Kukuruznik

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      11 years ago

      Kukuruznik

      Wii - Code: 4541 6529 5049 0723
      SSBB Code: 0387 8461 8900

    • Ugh.

      12 years ago

      Kukuruznik

      I just went in to the Halo 3 forum for some stupid reason. Now my head hurts from all the idiocy that goes on in there. Where's the Tylenol at...

    • Heh, cool.

      13 years ago

      Kukuruznik

      Found this on the internet, and it's pretty well-written and entertaining. I like it.

      01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

      02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

      03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

      04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

      05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

      06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

      07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

      08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

      09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

      10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

    • Huh?

      13 years ago

      Kukuruznik

      I found something wierd today. You know that thing in Bush's state of the union speech back in January about how "With open markets and a level playing field, no one can outproduce or outcompete the American worker."?

      Well, I wanted to quote it exactly for the illegal immigrant bill thread, so I searched "Bush State of the Union outproduce american worker" and I got George Herbert Walker Bush's 1991 State of the Union address where he said: "You and I know that if the playing field is level, America's workers and farmers can outwork and outproduce anyone, anytime, anywhere. "

      Just an interesting tidbit.

    • Holy shit, chill out dude.

      13 years ago

      Kukuruznik

      So I made the following post in the South Park thread attempting to clear up something between a user who was getting pretty angry at some guy who misunderstood his post.

      "You said 'this week, one of the cast members will die' and Tb0ne is saying that the character that will die this week... is chef. And he was correct."

      Now obviously this post of mine is extremely offensive and warrants the following response entitled "you are a retard" via message from CELTICPRED:

      "first, you didnt read through all the posts prior to mine, if you would have, you would have seen im right

      no where did i say that i was quoting the season premier

      i quoted a previous episode where miss chokesondick dies, it said in the promo "this week one of south parks characters will die, it ended up being miss chokesondick

      read all posts, and dont post against me, ever, you are a disgrace to everyone who has the name russ

      my first name is russ and you make me want to change my name, dont ever try to insult me in a thread"

      I responded telling him that it was a misunderstanding and he should chill out. I'm interested to see if he responds.

      But the real reason I posted all of this is to segway into an issue of some importance. The Internet. For some reason some people's testosterone multiplies by 10 when they enter into the enigma that is The Internet, as seen here. It's even more rampant on things like XBOX Live and online games in general. The question is why.

      It could be because there are no repurcussions when it comes to insulting people over the internet. I think this is the best solution I can come up with so far. Because calling someone "a retard" via messaging on RVB is much different than saying it to their face, people decide that they are somehow now entitled to insult and attack others as much as they please. It seems as if something is already wrong with the person before they discover the internet. As if insulting others gives them some sort of sick satisfaction.

      A psychologist or someone who has studied psychology could probably shed some light on this a lot better than I could. Where's Nicole when I need her?

      Anyone reading this who knows anything about psychology, please post a comment if you have some understanding why people are like this on the internet.

    • Corner Gas

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      Kukuruznik

      I was extremely saddened when I saw that there was no topic for this show. Probably not too many Canadians on this board. This is one of the best comedies on television, it is the best Canadian show on television right now. To the American folk, if you're ever in Canada, find the Season 1 DVD and buy it.

      "What didja call me on the phone for? You got something to say, you come down here and say it yourself. Ever heard of a car? It's a handy invention, I'll show you how it works sometime!"

      "What didja drive all the way down here for? Ever heard of a phone? It's a handy invention, I'll show you how it works sometime!"

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  • Comments (13)

    • Shmef FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Best 2 comics up there. Them in addition to XKCD and Cyanide and Happiness make up my Justice League Pantheon of Online Comics (JLPoOC)

    • Le_Creuset

      11 years ago

      you obviously never saw the previous two threads.

    • Phantexxx

      11 years ago

      hey, i replied to your question about the class system in the forum, but it got overwhelmed by jackasses. if you want, i'll post it here. let me know, man.

    • AFKeeker

      11 years ago

      It's been around for a while, but do you like xkcd?

    • AFKeeker

      11 years ago

      I can assure you the two are entirely unrelated. I liked the CAD comic because it exemplifies nerdiness at the highest levels, turning down sex for a boss fight. I made up the copy and paste thing to make fun of the "98% of teens" things on profiles. But thank you for the link to the Hockey Zombie comic, it looks like it might be good, I'll look into it.

    • AFKeeker

      11 years ago

      Riiiiight...

    • AFKeeker

      11 years ago

      You are a failure of epic proportions, and I laugh at your pathetic attempts to sound intelligent.

    • zakattack13

      12 years ago

      could you please vote for me here. if you do you get a free mod!!

      Thanks in advance

    • mel

      12 years ago

      This is your tourney table/schedules. If you have any questions, please let me know! smiley0.gif

    • Twisted_Mind

      12 years ago

      no i dont its not my artwork a buddy says he did it but i kinda think it was just found. i just think its a sweet pic with lots of meaning

    • cheeseymofo

      13 years ago

      wow another Nine black alps fan! thats a rare find smiley11.gif

    • Kragar

      14 years ago

      Oh, yes you can holpar, your just jealous that he's got a better pic then you. lol

    • holpar

      14 years ago

      I need more goods that that.. I can't go off a Faulty Towers pic alone

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