      STAGE 5
      8:45-9:45 KILLSWITCH ENGAGE
      7:45-8:25 AS I LAY DYING
      6:45-7:25 SHADOWS FALL
      5:45-6:25 HASTE THE DAY
      4:45-5:25 BLEEDING THROUGH
      3:50-4:25 CARPATHIAN
      3:00-3:35 STILL REMAINS
      2:10-2:40 DIVINE HERESY
      1:20-1:50 FALL OF TROY
      12:30-1:00 FROM AUTUMN TO ASHES

      Good times!!!

    • dark_white

      11 years ago

      Good stuff, sounds exciting.

    • dark_white

      11 years ago

      What happening man? Anything fun and exciting?

    • dark_white

      11 years ago

      So what is with you latest journal entry? They having a concert or something? But I agree with your statement.

    • boesthius

      11 years ago


      Not that I'd know.

      8|

    • LorD_BaZ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Ah yeah, I remember you mentioning the clinic in the metal thread earlier. Was good?

    • LorD_BaZ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Yeah, that version of Spirit was... Unbelievable. Some bastard toppled on top of me in the back of the mosh pit. Four morons running around a small unoccupied circle area pushing people. They pushed me... I tumbled forward into some other poor bastard, stepped back and tumbled down. Promptly tripping over another guy. Aside from that. It was all good. My throats gonna be killing me tomorrow.

      Damn you bastard. Meeting both Rudess and Petrucci. You had a meet/greet package ticket or just luck?
      Mate of mine got one of Portnoy's drum sticks. Bastard.

    • BalParkFrank

      11 years ago

      heyy comment the pics and ill comment back plz and thank you

    • boesthius

      11 years ago

      YOU COULD BE IN A BAND TOO

      AND GET CHICKS.

    • Finding_Emo

      11 years ago

      oh the bucket will be showing more unmitigated, unadulterated, immutable truth in journals to come

    • LorD_BaZ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Here's hoping. So far Kevin Rudd's been an interesting PM. So far so good.

    • BuRNINGStAR

      11 years ago

      hmm alright. i thought they would of bombed it.

    • BuRNINGStAR

      11 years ago

      lol! king diamond title. smiley0.gif sweet.

      Post edited 12/07/07 10:17PM

    • Rowen

      11 years ago

      Probably 'Otherside' by the Chili Peppers. So easy I can play it (including the solo).


      As much as I love that song, I don't know if the older folks would appreciate the lines "slittin' my throat" and all the references to suicide.

    • jlynx

      11 years ago

      Enough to make me almost cry...Lots of stuff,mainly pissed about losing my emulators and roms.

    • TheBrewPig

      11 years ago

      Always have the tunes cranked when driving man! Its how I stay awake!!

    • gotcurl

      11 years ago

      Well, I like your tattoos.

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