Kaptenen

Male
from Canada

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    • Ow...

      9 years ago

      Kaptenen

      My head hurts so much, I cannot kiss my woman any more nor can I actually do anything. emo.png I went to the doctors who said it wasn't a tumour but somehow... I ain't convinced.

    • Children of Earth

      9 years ago

      Kaptenen

      So I got Sekai to watch some Torchwood and what better way to start with the five part special: Children of Earth.

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      She was hooked and had to watch most if not all parts in one sitting.

      She laughed at the 456 intentions with the children... "Shoot up children?!"

      You'll feel sorry for this guy at the end.

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      So go watch it!

    • Gold Star.

      9 years ago

      Kaptenen

      In light of the recent death of a USMC Infantryman, many people want to help ease the pain and show that they care. How do we accomplish this? Easy. We all sign a card.

      The card will be bought by whomever and sent to the next person who is relatively close and so on, those who get the card must sign it, take a picture of yourself signing it and pay for postage to send it on. The last person to get it then must send it to Eliteforce's next of kin.

      Leave your name in a list format here and we will see how much interest we can generate.

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    • Be a Hero...

      9 years ago

      Kaptenen

      As the official mascot of the United Soviet States of Red versus Blue, I hear by state that all members under our glorious nation to take part in this noble cause. Join me on Wednesday for a collection of Halo 3 and ODST.

      PLAY HALO & WE'LL DONATE $77,000!

      So, you want to help but don’t have a way to get one of our shirts or make a monetary donation? Not to worry, we’ve got you covered with the easiest possible way to be a hero â€" playing Halo!

      We are rallying our fan community to show their support by playing Halo 3 or ODST online next Wednesday or Thursday while wearing a special emblem signifying your commitment to the cause. For every thousand heroes that participate, we will make a $100 donation on behalf of Bungie and our fan community to the Red Cross for Haiti relief efforts, up to a maximum of $77,000. All you have to do is don a special emblem and play a game online and know that you’ve done a small part to help those in need.

      Please mark your calendars and help spread the word!

      Here are the specifics:

      1. Round up all of your friends and hop online with Halo 3 or ODST any time next from 00:01AM PST Wednesday, 1/20, through 23:59PM PST Thursday 1/21.

      2. Edit your appearance settings so your character is wearing the RED HEART emblem.

      a. Press START
      b. Select “SETTINGS†/ “APPEARANCEâ€Â
      c. Select “EMBLEMâ€Â
      d. Select “Hearts†ICON, “Circle†BACKGROUND
      e. Back out to the APPEARANCES menu and select “COLORSâ€Â
      f. Set “EMBLEM PRIMARY†to RED (or MAROON / BRICK / ROSE depending on which game you’re playing!)
      g. Set “EMBLEM SECONDARY†to WHITE

      3. Once your emblem is set, play! This can be a custom game or a matchmaking game, just make sure it’s played online, on Xbox LIVE, or we can’t track it.


      Also, we are to take screenshots to gradually build an elaborate war story of how we converted those pesky democratic covenant!

      For the Motherland!

    • I danced with a birdbath...

      9 years ago

      Kaptenen

      ...in your bedroom because I was drinking tequila, again.

      End of an era today and some goodbyes were said. I presume a statue will be erected in my honour.

      The chest pains have gone so all is good and now I am looking forward to MW2 when it arrives. A friend from XBOX LIVE has actually bought it for me. emo.png Turning me all emotional now...

    • Zom beh land

      9 years ago

      Kaptenen

      Had its moments but a good film overall.

      The clown kill was icing on the cake.

    • In his mind for a day. Part 1

      9 years ago

      Kaptenen

      As requested, I am going to write my thoughts and hallucinations in diary form so that you can truly understand my mind. This is not a hoax.

      N.S.F.W or the mentally ill, pregnant women, children.... ok, it's not safe for anyone!

      Fucking cat... Cat kebab...
      Oooo... God has dandruff.
      Fuck, that's cold.
      Ow.
      Ow.
      MEDIC!
      SIR, I THINK HE IS GONNA BLOW! KABOOOOOOOOOM!
      So beautiful... Rwar. Meow... Lick dammit!
      Why do I have her hair in my mouth again?
      Yum... toast...again...
      BURN BABY BURN!
      Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
      Watching the sparrow falling......
      The Potato King demands butter.
      He also demands that the mass murderer, Frank "The Masher" should be brought forth for justice.
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ZOMG!
      RUN AWAY!
      KGB!
      KGB!
      KGB spy at my window!
      KGB spy in my jeans!
      Nope, that's someone else.
      Or is it?
      Them codeine pills look nice.....
      Swishy
      Is a unicorn horny?
      The Potato King told me about a magical cave of warmth... he called it, "The MiK Roe Wave."
      Tea or coffee? Piss water or more? Two lumps or fuck all?
      ATTACK OF THE DAUGHTER!
      KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!
      ...
      Hug Sneak Attack.... GLOMPED!
      Warm...and nice...and warm... and nice...
      Dizzy.... STOP WORLD STOP!
      My Dad. *Edited*
      Godzilla!
      PEDOBEAR!
      KGB in the trees!
      Captain is getting a little big... WHAT?!
      Fleece is warm on Sekai
      My nipples are that hard, they sunk the TITanic.

      ...

    • Shukakaist

      9 years ago

      Kaptenen

      Shukakaist came up with a biography for me...

      "My name is Zodiac... I am a contender... I got my name because I beat a man to death with a Chinese calendar. I got 12 months."


      The doctors have no clue to what is wrong with me so I am on these Codine pills which do more to my sanity than actual Morphine. IT ROCKS!

      This message has been brought to you by spell checker!

    • Jorunal

      9 years ago

      Kaptenen

      I am gon drugs argain becuase my chst hurts like fuck but no doctors knoq what's wrong....


      This is gon a spaerk a new USSRVB... :/



      AH fuck...

    • That time of year...

      9 years ago

      Kaptenen

      ...with beer!

      This year for me has certainly been an interesting one. I forged new friends and a relationship, I moved countries and even quit a soul destroying job.

      So Merry Christmas to you all and a Happy New Year.

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