KaosMidget

Female
from Ypsilanti, MI

  • Activity

    • Living with my parents

      9 years ago

      KaosMidget

      is quite... different. Internet is slow. my computer crashed the other day (damn you pinball game!) I work a lot. I'm not ready for school to start again. Money is tight as per usual, but at least the rent is free!!

      Still with kyle (hence the pic)

      Scared for this nation and how we've allowed politicians to wrack up this much debt and still want to hand out more? Are we becoming socialists, only getting what the government allows us to have? Then I hear about how Obama wants a "Civilian National Security Force," as well-trained and well-funded as the military. But for what threat? He doesn't say. Why doesn't he trust our military? Or is he planning for something bigger? Just something that's been weighing on my mind.

      Hope all is well with you guys (whoever still watches me)

    • interestin

      10 years ago

      KaosMidget

      I haz internet again! Finally! Well, here's what's been goin on (short version.)

      - My brother and his wife had their baby, Madison Elizabeth and I babysit her once a week.

      - Business is picking up at work so I don't leave as early anymore.

      - School sucks but I should make it through without failing anything.

      - I play a lot of Rockband, usually on bass (expert bitches)

      - I don't know where I'm going to live, but I can't afford to renew this lease.

      Those are the main things. I gotta go to class now. Bye!

    • wacky web tale

      10 years ago

      KaosMidget

      Last summer, my friend Matt got a job at the cranky Pastry Shop. For the first few weeks, he glued the floors, measured on the shelves, and unloaded 38 million-pound sacks of flour from the delivery trucks.

      Finally, Amy Winehouse, the owner, told Matt that she would teach him to make bread. “Now, pay attention, Matt,†she said hesitantly. “I'll make the first batch of dough. Then you can make the next batch while I go to Lover's Lane.â€Â

      Poor Matt! He had a habit of letting his clit wander. When Amy Winehouse left for Lover's Lane, he started to mix the ingredients. “Let me see,†he said. “I think she put in 450 packages of yeast.â€Â

      A short while later, the dough started fucking. It kept on fucking. Matt tried to cover it with a(n) camel, but the dough wouldn't stop fucking. It was everywhere! “What can I do?†thought Matt.

      Just then, Amy Winehouse returned from Lover's Lane. "Matt!" she screamed. “What have you done?â€Â

      “It's not my fault,†cried Matt. “The dough just started fucking and wouldn't stop.â€Â

      Amy Winehouse had to let him go. Now Matt has a job making trains. I don't think he'll ever eat bread again, let alone make it.

    • Happy MLK Day

      10 years ago

      KaosMidget

      I'm starting to think that Democrats are all secretly British. They're spies, from some ancient organization, founded by the British after they lost the war against America. Why else would they want to tax everything? I hear they want to tax even livestock. Maybe they're aliens, trying to drive everyone into poverty, causing a wave of starvation, therefore destroying the human race. Just a thought.

      I'm likin having a vehicle to drive around, and since i quit smoking cigarettes I have money for gas! Smart Susan. Stupid for starting in the first place, but smart Susan for correcting herself.

      Business has been slow at the restaurant I work at, but my manager just asked me to take on another task that will keep me there for my full hours instead of leaving an hour early or something stupid like that. That's one thing I love about the library, they actually require students to be there for the full hours they're given so the only times I lose money are if I'm sick or for some other emergency, and even then my boss lets me make up the hours if my schedule permits.

      I've been thinking about my living situation after my lease is up. I'm considering renewing the lease because I like this place and don't feel like moving really. I don't know, I'll probably change my mind, I still have 5 more months. I can still live here if i find 2 or 3 roommates though. My current roommate suggested I move back to the Pinckney area, but I say fuck that. Seriously? It's not that I hate the town, but yeah, I hate the town. I feel like there's nothing left for me there. my cousin lives with my parents and he has my old room so I can't move back in with them.

      K, well I think this is about the length of my RvB buddies' attention span so I'll go for now. Take care, don't do anything I wouldn't do.Oh, and Democrats out there, don't fly off the handle. It's a joke.

    • Coolness

      10 years ago

      KaosMidget

      I forgot to mention the other day that I've been planning the sister in-law's baby shower. First the wedding shower, and the wedding, now the baby shower! None of which I'm really qualified to do. Still, I've been to enough of each to know what to do.

      Yesterday I got sick at work. It sucked so bad, I threw up. Of course this was before school, so I missed two of my classes and it was our first day!!! But it was good because I slept for like 4 hours and to my surprise, Kyle shows up with chicken noodle soup, pop, and chocolate... he is my dream guy.

      I need to leave for work in about 2 minutes.

    • 2008 is over

      10 years ago

      KaosMidget

      and I couldn't be happier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! smiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gif

      Well, if any of you know me (some of you do) you will know why I am very much relieved and glad to say good-bye and good riddance to 2008. nIm(>_<)mIn

      I hope errbody had a fantastic holiday, whatever one you celebrated. I had a great Christmas, which I spent with Kyle and my family. I spent most of my Christmas break with Kyle, either at his house or mine. The library I work at was closed for break so it was nice to have the week off.

      I went back to school today, as I'm sure many of you did as well, and I've gotta say that so far I'm very excited. I think I'll enjoy this semester.

      Right now my biggest frustration is money. I can't wait to have money in my pockets again.

      The end.

    • I haz.. a star.

      10 years ago

      KaosMidget

      I HAZ A STAR! THANK Y00Z, Sir Matthew of Fire and Chaos.

      Thank you, my Arizonan from another planet.


      Gracias to my fellow Najoua fan, and my best RvB buddy since the old Matt.

      The End.

    • Global warming

      10 years ago

      KaosMidget

      Don't worry about it. Watch this video it proves that global warming not only isn't caused by man, but that it's not a threat.

      Sharing the Love,

      Susan

    • need to vent

      10 years ago

      KaosMidget

      Gettin stuff done, it's a good feeling. I'm budgeting now so I can afford the things I need and the things i like. ;-)

      i miss my boyfriend. we can't see each other as often because we're both in school and we both work.

      classes are good. the only problem is the Japanese majors. Not the ethnicity, I mean those fucking students who are majoring in the language and therefore believe they are unique and amazing people because after all, it's not Spanish.

      What the fuck is wrong with these people? OK, just because Japanese isn't one of the translations on the hazard warnings on packaging bags does not mean that it is an uncommon language. Japanese is uncommon... unless you turn on the TV. How many animes are out there? How many of you decorate your journals/profiles with your favorite anime characters? Yes, yes, you have taken an interest in another culture, good for you. Oh, something else I've noticed is that they travel in groups. Seriously, if you know someone who is learning Japanese I guarantee they have at least two other friends they sit around with and read manga while masturbating to dragonball Z.

      Ordinarily, I wouldn't give a shit. Whatever. but my intro to language class has almost ALL Japanese majors. It's a class a lot of Foreign Language Majors (like myself) need to take. You learn about phonetics and stuff like that. All I get to hear for the 75 minutes i'm in that class is something having to do with Japanese. FUCK YOU, JAPANESE MAJORS! I want to learn ENGLISH shit that i can apply to my own major. I don't give a shit about you.

      OK, I like... Final Fantasy. I like Metalgear Solid. I like Japanese people, they haven't done anything to me (although that whole Pearl Harbor thing was asshole-ish but I don't blame all of them for it.) My point is, I've got nothing against Japan or their people, but I fucking loathe their pop culture, their cars, and the American students who decided to be arrogant about their decision to learn Japanese. I'd learn the language, hell it's useful in the business world. But don't be so frikin up on your high horse about it.

      Supposedly the French are arrogant, but I'm a French major and I'm not arrogant.

      alright that's enough ranting. sorry if i pissed you off.

    • RNC Biatch!

      10 years ago

      KaosMidget

      Watchin it with Nick, Looper and JJ. dog is trying to play with me, with her tennis ball half. Dumb dumb.

      First day of school was ok, French is going to be kinda tough though. I got my new work schedule worked out with my boss and that'ssss boring stuff.

      Ummmm yeah. It rained today.

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  • Comments (931)

    • jaxom_rahl

      9 years ago

      I HAS A UNGODLY MIGHT!!!

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    • jaxom_rahl

      10 years ago

      Run, Susan! Run!
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    • Echo217

      10 years ago

      Yeah, I can see where that would make things exceedingly difficult. I'm sorry I can't some up with anything more creative at the present time, If I come up with a new plan that doesn't involve time travel, active camo, or hiding bodies, I'll let you know. Happy Easter to you too.

    • jaxom_rahl

      10 years ago

      Mmm chocolate.

    • Xsonz

      10 years ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgOB7VWjlSQ
      Stephen lynch must be my real father.

    • Xsonz

      10 years ago

      BABY COME BACK
      YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL
      ON
      ME

    • Swerto

      10 years ago

      Lies


      make me sponsor.

    • jaxom_rahl

      10 years ago

      Meow?

    • jaxom_rahl

      10 years ago

      Yes. And then when I move again, I can just hide you in my duffel bag until I get there. Or better yet, I could put you in the sack with the snakes, and carry you around with me.

    • jaxom_rahl

      10 years ago

      A'ight. I was about to go take a chower (That's how cool people say "Shower".) before I saw you were on anyway. Talk to you in a bit.

    • jaxom_rahl

      10 years ago

      We can try it again. I tried messaging you when I first saw that you were online here, but it bounced back. I think it's teh fault of the already low speed internet that we have here, which is further divided by three computers.

    • KaosMidget

      10 years ago

      without internet, my dear.

    • jaxom_rahl

      10 years ago

      Mon amour! Thou has returned to me! Where hath thou been all these months?

    • jaxom_rahl

      10 years ago

      I can haz MSNz tiem nao?

    • jaxom_rahl

      10 years ago

      Join us.

    • Dark_Midna

      10 years ago

      That sucks, I think my brain just ruptured from the presure on my brain.

    • jaxom_rahl

      10 years ago

      Midgz0rz! GUESSWHATGUESSWHATGUESSWHATGUESSWHAT!

      Hi.

      We should make monsters out of glue. And they'd be our minions. Then we could sick them on people, and they'd just like wrap around our enemies and stick them to stuff. Then our enemies would be trapped for all of eternity!

    • Jalnor

      10 years ago

      Yeah, that sounds like something that might happen with Jaxom about... it's as if he finds a way to assimilate whoever he interacts with lol.png

    • Jalnor

      10 years ago

      Greetings, Comrade! I didn't realise anyone outside the Mafia Thread was getting in on Jaxom's trend!

    • jaxom_rahl

      10 years ago

      Midglet! Last night, I had a dream where I was playing video games with some people. And then you IM'd me. Except that the IM came on the TV that was hooked up to the game console.

    • KaosMidget

      10 years ago

      In reply to jaxom_rahl, #-1:

      Sorry, something funny's been happening with it. Not to worry, I will fix it! Somehow, some way...

    • jaxom_rahl

      10 years ago

      Midglet! If your'e there, get on MSN. :D

    • Dark_Midna

      10 years ago

      Yeah me too XD

    • jaxom_rahl

      10 years ago

      Blarg.

    • jaxom_rahl

      10 years ago

      A good 15 or 20, at least. The majority of the Mafia thread joined, plus several of my friends. The thread looks pretty funny now; you scroll down and you see almost nothing but red flags. :D

    • jaxom_rahl

      10 years ago

      Change your title to "ComradeSusan" and change your primary to a Soviet flag. :D

    • Ouch2132

      10 years ago

      I LOVE GINGERBREAD, so crunchy and sweet

    • Ouch2132

      10 years ago

      Sponsership sounds cool, but I can't afford it LOL, and I can take the cheery colours, if you can stand my extra dreary BOLD PRINT OF DARKNESS

    • Ouch2132

      10 years ago

      Walter: "Screw you, it's Merry Christmas" (Jeff Dunham)
      lol, same to you

    • Xsonz

      10 years ago

      I know, its great and all, but I must ask you to have a little restrant! This is a family site!

    • Xsonz

      10 years ago

      Why may I ask, are you looking at MY crotch?

    • jaxom_rahl

      10 years ago

      Your tittle pwn. smiley0.gif

    • TheMatt

      10 years ago

      Nice profile.

    • jaxom_rahl

      10 years ago

      You + MSN Messenger = Now

    • jaxom_rahl

      10 years ago

      This question's been bugging me for a while; Was there a time at which Family Guy was actually as good as its reputation, or has it always been this mediocre?

    • jaxom_rahl

      10 years ago

      Ideally, a nice ass does jiggle a bit. It's entertaining to watch. There is a big difference between "a bit jiggly" and "fat".

    • jaxom_rahl

      10 years ago

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      10 years ago

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      10 years ago

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      10 years ago

    • jaxom_rahl

      10 years ago

      Glad you liked it as much as I did. ^.^

      How r teh midgetz0rz?

      Hey, remember when we used to stay up till like 1 AM my time IMing? Those were the days... Er, nights...

    • xXVenom159Xx

      10 years ago

      hhmmm..... Well, this is odd...

      I don't know what to tell you other than someone who knows the password for it used it...

    • xXVenom159Xx

      10 years ago

      And you are? And why would you assume me?

      Wait, why did the RR profile leave you comments?

    • RapeRangers

      10 years ago

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    • RapeRangers

      10 years ago

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    • jaxom_rahl

      10 years ago

      How are you?

    • jaxom_rahl

      10 years ago

      So this guy walks into a bar, carrying a pitch fork and a bottle of hand lotion. The barman asks him what he'll have. The man delivers a punch-line.

    • jaxom_rahl

      10 years ago

      :D Hai!

    • jaxom_rahl

      10 years ago

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    • hello_agian

      10 years ago

      where you working now? sorry for the delayed responces...

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