Kimblebee

Female
from Derbyshire, England....

  • Activity

    • No, I'm not dead

      10 years ago

      Kimblebee

      Im just too poor to afford internets...

      or tv...

      or alcohol (mostly)

      as you can tell the last one has hit me the hardest =C

    • Am I a bad person?

      11 years ago

      Kimblebee

      I make the only black guy at work call me "Master"



      okay okay, long story short, I'm one of the only people in the hotel allowed to carry a master key. Or thats my excuse anyways.

    • You all suck

      11 years ago

      Kimblebee

      yeah.. mine was contestant two >.>

      So in the end I lost 8-12 Boo!

      next sprite in the works is Nariko from heavenly sword. I swear I will win this one.

      Yes, I do realize im being incredibly nerdy, but its sooo boring here. We only get the internet when it feels like it, no money to go out, and we have no movies excepting Reservoir dogs and pulp fiction... two of my favorites but you can only watch them so many times in the space of a week or so without wanting to pummel your fist through the disc.

      Right now im off work because i phoned in sick. which, in all honesty. I am.... kinda. Not so much ill, just mentally and physically exhausted. I cant move at all without my little body hurting... its sucks.

      So right now im treating myself to internet, rich tea biscuits and nutella... yummy!

    • Little help.

      11 years ago

      Kimblebee

      Me and Rich were bored.. Very bored.

      So I challenged him to make a big daddy sprite. now we need you to vote which is sexiest.

      Choose wisely.. for everyone who picks mine to be better will be modded! But I wont tell you who's is who's!


      Contestant numero uno.
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      Contestant two
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    • I love hating retards.

      11 years ago

      Kimblebee

      Fat bitch gets insulted
      you'd think some fat mongoloid bitch like that would have probably been told many times by her GP that forcing cakes down your throat makes you gain weight. Apparently she couldn't hear over the sound of her own chewing.

      Come on! I am by now means a slight person, and I definately know the sheer horrors of being called "fatty fatty fat fat" during pre-school. but that doesn't force me into being a reclusive pie eater who has nothing better to do than trying to find anything that offends me due to my weight!

      She seems to me the kind of person who complains about anything for being overweight as re-enforcing an overweight stereotype.. and then as soon as she sees a dieting advert she complains about that for forcing the public to believe you need to be thin to be beautiful. well guess what, you don't. you just don't need to be a jabba-esque humanoid blob.

      I know most of that blog is posted as satirical, but then. so is mine...

      www.feministgamers.com/?p=466]Feminist gamers complains about it too
      guess why they domt make a "karamari" style game. ITS ALREADY BEEN DONE!

      This game is cute, and original. and doesn't even force people to believe that fat = ugly.. just that fat = heavy. well guess what, I dont know where you were in junior school physics, but its true!

    • Another Reason I hate travelodge.

      11 years ago

      Kimblebee

      Okay, so Despite only being there a few weeks. Ive found my first turd-in-a-tub, I fucking HATE my manager (but then, who doesnt hate their boss), and ive violated a few guests.

      the fire alarm at work went off today

      I throw the duvet down and go out into the hall, where I see this young couple come out oftheir room and look around. so I run up to them and start blurting out "is it okay if I shove my trolley into your room because its blocking the hallway so people cant escape" and when I get really excited, I tend to stutter.. So that was a fucking challenge in itself. The guy gives a little laugh and says "okay" and they both leave the room and go downstairs.

      I grab my trolley, bearing in mind they are about as easy to control as a troubled kid on crack and start to force it into their bedroom. then suddenly about a minute after the alarm starts going off there is silence.

      I think for a minute.. turn bright red and scream "ITS A FUCKING DRILL"



      I really wish that I was told there would be a drill.. its just fucking pathetic. and embarrassing, and retarded.

      heres kimmy, your resident retard signing out.

    • eew.

      11 years ago

      Kimblebee

      just a short update to show my discust.

      .. Some sick fuck shat in the bathtub for me to clean =C

      apparently I wont need to worry about that for long, as Im having a job change next Friday. . My supervisor voted me to become the new linen porter. Better hours and better pay, for less work. Awesomesauce.

      only problem is im now obsessing on whether she wanted me to do it because she thinks i will be good for the job, or whether im just a shit housekeeper and is trying to ship me off to somewhere else. ah well.. fuck it, it just means no more piles of crap lurking for me in bathtubs.

    • hey all.

      11 years ago

      Kimblebee

      Just a quick update while i can. sorry I've not been on too much, you all know my predicament.

      I'm just sneaking on Rich's laptop while he is still in bed, i'm supposed to be getting ready for work. urgh.

      Still only one job, and still no flat. Im getting to know my way around a lot better.

      it was mine and Rich's 1 year annarversary yesterday. We celebrated by going out for a fancy meal, then buying two bottles of wine and slumping down together in front of the TV with it. Too bad we have nothing to watch, we only have pulp fiction, reservoir dogs (sure, they are two of my favourites but ive seen them both a million times this last two weeks now), Ranma 1/2, and Evangelion. -_- a girl needs variety you know!

      Also, yesterday, while shaving my armpit. i dont know WHAT THE FUCK happened, but i managed to shave a chunk of my fingernail off!
      yep, you read it correctly.. it stings like FUCK. and its really wierd to be bleeding from a fingernail... I was dancing around the bathroom for a while. then ran downstairs naked (remembering that its a shared bathroom and hallway, and anyone else could have seen me) and burst into Rich's room and danced around some more.. then phoned my mum and danced even more..

      yes, i like to complain and bring down as many people with me as possible.... Im a woman, what can you say?



    • livin on my own.

      11 years ago

      Kimblebee

      Okay, so some of you probably already know that I have now completely left home.

      Ive moved about an hour north to York, Yorkshire. and what can I say? I fucking LOVE this city. Its actually very compact. everything is in walking distance, which is good because I cant afford a bus.

      I now have a job! Go figure, 7 months searching for a job in Chesterfield and to no avail, I move to York and within a week of searching I'm now in employment! I've even been invited out to a staff party tomorrow night regarding it only being my second day there X3

      Well, it is at the bottom of life we must begin, and not the top. I'm a chambermaid in Travelodge -_- I hate it already.. I mean, who cant hate scrubbing toilets all day? But it brings in the money so I will have to trudge along. Plus its only part time, 4-5 hours a day, five days a week. So I will also be getting an afternoon/evening job sometime soon.

      Hopefully its something more pleasant, like barwork. and since there is twice as many pubs in York then there is people (one of the reasons I love this place).. I hopefully wont have to look for too long. I may even find one that does nice real cider (mmm... Cider *drools*) If anyone EVER visits York, you -HAVE- to go to the Maltings. its about half way between city centre and train station.. does all the best real ales and has quite a few real ciders =D none of that fizzy piss that is strongbow.

      I blabber. to simplify

      York is Amazing,
      Cider is awesome,
      Scrubbing toilets sucks,
      and so does money troubles.

    • Theres a reason they call me batty.

      11 years ago

      Kimblebee

      Now just imagine, I'm lying in bed at 8 in the morning when suddenly my mothers screeches pierce the silence.
      "AAH... KIIIM ERIHRIHBWJIRGWORJKNLKRGNGEF"
      I lift my head, try to decipher that for a moment and groan a sleepy reply "whuh?"
      "KIIM THERES A BAT IN MY TEETH"
      "what the fuck? have you gone senile or something"
      "*screech* BAAAT.. TTEEETH"
      "urgh"
      so I drag my sorry ass out of bed, pull on the nearest items of clothing and make my way down stairs.
      "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
      She grabs me, forces me into the kitchen and points at a glass on the side.

      You know how when people have dentures? and overnight when they aren't wearing them they keep them in a glass of water? Well.. sure enough, I looked at the glass, and almost completely submerged in water, sat perched on top of my mothers singular fake tooth was a tiny little Pipistrelle bat!

      We have NO IDEA how he managed to get into the house, let alone strand himself in a pint glass! but he did it.. and as a result... his name is now "Floater" named so by Rich.. Little Floater should be thanking his stars that my mother didn't put any more water in the glass or he would have been floating belly up.

      I thought he was dead, I was about to toss him into the garden bin when luckily for him he just twitched his head just in time for me to stop myself. So I poured him out, gently dried him off as well as i could and sat with him on my hand for warmth for about half an hour before putting him in a box so he could recover on his own.

      I was worried he would have hypothermia, and he was in shock. but several hours later I checked on him (thinking he would probably be dead) but quite the opposite.. he was a little fighter! In fact, hes the fiestiest bat I have had yet (he is the sixth I've had to nurse to health). So I did a quick health check on him, checked his wings for tears, checked for any breakages, and whatnot, gave him a quick fly around my bedroom to ensure that he could actually fly still, and gave him a drink.

      While I was doing this little check i managed to take a few photos. please excuse the blurriness and bad composition, I had to do it all really quick so as to not stress him out too much.

      from the front
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      His little wings
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      From the top
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      his tail.. and his adorable tiny little feet
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      I released him that same day at dusk, its so rewarding watching them fly away into the night. Damn bats.. They're so adorable.

      The hilarious thing is, bats are protected species, so even though I was actually helping it it was illegal for me to even have anything to do with it. ah fuck the law =3

  • About Me

  • Comments (866)

    • LittleRedMo

      10 years ago

      Duh of course are you actually going to make a trip to Vegas for it?!

    • HurriHam

      10 years ago

      Buttz

    • mm172001

      10 years ago

      Herro? You should come back!

    • busby530

      10 years ago

      You appear to have disappeared. Please rectify and undisappearify. That is all. Thank you.

    • MilesLycanas

      10 years ago

      *pokes teh boobies*

    • kalvaza

      10 years ago

      *pokeage*

    • LittleRedMo

      10 years ago

      I miss my KimmyBeeBum STB. smiley3.gif

      Where has she gone? smiley2.gif

      I am thinking this thing, herhavnig a job is not soo good. smiley5.gif

      It keeps you a way from RT.... smiley4.gif

      COME BACK KIMMY! I smiley12.gif STB!

    • BASTARD667

      10 years ago

      I'm gonna fuck you in the ass so hard, Kimmay, if I don't see you on the LT forum in the next week. Grrrr...

    • MilesLycanas

      10 years ago

      thats alright, so long as your takin care of yourself.

    • MilesLycanas

      10 years ago

      where you been kimmy?

    • BASTARD667

      11 years ago

      rvb.roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2216580

      I dont think the other link works.

    • BASTARD667

      11 years ago

      Yo. Check this out:
      rvb.roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2216580

      You helped make the spine of the book, you should know what's going on. :-P

    • LittleRedMo

      11 years ago

      Awe Kimmybeebum I leaved-ed you a long ass e-mail...........*evil laugh* don't worries though you wills NJOY it! LOL

      smiley12.gif STB!

    • MilesLycanas

      11 years ago

      Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop! *scuttles away*

    • Groonz

      11 years ago

      Only car-key parties. smiley8.gif

    • warned

      11 years ago

      I should try it more often.
      See how long it can go on for!

    • LittleRedMo

      11 years ago

      working on it......

    • JamestheDoc

      11 years ago

      Yes! :3 *huggle cuddle*

    • warned

      11 years ago

      That always is amusing.
      Especially when they get so pissed off at you ignoring them.

    • cowloverwhee

      11 years ago

      Thanks for the image comments!

    • feyd1

      11 years ago

      she tried, but it hurt too much. then my mum decided to slap me for making a sarky comment at dinner... right on the elbow. She had totally forgot even though my arm was like in a sling and everything.

    • LittleRedMo

      11 years ago

      I shall see your party boobie and raise your a pair of Party Breasts! LOL

    • JamestheDoc

      11 years ago

      What is Charlie? :3 Is he a puppy? A kitty? A gerbil? A um.... What is Charlie? o w o

    • Nudge1

      11 years ago

      Sounds like a plan smiley0.gif

    • Groonz

      11 years ago

      thou art wondering what brought up this latest line of thinking. One second I am hot. The next I am not. I will honestly never get you women-foke. smiley8.gif

    • Groonz

      11 years ago

      yes it is

    • Nudge1

      11 years ago

      sorry, we never really got near that end of town. Never mind, perhaps next time we visit York you won't be working... smiley1.gif

    • BASTARD667

      11 years ago

      I'll comment ur journal if you comment mine!!!
      ... also, get on the forum or LIVE or something!!

    • Groonz

      11 years ago

      Meh, I knew the truth of how I make you wet your pants. smiley8.gif

    • Mecatchfish

      11 years ago

      Yeah? Well, crap like that's why we fought a war to get rid of you guys.

    • Mecatchfish

      11 years ago

      What do they do if you watch TV and don't have a license?

    • Mecatchfish

      11 years ago

      A TV license?

    • Bloodless

      11 years ago

      *hugs* :3 smiley12.gif

    • Mecatchfish

      11 years ago

      There is a rumor circulating here in the USA. Our media says that the price of diesel fuel in your country is so high that truckers are parking their trucks and giving up on the business. They also say that there are shortages of basic supplies, because now there's noone to move basic goods across your country.

      Is this true?

    • Groonz

      11 years ago

      Well I haven't made up my mind yet... I am just considering it.

    • Groonz

      11 years ago

      you forgot to say take off! smiley8.gif

      Sup sexy?

    • HurriHam

      11 years ago

      Yes, yes it has.

    • Bloodless

      11 years ago

      Don't sweat it Kim, I did finally get it, and I'm more than happy to help you in any way.

    • Groonz

      11 years ago

      women. smiley8.gif

    • Groonz

      11 years ago

      trust me one of my problems will always just be women. smiley8.gif

    • LittleRedMo

      11 years ago

      They always do!

    • LittleRedMo

      11 years ago

      smiley4.gif No pokey me!

    • Bloodless

      11 years ago

      OMFG! *pouncehuglick* smiley12.gif

    • LittleRedMo

      11 years ago

      are you going to feed Mason and I pankcakes from under the door?

    • LittleRedMo

      11 years ago

      I should I should steal mason and move to the UK!

      Its my fault I screwed everything up/

    • LittleRedMo

      11 years ago

      Turn lesbian is going to the drak side silly and appearently that i what I'm doing. OH yea and Corey dumped me.

    • Bloodless

      11 years ago

      Yeah, it's getting very hottie hottersons here too.

    • Bloodless

      11 years ago

      A snowcone is crushed ice with fruit flavored juices put in it.

    • HurriHam

      11 years ago

      Nom nom nom

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