Kamikaze

Male
from Iron Prostitute City

  • Activity

    • Top Secret Document #45

      13 years ago

      Kamikaze

      We have been performing extensive research into the inner workings of the robot HQ [read: running in, grabbing a bunch of papers and running back out again] and found out the following information:

      Robots hate steak
      Robots are forced to listen to Britney Spears for six hours everyday as part of their mandatory dehumanisation procedure
      Robots don't have any form of sex, even masturbation. They move CRATES for sexual relief, no kidding
      Robots are scared of zombies, the little wimps
      Robots can't drink milkshakes

      Do you really want to join this hell organisation?

    • Slop Revolution

      13 years ago

      Kamikaze

      I, for one, am sick of the cold, mechanical tyranny of robot bastards. It's time to take a stand against their standardisation of humanity. If they have their way, all journals will be uniform, programmed craziness. This must be stopped! The mutated, deformed freaks of this forum must unite against the robot hordes whores. smofl

      edit: haha this video is so gay

    • there's someone asleep in the room below

      13 years ago

      Kamikaze

      so I keep dropping things on the floor and walking around a lot lmao7ow.png


      HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NSFW NSFW

    • The Sims 2: Open For Business

      in Forums > The Sims 2: Open For Business | Follow this topic

      Kamikaze

      THE BUSINESS OF TAKING ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY

      Yes, that's right, EA have announced another mystical teat on their whorish cash cow. Will Wright is said to be soaked in piss after laughing for four days upon thinking of the incredible irony of creating an expansion pack in which you learn how to be a good business man and look after your customers. Meanwhile he is SWIMMING AROUND IN A POOL FULL OF YOUR MONEY.

      Seriously though, I am calling for a boycott on this pile of crap. It doesn't matter though, because you're all dumb bastards who'll buy anything. The Christmas pack thing should have alerted even the slowest people on here that The Sims expansions are about money and NOTHING ELSE, but I bet a load of you still bought it. It sickens me.

      Whatever, I'll still con some idiot into buying it for me.

      GO HERE TO FIND OUT HOW TO THROW MONEY AWAY

      33 replies

    • WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME QUAZZ LEFT?

      13 years ago

      Kamikaze

      WE COULD HAVE HAD A PARTY!!!!!!!!!!

      PS: CHECK OUT MY LAST JOURNAL FOR SOMETHING MORE SUBSTANTIAL OK

      PPS: TO EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE MY ATTITUDE TOWARDS RAZZY AND QUAZZ LEAVING: FUCK YOU. GET A FUCKING LIFE AND A FUCKING SENSE OF HUMOUR AND A FUCKING JOB OR SOMETHING. YOU DIDN'T PISS ON ME ABOUT HOTSOUP OR THAT FAGGOT WIZBANG, AND HOW ARE THESE TWO SO MUCH BETTER? I DONT CARE WHY THEY LEFT, THE END RESULT IS THAT THEY WERE AFRAID OF THE INTERNET. HOW SAD IS THAT. ROFL

    • CHRISTMAS IS ROCKING THIS YEAR!!!!!!

      13 years ago

      Kamikaze

      ok i'm turning caps lock off for this one journal, because it's probably going to be fairly long.

      first of all, my brother is getting a nintendo ds for christmas and we are gonna play some fucking wireless games!!! yeah!!!!

      secondly, christmas is bitchin. Now, a lot of people don't like Christmas, but that's because they're faggots. Christmas is awesome and anyone who doesn't think so sucks or has recently lost a family member. loosers

      In my family, two of the four main players are Christmas-oriented, me and my dad. We love Christmas. We have a big fat tree in the lounge which is disgustingly gaudy and decked with hundreds of cheap and tacky ornaments. I love it. About three or four christmaseseses ago, we went shopping for MORE ORNAMENTS and my dad saw these stupid rope lights and bought two of them. He hung them up in the dining room and set them flashing at full speed. I was in love. Since then, every christmas we have decided to buy at least one bright LCD bullcrap thing to take up more floor space and electricity. It's great.

      Ok so we started off as our first thing by buying a "skating pot bellied penguin rope light silhouette". I'm not even fucking kidding, it's in our attic and I can see it from the computer. It's for indoor and outdoor use (but because we are paranoid of burglars it stays in our house FUCK YOU ROB AND JANE YOU MAY BE OUR LOVELY NEIGHBOURS BUT YOUR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS SUCK AND I DONT TRUST YOU FOR CRAP) and it is amazing. It's like three foot tall or something. The little bastard has a wooly hat, scarf and little ice skates. You turn a switch on the back and the lights on the feet change and it looks like it's skating. Best thing ever. Next year we left it a little late and couldn't find crap. In Homebase or B & Q [if they don't have them in America they're those big hardware stores where you go to buy 50 litres of paint and a screw] we found this Snowman on a big stand, it was pretty bitchin but nothing compared to the penguin. We bought a little fibre optic tree to go with it as well.

      so this year my dad and I thought "wtf christmas comes once a year LETS DO IT RIGHT" so we went to this garden centre on the way to York and looked around there. It was all kinda traditional stuff which sucks ass [basically the brighter and uglier, the better] but then we found the best thing ever

      ROPE CLIMBING SANTA

      haha, it looked so dumb we just had to buy it. first we found this singular rope light with two snowmen on it [wtf how do SNOWMAN CLIMB ROPE THEY HAVE NO HANDS ONLY BALLS] then one with two santas, which we were gonna get. We got almost to the checkout and thought "hey, we must have missed something good, let's go back" then we saw it. I mean a fucking rope ladder with a big fat santa [with the most hilariously retarded plastic head that makes him look like a bearded girl with glasses, ahaha] on it. Oh man that got so BOUGHT. We're gonna hang it from the landing so he hangs down in our hall.

      oh also my dad refuses to buy small turkeys. You know christmas turkeys have portion suggestions, like "this bird will feed 6 people" or whatever? yeah, the one he bought, which will be feeding five people said on it "feeds EIGHTEEN". heh we win


      next year we're getting santa in a helicopter, I swear to god. if £110 ($200) is the price of CHRISTMAS BLISS, so be it

    • TIME OF THE ENDLESS JOURNALS

      13 years ago

      Kamikaze

      HEY GUYS WTF IS THE PROPER ETIQUETTE FOR DESKTOP BACKGROUNDS? LIKE SHOULD I HAVE WANTONLY PORNOGRAPHIC BACKGROUNDS OR NOT, CONSIDER MY HOUSEMATES CONSTANTLY WALK IN AND SEE WHAT I'M DOING/WANT TO WATCH SOMETHING ON MY PC SO INEVITABLY END UP SEEING THE BACKGROUND ANYWAY

      WHY MUST I BE CONSTANTLY BOMBARDED WITH SUCH WEIGHTY ISSUES

    • HAHAHAHAHA

      13 years ago

      Kamikaze

      LOUSIR MADE THIS JOURNAL ENTRY BECAUSE A BUNCH OF US POSTED SHIT IN HIS STUPID JOURNAL ENTRY GAME

      SERIOUSLY IT WAS A FOUR WORD STORY GAME AND THE STORY WAS DUMB SO WE WRECKED IT AND THAT IS HIS RESPONSE

      WHAT A PANSY

    • STORY

      13 years ago

      Kamikaze

      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=624900

      THIS SHITHEAD MADE A THREAD IN THE BASEMENT I DIDNT LIKE SO I GAVE HIM LIKE MINUS 150 MOD POINTS AND HE LOST LIKE 18 LEVELS

      THEN A MOD DELETED IT TO STOP ME

      THEN THE GUY MADE A JOURNAL CRYING ABOUT IT SO I NEGMODDED THAT AS WELL NOW HE CANT EVEN MAKE ANY MORE THREADS!!!!

      I HAVE SO MUCH POWER

    • I'm going bowling tomorrow

      13 years ago

      Kamikaze

      this journal entry will be fat with tales

      ps: the toy I got with my cereal was crap so I took it outside and smashed it to pieces with a hammer

  • About Me

  • Comments (239)

    • dred2

      13 years ago

      how come there arent any pics of you??

    • dred2

      13 years ago

      i really dont know what your refering to. care to enlighten me?

    • Servo

      13 years ago

      Output

    • NEZeni

      13 years ago

      You spelt cutey wrong in your title.

    • octothorpe

      13 years ago

      haha i did get banned and you were right

    • Zman

      13 years ago

      GOOD TO HEAR
      WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MOTHERFUCKIN CHEESE ON THAT?

    • Zman

      13 years ago

      I DON'T BELIEV YOU YOU ARE A LIAR THIS HAS BEEN PROVEN
      HOWS MY BUTT ANYWAY?

    • w3a2

      13 years ago

      hahah i didn't get banned and you panicked about it haha

    • cwissie

      13 years ago

      hello mister,

      you grow broccoli? how curious, i grow..clovers.

      by the way, nightwish is quite a lovely band.

      farewell now.

    • RAVENwolf6

      13 years ago

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    • RAVENwolf6

      13 years ago

      HEY IF I FR'ED U WUD U ACEPT LOL

    • oldie

      13 years ago

      Name calling!

      THAT'S IT....I'M LEAVING.

    • oldie

      13 years ago

      HEY I"M OLD.......It takes me longer to get up to speed..

      Kambee

    • Halo53

      13 years ago

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    • IAMCHURCH

      13 years ago

      kami = god = you. yes, i watch the bar.

    • Nethero

      13 years ago

      your awesome

    • NEZeni

      13 years ago

      WHOOOPS

    • Halo53

      13 years ago

      Sharkeesha (12:26:39 AM): Who is that?
      Sportmik (12:26:44 AM): what?
      Sharkeesha (12:26:49 AM): Your new picture.
      Sportmik (12:26:54 AM): I have 2 new ones
      Sportmik (12:27:01 AM): pole or banana?
      Sportmik (12:29:34 AM): which pic?
      Sharkeesha (12:30:15 AM): Banana.
      Sportmik (12:30:21 AM): Kamikaze
      Sharkeesha (12:30:34 AM): Eww he is not supposed to be somewhat goodlooking.
      Sportmik (12:30:43 AM): hahahahahaha
      Sportmik (12:30:48 AM): hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
      Sportmik (12:30:51 AM): hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
      Sportmik (12:30:53 AM): I love you
      Sportmik (12:31:00 AM): and I love him
      Sportmik (12:31:01 AM): and he loves me
      Sportmik (12:31:04 AM): and you love me
      Sportmik (12:31:06 AM): LETS ORGY


      and later

      Sharkeesha (12:33:40 AM): Tell him that a girl in the wild snow fields think he is less then ugly
      Sportmik (12:33:48 AM): will do
      Sharkeesha (12:34:02 AM): Oh and wanna make out?

    • Zman

      13 years ago

      I love you.
      Just thought you should know.

    • Lousir

      13 years ago

      you best step off before you kill billed
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    • Frazzer

      13 years ago

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    • Zylo

      13 years ago

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    • Servo

      13 years ago

      this is kami incase you didnt know

    • DmSteve

      13 years ago

      I'll Server Error in '/' Application.
      Runtime Error
      Description: An application error occurred on the server. The current custom error settings for this application prevent the details of the application error from being viewed remotely (for security reasons). It could, however, be viewed by browsers running on the local server machine.
      Details: To enable the details of this specific error message to be viewable on remote machines, please create a <customErrors> tag within a "web.config" configuration file located in the root directory of the current web application. This <customErrors> tag should then have its "mode" attribute set to "Off".



      <!-- Web.Config Configuration File -->

      <configuration>
      <system.web>
      <customErrors mode="Off"/>
      </system.web>
      </configuration>

      Notes: The current error page you are seeing can be replaced by a custom error page by modifying the "defaultRedirect" attribute of the application's <customErrors> configuration tag to point to a custom error page URL.



      <!-- Web.Config Configuration File -->

      <configuration>
      <system.web>
      <customErrors mode="RemoteOnly" defaultRedirect="mycustompage.htm"/>
      </system.web>
      </configuration>

    • Lousir

      13 years ago

      oh, so now you're getting others to do your dirty work? hoe.

    • Skudly

      13 years ago

      "You are the slowest-"

      EAT YOUR CRUMPETS, DRINK YOUR TEA. BRIT.

    • Dublyner

      13 years ago

      I actually own the Stabby shirt.

      It's everything I hoped for.

    • Lousir

      13 years ago

      i'll let you think about this for a while . . .



      x

    • Lousir

      13 years ago

      now what hoe!

    • Razzy

      13 years ago

      w3a2: I think his name's really Ferdinand or Edgar or maybe Harvey, but he's afraid to tell us. smiley0.gif

    • w3a2

      13 years ago

      Frank? what a homofaggish name

    • Nethero

      13 years ago

      Comment Cuddle!

    • Skudly

      13 years ago

      Oh fuck you.

      Fuck you hard, dirty, and in the pooper.

    • w3a2

      13 years ago

      i am sure your name is David.

    • Gavino FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Stick it up your fuckin' nose! (Woohoo! )

      Holy coke, repeating myself, as if it isn't slightly louder
      Pausing just long enough to snort the white powder
      Wheels came off but I'm still on track
      Bought a one way ticket to hell

      AND BACK!

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      I called you an ass!

      Get it?!

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      You are not a wierd ass.

      You are a normal ass!

      lol c wat i did thar

    • TheCheat

      13 years ago

      RAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    • Skudly

      13 years ago

      Kami.

      My friends list and all my posts are gone.

      I think gav reset them.

      What a meanie.

    • Halo53

      13 years ago

      Numba one in da hood, gee

    • DmSteve

      13 years ago

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    • NEZeni

      13 years ago

      You spelt boyfriend wrong in your title.

    • Doughb0y

      13 years ago

      You're funny.

      I want to party with you.

    • Starburst

      13 years ago

      You disgust me.

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    • Grimson

      13 years ago

      for BUTTZ!

    • Grimson

      13 years ago

      THIs is a acall

    • Zman

      13 years ago

      lol shitbin

    • Adul

      13 years ago

      No, it doesn't...


      Boyfrield.

    • NEZeni

      13 years ago

      :)

    • ScaryThing

      13 years ago

      Hi dahveed

      You sexy beast
      :D

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