Kaptenen

Male
from Canada

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    • Ruined Christmas

      9 years ago

      Kaptenen

      My family at Nottingham were robbed the other night whilst they were sleeping. Everything has been taken including work gear needed for them to actually do their jobs. All christmas presents were stolen too and as I have five brothers, times are difficult.

      Use this information to be extra aware of your surroundings and be more secuirty conscious.

    • Good news!

      9 years ago

      Kaptenen

      After a few days, I came out smelling of roses and smiling to myself knowing I struck hard.

      Anywho. I am going to the UK in February to catch up with some people and Sekai is coming with me so if anyone is around and about, shout up! Have a little get together.

      Back to the hugging.

    • A good captain goes down with the ship..

      9 years ago

      Kaptenen

      Recap of past and current events:

      As some of you might have gathered, I have moved to the wonderful country of Sweden and also had the utmost pleasure of meeting some rather interesting people. Due to the nature of my departure from England, I grew close to Sekai who seemed to have TOO MUCH in common with me. This could range from disliking a certain brand of car to our favourite type of sweet.

      As you may have gathered, things went down the shitter and assholic natures got the better of people and things changed. With this out of the equation, me and Sekai could finally have a chance at a relationship without being constantly hassled... yeah right.

      Ever since then, I have been the subject in daily conversations and quite frankly, I have had enough. Another thing has bothered me is the fact that this said person keeps bringing up the things he has done for Sekai and frankly, the tune needs to change. You cannot simply hold someone and demand love through the art of blackmail. "and we will be happy," Forcing a relationship? Nice one!

      What made me snap today? The fact that this relationship is being shunted because of a person being all apathetic, "Look at me! I have done this and this! No one else has!" Correction, all those who are at least self respectable have done it for years and will continue to do so. Another key factor was that this person actually asked how to spell Sekai's daughter's name after living with her for more than 7 months. I was asked on the spot and managed to give the full name and correct spelling AND the date of birth. Goes to show.

      Leaving comments in an unknown language to impress? Should have learned the lingo well before now. I don't claim myself to be master of Swedish linguistic skills but I can read Swedish enough to understand and string words together without needing a resource.

      I know this much that you are reading this as I wouldn't put it past you and here is your opening to win my respect... "Get a life." Being on MSN all day and signing online applications does fuck all in modern day society, you have to keep pressuring people to give you the chance but unfortunately you are failing to see that.

      Regardless of what I have said in this Journal. Lori and I are happy with our relationship and the progress so far and hope for a good bond (If we do break up, remain very good friends.)

      I am not being the troll nor the martyr. I am speaking my mind as I have always done regardless who and for what reasons.


      Message to Sekai:

      Jag gillar Svante i strumpor men jag älskar dig!

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      Night.

    • Ach!Oink!Ment!

      9 years ago

      Kaptenen

      Does anyone want to help me gain my final two vidmaster achievements tonight? I need Deja Vu and Endure and I would greatly appreciate the help. Thanks.

    • KGB Strike 2

      9 years ago

      Kaptenen

      I just took this test and we all screamed at how accurate it is.

      Take the test and post in my journal.
      My results:

      Name: A
      Date: 11/8/2009
      Colorgenics Number: 73120645

      Is it that you are working - or even playing - too hard? Because it would seem that you are experiencing a great deal of pent-up emotion at this time which could possibly take effect and lead to irrational behaviour.

      You are very self-sufficient and methodical. You presume to know where you are going but need to find a person who will recognise the way you are, not be too demanding and who is, as they say in Italy, 'Simpatico'.

      You wear your heart on your sleeve and since you are an emotional person you are apt to give your all - heart and soul - to all those that show you a little affection; but take care - it would appear that you have been extremely hurt in the past and you keep leaving yourself wide open for punishment.

      Recent disappointment has led you to become truly introverted. You are becoming suspicious of everybody and consequently you now feel that you are unable to trust anybody. Unfortunately it would appear that you are curbing your natural enthusiasm and imaginative nature - perhaps this is because you are fearful that you may become over enthused and find that you could possibly be carried away by wishful thinking. You are keeping your distance to see whether attitudes towards you are sincere - but this watchfulness could easily develop into suspicion and distrust.

      Perhaps in the distant past your trust and belief in your fellow man was misplaced and you can now no longer accept anything as it appears to be. You are untrusting and you insist that before you commit yourself to anything, you examine the pro's and con's with critical discrimination. The situation has now progressed to one where you are apt to disagree yet not make any form of constructive criticism to every suggestion that may be put to you. As a result you are in limbo. There is a saying that goes 'The past does not equal tomorrow'. Think about it - and let go.
    • Seven day rest.

      9 years ago

      Kaptenen

      For reasons unknown to me, I have fallen back into sleep deprivation for 7 days straight. When I managed to drift off, a second later I was woken then drifted back off for 2 hours and then woke up, lied there in bed trying to prevent it from "Raining Indoors."

      I am feeling that my body is shutting down in parts today, the first to go were my nerves and now my legs. The ever ending joy of being me.

    • Insanity's virtue.

      9 years ago

      Kaptenen

      Taken from Sekai's journal.

      "They would not believe me..."
      Is what The Captain said, so he insisted I post this because somehow I'm more reliable?!?!

      The Captain, my 8-year-old daughter and I were watching Dead Ringers (very funny, you must see some if you haven't) when this sketch comes on. Nice little old lady talking about history and archaeology. No problem. Then she whips out this:

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      And talks about it being a garden dibber. That she has a black one that's never out of her hand during the summer. The Captain and I crack up and my daughter asks what's so funny..... Between wiping the tears away I try to think of what to say when The Captain comes out with, "it's a rolling pin and it's funny because she was making a pun with flower and flour."

      Dead silence for a few seconds then we both crack up again. Daughter is satisfied with explanation and we are rolling on the floor.

      Life is sweet sometimes.


      All of a sudden, I see the world in colour... maybe because I am happy? I don't even want to know nor do I want to revert back to the coldness of reality. Stay ignorant kids.

    • Crime Svante Investigation!

      9 years ago

      Kaptenen

      Do not ask, I just thought it was funny.

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    • Re-education through Innuendo

      9 years ago

      Kaptenen

      Recently I became less of a student and more of a mentor to the none fluent English speaking peers. I am teaching them how to speak idiomatic without sounding like there is something stuck up their ass...

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    • Did you feel like I did?

      9 years ago

      Kaptenen

      Monday - Thursday

      I suddenly didn't feel too well and then my bpdy and mind seemed to give up which made me think that the change of lifestyle has finally caught up and slapped me in the face so I stayed home and read up on some books, played a bit of ODST and did my chores to earn my keep.

      Friday

      Went back to school but still not feeling 100% and what amazed me was that people actually cared what happened to me with rumours circulating around saying that I had the dreaded Swine Flu. One of my peers seems to have me in her sights and is now teaching me one on one Swedish which seemed to go well along with Lori and I sessions at home. Made some apple crumble which became the instant orgasm inducing hit sensation here... small things in life make people happy I guess.

      Saturday

      Groundhog day where most of the chores are done, the house tidied and all clothes washed. I was tortured by the demanding one and pictures are in Lori's journal as proof. I couldn't move the kid without hurting her so I took it in my stride as the gentleman I try to be. This then evolved into "The mad hour" where I went on one of my infamous crazy moments which made the demanding one almost wet herself laughing. Went to bed shortly after but had only an hour sleep here and there due to a minor reminder of the black week.

      Sunday

      Normality has resumed... to a certain degree with some people now swallowing their pride and actively engaging conversation but for the wrong reasons and the wrong topics. I had some awesome Sunday dinner which kicked the crap out of anything I have had in the last six months, so thank you boss! <3

      Now I am heading to bed and hopefully avoid the Vietnam styled flashbacks and get some decent hours down for my Maths test tomorrow.

      I apologise if I have been inactive but I have been keeping the fires of morale burning... like always.

      Night.

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