King_Julian

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from Billingsville, IN

  • Activity

    • E Street Pub

      8 years ago

      King_Julian

      I went to E Street Pub with Toby and we got drunk as FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

      It was awesome. There were a lot of live acoustic bands playing and they were playing 90's music that I knew all the words to. So being the dumb drunk ass I am, I tried singing along and ended up raping the shit out of my vocal chords. So my voice sounds like like a kid going through puberty... again...

      Every time I talk, it cracks me up and then my laugh makes me laugh more.

      Definitely a great evening.

    • My first check is this week

      8 years ago

      King_Julian

      So exciting. Too bad I can't buy cigarettes and booze like I usually do with my money. All of this money is going to what I need to get my Teaching License in Indiana and the rest is towards my new starter and tire. Then next check is to insurance and new tags. HOORAY! Then I have to Febreeze Bomb the hell out of my car. It smells terrible after sitting for months.

      I'm kinda sad I haven't been able to keep up with my sign language since my friend Daniel is all the way in Muncie and he was my SL buddy. I miss my big gay BFF.

      I've also been checking out this dating website called Okcupid and talking to girls in my area. But as it turns out, Liberty is in the dead center of every area where girls AREN'T. FML.

      But I'm loving this job and my friends and family. Sucks being lonely, but I've been single for a while, so while it sucks lots of dicks (figuratively speaking) I'm able to truck through it.

    • Happy Birthday

      8 years ago

      King_Julian

      It was someone's birthday yesterday. This person in particular is someone important to me. What I wouldn't give to tell you happy birthday.

      I manned up and did it.

    • Not 1 but 2

      8 years ago

      King_Julian

      JOBS!

      I'm a substitute teacher at Head Start here in Liberty, IN!

      OMFG YES!

      I work part time at Hastings in Richmond, IN!

      OMFG YES!

      My two great passions in life.

      Children and Geek culture. I'm so absolutely excited about my life right now.

      I've calculated that I can repair my car by the end of October and in my own place by February.

      Head Start is paying for my college classes so I'll finally be able to get my bachellor's degree! I also just applied for my Indiana State Substitute Teacher's License so I can also sub K-12. I have a 7 step-sister and a 15 yr old brother and sister. I can totally sub in their classes. This is simply mindblowing and amazing.

      I've also decided that when I get my own place and my bachellor's that I will officially be looking to start my own family. I want to get married and have kids. That is my greatest goal in life.

    • Deadpool!

      8 years ago

      King_Julian

      My friends have pointed out that I've taken a darker turn in my life and that I most closely match Deadpool. I was wanting to be Spider-Man, but after examining my life, I feel its a natural shift. When I was 21, I was young, hopeful, well-intentioned. Now, I'm ruthless, morally ambiguous, and pretty ok with being a prick.

      SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I am ordering this.

      cgi.ebay.com/Full-body-lycra-spandex-zentai-metallic-deadpool-C086-/200499591229?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&var&hash=item746aa72e01

      In order to look good in the suit, not as good as ryan reynolds but hey, close enough, I will have to do this.

      www.sixpacknow.com/ryan_reynolds_workout.html

      15lbs in 30 days!

    • The 50th person in a month...

      8 years ago

      King_Julian

      Asked me "Why don't I have kids yet?" or "Why aren't you married yet?" like I'm supposed to have had this done already. Well the kids question was easy. It's hard to have kids when you're not fucking. : /
      The marriage one was equally easy. I've seen what happens to people who get married because it's "the thing to do." I'm waiting for that right girl. I sometimes get impatient and want to just attach myself to the first cute girl who pays attention to me. But I remind myself, how deeply I would love my future wife and how I shouldn't marry someone who wouldn't love me equally back.

      I'll admit I'm lonely in the romance department. But being back in Liberty with my friends and family, well, it just reminds me how lucky I am. Things have a way of working themselves out. You just gotta have faith.

    • 8 years ago

      King_Julian
    • Nostalgia

      8 years ago

      King_Julian

      I saw someone I haven't seen in years today. Its strange seeing someone just look like an entirely new person. She's doing well and I'm glad. I thought I was going to be all emo about it, but honestly. It cheered me up.

    • Good Christ.

      8 years ago

      King_Julian

      I keep forgetting about this place! Damn you facebook!

      I need a way to sync the two so when I log into facebook I log into this.

      Moved back to Liberty. Getting my chauffeurs license. It's pretty awesome.

    • 8 years ago

      King_Julian
  • Comments (439)

    • MissDZ513

      8 years ago

      i miss getting texts from you, I hope your jobs are going well :)

    • Cechmanek

      8 years ago

      I never go to 4chan.

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      8 years ago

      are you coming on to me smiley6.gif

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      8 years ago

      why?

      you getting confused? :P

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      9 years ago

      be online moar!

    • SpFx

      9 years ago

      In Mother Russia, you don't watch porn, porn watches you!

      Hey King!

    • believeinka

      9 years ago

      At least you got some gifts... I hope all is well with you!
      You feel any older? And no matter how old you get or feel you'll always be 'kiddo' to me.

    • Stonesword

      9 years ago

      Merry Christmas!

    • believeinka

      9 years ago

      Hey
      Long time, no talk. What's up? Hope all is well with you!
      Early Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

    • gooniewench

      9 years ago

      Hey, seen my new piercing yet?

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      9 years ago

      thaaaaats better! :D

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      10 years ago

      any idea how to make a group invite-only?

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      10 years ago

      lols.

      much going on...or you still trawling twitter?

    • BlackMonsta

      10 years ago

      how's it goin big guy?

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      10 years ago

      random

      also you should play this crappy MMO called ArchLord for shits and giggles...its epic in its fail.

      i just wanna become ArchLord and rule the wannabe WoWfags

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      10 years ago

      you were talking about the comic, then i got some random ";lzKDNF"SLKnfase'lgnkw" message and you disappeared

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      10 years ago

      what happened last night!?

    • believeinka

      10 years ago

      smartass

    • believeinka

      10 years ago

      you'll have to send me the link if you do that

    • believeinka

      10 years ago

      hahaha... ok, I'm sorry. *still giggling*
      so tell me something new and interesting

    • believeinka

      10 years ago

      oh cool.. I like it, it'll be awesome I'm sure!
      so... what is it with you passing out with your ass in the air?

    • believeinka

      10 years ago

      Thanks Jules,
      how're you by the way?

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      10 years ago

      got some random ";lzKDNF"SLKnfase'lgnkw" message then you disappeared :s

      im off to bed anyways...catch up in a bit, and i look forward to seeing the comic!
      thanks for the advice/ fresh eyes earlier

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      10 years ago

      sah-weeeeeet!

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      10 years ago

      youre getting back into D&D right?

      ever play or hear anything about Warhammer?

      either way, wanna proof read something im writing for Games Workshop in a day or two?
      its for a job, and the task was to write 250 words on "the battle of my life".

      also, how life?

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      10 years ago

      im about to totally fag-out and watch all the harry potter movies :s

    • film_geek

      10 years ago

      awesome, glad to hear that. sorry I got behind on my watch list.

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      10 years ago

      ok...i may have successfully avoided all conversations about it then.

      either that or its true gaming does turn your mind to jelly :S

      also, if you are interested Steff is looking for an artist to do some work for her site...could become a regular and well-established thing if you want.

      we could even try to slip in some of the darwin & death stuff if she is interested (as well as a virus comic i planned)

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      10 years ago

      i dont get harry potter, its a childs book read by adults...and if you havent read the books the movies are just retarded!

      am i right? or are you a closet-potterer?

    • Popularity

      10 years ago

      stop showing off your titties.

    • believeinka

      10 years ago

      No... I'm pretty sure I meant it - Creepy Julian!
      speaking of which - how're you kiddo?

    • _Kryptinight

      10 years ago

      smiley12.gif

    • gooniewench

      10 years ago

      That's not exactly a good thing.

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      10 years ago

      Assistant Studio Marketing Artist

      the website says:

      "We are looking for an assistant Studio Marketing Artist to help produce the vast amount of assets generated for all of our AAA Computer Games This includes:

      Capturing in-game screenshots
      Moving images for game trailers
      A contribution to the various TV projects we are involved with
      The successful applicant will have:

      An 'eye' for capturing stills and moving images from the game engine
      Sufficient technical expertise to be able to learn how to use the in-game battle editor and editing equipment
      Experience with the following packages is useful but not essential:

      Photoshop
      Premiere
      After Effects
      Any 3D package
      Any experience in editing and interest in strategy games would be a bonus. This role would ideally suit a recent art graduate with an interest in games. "

      i fulfil all of the above, PLUS im a graduate in a relevant field.

      pay is £18,000 - £23,000 per year ($30,000-$38,000)

      how bitchin' is that?

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      10 years ago

      on an infinitely lighter note, i may have found a job in something machinima-related.

      : D x 1,000,000

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      10 years ago

      fair enough

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      10 years ago

      i dont object to people being interested in children, but the very second that interest turned sexual i would put a bullet in their head, regardless of who they were or what good they did.

      i think its quite noble to want to be a role model, admirable in fact...but i stand by my belief that MJ "messed with children"

      i dont think he has the mental capacity to actually rape them, but i definitely believe he molested them, even if he was too naive to understand it.

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      10 years ago

      i believe in innocent until proven guilty, however i also believe there is no smoke without fire.

      if you were a pedo, what would be the first thing you do?
      build a huge fucking amusement park in your back garden.
      its a grooming mechanism, to make children WANT to be around him, as well as a facade for the media...walk around innocently with loads of kids, so they doubt what goes on behind closed doors.

      also, who says that is his real face?

      perhaps he takes off the "mask" when hes stalking his prey.

      i also refer you to my previous message, would you let your kids near him...knowing you dont fully trust him?

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      10 years ago

      the good things he did do not make the bad things go away...even if the bad things are speculation.

      dirt sticks dude...and it has stuck in my mind.
      hes an amazing musician, but i just think his father screwed him up which led to the things he did (or apparently didnt do)

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      10 years ago

      anyone that gives children alcohol (particularly if they lie about it), shares a bed with them and has cameras watching the hallway leadng up to his room is guilty by circumstantial evidence in my books.

      plus...LOOK AT THE GUY!!

      would you let your kids hang around with him?

      i sure as fuck wouldnt!

    • masterdenae

      10 years ago

      I've been around....you're the one who disappeared.

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      10 years ago

      what? send me a big "little red x"?

      ...my pc is being silly and not showing images atm :(

      nevertheless, i r returneth!

    • King_Julian

      10 years ago

      YOU LIVE!

      Much rejoicing will be done.

    • SpFx

      10 years ago

      Just popped in to say.....
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      HANDJOB

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      10 years ago

      finally someone who knows who i was!

      kalvaza thought i was the crow :s

      others thought i was kiss or marylin manson...despite the fact i was walking around with ray mysterio, the ultimate warrior, lady-kane, hulk hogan,stone cold and dude love

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      10 years ago

      lol, it could be the start of a very long and prosperous webcomic career :D

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      10 years ago

      awesome...ive been thinking about that recently.

      you want to keep on with it?
      i think it was a pretty good idea

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      10 years ago

      ; )

    • cmayes0019

      10 years ago

      thanks for the advice man. Its much apperciated

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      10 years ago

      I'm single again. I won't go into any details but it was mutually agreed that we should other people.


      im recently in this situation too

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