Kooler

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from Uber Meat HQ

  • Activity

    • Today I Will Become a Man

      8 years ago

      Kooler

      So a while ago I realized that, while video games have been a huge part of my life for the past 15 years, I'm not very good at them. So I have decided to go on a crusade of going through my entire video game library and beat every single one of them on their hardest difficulty. I may have finished most of them, but I haven't beaten them all. To beat them is to reign victorious upon their asses, by showing them who's boss. First challenger? Halo series. Legendary. Flying solo. I've already beat the Pillar of Autumn, but I'm a tad bit frightened to go any further. And that feeling of being frightened is exactly what I want. The feeling that the game is challenging me to be the best I can be.

    • That's it!

      8 years ago

      Kooler

      I've had it! What's the number I need to call in order to get the shipping box for my 360? I'm tired of this shit! I just want to play some Arkham Asylum, is that too much to ask?!

    • Attention Puny Mortals!

      9 years ago

      Kooler

      I have started my own fandub! A fandub of the popular webcomic El Goonish Shive. Many of you may be asking "Mac, you perfect example of manliness, how do you make a fandub of a webcomic? Also, why does it hurt when I think about numbers?" To which I would reply, "The same way they can. Also, shut your word hole." I would like anyone interested and a halfway decent microphone to audtion. Even if you don't get a part, I can still use use as an extra.

      You read all the details here.

    • Voice Acting is Fun

      9 years ago

      Kooler

      In my previous journal I stated that I have earned the part of Bastion Misawa in a Yugioh GX Visual Novel well I seem to be good at this because on top of that role I also scored the role of Zell for a Final Fantasy 8 fandub and two roles for a fandubbing of Ash vs Paul in the Sinnoh league. Both parts are Paul himself and the announcer that always commentates on the battles.

      With school starting up in about a week and the auditions for a play I'm going to be in a couple of days after that, I have feeling I'm going to be very busy.

    • Hooray!

      9 years ago

      Kooler

      So, as you don't know, I've been audtioning for various parts for fandubs and other such projects on youtube. Well, I've finally managed to snag my a part on flotationmedia's Yugioh GX Spirit Caller Visual Novel. The part? Well it's not a major part but hey, at least I'm not an extra or anything. I play the part of Bastion Misawa. Who, in the show, was actually one of my favorite characters.

      Episode one hasn't been posted yet, but he says that if it becomes popular he'll do more than just the three episodes he has planned out. So please watch it, if just for my sake.

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qtq_VqsVHg

    • I Can't Decide

      9 years ago

      Kooler

      It's not easy having yourself a good time
      Greasing up those bets and betters
      Watching out they don't four-letter
      Fuck and kiss you both at the same time
      Smells-like something I've forgotten
      Curled up died and now it's rotten

      I'm not a gangster tonight
      Don't want to be a bad guy
      I'm just a loner baby
      And now you're gotten in my way

      I can't decide
      Whether you should live or die
      Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
      Please don't hang your head and cry
      No wonder why
      My heart feels dead inside
      It's cold and hard and petrified
      Lock the doors and close the blinds
      We're going for a ride

      It's a bitch convincing people to like you
      If I stop now call me a quitter
      If lies were cats you'd be a litter
      Pleasing everyone isn't like you
      Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
      Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled

      I've got to hand it to you
      You've played by all the same rules
      It takes the truth to fool me
      And now you've made me angry

      I can't decide
      Whether you should live or die
      Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
      Please don't hang your head and cry
      No wonder why
      My heart feels dead inside
      It's cold and hard and petrified
      Lock the doors and close the blinds
      We're going for a ride

      Oh I could throw you in the lake
      Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
      I wont deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone
      Oh I could bury you alive
      But you might crawl out with a knife
      And kill me when I'm sleeping
      That's why

      I can't decide
      Whether you should live or die
      Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
      Please don't hang your head and cry
      No wonder why
      My heart feels dead inside
      It's cold and hard and petrified
      Lock the doors and close the blinds
      We're going for a ride

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSdE9x5bvjU&playnext_from=TL&videos=LKVCl2fTajI

    • Most Memorable Bosses I've Ever Faced

      9 years ago

      Kooler

      1-Mithos-Tales of Symphonia
      2-High Dragon-Dragon Age: Origins
      3-Megumi Kitanji-TWEWY
      4-Xigbar-Kingdom Hearts 2
      5-Lady Yunalesca-Final Fantasy X
      6-Megaman Juno (Second Form)-Megaman 64
      7-ALPHA-152-Dead or Alive 4
      8-Jack of Blades-Fable: The Lost Chapters
      9-Kingman-Megaman Battle Network 3
      10-Lance-Pokemon Soulsilver

      What are yours?

    • Splice

      9 years ago

      Kooler

      You have no idea just how difficult it is to describe Splice without ample uses of the phrases "Holy shit," and "Fucked up". It's taken it's place as my favorite movie of all time...and I never want to see it again.

    • Fandub Audtions

      9 years ago

      Kooler

      So I now have three different videos up on my youtube account. I've noticed a similarity in all of them, they're all fandub auditions.
      Despite having a kick ass camera and, like, 4 different scripts written up for Uber Meat, I have only one video released. And it's not even on youtube!

      Yugioh GX: Spirit Caller Audition

      Final Fantasy 7 Audition

      Sir Fratley Audition

  • Comments (2111)

    • JakeHCoker

      5 years ago

      Happy Valentines Day!
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    • Dia FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      hey man hows it going?

    • Mudgama

      7 years ago

      Probably for the best.

    • Mudgama

      8 years ago

      ME?? YOU!!

    • Mudgama

      8 years ago

      YOU!!!

    • DemonicDMM

      8 years ago

      I do actually. Feel free to add me. I'm under Javier Guzman Jr.

    • vamptigergal

      8 years ago

      Well everyone needs someone to do that...i just thought it was the right thing to do

    • vamptigergal

      8 years ago

      Yeah but he doesnt scare me. I mean have you seen my brother, Josh? he is scare when he's mad. or even my friend Mike, they can scare me sorta but till you can do that. sorry but Grim Jr just doesnt scare me. Sorry. and thank you for telling me which is first. I'll read them when I can find them.

    • Connman14

      9 years ago

      I agree with you the plot was a bit better, but I just didn't feel the largeness the first game had. I blame that at the mako being taken out, I wish they tweaked it instead of completely removing it. I'm kind of weird in what I like in my Rp games, I liked the fact that you had to micromanage all your teams gear completely, not just guns, armor and everything. I was also kind of disappointed in the amount of guns and armor, a lot fewer items.

      They both had their peaks, I'm so excited for 3 I can hardly wait the... 3 years it will probably take

    • Bella_Rose

      9 years ago

      Thank you very much for accepting smiley0.gif

    • VincentSylv

      9 years ago

      Well, I'm not a big fan of gnomes...but I was hoping you'd also tell me what edition.

    • S1apSh0es

      9 years ago

      You can't have your cake and eat it too >:0

    • ksa_fan13

      9 years ago

      So I was reading through my old journals. And I saw that I put you on one of them saying you were one of only 3 people who ever read them. And then you commented on my new one.

      I would just like to say that I absolutely adore your dedication to my journals. =]

    • TheForge

      9 years ago

      Well there was a jailbreak on new years that let a lot of supers free.
      and there's a military op in brazil (Melee is handling that.)
      now it's the morning February 13th in New York.
      London and Tokyo are our other main cities but nothing's happening there. though there's a character in Tokyo waiting for something to happen. (he's a paramedic)

    • TheForge

      9 years ago

      Hey there. would be interested in joining one of my two RPs?

      redvsblue.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2224925
      or
      redvsblue.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2225222

    • DemonicDMM

      9 years ago

      Have you tried playing magic the gathering? If not, would you try it?

    • DemonicDMM

      9 years ago

      The complaints about how one rule contradicts another and "that's not how that works" and junk. And maybe on my days off. I'll have to find my stuff, unless you play magic the gathering too.

    • Supreme_King

      9 years ago

      sorry dude but I don't have any webcam device.
      I would love to but i can't, I do have skype though

    • Mudgama

      9 years ago

      I'd just have to sign into that webcam thingy first.

    • JasonXLV2

      9 years ago

      nah
      ultimate deadpool has a cool costume,
      but this is mainstream
      this is osbornes world

    • JasonXLV2

      9 years ago

      that's not ultimate, that's mainstream
      deadpool #17
      after the skrull invasion he got into a fight with osborne,
      and so then osborne sent bullseye after him
      bullseye paid him
      so deadpool became a pirate
      got bored with that, and decided he wants to do some good and joined the XMen
      at first they said no, but apparently they're gonna accept him to keep an eye on him

      and nice shameful advertising by the way, i'll check it out

    • JasonXLV2

      9 years ago

      haha now i'm tempted to get that issue just to see if your guess was right
      that seriously sounds like something he'd say

    • ThePurpleSpy

      9 years ago

      I just noticed you rejoined the ZP fan club.

    • SuperPriv4te

      9 years ago

      Yeah, LFG's cool...

      FW00T!

    • Mudgama

      9 years ago

      You, you might wanna get outside sometime then dude.

    • Mudgama

      9 years ago

      So apparently you're a chick now...hm, right. How're your "lady parts" treatin' ya?

    • VincentSylv

      9 years ago

      look at it this way, at least Sephiroth has the legendary Masamune...Cloud is just using some sword from some random guy...(I have Crisis Core...I know the story)

    • DemonicDMM

      9 years ago

      I literally ask "It was happy?" or "I'm/she's/he's happy?"

    • tj1212

      10 years ago

      whats up man

    • Mudgama

      10 years ago

      Is there any chance of me seeing it for the PS2?

      Oh, and dude, it feels hella cool to be part of Kooler's Chosen Group.

    • VincentSylv

      10 years ago

      I am honored that you of me so highly.

    • ThePurpleSpy

      10 years ago

      And the dream was?

    • Mudgama

      10 years ago

      Wow, a dream like that being realistic has got to be next to painful.

    • Mudgama

      10 years ago

      Did you try to warn anybody?

    • Mudgama

      10 years ago

      Wow, a dream like that being realistic would be pretty scary. Were you part of the devastation? As in, were you in the building when the bomb went off in the dream?

    • RunninMan

      10 years ago

      Let me just say this: Mandy got hot.

    • Mudgama

      10 years ago

      I guess I'll try to get it back in business.

    • Rodgun

      10 years ago

      Now that, I don't know. Haven't paid attention. :P

    • Rodgun

      10 years ago

      I know. Not only are they pretty, the stories are really good. Great way to mix fanfiction and creativity.

    • Rodgun

      10 years ago

      Whenever they can. They've both been slow for a bit.

    • Rodgun

      10 years ago

      Yes. Up to what its currently at.

    • RunninMan

      10 years ago

      Thanks. And I actually think Artemis went a little too soft in the later books.

    • Fox501

      10 years ago

      and let me know wat u think of them

    • Fox501

      10 years ago

      i have three elite pics, really good ones u should see them

    • Rodgun

      10 years ago

      That one is awesome too, though it hasn't advanced much in the last couple of years. BTW, MEGAS XLR BALLET FTW!!!

    • Rodgun

      10 years ago

      I know. I'm expecting that one. And there is a possibility Mimi is from Sugar Bits. There are some references there.

    • Rodgun

      10 years ago

      Strange, I could. It says Mimi is Him's daughter. :/

    • Rodgun

      10 years ago

      Ditto here.
      I don't recall seeing that angel dude anywhere else, but Mimi I am certain she's comic-only.

    • Rodgun

      10 years ago

      Oh right, got messed up by the name.
      She is a made-up character. Doesn't exist outside of the comic.

    • Rodgun

      10 years ago

      You sure you read it right? 'cause Mimi is Grim and Mandy's love child. Actually Nergal Jr. and Mandy's, but all so that Grim could have a second child................... yeah, its overly complicated.

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