KarateChop

Female
from Illinois! YAY!

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    • We're There!

      13 years ago

      KarateChop

      Hey saying hi to ya'll from Illinois. I'm still in the process of unpacking and stuff so I got to get going but I should be on again soon so hang in there. Miss you guys!

    • Welcome baby Zach!

      13 years ago

      KarateChop

      I am an AUNT!!!! OMG! He's so amazing and cute. And we will moving to be with him and his mom and dad in about a month and a week.... I seriously can't wait!

    • One name says it all......

      13 years ago

      KarateChop

      Leeroy......Jenkins.


      Look it up.



      what are you waiting for......do it!

    • OH YEAH!!! NINE INCH EFFING NAILS!

      13 years ago

      KarateChop

      Ladies and dudes.....I thought I freakin posted a journal on the 8th but apparently I hadn't gotten through.

      Anyways, the 7th was the coolest night of my life. I went to AllState Arena in Chicago and saw Nine Inch Nails. Though seats were too far away to make out clothing and facial features, I couldn't believe how incredible the show.

      The performance elicited freakin goose bumps and shivers on a constant basis. Visually....the show was just as in-f*cking-credible. I got my camera confiscated and was totally bummed out but the show was just so amazing I didn't give a crap. Thank you Trent.....I will never forget that show....

    • Stupid Katrina!

      13 years ago

      KarateChop

      Please, pray for everyone in New Orleans. May God be with you all.

    • I'm sorry......so sorry....

      13 years ago

      KarateChop

      Hey you guyzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

      I'm sorry I've been MIA for the last month or so. Been crazy trying to sell this stupid house. Wish me luck...I need it.


      Miss you guys!

    • Friday was a night to remember....

      13 years ago

      KarateChop

      My 3 friends and I got drunk off of a bottle and a half of 99 Bananas, Caramel Apple Shots, and something else, then we order pizza.

      When the delivery boy came, poor boy....one friend pays him while the other peeks their head out from behind the door and says......


      "I am the gate keeper"


      I will never forget that.....never. ::: laughes hysterically ::::

    • Wedding Crashers....

      13 years ago

      KarateChop

      Holy HELL!

      This movie was crude...yet frickin hilarious....I did not stop laughing. MUST SEE!

      All I have to say is dinner at the Cleary's!

      And Owen Wilson.......meow!!!

    • The good the bad and WTF!?!

      13 years ago

      KarateChop

      Good news, I'm finally getting my teeth taken care of and it's only gonna cost like $3881 for my whole mouth, nitrous, and cleaning. Whilst at Dr. Asshole's office they charged me $2250 for one tooth.

      I was so happy, you have no idea, and they are nice!

      I've had such a good time with friends from high school lately. I went bowling with "The lunch table" from high school and of course I am the gutter ball queen, but I got one strike and had lots of fun, and jack and cokes.

      Work's been crappy money wise but I've enjoyed it a lot, I work with great people.

      But let me ask you this, who ever actually reads my journals, if you are moving soon and your best friend of 5 years just got back from spending a month with her bf of 6-8 months and the first time you guys actually hang out she ends up on her cell with him 6 - 8 times( for 5 - 15 minutes at a time ) in 22 hours, would you consider that abnoxious, rude, and ridiculous?

      That, and how would you feel if this best friend ( whom you have been there for in not only emotional ways but financial ways and any way you can think of that is "friendship" ) had a boyfriend that was fine with you before they went out, but once they were official, he "doesn't get along with people like you" and eventually hates you for no reason?

      Now how would you feel if all your friend did was "try and talk to him" but nothing more. They were just ok with that since they told them that "it makes me sad that you don't like my friend" a few times and the person really didn't try to "like" that you and give you a chance?

      I really need this , let me know how you would feel?

    • I am a trend whore!

      14 years ago

      KarateChop

      LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE

      Name: Jessica Mary Lo- did you really think I was gonna tell you?
      Birth date: 12/12/83
      Birth place: Grossmont Hospital in Cali
      Current Location: the state that makes the U.S. look like it's peeing on Cuba. Is that Cuba down there?
      Hair Color: Reddish Brown.
      Righty or Lefty: Righty

      LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE

      Your heritage: German, Swedish, Italian, Sicilian.....Irish too...I think. I am a mutt!
      Shoes you wore today: My stupid black work shoes cause my other shoes broke.
      Your weakness: food.....and I watch anything negative happening to an animal and I cry.
      Your fears: Never losing weight and having my ideas for movies copied.
      Your perfect pizza: Either Hawaiian (sp?) or ewtra cheese with mushrooms and black olives.
      Goal you'd like to achieve: Get to my ideal weight that I have struggling to get to since I hit puberty....and no it's not baby fat.

      LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW

      Your most overused phrase on AIM/MSN: Not much, you?
      Your thoughts first waking up: OH SHIT!
      Your best physical feature: My eyes and my boobs.
      Your bedtime: anywhere from midnight to 5 am.
      Your most missed memory: Playing video games with "the guys".

      LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK

      Pepsi or Coke: Coke.....Pepsi sux!
      McDonald's or Burger King: On one hand..........Burger King.
      Single or group dates: Single dates
      Adidas or Nike: well.....all day I dream about sex.........and it's true. But I don't have sex or money to buy either.
      Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
      Chocolate or vanilla: Caramel...take that chocolate and vanilla.....
      Rope or handcuffs?:Depends on the mood! Maybe even a silk scarf or something ; )
      Cappuccino or coffee: Cappucino, the cheap kind from gas stations!

      LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?

      Smoke: quit (never done drugs though!)
      Cuss: Never! I never effing cuss!
      Take a shower: No, I am hygenically challenged! Of course, everyday!
      Have a crush: Every month.....last one....was Leon S. Kennedy on RE4. Now it's CSI's Nick Stokes.
      Think you've been in love: That's hard to say.
      Liked high school: To an extent, it's strange when you go from seeing your friends everyday to seeing them maybe once a month.
      Want to get married: ASAP so I can have a lot of crazy SEX!
      Believe in yourself: Definetly!
      Get motion sickness: On rare occasions.
      Think you're attractive: Sometimes, until I see a picture of myself look freakin huge! ( the pics I have up are really good angles so you can't see my double chin )
      Think you're a health freak: Obviously not enough of one cause I'm still pretty hefty. But I eat a lot of salads and don't eat fast food....ok, maybe 1 - 4 times a year. Other than Wendy's Chili Salad.
      Get along with your parents: My parents are AWESOME! When we don't get along, someone always apologizes within the day.
      Practice safe sex?: No, I'm stupid and want STDs :::: note sarcasm :::
      Like thunderstorms: Ever since I was little!

      LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH

      Drank alcohol: not enough ; )
      Gone on a date: Date, what is a date? Never been asked on one.
      Gone to the mall: Must go to the comic book store!
      Been on stage: YES! and I loved it. = )
      Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No, but Oreo's are nummy. Esp. the mint ones!
      Eaten sushi: HELL YES! Love Sushi, with lots of wasabi!
      Been dumped: dumped on....yes......never had the pleasure of being dumped.
      Gone skating: not in the last month...
      Gone skinny dipping: I think it's been over a month ; )
      Stolen anything: I can't help it if Splenda falls in my pocket from work and I just find out at home.

      LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER

      Played a game that required removal of clothing: yes, it's called the "I puked all over myself " game. No, I haven't, no one wants to see this anyway.
      Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Oh yeah! But only in safe places with people I trust......kind of......::: remembers when a certain someone bought her a shot of 120 proof and didn't tell her. ::::::
      Been called a bitch: Not to my face, 1) I'm nice 2) people are scared of me.
      Been caught "doing something": nope.
      Been called a tease: :: snort ::: I wish.
      Recieved death threats in person or via internet? no, I tend to try and not piss people off.
      Gotten beaten up: no.....would you want 296 lbs and 6'1 of feminine rage in your face? I may not be able to run, but if I get you cornered....

      LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER

      Age you hope to be married: Before 24
      Number of Children: I don't want children....but do, just not any time soon. I wanna have uninterrupted sex for atlest 5 - 7 years and get a house in a good neighborhood before I have 2 -3 kids.
      How do you want to die: Painlessly/unconscious.....or doing something good....like saving someone.
      What do you want to be when you grow up: professional massage therapist and/or screenwriter.

      LAYER NINE: IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

      Best eye color?: as long as they have nice eyes.
      Best hair color?: as long as they have all their hair!
      Short or long hair: I like long hair.
      Height: at least as tall as me.
      Best first date location: never been on one.
      Best first kiss location: never really had a first kiss, kind of, but no feeling behind it.

      LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS

      Number of people I could trust with my life: my immediate family and 4 friends.
      Number of CD's I own: way too many.
      Number of piercing: 1 on each ear.
      Number of tattoos: none.
      Number of times your name has appeared in the newspaper?: at least 3 times.
      Number of scars on your body: A lot! I'm hyper active! I am accident prone.

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  • Comments (55)

    • cheeser FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      yeah, if you ever come back, say hi.

    • mebriwn

      12 years ago

      LOOOONG time no see... every sign back in, send me a post.

    • cheeser FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Merry Christmas, it's great to be your friend! (Even if you're MIA! Come back!)
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    • glacierfire

      12 years ago

      Where you go????

    • StupidIdiots

      13 years ago

      When you get back of course, wherever you've gone.

    • StupidIdiots

      13 years ago

      I might as well say it - may I be your friend?

    • Leash FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Hey girl, I missed yay! Were the hell have you been?

    • StupidIdiots

      13 years ago

      Hey, welcome back! How've you been?

    • glacierfire

      13 years ago

      Hey! Where have you been?! It is good to see you are still around :D

    • pt606

      13 years ago

      Holy shit, it lives!

    • Daedric_86

      13 years ago

      Man, thanks for actually posting some pictures so we know that you're alive! smiley0.gif

    • Steve_Bunny

      13 years ago

      It's good to see you're back! I was beggining to think you had forgotten about us.

    • Daedric_86

      13 years ago

      Man, you haven't been online in forever. You should update soon. =P

    • Seneca

      13 years ago

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      Happy Valentine's Day, where the *F* are you and are you okay?

    • Leash FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Happy Holidays!!!! smiley0.gif

    • SphinctorBoy

      13 years ago

      happy holidays!

    • SPARTAN_06

      13 years ago

      PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE POST. IT'S SO DANG TRUE* 1. At least 2 people
      in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people
      in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever
      hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can
      bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night,
      SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to
      someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special
      and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When
      you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When
      you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely
      turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of
      getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in
      yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember
      the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 14. Always tell
      someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
      15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are
      great. Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight
      your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25
      tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this
      chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten
      years tag ur it!! this is so scary!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143
      min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it
      is so scary because it works.... but if you break the chain.. you will be
      cursed w/ relationship problems. NO SEND BACKS

    • mebriwn

      13 years ago

      w0wzer, that is a big babeh. My sister was 9lbs 6ozs and she was womb fed only pizza 5 times a day for about 8 months.... it was a interesting pregnancy.

    • FadingLight

      13 years ago

      hehehe, Arnold Schwarzenegger is....The Little Tortilla Boy

    • iamwillow

      13 years ago

      i am so happy someone else likes Pablo Francisco... his little tortilla boy is amazing. as is "that voice."

    • tico305

      13 years ago

      your going to illinois....but yyyyyy, no beaches

    • tico305

      13 years ago

      DUUUUUDE!!!! you live in florida...thats like rare...cause like i dont think ive seen any1 else from florida here....

      what part you from? im in miami

    • Steve_Bunny

      13 years ago

      Dave Attell never fails to make me laugh.

    • macus13

      13 years ago

      Dane and Pablo are great!

    • Phoenixrage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      *posting drive by* *gat gat gat gat gat*
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    • JediTaz

      13 years ago

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    • sniperwolf13

      13 years ago

      Wait, so you know PiPboy in real life?

    • PiPboy

      13 years ago

      Indeed. That was back then and this is now. I heard you called me an asshole too. :P hehehe

      The freedom swim isn't particularly enjoyable. I can't figure out why I keep doing it.

    • KennyK

      13 years ago

      I will not deny it! I like Cracker Barrel dammit! Every-so-often when I required a country fried steak with mashed potatoes, it took the Crack House took care of me.... they're non-existant where I am now though.

    • mebriwn

      13 years ago

      what makes me laugh?
      i'm a new fan of the term "Crackhead Barrel", lol

    • AshGrave

      13 years ago

      aqua teen owns

    • thetinynet

      14 years ago

      i like me

    • KarateChop

      14 years ago

      I like me too........kind of......wait...no .....I don't ; )

    • funkenty

      14 years ago

      i like you.

    • partysub

      14 years ago


      i justr want to sat that i live in tally and i have a shitty ass dentist too. I went through a similar problem, well, not really. The thing is that i was set up to get a cavity drilled out. ok so the doc oc pulls out the drill, drills on my teeth like a maniac and i end up with a cracked tooth. Not only did it crack my tooth but it made me end up with a permanent retainter glued to the back of my teeth and also a fake tooth in the back of my mouth. Don't you wish you could just pull out one of those pistols from halo 1(not halo 2, those pistols are too weak) and blast all the dentists away?

    • JetSlater

      14 years ago

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    • KarateChop

      14 years ago

      Thing is my mom was SOOO mad, she totally messed it up. We were laughing so hard.

    • JohnZoidberg

      14 years ago

      I thought the saying went "If you cant say anything nice, then dont say anything at all." Thats what my mom said.... They sound similar..... Which helps confirm my "Mothers Conspiring Aginist The World" Conspiracy!

    • pt606

      14 years ago

      New journal, new pictures, new SOMETHING! Please... I'm having withdrawals here. I'm running out of journals to comment on in my friends list!

    • Drain_You

      14 years ago

      f3fdbc67.jpg Its dark you can hate me now

    • SolidusNinja

      14 years ago

      It's awesome, that you like all that stuff! nice

    • glacierfire

      14 years ago

      Jeebus, you REALLY know what you like! Looking through half of this leaves me thinking, "Why the hell didn't I think of that?!" The fact that you love horror films and love street fighter makes you by far excellent in my book.

    • thetinynet

      14 years ago

      Jessica is the coolest. Hands down.

    • smittybilt

      14 years ago

      You have some pretty cool tastes in games, movies and music.

    • lil_bitt

      14 years ago

      we have similar tastes. i like the chicken and dumplins at cracker barrel

    • Daedric_86

      14 years ago

      Big RE fan? So am I...I just bought a PS2 so I think I'm gonna invest some cash in Code Veronica so I can waste more of my life on wasting zombies. *thumbs up*

    • Archetype

      14 years ago

      You have great tastes in music, and you are an excellent artist. I salute you.

    • Glambabysham

      14 years ago

      thankyou for the hat comment i love that hat dearly.

    • RocketJones

      14 years ago

      Should be JudoChop...

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