Jqueasy

Male
from Alachua, FL

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    • Jews For Journals

      13 years ago

      Jqueasy

      I just thought I would make a jounal entry out of the blue. I have been writing frequent blogs at blogger.com. They have a spell check that keeps me in check.

    • Long Time

      14 years ago

      Jqueasy

      Its been a while sense I have been on the forum. Well now im back. Like anyone here cares.

    • iWont Do it!

      14 years ago

      Jqueasy

      Everyone is doing this iPod deal, and iAm just not going to do it. iFell into the Santa hat craze and have been regreting it. iAm such a freaking pozer! But not this time. iRefuse to do it.

    • Orson Scott Card!

      14 years ago

      Jqueasy

      Just this past Tuesday January 18th, I got to watch OSC speak and also got him to sign a few of my books. It ruled! Not that you care... JERK!

    • I'm done wearing this stupid hat!

      14 years ago

      Jqueasy

      Let me be the first to take of this hat. I gave in to temptation and put a hat on my nick nolte head. I feel better now, so I will be the first to take off my hat before christimas, why? So all you people with hats on will be followers.

    • Haiku by JQ

      14 years ago

      Jqueasy

      I have been messing around writing stupid haikus. Here are a few.

      Don't take your pants off!
      Can't you tell you're still at work?
      Wait till five o'clock.

      I just took a dump.
      The smell keeps me from breathing.
      I should light a match.

      Roll down your window.
      Do you have some Grey Poupon?
      This yellow wont do.

      I want more beer now.
      You don't need to see I.D.
      Look hair on my chest.

      Urban Meyer rules!
      I hope he beats Spurrier.
      Steve is a Game Cock.

    • Yes my hat is large!

      14 years ago

      Jqueasy

      It is the very best hat, and it is my friend. I would like to thank my hat for being the very best hat. Thank YOU hat. I know everyone is doing it. I just didnt want to be left out. Dont hate!! You know you want one!!

    • We Can't Be Stopped!!!

      14 years ago

      Jqueasy

      As of December 3, my seattle supersonics are 14-3. We are undefeated at home. We have beaten good teams like San Antonio and Minnesota. The make my sports life worth living. With my Bucs suckin' and my Gators season pretty much over until the bowl game, I can rest easy knowing that my Sonics are taking care of business. TEAR. :' )

    • How to get owned at Halo 2!!

      14 years ago

      Jqueasy

      There is an easy tactic to getting owned at halo 2. Invite my friend Raf over, make sure he playes on the other team. Then sit back and watch as he kills you over and over. Then Marvel as you cant seem to find anyway to get one kill on him. And finally watch as you throw you controller across the room and it shatters into a million pieces.

    • One More Time

      14 years ago

      Jqueasy

      Yesterday me and my core Halo friends got together to play one last time. And unfortunatly it ended by me and my team mate getting utterly smashed three rounds in a row. Now we look to 12:01 Tuesday morning. Its on!! It will be hard for them to camp the oversheild and rocket launcher when they dont know where it is. HAHAHA!!!

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  • Comments (12)

    • Leus

      12 years ago

      YOU'RE A MARRIED MAN, JEFF DOMER JUNIOR!

      Ooh, how I hope she's stroking your leg hair in your motorhome soon.

    • xClickHerex

      12 years ago

      Kung Pow, that was a spectacular movie

    • Mr_Pockets_9

      14 years ago

      hey, wait a minute! if you are all alive then surely Wimp Lo! Wimp.....*buzzes* oh.....

    • Jqueasy

      14 years ago

      Its quite possible I am an idiot.

    • FlotingAxhed

      14 years ago

      Comic books rule! Your quote from Kung Pow rules! It's quite possible that you rule!

    • ToolPackinMa

      14 years ago

      William Shatner!? :)

    • BigGrits704

      14 years ago

      Sweet avatar

    • Amanda

      14 years ago

      Leus took his hat off before you did! Frickin A

    • Amanda

      14 years ago

      dude you so copied Leus

    • JohnMichael

      14 years ago

      "Hey Napoleon, gimme some of your tots." Yeah, wayyy too many one-liners in that movie to start writing down... :) "I am proficient with a bo-staff."

    • Amanda

      14 years ago

      I was running down the stairs the other day and I fell and I thought "Gosh dog how bout them Sonics"

    • Decompiler

      14 years ago

      Army of Darkness kicks major @$$.

      Oh, and now the snorting starts.

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