Kleptomaniac

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from Middletown, PA

  • Activity

    • Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory Tournament

      13 years ago

      Kleptomaniac

      Want to play a FREE FPS with some of the best players in the Enemy Territory computer?

      Want to do it for free??

      http://carbon.rtcwfiles.com/etff/

      A tournament is being held. While there is no longer an entrance fee, there is no longer a prize either...except for the bragging right that you have defeated the best of the best without them able to make any sort of excuse!

    • The Skull's Lament

      13 years ago

      Kleptomaniac

      While on a journey in the gardens, Chuang Tzu found an old skull, chipped and dry. With sorrow, he took the skull, and lamented over what it meant to meet one's end. At the end, Chuang Tzu dragged the skull home, and using it as a pillow, fell asleep.

      During the night, the skull came to him in a dream and said, "You are a fool for enjoying the entanglements of life."

      Chuang was shocked. "If I could return you to life," he said," wouldn't you want that?"

      Stunned by Chuang Tzu's foolishness, the skull replied, "How do you know it is bad to be dead?"

      - Morpheus, "Path of Neo"

    • Pre-Crime

      13 years ago

      Kleptomaniac

      (I wanted to make this a topic in the +20 Forum, but I was afraid that it wouldn't end up being mature and serious.)

      Yes...this idea did come from watching "Minority Report."

      Many times we say to ourselves "Oh I wish I could've changed that" or "I should've stopped him"...but what if that was possible? What if we really were able to see disasters and dangerous crimes in the future?

      "Arrest them! Save the innocent!"

      But...they haven't COMMITTED the crime...or is it okay to arrest someone who hasn't done the deed?

      Let's not follow the book exactly, and instead think of it as though the crimes/disasters WILL happen, unless the person at fault is arrested/killed:

      Let's say that John Doe, husband and father of 3 children, is currently 29 years old. At the age of 50, his kids are going to die in a car accident, his wife is going to leave him, and in a fit of depression he is going to commit suicide by causing a nuclear meltdown at the Nuclear Power Plant he works at, killing millions of people.

      Do we arrest him now, while he is a happy father, thus getting this out of the way and no need to worry about him? Do we wait until the last minute, after the man has suffered terribly? What is the right time to do it?

      I'd like to hear anyone's thoughts on this...

    • Enemy Territory: Ninjas

      13 years ago

      Kleptomaniac

      Just click the link...the link to the movie, and important info, is in the first post on that thread...

      http://bunker.aaxxss.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=6378

    • Another Friend Request

      13 years ago

      Kleptomaniac

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      Been too busy playing video games to make any more...

      This one is from "Exterminatus Now" (http://exterminatusnow.comicgenesis.com/)

      (It shrunk a tiny bit, so if you want it, make sure to click on the image first)
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    • Happy Holidays!

      13 years ago

      Kleptomaniac

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      (If the image isn't showing up...my apologies. I'm having some computer trouble.)


      Please click HERE to open your present...



    • Path of Neo...political humor

      13 years ago

      Kleptomaniac

      So I'm playing "Matrix - Path of Neo"...VERY good game. The graphics aren't that good, but I believe gameplay is more important.

      Anywayz, Neo and Morpheus are trying to get to the Architect with the Keymaker...however, they've been placed far away from the door due to all the Smiths. The Keymaker says that he knows a doorway that'll bring them very close, however it's a dangerous place. He motions to a nearby door.

      He opens the door up...and we see that we're in Congress. There's a man with grey hair yelling about how "video games are an abomination and that they are ruining our children's lives." It's Jack Thompson.

      And then the Smiths catch up, and turn everyone into more Smiths, including Jack Thompson.

      This brings me to 3 conclusions:

      1) "Matrix - Path of Neo" rules.

      2) The Wachowski brothers rule.

      3) Agent Smith isn't really such a bad guy afterall.

    • "Friend Request" Images

      13 years ago

      Kleptomaniac

      We all hate 'em, so I photoshopped (actually MSPainted them) some lovely comic panels from VGCats to fit us.

      Feel free to use them! They're for public use! Share the love!

      REMEMBER - IF THE IMAGE LOOKS LIKE BAD QUALITY, CLICK ON IT. REDvsBLUE RESIZES LARGE IMAGES INTO THUMBNAILS

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    • WHAT THE F*CK?!

      13 years ago

      Kleptomaniac

      WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE FANBOYS?!?!

      Every morning there's 5 new "Versus" threads about new gaming systems...new games...game characters...WHATEVER!!

      And even though it's a rule NOT to post a Versus thread...even though every versus thread gets locked...THEY KEEP POSTING!!

      "omgz l0lz th3y wi11 l0v3 this thr34d r0fl"

      F*CK YOU DUMB FANBOY!!! QUIT ANNOYING OTHERS, FOLLOW THE DAMN RULES, AND LET US HAVE AN INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION FOR ONCE!!!

  • About Me

  • Comments (23)

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      I'm making some friend cuts, and I'm afraid you didn't quite make the cut. Hopefully, nothing much will change, and not being on my friends list won't put you at a disadvantage to anyone else, as I don't post any friends only contests or anything like that. As long as you comment on me, I should comment on you. PLEASE NOTE: I'm not removing you because I dislike you, but its annoying having to navigate through pages and pages of friends.

      Hopefully theres no hard feelings, and hope to talk to you again sometime.

      (This message will be used on every person I cut, so if you have any complaints, questions or anything just message me).

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      If you could PLEASE vote for Jack31 here, it'd be greatly appreciated. Im doing what I can to help him win.

    • jpohagan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Quick question: What site do you get your video game music? I've been looking, but all I can find are MIDI files for the most part. I want to see if I can find the actual music, like in the case of "It Doesn't Matter" from Sonic Adventure 2.

    • spoothead101

      13 years ago

      heh heee, your chuck noris comment made me laugh long, long and hard

      Post edited 2/12/06 12:29AM

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      Sorry to bother you yet again, but your old pal General_Beef needs a favor, if you could vote for Britannicushere it would be most appreciated. Thanks for your time.

      PLEASE DO NOT VOTE FOR ME

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      Sorry to bother you, looking at your comments it looks like I've been asking A LOT of favors, but you're old pal General_Beef needs some favors, vote for me here and vote for “Owner001†(Please do NOT vote for me) here. Thanks for your time.

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      Any chance in a favor for your ol' pal General_Beef? Vote for me here

    • Oasiz

      13 years ago

      Hey just dropping by to tell you about a Christmas contest going on in my journal. It ends in an hour! Happy Holidays!

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      support your good friend General_Beef, and vote here

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      heh, nice choice, don't see many that choose that game as a favourite GO EV NOVA (and all the other EV's too)

    • whitefroguy

      13 years ago

      i just like to steal things and i dont know why

    • FFACReno

      13 years ago

      nice pics dude

    • RainNira

      13 years ago

      You have been awarded by, me. ;D
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    • Cabose_Rocks

      13 years ago

      heres the site

    • Cabose_Rocks

      13 years ago

      look at my latest pics they are all real from about three series ahead including Dragon Ball V and another one i'll get u the site link

    • ryndarkruler

      14 years ago

      hoyl shit. your post in the pokemon emerald thread...

      that was really fucking amazing. i zingered it.

    • Vash_91

      14 years ago

      hello this vash calling in from UK can you see this or something ? :{ )

    • Kleptomaniac

      14 years ago

      DarthKema: You can't prove that!! *runs*

    • darthkema

      14 years ago

      You stole my name!

    • King_Rollo

      14 years ago

      Dude I know exactly how you feel about the videogames thing, because I have that in Warcraft III all the freaking time.

    • inuyasha8794

      14 years ago

      i like cleptos...

      even tho im a pyro. (i used to be a clepto. then i got in trouble and i met mr fire ... 3rd grade. *used to steal everyones pencils from their cute hello kitty pencil boxes... which i also used to take*)

    • pinkgirl

      14 years ago

      i love all you ........ things... chooses in movies, games, and shows....lol you should so be my best friend....

    • puma_rocker

      14 years ago

      Robin Hood: Men in Tights is a true work of art. I love that movie

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