Kaptenen

Male
from Canada

  • Activity

    • Balls.

      8 years ago

      Kaptenen

      It looks like I have a giant pair of balls by proposing to Sekai in front of random people with a microphone. She said yes. :D

    • 8 years ago

      Kaptenen
    • ...

      8 years ago

      Kaptenen

      What is more fun than endless slaughter of a worthless race? Watching them perform before they die...

      Let me introduce you to the Break Dancing Grunt!

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    • Not Much

      8 years ago

      Kaptenen

      I only just been approved as a landed immigrant in Canada. :D

    • :drool:

      8 years ago

      Kaptenen

      Guess who is back on Morphine?

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      Might be me but it ain't safe to say. The KGB are outside in the bushes whispering something about a communist Hotel California.

    • Who needs Morphine when....

      8 years ago

      Kaptenen

      This is from a Skype conversation:

      [4:50:41 PM] Ashleigh Yates: Hola mia UNSC amigos!
      [4:50:46 PM] Douglas Carr: Ah.
      [4:50:47 PM] Ashleigh Yates: LMAO
      [4:51:03 PM] Ashleigh Yates: I could not find the sniper rifle
      [4:51:03 PM] Ashleigh Yates: sad.png
      [4:51:34 PM] Ashleigh Yates: *gun to head*
      [4:51:40 PM] Ashleigh Yates: *pulls trigger*
      [4:51:49 PM] Ashleigh Yates: *impales himself with BANG! flag*
      [4:52:05 PM] Douglas Carr: LMAO
      [4:52:18 PM] Ashleigh Yates: Bep
      [4:52:20 PM] Ashleigh Yates: Beep
      [4:52:22 PM] Ashleigh Yates: Beeeep1
      [4:52:24 PM] Ashleigh Yates: Vroooooommmm!
      [4:52:54 PM] Ashleigh Yates: The Old Captain was betrayed by death. Press X to boot or press B to Forgive Death.
      [4:53:12 PM] Ashleigh Yates: YYYYYYYYYYYY
      [4:53:17 PM] Douglas Carr: LOL
      [4:53:18 PM] Ashleigh Yates: You have chosen, let fate decide
      [4:53:44 PM] Ashleigh Yates: Death was killed by a sudden bolt of lightening that was very very frightening
      [4:53:54 PM] Douglas Carr: ROFL
      [4:54:06 PM] Douglas Carr: Faith is lovin' this too, BTW tongue.png
      [4:54:21 PM] Ashleigh Yates: God gained a killin' spree!
      [4:54:29 PM] Ashleigh Yates: God was hijacked by Death
      [4:54:49 PM] Ashleigh Yates: Death was killed by a volley of oh fuck missles
      [4:55:12 PM] Ashleigh Yates: God commited Suicide.
      [4:55:19 PM] Douglas Carr: Holy shit, dude.
      [4:55:22 PM] Ashleigh Yates: bigsmile.png
      [4:55:29 PM] Douglas Carr: You need to put that in a journal...
      [4:56:09 PM] Douglas Carr: I need to send some more job applications and make the Oscouna page on Facebook...
      [4:56:09 PM] Ashleigh Yates: Death sniped God - Buuda joined the game
      [4:56:15 PM] Douglas Carr: LOL
      [4:56:17 PM] Douglas Carr: Buddha
      [4:56:28 PM] Ashleigh Yates: Buddha was killed by God
      [4:56:32 PM] Ashleigh Yates: Buddha left the game
      [4:56:53 PM] Ashleigh Yates: Death splattered God
      [4:56:58 PM] Ashleigh Yates: GAME OVER
    • Hmmm...

      8 years ago

      Kaptenen

      So we finally managed to get a computer that works and made a small upgrade to it, the GFX card. Problem is that the manufacturer is a cunt and won't actually give you the correct amount of power dongle cables for you to hook the card up!

      Mental note... fuck Asus.

      Someone tell me what the fuck this guy was doing?!

    • 8 years ago

      Kaptenen
    • Cana-duh

      8 years ago

      Kaptenen

      Who lives on the opposite side of the ocean?

      Morphine fuelled CAPTAIN!

    • Feverish

      8 years ago

      Kaptenen

      This is what you get for hugging people. I blame Zoidberg. God. Kroze.

  • Comments (227)

    • Sekai08

      8 years ago

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    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      To the Vat? bigsmile.png

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      Just wait until your read part 2. I might even link to them.

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      Why doesn't that surprise me....


      What?

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

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      ...Yes, I meant that Luke.

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      Yes... but I guess you haven't been watching the Mafia Thread.

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      So when is Luke using the Force instead of the Flame? wink.png

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      Yeah, but it wasn't able to track the 19 visits from offworld. It shows them as eastern America because I had to use a proxy in the SGC.

      Still haven't found power cables, though I did just find the speakers. I should have the Xbox up and running by the weekend for some 19:00 daily madness bigsmile.png

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      Apparently, that's not the only watching going on. I love how your MapLoco still has a dot off the west coast of Africa because I visited you from Lanzarote tongue.png

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      Wuuuuuuuut.

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      Yup, back with a to do list as long as your "to kill" list wink.png Seen the updates on Facebook? There are 3 for you tongue.png

    • Sekai08

      8 years ago

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    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      That's right, I don't think any bananas grow in Lanzarote. It's a volcanic island that has mostly desert vegetation, except for the planted sub-tropical gardens like the one right outside my door. The place imports just about everything, they make their money from tourism.
      There'll be pics uploaded upon my return to the UK smiley8.gif How're things where you are?

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      Frell the sailors. Hiring a private villa is where it's at smiley13.gif

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      Ah, but will Europe in general and the West Midlands in specific have these temperatures all week? Probability assessment indicates this is an unlikely outcome.
      Also, if we were at home we'd have to do work. We're here to chill out and have some alone time smiley8.gif

    • Sekai08

      8 years ago

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    • Sekai08

      8 years ago

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    • Sekai08

      8 years ago

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    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      In reply to Kaptenen, #4:

      Not sure how the fuck am I going to make Project Gaia Live Action but I know how to make it in some form of Animated Series.


      Trust me, there'll be a budget for it.
      I know something you don't know and it will be epic wink.png

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      In reply to Sekai08, #7:

      The page number of this journal is this: 9999999 and I used Sekai's account to post it real quick.


      No, RTSE does that to make sure you're always redirected to the latest page wink.png

    • Sekai08

      8 years ago

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    • MoltenSlowa

      8 years ago

      Has anyone ever told you that you look a little like Notch, the dude who created minecraft?

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    • monopoly_j

      8 years ago

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      ...............Luke 2:1-20
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    • Sekai08

      8 years ago

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    • Sekai08

      8 years ago

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    • Sekai08

      8 years ago

      Advanced graphics design:

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    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      New thread in the War Room wink.png Also, you're welcome on Reach any time this evening bigsmile.png

    • f3licks

      8 years ago

      I wish I had the money for a cintiq, but I don't.
      I really want one, though.

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      In reply to cammandersrg, #6376:

      A page broke from (what I assume is a glitch) by WAY overusing the quote boxes.

      [/link][link=http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac217/outragedparker/webpagebroke.png]webpagebroke.png

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      Notice where the scroll bars are located, specifically the horizontal slide bar at the bottom.

      Also note that it is only for that page in that forum on the site, everything else works.


      In reply to gus, #6377:

      In reply to cammandersrg, #6376:

      deleted the post and banned him.


      From the Bugs thread. I can't see the username, so for a minute I actually thought this was urself.

    • Sekai08

      8 years ago

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      Post edited 10/28/10 11:48PM

    • Sekai08

      8 years ago

      Italian seaside town planning miniskirt ban
      The dress code would ban everything from miniskirts to low-cut jeans

      A seaside city in Italy is planning to ban miniskirts and other revealing clothing to improve what the mayor calls standards of public decency.

      Castellammare di Stabia is trying to be the latest location in Italy to make use of new powers to crack down on what is deemed to be anti-social behaviour.

      Mayor Luigi Bobbio said the regulations would help "restore urban decorum and facilitate better civil co-existence".

      Offenders would face fines of between 25 ($35) and 500 euros ($696).

      'Right decision'

      "Nothing too revealing" is the new policy Mayor Bobbio wants to enforce, says the BBC's Duncan Kennedy in Rome.

      That means a tough new dress code which would effectively outlaw everything from miniskirts to low-cut jeans when people walk around Castellammare di Stabia, our correspondent adds.

      Mr Bobbio, from the centre-right People of Freedom party, says he wants to target people who are "rowdy, unruly or simply badly behaved".

      There will also be a ban on sunbathing, playing football in public places, and blasphemy, if the proposals are approved at a council meeting on Monday.

      "I think it's the right decision," a local parish priest, Don Paulo Cecere, told the Cronache di Napoli newspaper. "It's also a way of combating the rise in sexual harassment."

      Castellammare di Stabia is latest city to make use of the extra powers handed down by Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's government to mayors, in the effort to fight crime and confront anti social behaviour.

      In other places they have banned sandcastles, kissing in cars, feeding stray cats, wooden clogs and the use of lawn mowers at weekends.

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      Also, you fancy lending a hand with New Flight? That graphics tablet plus your skill could be worth a lot to the project bigsmile.png
      For a starter, head over here. Then we'll talk about planetary texturing some time bigsmile.png

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      ...which was the correct, not-overly-hostile version of the phrase.

    • TheBeta

      8 years ago

      Heh, no worries. I'll delete them and all will be well. smiley8.gif

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      In reply to Kaptenen, #37013:

      In reply to Jalnor, #37012:

      No. Who the fuck are you probbie?!

      Then again I remember why I was put into this forum.


      Wut.

    • Jalnor

      8 years ago

      Indeedly doodly do, or I'd be on Reach bigsmile.png

    • Jalnor

      9 years ago

      I lucked out last night, actually... reset it, did the whole thing from the top, gave the Shotgunslap combo to both the Elites that hopped through the field and dropped in with my buddies - attempt number 3, I got about 3 each with DMR headshot, shotgun and assassination... it was funny bigsmile.png I'm now some distance through the next level wink.png

    • Jalnor

      9 years ago

      I ran it probably 50+ times from the opening title moment, my best result was the time I hid in the doorway towards the hangar - they didn't really follow me in there after the first one ran away with a serious case of not-quite-fatal shotgunface, so I had to come out to kill them. That proved my undoing.
      There was also one time I managed to sneak in and assassinate an Elite that was watching for me... he didn't make a sound, I turned round to go get the one at the other side (to go back past the way I'd come in) and three Elites rounded the corner and filled me full of plasma. Then another one came up from where I'd assassinated and started cooking my corpse with his dual plasma rifles... smiley3.gif
      Then I was doing the DMR-firing bouncing act, shot an Elite in the head and a console behind him exploded, then I was informed the comms array was destroyed... new save point. I thought "yay!" but it's not helped me at all sad.png

    • Jalnor

      9 years ago

      You said:

      Pick them off one at a time

      I already said:

      the trouble is ammunition
      There are no weapons outside except an AR and pistol.

      You said:

      either with assassinations

      I already said:

      entering the Corvette is basically suicide
      One-on-one at medium range, I can't match their firepower.
      One-on-one at close range, I'm almost guaranteed victory (Shotgun) but those situations are rare, they deplete my shields and 5 other Elites come running in.
      takes the remainder about 5 seconds to kill me once they have a visual

      You said:

      PPDMR combos

      I already said:

      There are no weapons outside except an AR and pistol.
      but the trouble is ammunition. I can, if I'm good, kill several Elites with the DMR and pistol
      entering the Corvette is basically suicide

      You said:

      or allies.

      I should have mentioned:
      The three "allies" I have all jump in and die in about 5 seconds. Besides, at my current save point, they're long dead.

      ...now you see why I'm at the point that I'm actually asking for help - I've already tried everything that's even remotely obvious.
      Firebug mentioned the video in her fileshare - I'll need to check that.

    • Jalnor

      9 years ago

      Yeah, that's a point... still, giving in to that behaviour only encourages it - as I'm sure Lori well knows wink.png

    • Jalnor

      9 years ago

      Where be ye?

    • Sekai08

      9 years ago

      Oi! Skype!

    • firebug19

      9 years ago

      Floss doesn't stockpile them. She goes on killing sprees.

    • MiraSuMuerte FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold /dev/null

      9 years ago

      ..There's only 168 hours in a week. MADNESS.

    • MiraSuMuerte FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold /dev/null

      9 years ago

      Fry them? Are you magnetized? They don't have batteries?

    • MiraSuMuerte FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold /dev/null

      9 years ago

      Ah, bollocks.

      Was hoping they were something about 200$. There go my hopes and dreams, eh?

    • MiraSuMuerte FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold /dev/null

      9 years ago

      How much do they cost? The Heritage ones. I see that some of the diving ones run for 500+.

      I fancy this one: www.tissot.ch/?mod_collections/action_getsubfamilies/colid_0006/famid_/refid_T66_1_712_31

    • firebug19

      9 years ago

      Nope. My cats keep bringing "presents" home. Last night it was 2 mice and a big baby pigeon. This morning it was another mouse. The last time they went on a killing spree we ended up with about 5 voles, one pheasant, one full sized rabbit, 2 birds and about 6 mice in our bin. I hope they don't bring anything else home.

    • firebug19

      9 years ago

      So did I, lol.

    • Jalnor

      9 years ago

      Hey yo...
      Thoughts?

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