Kaptenen

Male
from Canada

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    • 8 years ago

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    • Great...

      8 years ago

      Kaptenen

      Going to miss Sweden and here is why:

      The weather is that fucking bad, it makes Scotland look like the Caribbean.
      The food is that bad, I wonder sometimes if I am better off eating the cat food and this crap.
      Everyone here is a bigot.

      But hey! At least something came out good, my sexy blonde Canadian-English-Swedish once an Eskimo woman and our wonderful but constant pain in the ass daughter. heart.png

    • Found it.

      8 years ago

      Kaptenen

      My current state is known as suicidal.

    • 8 years ago

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    • Holy Fucking SHIT!

      8 years ago

      Kaptenen

      History:

      During most of my life, my Father gave me up to my mother as he was struggling to feed two mouths. I have no grandparents as they both died before my Father hit the age of 14 but when I started to live with my Mother, I adopted two grandparents through a guy called "Dickhead."

      Now these grandparents refused to see me and my brother Sam, as grand children.

      Oh Gian is just a greasy haired wop. He ain't our grandson.


      Any who, black week came and they went to dickhead's side and forever then. I swore the vendetta to end all vendettas. I cursed them all.

      Now the granddad is non-responsive and is presumed to die in less than 45 hours whilst the grandmother has gone into cardiac arrest twice. Sam, has gone south into depression and my other brothers don't seem too happy either. I need to be there.

      Now I said I would be sad for my brothers but I cannot help myself but smile knowing dickhead's world is now destroyed as he destroyed mine.

      Lesson 1: Italians have magical powers of cursing.
      Lesson 2: Brotherly love breaks all.
      Lesson 3: Scottish people are on my not to kill list. Permanently.

    • 8 years ago

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    • 8 years ago

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    • Hillbilly Humour... Swedish Style.

      8 years ago

      Kaptenen

      Apparently TV companies have invented a seperate time zone in order for mass showing! It's called Pacific Eastern Time and according to this person, Sons of Anarchy is the ADULT version of The Sopranos. I about snorted.

  • Comments (227)

    • firebug19

      9 years ago

      Sure, I'll ask him thanks.

    • Sekai08

      9 years ago

      Living for you is easy living
      It's easy to live when you're in love
      And I'm so in love
      There is nothing in life but you

      I never regret the years that I'm giving
      They're easy to give when you're in love
      I'm happy to do whatever I do for you

      For you maybe I'm a fool
      But it's fun
      People say you rule me with one wave of your hand
      Darling, it's grand
      They just don't understand

      Living for you is easy living
      It's easy to live when you're in love
      And I'm so in love
      There's nothing in life but you

      .
      .
      .


      I say I'll move the mountains
      And I'll move the mountains
      If he wants them out of the way
      Crazy he calls me
      Sure, I'm crazy
      Crazy in love, I say

      I say I'll go through fire
      And I'll go through fire
      As he wants it, so it will be
      Crazy he calls me
      Sure, I'm crazy
      Crazy in love, you see

      Like the wind that shakes the bough
      He moves me with a smile
      The difficult I'll do right now
      The impossible will
      take a little while
      I say I'll care forever
      And I mean forever
      If I have to hold up the sky
      Crazy he calls me
      Sure, I'm crazy
      Crazy in love am I

    • Sekai08

      9 years ago

      Du är min hjälte för att du vågar vara rakt. Du är min hjälte för att du är precis så svag som jag. Kom hjälp mig. Jag behöver dig. Igen. Igen. Igen. heart.png

    • Biolith

      9 years ago

      I'm American, I don't speak Italian, and I've never heard Italy referred to as the 'Venetian Republic'. I think I did well to get what I did out of it. c:

    • Biolith

      9 years ago

      Ah. Thanks for that, then.

    • subversive89

      9 years ago

      Should have known you'd see that. smiley6.gif

      I haven't been online in a while, so I've missed a lot. How do you like it over there?

    • Sekai08

      9 years ago

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      THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!

      Post edited 7/30/10 5:02PM

    • iamcevrus2

      9 years ago

      You might want to stop by the Vodka Vote group if you haven't recently.

    • Shura0107

      9 years ago

      Just like to make sure you check what is listed on my FB in relation to my RvB profile in regards to a certain date.

    • Sekai08

      9 years ago

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    • firebug19

      9 years ago

      Thanks smile.png

    • Sekai08

      9 years ago

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    • Jalnor

      9 years ago

      Alright? I know you're not fighting in the war, but we need you in the group threads wink.png

    • Biolith

      9 years ago

      Awr?

    • Jalnor

      9 years ago

      I've hit a small snag in calculating where to make the Con... that snag is software limitations. I'm gonna have to go about it in a slightly different way.

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      I don't care how you do it, but I'd be grateful if you could shade the places you can get to for the Con. Quick as you can, then I can work out the best place(s).
      ...do me a favour, though, use a flat colour. Nothing gradient or feathered.

      (Given obvious togethertravelage, I'll assume one image for you and Lori)

    • monopoly_j

      9 years ago

      Happy Birthday!

    • Sekai08

      9 years ago

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      Happy birthday, love. heart.png

    • Jalnor

      9 years ago

      You interested in going to Commie Con in July? Help us choose the exact time and place, quick quick! Initial signups close on the 7th of June.

    • Jalnor

      9 years ago

      Mafia Admins' Discussion needs thy input, knave! Make haste!

    • firebug19

      9 years ago

      BT screwed up. Majorly.

    • johnnyricoMC

      9 years ago

      Plus I'm kinda sick of Halo 3 :-/

    • johnnyricoMC

      9 years ago

      In reply to Kaptenen:

      But I'm watching Star Trek! crazy.png

    • Jalnor

      9 years ago

      Can't beat my Brooklyn Rage smiley0.gif

    • firebug19

      9 years ago

      I don't get trouble on facebook. Apart from when one guy said "you have a nice face, can you be my friend." I denied the FR without any response and have had no further weirdness as a result.

    • buckeyedon Crackpottist

      9 years ago

      ...you need to see the world as you see it and then represent that.


      This is the type of advice that I need the most. I have the equipment to take some awesome pics, but not the experience to present them.

      What I'll do later (work calls now) is send you a couple of pics and have you have your way with them, showing me a before and after of what you did to clean them up.

    • buckeyedon Crackpottist

      9 years ago

      I have a 55-250 lens that I have yet to try out. Fortunately, I did this shoot using .RAW.

      I'm certain you can take better pics (heck, right now most people can take better pics!), I'm a total newb when it comes to taking pics. However, I have time (and I spend way too much of it just on here) and the equipment (but not all of the cool software - yet) to learn a few things. Any advice is welcome!

      The Miss Hooters Bikini Contest was but 4 days after I purchased the camera, and tried as I might, I just couldn't learn enough about the camera and lenses to be creative Wed night. But then, there is my trip to Vegas in July where I can take a variety of pics (the Grand Canyon and Hoover Dam). In the mean time, I have my trip to Austin and the birds migrating through to shoot.

    • Jalnor

      9 years ago

      24 hours until the next Vat article goes up, any last-minute answers or voting? I'm about to do mine smiley0.gif

    • johnnyricoMC

      9 years ago

      The overlords have been notified smiley8.gif

    • johnnyricoMC

      9 years ago

      In reply to Kaptenen:

      I'll hit up Hobbie. So far he's always listened to me. It's ban evasion which is illegal.

    • firebug19

      9 years ago

      Well as long as she is looked after and loved.

    • Jalnor

      9 years ago

      I'll give it a shot... just tell Damien to go back to his laptop lol.png
      I've just put up Vat Answer Time, are you feeling funny? bigsmile.png Now, though, it's time for me to head out to buy things, so back in a couple of hours wink.png

    • johnnyricoMC

      9 years ago

      Got the 4kills chevo. Synced my 2nd controller and used splitscreen on wetwork. Then followed the steps from AH.

    • johnnyricoMC

      9 years ago

      In reply to Kaptenen:

      hmmkay.

    • firebug19

      9 years ago

      There are 5 in this litter, but the mother doesn't seem to be neglecting any of them. She's a very good mum and this is her second litter. Floss has also had a litter of kittens, so she may mother the little one. They seem very similar in natures. Floss attacked my hairdryer the other day because she didn't like its noise. Most cats will just run away, in my experience. wink.png

    • Jalnor

      9 years ago

      Aye, he is. Along with other people I can muster so together I can have my 18th!


      I'll certainly be making the effort lol.png

    • Sekai08

      9 years ago

      Och jag älskar dig eftersom du är min gud.

    • Jalnor

      9 years ago

      Only range I know roundabout here is on a military base... they won't let just anyone wander in and sign out some weapons for target practice sad.png

    • johnnyricoMC

      9 years ago

      Stand by, I'm oscar mike.

    • firebug19

      9 years ago

      Not if it's my cats it wouldn't be.

    • firebug19

      9 years ago

      I have no idea how much a KG is.

    • johnnyricoMC

      9 years ago

      In reply to Kaptenen:

      No can do, I'm at the campus till 1800 hrs smiley4.gif

    • johnnyricoMC

      9 years ago

      Oi Goose, maverick here, you taking off yet?

    • johnnyricoMC

      9 years ago

      Mmmmkay.

    • Sekai08

      9 years ago

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      Happy Valentine's Day, my love.

    • Sekai08

      9 years ago

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    • TheTaco007

      9 years ago

      Yup

    • Sekai08

      9 years ago

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    • BlackIcee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mage of Zeal

      9 years ago

      i dont have it

    • firebug19

      9 years ago

      I would but I am reaaaaaaly tired and my eyes are strained at the moment.

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