KillerPigeon

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from the seventh ring of Hell (Hunstville,AL)

  • Activity

    • Guess who's still alive!

      11 years ago

      KillerPigeon

      Yeah, I suppose that would be me, more or less. I'm afraid I really haven't been on RvB in quite some time, mainly because I've been lacking enthusiasm while trying to conquer a deluge of angst and self-pity, but my overall temperament seems to have taken a general turn for the better, so yaaay.

      Oh, and I got a Legendary Edition for Christmas. In all of your faces. All of them. Aaaall oooof theeeem.

      Bwahah.

    • Foreigner

      11 years ago

      KillerPigeon

      If you don't know, they're a band.
      Actually, if you don't know, please die now.
      They're kind of the band that got me into music, in general.
      I saw them live Sunday night.
      On top of that, I'll probably be done with Halo 3 on Legendary by Thursday (I beat it on Heroic at 6:45 AM, September 26).
      Basically, my life is complete. Screw losing my virginity, learning to drive, getting married, having kids, and becoming president. I can get hit with a train now and be mostly satisfied with my life thus far. =D

    • Pillar of Autumn?

      11 years ago

      KillerPigeon

      Shadow of Intent?
      Truth and Reconciliation?
      In Amber Clad?
      Carry Forth Unto Dawn?

      Dear God, why in the hell do we have ships with names like USS Alabama and HMS Frolic when we could be giving our ships names like those?!

    • 9/11 Again... You know what that means.

      11 years ago

      KillerPigeon

      That's right, today is the six-year anniversary of the day I piled up a bunch of wood-chips at my school playground, named the pile "World Trade Center," got on the swing, and jumped off at full velocity on to the aforementioned pile of wood-chips. I was in fourth-grade, what can I say?

    • Hey, who's the bald kid?

      11 years ago

      KillerPigeon

      Yes, if any of you had attended my school last week, you likely would have asked that question sooner or later. Turns out, the bald kid was me. After spending years trying desperately to maintain a John Lennon-ish mop-top-bordering-on-mullet, I got tired of dealing with the bowl cuts I get to fit into the school uniform code, and just cut and shaved all of it off by hand. It was... satisfying. I look more intimidating now, which is good... I think. About three people asked if I was a skinhead, a few people asked if I was Professor X, some called me Mr. Clean, and one person said I looked like Agent 47. Yay, personal interpretation of art (or random head-shavings)!

    • Warum habe ich keine Freundin?

      12 years ago

      KillerPigeon

      Ah, richtig, ich habe kein Geld, so, keine Freundin.
      Ich brauche Geld. Und ein Auto. Und einen neue Computer.
      Und dreihundert schoenes maedchen.
      I also need to stop putting random, half-false, needless tangents into tenth-grade level German.

    • I do the strangest things on whim...

      12 years ago

      KillerPigeon

      And on that note, pants feel odd without leg hair.

    • Because I really am that bored...

      12 years ago

      KillerPigeon

      Ten bucks says my house gets bombed within the week.


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    • I said I'd watch my eating habits...

      12 years ago

      KillerPigeon

      ...And as I type this, I'm wiping my lower lip of the delicious inner filling of a long john from Wal-Mart. Now, I'm not overweight. At all. In fact, I'm pretty thin, but that's all due to a ridiculously fast metabolism. I've pretty much concluded that once my body slows down, it'll take a week for me to turn into Jabba the Hutt if I don't watch it. I've also been trying to get some exercise lately, which I can only imagine must be hilarious to watch, but hell, no humiliation, no gain, right? And.. Oh God, I need to go put this long-john back on the counter before I become one with its chocolately-goodness. Hm.. I'm pretty sure I was going to say something that had nothing to do with my health habits, but... Hm.. what to say..
      Snape kills Dumbledore?
      Also cocks?
      Ooh, I know.
      Ich habe zwei Augen. Oder drei. Ich weiss nicht.

    • I forgot to tell you guys...

      12 years ago

      KillerPigeon

      If I had made an entry a week ago, it would have gone something like:
      "I'll be gone until Tuesday, visiting family in Iowa. Don't die without me."

      Something like that. Yeah, I'm back, though. It was fun. My cousins and I all had shirts that said "Grandkid #[blank]" for my grandfather's 80th birthday party. Some other stuff happened, too, but I'm not allowed to discuss it, otherwise my uncles Maury, Dave, and Kris will hunt me down and silence me for good. Anyway, hope everyone I know is still alive.

  • About Me

  • Comments (38)

    • BASTARD667

      11 years ago

      Hey there! I see you're a fan of the Halo books.
      I recently wrote this book. If you could check it out for me, I'd greatly appreciate it:
      http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2216580

    • Jaded_Twin

      11 years ago

      Well, my grandfather on my dads side came here from hungary a while back. He found my grandmother here and had my dad obviously. Then he left them and my grandma remarried. Her second husband adopted my dad and he took on the name of Torbergson (my dad and his adoptive father didn't have the best relationship so the name Torbergson isn't something he likes).

      And about a year ago my dad decided to change back his name to Szabo and had asked me if I wanted to. I said sure and so about a couple weeks ago I went down to my local courthouse and spent $105 just to change my last name. lol I didn't think it would be that much until I got there, but it was worth it.

      I'm also about to graduate highschool soon and am going to graduate with Torbergson, partly because I'm lazy but also partly because I've had the name for 18 years, used it for 8 (I used my step dads last name Evans for a while even though he never adopted me), and it's kinda like a last hurrah.


      So that's a little dabble into my crazy family lol

    • wookie_likes

      11 years ago

      i knw, i hate the ultra marines

    • wookie_likes

      11 years ago

      DA get cheap plasma wepons, and there one of the fw chapters that there dreads can take autocannons

    • wookie_likes

      11 years ago

      i do a side chapter to the dark angels called the lion guard, who guard the remains of there homeworld, its called the rock, wiki it

    • ChromeQueen Viva la Sponsor

      11 years ago

      Crack + Sugar + Transformers = 32 journals :D

    • fIshbOnEz

      11 years ago

      That one guy from xmen, hahhahh!
      CHARLES!

    • Timeisround

      11 years ago

      Darth Malak

    • ChromeQueen Viva la Sponsor

      11 years ago

      Hence the bloody part of the bloody orgy :D

    • Jaded_Twin

      11 years ago

      O NOES!

    • fIshbOnEz

      11 years ago

      It makes it hard, yeah. Thanks for the words!

    • ChromeQueen Viva la Sponsor

      11 years ago

      YES

      I Havent been able to pronounce it THANK YOU <3

    • ChromeQueen Viva la Sponsor

      11 years ago

      Indeed. A foe not even megatron can stand up to ;)

    • ChromeQueen Viva la Sponsor

      11 years ago

      Starscream should have started a formal petition for reorganization of Decepticon ranking systems, thus driving Megatron to suicide due to paperwork extremes.


      God could not have put it better himself!!!

      I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

    • ChromeQueen Viva la Sponsor

      12 years ago

      Haha I still say you shouldnt do it XD

      Theres nothing wrong with making her appreciate metroid without her name being Samus ;)

      You family is going to be so disfunctional XD

    • ChromeQueen Viva la Sponsor

      12 years ago

      Your future daughter is going to hate you if you name her Samus XD

    • Shotgunchief

      12 years ago

      She's also writing a fourth, which comes out the end of July next year smiley6.gif

    • ChromeQueen Viva la Sponsor

      12 years ago

      The kitty will be more shocked about the one line than the ripping XD

    • Gramien

      12 years ago

      Gah! You may be 20 days older than me, but my Gamerscore surpasses yours. Which of course makes ME the bigger man. But you seen cool enough, welcome to the family.

    • ChromeQueen Viva la Sponsor

      12 years ago

      Yah If I had a body like Mikela's I would dress like that too Damn XD

      Those girls are just jealous cause they're fat :3

    • ChromeQueen Viva la Sponsor

      12 years ago

      Possibly.

    • ChromeQueen Viva la Sponsor

      12 years ago

      AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

      RURAL MUST DIE

    • ChromeQueen Viva la Sponsor

      12 years ago

      Haha Yah I used to get a ridiculous amount of friend requests so I disabled it :P

    • ChromeQueen Viva la Sponsor

      12 years ago

      I didnt know we werent friends >.> Weird

      Hell yes Starscream's the best :D

      And the way of the cookie can not be taught YOU ARE BORN WITH IT!! *cough*

    • ChromeQueen Viva la Sponsor

      12 years ago

      Haha Well he is still in the gallery :D You can visit him XD

    • ChromeQueen Viva la Sponsor

      12 years ago

      Well...I'll do the cat thing to XD But I am obsessed with cats :P

    • ChromeQueen Viva la Sponsor

      12 years ago

      But they make me happy :(

      I like being happy (Want to see crazy? Go to my journal XD)

    • ChromeQueen Viva la Sponsor

      12 years ago

      So far h_kitsune's winning XD

    • ChromeQueen Viva la Sponsor

      12 years ago

      Yah internet high five! *SLAM*

      It makes more sense if you have seen scrubs XD

    • ChromeQueen Viva la Sponsor

      12 years ago

      AH ME TOO!

      I am retaking geometery

      me= fucktard

    • ChromeQueen Viva la Sponsor

      12 years ago

      you can vote for your self but only once :P Just so you dont buy yourself the win

    • Jaded_Twin

      12 years ago

      Our tech club is awesome. We have movie posters and butt loads of crap computers laying around on the floor. lol

    • Jaded_Twin

      12 years ago

      That was decent German.

    • gngabredman

      12 years ago

      Well, if I could see your glasses, I could judge them. Plus, I wear contacts now.

    • gngabredman

      12 years ago

      Its a fad started in the "All Things Military" thread. It goes back pretty far.

    • KillerPigeon

      13 years ago

      Barko, so help me God... shut up. Just... shut up.

    • Barko

      13 years ago

      Remember, even though you think you're alone, Jesus is watching. Which is why you need to think of him during those special moments.

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