Keyes

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from the original flavour country, the UK.

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    • THIS IS IT

      14 years ago

      Keyes

      My account is being deleted right now.

      Bye.

    • Kamikaze... Can I Talk To You?

      14 years ago

      Keyes

      As some of you may know, I am deleting my account on Monday, 6:00pm, GMT.

      But there is one thing I want to do before I go, and that's this.

      Kamikaze. Good old Kamikaze. Eeevvveryone loves Kamikaze. Right? No. You know why? Because he is a pompous, egomanic, elitist bastard that doesn't even accept apologys.

      Why? Because he's a fucking loser. He treats n00bs like shit. He doesn't help them, he just modbombs them. He makes worthless threads. He does nothing to contribute and he his a fucking bitch, who whines about everything. Who complains about everything.

      And there's only one thing that I want to do before I leave, and that's to say this.

      Kamikaze. KISS MY ASS!

      MODs... it's open season for banning!

      BAN ME!

    • I'M LEAVING

      14 years ago

      Keyes

      As I said in this thread, on Monday 6:00pm GMT my account will be deleted.

      Bye guys. Keep it real.

    • The Best Birthday Present Ever

      14 years ago

      Keyes

      I got it! I got the part of Caboose in the RvB Spoof!

      Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

    • How many things?

      14 years ago

      Keyes

      Okay, here's a complete list of every major thing I have begun doing.

      - My machinima series OAA.
      - My new band, which still hasnt started.
      - Admining Alone Forum.
      - Being asked for modship on HaloMods Cafe forum.
      - Begun drinking. More.


      You know how much white wine I drink every week? I guess it doesn't help living near four (yes, FOUR) pubs.

      It's not bad to drink wine at 13........... is it?

      Oh yeah, and my birthday is on Februray 18th, 2 weeks. Woohoo!


      We're having a Halo Night. 8 of my friends and two Xboxes. Two teams of four. My team is the Homeless Team, and my mate (who has completed h1 and h2 with me in legendary - therefore the same skill as me) the Trendy Team.


      I'm the Homeless Team because last year in Year 7, I went through a phase of wearing very old, very faded joggers to PE. Our teacher, the humourist he is, picked me for team captain in a sports match and dubbed me the homeless team. I've stayed with it every since. : )

      My friend (lil2killer, by the way) team is called the Trendy team because a few weeks ago, our Form told Luke that he was in fact a trendy. At first he began to deny this, but soon gave in and agreed.



      ALSO just a few minutes ago something else happened. This is very personal but, hey, we're a community - are we not?

      Well, I'm in love with this girl called Emily. I asked her out once, and after a very long (3 day) decision making she said she'd rather go out with some on if she loved them.

      Being the nice and kind person I am (contrary to what Kamikaze whines about) I told her that if that was how she felt she should say no. She still wasn't sure. Eventually after many times of telling her to say no, she relinquished and did so.

      But that's when lil2killer talked to me. He said "you shouldn't let go. If you're in love with some on you have to fight for them." So I set out on a mission, to win her over.

      I was looking for flowers just now when she revealed she's in love with someone else. I was greaf-stricken.

      I blocked her on MSN. But, I'm going to unblock her because what I said wasn't fair.

      Thank you for listening, and good night. :)

    • New Machininima Series... Coming Soon!

      14 years ago

      Keyes

      One After Another is a brand new machinima series made by yours truly, that is coming very soon.

      Lex (aka proculo) is definitely on board and will be playing the character of Chris.


      And as most of you know, I'm nigh on 13 years old. That means that if I had a major part, it would be totally childish. Therefore I'm going to play the Narrator. I can do a low voice, and think it'll come out alright.

      I was watching Desperate Housewives on Channel 4 recently and thought the narration system was quite good. No machininima has ever had a narrator before, I think, and this would be an interesting new idea.


      More details coming soon.

      Oh, and as for the location..... Ivory Tower.

    • Band Schmand

      14 years ago

      Keyes

      I'm thinking of possibly joining/creating a new band. I'm a good singer and, of course, I'm a hardcore fan of Trocadero.

      Therefore, I'm gonna consider it. We already have a band at school, but hopefully this idea could spawn... and create a band war.

      That would be freaking awesome. : D

    • Guess That Picture

      14 years ago

      Keyes

      My new avatar was made using Liquify in Photoshop. It was the first time I had ever used Photoshop, so please excuse me.

      First person to figure out WHAT it is that I liquified to get this picture gets 10 mod points.

    • My French Homework

      14 years ago

      Keyes

      I don't know why I'm putting this up here, I'm just so fucking bored.

      My French Homework

      And yes, I have a somewhat infatuation with the Halo Font. :)

    • A Teacher At Twelve

      14 years ago

      Keyes

      Today at school I had to teach a Special Needs class spelling, and I have to do it for the next 6 months.

      My god, was it fun! I finally had a chance to make class interesting - every week the person who had done the best gets a free chocolate bar.

      I HATE class, and I'd always wanted the teachers to do something fun. : D

      Also, carrying on with my new "theme" here is another "happy" picture. Enjoy!

      35-laughing-planet-carrot.jpg

  • About Me

  • Comments (13)

    • KJH

      14 years ago

      .......

    • Keyes

      14 years ago

      If you delete a journal entry, it says it was done in the sixties.

      teehee :)

    • furiouszebra

      14 years ago

      I find it funny how you allegedly made one of your journal entries in the sixties, but in this image it is clearly running Windows XP. Does your 8088 processor take six weeks to boot up or what? Also, more than 30 years before RVB was created.

    • Keyes

      14 years ago

      Uh... well thanks, I guess.

      : D

    • Gavino FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      some advice, when you re-read all the crap you've been writing, you'll want to punch yourself.

    • Keyes

      14 years ago

      And? Whats so bad about that?

    • Gavino FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      i had no idea that you were from the uk
      or that you were 12
      : O

    • Keyes

      14 years ago

      thankyou

    • NOVAmonkey

      14 years ago

      I totally agree with that picture.

    • Keyes

      14 years ago

      wha?

    • IKillYouDead

      14 years ago

      WOW! I know a guy named Ben King!

      Thought I would share this random fact with you...

    • nico FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Man, your tastes in music suck ; )

      *sends friends request*

    • mikeymike

      14 years ago

      hey i saw u

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