KilamonJaru

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    • KilamonJaru

      Ch-ch-ch-ch-channnges

      8 months ago

      Been a while since I've posted on RT. I'm too damn lazy for my own good. Going to try and spend more time meeting folks in the community in future 'cause I know I'm missing out.

      What has changed in the last few months:

      1. New job. I now work in London
      2. New home. See 1. for reason.
      3. New Nephew. He's about 6 weeks old at this point.
      4. I'm being much healthier in my... well, mostly eating habits but still! Its good.
      5. I'm eatin' Ice cream right now. As if points 1-3 weren't fantastic enough already and despite the contradiction to point 4, ICE CREAM.

      I hope anyone reading this has had stuff come together for them too.

    • KilamonJaru

      GOT Telltale game (Spoiler free)

      8 months ago

      It's amazing! However, due to the fact that I suck at these games, I'm pretty sure I have single handedly felled House Forester and brought it crashing down around me. I feel like the tension (and the stakes) are much higher in this one. They've nailed making me worry about every decision.

    • KilamonJaru

      My fellow Xcom fans...

      1 year ago

      Today I found a way to make Xcom automatically rename all your recruits after your facebook friends.

      www.nexusmods.com/xcom/mods/78/?tab=2&navta...

      You may thank me later :P

    • KilamonJaru

      What are the odds...

      2 years ago

      Ok, so an enormous coincidence just happened this morning.

      I (foolishly) forgot my PIN for my credit card and had to order a new one (slightly embarrassed about that, to be honest) so the bank said they'd reset my pin and send me a new one in the post. I'd already decided what I was going to change it to when the new one showed up so it would be something more memorable. My new PIN turned up today and is the exact one that I would have changed it to.

      If my maths is right, that's a 1/10,000 chance. Pretty wild, right?

    • KilamonJaru

      One of those days

      2 years ago

      OK, so I'm not gonna moan at length about my day - we all have days where stuff just doesn't go right. It's not a big deal so I'll just skip over all that.

      However, I was on my way to bed, about to clean my teeth when I noticed I had something big and dark stuck in my teeth right at the front of my mouth. I have a customer facing job - I sit looking at and being looked at by people all day long. No-one mentioned it. Was it there all day? Were people just being polite? Had it only been there 5 mins and I'm just being paranoid? I will never know how long it was there, how long it silently mocked me, as subtle and unnoticeable as a stripper in a room full of nuns.

      *Sigh*

      Bring on tomorrow!

    • KilamonJaru

      PEOPLE WITH XBOX!

      2 years ago

      If you have Xbox Live Gold, at the moment you can get free games! Fable III is totally free at the moment, all you have to do is go onto the games menu --> Browse Games ---> Free for gold, and there it is. Apparently, they're changing the game every two weeks and are describing the games as 'fan favourites' so some good titles should be up there!

      There's also a couple of costumes you can get for free for Fable.

      I'd not heard this until yesterday, apparently it just started but they've not really advertised it at all, at least not anywhere I've seen. Enjoy the free games!

    • KilamonJaru

      Help me, Americans.

      2 years ago

      Right, so I'm going to America for a couple of weeks in Sept. I'd appreciate some suggestions on cool stuff to maybe do there. Think I've got most of the tourist stuff sorted in my head, I'm thinking about unusual stuff or something a lil' different.

      I'm in Orlando, Washington and New York for a few days each.

      Charleston, Ashville & Boone are also on the menu for a lil' each (thats where we're staying between Orlando & Washington. Something cool in the evening in each place would be cool).

      All ideas are welcome!

    • KilamonJaru

      Today's low point.

      2 years ago

      So today at work, a blind lady came in and wanted to withdraw a lot of money. Whenever someone wants a large amount of cash, we have to ID them, so I asked for ID. Unfortunately...

      "Do you have any ID that I can see today, like a driver's licence?"

      Immediately realised my mistake. Cringed.

    • KilamonJaru

      It finally happened.

      2 years ago

      Every single morning when I'm getting dressed for work, I accidentally put white socks on, then reach for my suit and realise I'm a moron and I need to put on black socks. Take off white socks and repeat the following day. This has gone on for as long as I've been working and I just consider it one of the many ways my brain refuses to co-operate me.

      Got back from work today, went for a run, went to get changed from nasty sweaty stuff into comfy fun evening gear and instead of putting on white socks, I automatically put on black ones.

      I have been broken. Working life has ground me down into a mindless black socked drone.

      I AM A HUSK.

    • KilamonJaru

      Did I Stutter?

      2 years ago

      So it turns out if you play GOW:J as a medic in over-run and revive several hundred team-mates, you get the badge 'Dr Awesome, MD'.

      My Gamertag is Dr Bumflaps MD. I could be:
      Dr Bumflaps MD, Dr Awesome MD.

      This is all I aspire to. Ever.

  • Comments (14)

    • NeutralGreen

      NeutralGreen

      2 years ago

      Roger+that+firing+orbital+friendship+can

    • TomHart

      TomHart

      3 years ago

      weak smiley0.gif


      Post edited 6/24/12 6:31AM

    • Charlie8282

      Charlie8282

      3 years ago

      Oh man! Did I forget to hide some spoilers? I'm sorry, bro!

      • KilamonJaru

        KilamonJaru

        3 years ago

        Eh, I'm doing ok. Nothing on the job front, but I just finished filming my first ever short film, so once I've finished editing that etc, I'll be submitting it to a competition. That was pretty fun :)
        Other than that, not much to report really... Sucks about barely surviving :S

      • Charlie8282

        Charlie8282

        3 years ago

        cool, just checking. well, without further ado...Howdy, Bro! i'm surviving..barely.. How are things with you?

      • KilamonJaru

        KilamonJaru

        3 years ago

        No, you didn't at all! You're fine, I was just worried your friends might not and I don't wanna accidentally see any. After all, if I saw them by clicking on a status ABOUT the spoilers, I'd kind of have it coming lol. I just wanted to say howdy without spoiling any storylines. :)

    • Linh

      Linh Invisble

      3 years ago

      Yes I can imagine the vibe getting killed. She should've worn a bra

    • MorbidMette

      MorbidMette

      3 years ago

      I am quite moderately decent I would say. I'm trying very hard not to impulse buy all the new saucy games that are quickly approaching. I don't know if I will be able to resist Skyrim/AC: Revelations. I have been indulging in some Batman Arkham City as of late, I effin' love it. I suck at getting the medals on the combat challenges though. What are you getting down on these days sir?

    • MorbidMette

      MorbidMette

      3 years ago

      Greetings fellow RT community baller known as KilamonJaru. How goes it?

    • oposssom

      oposssom

      3 years ago

      Your poem was amazing... that is all.

      • KilamonJaru

        KilamonJaru

        3 years ago

        Cheers. I was worried people would think it was a lil' crappy.

    • MorbidMette

      MorbidMette

      3 years ago

      Boom! Pop that comment cherry!

      • MorbidMette

        MorbidMette

        3 years ago

        I'm very glad you are unphased by my comment violation. You didn't even know I was there!

      • KilamonJaru

        KilamonJaru

        3 years ago

        You know, it didn't hurt as much as I thought it would.

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