Kairi15

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    • lol for my 21st birthday I DEMAND

      6 years ago

      Kairi15

      that you all read this and get a laugh out of it, because i sure as hell did

      The GLORIOUS mantis shrimp

      ~Kairi15~

    • Hello everyone.

      6 years ago

      Kairi15

      Sorry I haven't been on to say HI to ya all. I've literally been swamped in college homework, finals, and exams. Funny enough I just finished one of my finals last night and have to turn it in by today.

      If I was on earlier and not as busy as I was hoping, all of my journals would have been a countdown to my B-day. Speaking of which that would be tomorrow ^_^


      So in my absence of college and work, how has everyone been? Did I miss anything exciting?


      ~Kairi15~

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    • A funny for you all.

      6 years ago

      Kairi15

      HOW TO GIVE YOUR CAT A PILL:

      1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

      2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in
      left arm and repeat process.

      3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

      4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear
      paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

      5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.

      6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

      7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap.
      Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

      8) Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill inside end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

      9) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

      10) Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

      11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

      12) Call fire brigade to retrieve the f------ cat from tree across
      the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.

      13) Tie the little b**tard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of steak filet. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

      14) Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the
      emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and remove pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.

      15) Arrange for RSPCA to collect "mutant cat from hell" and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.

      HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL:

      1) Wrap it in cheese.

    • HAHAHAH IM AM A LUCKY PERSON!

      6 years ago

      Kairi15

      So the first mission of HvZ was amazing. It was too fucking long because it was too fucking cold and raining to boot. The mission was to get 4 viles and 1 syringe that was scattered around the OSU campus. Right off the bat my team was already being trolled by zombies. We somehow managed to get away from them trailing us and ended up walking around a building fucking twice before we moved somewhere else. We were told by a mod that there was something in the area that was not found yet. So that was the reason for walking around the building twice. Now during the time that we were searching there was a craw space that was hidden by bushes and a poll really well and it freaked me out when a human popped out and I about near shoot his ass. No joke after the second-third time of walking around the damn building my team had gotten cornered by about 5-6 zeds, in that same area where that fucking craw space was. So me and one of my teammates advance forward because we were gonna take them on. I had walked right in plain view near that craw space and what do you know an asshole zed is hiding there and because I vaguely knew that someone would be there I was able to react fast enough to shoot his ass before he tagged me. Well apparently he did tag me but he busted my gun in the process. We had a dispute of whether or not that I was tagged. Thank god a mod was there so we could settle this. The guy flipped a coin and let the zed decide how to deal with the situation. He chose a game of rock-paper-scissors, best 2 outta 3 would win. I WON!!!! So I am still human for the moment. But after this was settled I was a little pissed that the dude kinda broke my gun. He tried to tag me with so much force that my gun had literally come apart and flew under a damn garbage shoot. We retrieved it and it went back together and all was good. After all of that we hugged it out for settling the situation and then I got 20 credits to spend at the store for the game for good sportsmanship :3



      I AM STILL HUMAN!!!!!!

      I know it's long, sorry.

      ~Kairi15~

    • I WON THE LOTTERY!

      6 years ago

      Kairi15

      This is the part where I say April Fools and I become sad!

      Lol but anyway, the good old College game that i've been lookin forward to begins tonight.

      Said game being Humans vs. Zombies :3


      ~Kairi15~

    • lookie there

      6 years ago

      Kairi15

      I've been non-existent for 2 weeks!

      And what do I have to say about it?
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      ..............................
      NOTHING!!!!!


      Just been busy with classes and work. BUT, I've realized that I have less than a month til my birthday =3=

      ~Kairi15~

    • 6 years ago

      Kairi15
  • Comments (15063)

    • Kevin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      It wasn't you that made me sad. It was valentines. I don't like the holiday

    • Eureka7

      8 years ago

      its singles awareness day ;_;

    • Eureka7

      8 years ago

      Aww im depressed now ;_;

    • Eureka7

      8 years ago

      HORRAYZ!!!!!

    • Eureka7

      8 years ago

      NM HOWS MY FAV KH FAN!!!!

    • Kevin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      well i'll be busy tomorrow and flying on sat. If anyone hasn't done it by sunday evening/monday morning. I can have it by then

    • Kevin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      lol.

      Does it need to be a certain size?

    • Kevin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      xD. My mom doesn't like violence really. She thinks joking pounding on each other is silly

    • kickcows GREEN IS THE BEST

      8 years ago

      It is quite the experience, let me tell you.

      "Excuse me?"
      "Yes?"
      "Do you work here?"
      me - dressed in a uniform "Yes?"
      "Can I have a park map?"
      me - "look behind you?"
      "Oh! Thanks!"

      ugh. people's brains shut off when they enter a theme park. I'M ON VACATION! I DON'T NEED TO THINK!

      XD

    • Kevin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Damn, that means your mom is a boss. haha

    • Kevin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      oooooooooooooooooooo cat fight. I likey

    • Kevin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      I hardly ever say it actually, to be honest.... Sometimes I make me mom mad so she can yell it.. It's priceless.

      Well not like serious mad but like the funny mad.

    • Kevin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      haha. Arlen is legit... Try yelling Kevin Arlen. I dunno, it sounds cool

    • Kevin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      hehe, it's okay. though i dunno where you came up with the i haha. it didn't sound wierd to you when you read it spelt like that?

    • sora91

      8 years ago

      ur soo mean

    • Kevin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Ahem... arLen.. It's an L, not an i

      =(

      Post edited 2/09/11 6:45AM

    • Glazdon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      I can guarantee that you'll enjoy this artist. ;D

      annria2002.deviantart.com/

    • Kamuza

      8 years ago

      Heres somthin interesting: Square Enix said when theyre done with FFXIII-2 and FFVersusXIII, theyre gunna get started on Kingdom Hearts 3

    • Recoome

      8 years ago

      hey :D~

    • 09777

      8 years ago

      Yup :D lol

    • 09777

      8 years ago

      Nah, like an old school shirt that a gentleman would wear

    • Eureka7

      8 years ago

      i wish you luck w tht XD

    • 09777

      8 years ago

      Chilling. In a poofy shirt

    • Eureka7

      8 years ago

      thats good X3

    • 09777

      8 years ago

      Hey, whats up? :D

    • Eureka7

      8 years ago

      how u feelin

    • Eureka7

      8 years ago

      :)

    • The-Great-Catsby

      8 years ago

      I think it was sweet! Much whiter than I had imagined. Would have been better if I had enough to make a snowman or snowball, but I liked it! I want moar!!!! Naaoo!!!

    • The-Great-Catsby

      8 years ago

      Hey Kairi, guess what? After 19 years I've finally seen snow! Wooooooooooooooooot!

      Just thought I'd let you know that...

    • sora91

      8 years ago

      tallkk tooo meee im soo bored lol i couldnt go to work today sooo talk to me plzzz

    • sakublossom

      8 years ago

      today my mom found out that she might be losing her job

    • Kevin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Good night. =3

    • Kevin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      It's all good, i hate the snow. smiley8.gif

      Well, good night and good luck

    • Kevin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Sledding would be pretty legit.

      We had snow today but nothing stayed, we lucked out. =D

    • Kevin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Not much actually, just watching some clips online and going on a rampage on here, xD

      How are you? Also, how's the storm going for you so far?

    • Kevin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Holla

    • BlazingWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      I think you'd yell at me if I remotely thought of stabbing someone.

    • BlazingWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      By threaten I meant threaten as in quitting the job, not threaten to stab a foo. I think they would taze me and laugh at my twitching body. I should prolly get some sleep since it's 3 here. Enjoy your sleep, nice talking to ya again.

    • sakublossom

      8 years ago

      hope 2 talk 2 u again

    • sakublossom

      8 years ago

      it was nice finally getting 2 talk 2 u goodnight

    • BlazingWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Haha, no need for that. It's all fine. They haven't bothered me in awhile anyway.

    • sakublossom

      8 years ago

      smart kairi and smart parents

    • BlazingWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Meh, I think this one gave up. Because I'd threaten I'd quit if they did. So instead I get put with crappy situations. I doubt you'd smack me, cause I'd be long gone

    • sakublossom

      8 years ago

      u r so smarts

    • sakublossom

      8 years ago

      thanks i will try that *hugs*

    • BlazingWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Like eventually I want to be some great management person of a company, but it's just something I'm not currently excited to do right now. I know my logic is real dumb, but it's just how I am. Quitting my previous four jobs cause of thise reasons.

    • BlazingWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      I could I guess? It's that I dunno. I'd feel weird if I turn it down and still work there.

    • sakublossom

      8 years ago

      awww no it didnt thanks 4 trying though

    • BlazingWolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Because they wanna promote me into one of them, and I dob't want to be a manager of anybody. That's why zi quit so many jobs.

    • sakublossom

      8 years ago

      u should come and do ur kairi magic on it 2 get it closed

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